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(CBC) Asinine Just when you thought that having your house burn down was the worst thing that could happen, thieves rummage through the remains and steal your parents' ashes   (cbc.ca) divider line 26
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GungFu
2011-11-22 12:24:18 AM
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Suspect wanted for questioning.
 
EmmaLou
2011-11-22 12:24:58 AM
Perhaps instead of making the ashes look good, they should mark them some way. Like "In loving memory of my father, Willy" or whatever.

I have my cat in a cedar box, carefully hidden under some old Christmas cards so the thieves will never find her.
 
EmmaLou
2011-11-22 12:25:34 AM
Just to clarify: my cat is dead and cremated. Not alive and hiding.
 
Plastic Trash Vortex
2011-11-22 12:25:51 AM
On the plus side, it shouldn't be too hard to find replacement ashes
 
Mixolydian Master [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 12:27:10 AM
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When I die, I want all my friends to mix me in their stash and smoke me
 
Seth'n'Spectrum
2011-11-22 12:37:03 AM
Just when you thought that having your house burn down was the worst thing that could happen, thieves rummage through the remains and steal your parents' ashes bonemeal.

FTF Skyrim, from the Draugrs' perspective.
 
jingks
2011-11-22 12:41:53 AM
EmmaLou: Just to clarify: my cat is dead and cremated. Not alive and hiding.

I'm not sure which is creepier. Hiding a live cat in a box or getting your cat cremated and storing the ashes.
 
logieal [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 12:45:03 AM
EmmaLou: Just to clarify: my cat is dead and cremated. Not alive and hiding.

Are you sure? Let's ask Schrödinger.
 
octopied
2011-11-22 12:45:59 AM
They'll have a years free rent and replacement stuff by this time next week, and more valuable than what they had before, that's how it works when they publish these sob stories in Canada.
 
EmmaLou
2011-11-22 12:46:39 AM
jingks: EmmaLou: Just to clarify: my cat is dead and cremated. Not alive and hiding.

I'm not sure which is creepier. Hiding a live cat in a box or getting your cat cremated and storing the ashes.

Want me to do an experiment and tell you tomorrow? I still have two of them alive and kicking around....
 
Uzzah
2011-11-22 12:50:21 AM
I would think the worst thing that could happen would be the fact that your parents died in the fire.

Oh, they were already dead?

Never mind.
 
BroVinny
2011-11-22 12:52:07 AM
HALIFAX FAMILY LOSES URNINGS

*yawn*
 
mr smart the great
2011-11-22 12:54:58 AM
thus why i support if your on private property without consent you could be shot
 
Mixolydian Master [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 12:57:53 AM
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SageC
2011-11-22 12:59:16 AM
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Even Stormtroopers leave the bodies behind, Halifax thieves are worse than Imperial Stormtroopers.
 
Begoggle
2011-11-22 01:09:49 AM
octopied: They'll have a years free rent and replacement stuff by this time next week, and more valuable than what they had before, that's how it works when they publish these sob stories in Canada.

You forgot to mention that their new home and new stuff will be taken from middle-class people who worked hard for it.
That's how Socialism works in those Socialist Socialism Socialist Socialists.
Communists is what I mean.
 
Jon H
2011-11-22 01:10:04 AM
"They were in a blue velvety bag"

They sound like farkers
 
Fano
2011-11-22 01:35:58 AM
This Nurhachi is a real small guy!
 
RealFarknMcCoy2
2011-11-22 01:36:28 AM
jingks: EmmaLou: Just to clarify: my cat is dead and cremated. Not alive and hiding.

I'm not sure which is creepier. Hiding a live cat in a box or getting your cat cremated and storing the ashes.

Why do you consider it creepy to keep a beloved pet's ashes?? It's no creepier than keeping your parent's ashes...
 
Slartibartfaster
2011-11-22 02:45:43 AM
EmmaLou: I have my cat in a cedar box

yeah and its the OTHER people who are screwed up
 
Slartibartfaster
2011-11-22 02:50:32 AM
RealFarknMcCoy2: Why do you consider it creepy to keep a beloved pet's ashes?? It's no creepier than keeping your parent's ashes

Which makes it less than totally creepy how ?

THEY ARE ASHES !!!
wtf

bury it, plant something that likes ashes, but keeping them ? cat, parent, whatever, this is morbid
 
UncleStumpy
2011-11-22 03:59:31 AM
EmmaLou: Just to clarify: my cat is dead and cremated. Not alive and hiding.

this clarification amuses me greatly...
 
UncleStumpy
2011-11-22 04:03:26 AM
octopied: They'll have a years free rent and replacement stuff by this time next week, and more valuable than what they had before, that's how it works when they publish these sob stories in Canada.

you say this like it's a bad thing...
 
TommyDeuce
2011-11-22 07:59:12 AM
Bunch of dirty thieving ashholes.
 
OBBN [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 08:06:23 AM
Who the Fark owns a home and has no insurance? Or did I not read correctly and they were renting? If that is the case who the Fark rents and doesn't have renters insurance?

For all of you who are renting. Renters insurance for an apartment is something like a $100 a YEAR. Do yourself a favor and get some. Don't fool yourself into thinking your landlord is responsible for your things even if it is their fault there was a fire. They aren't.
 
L33t Squirrel [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 01:43:48 PM
...So, does this count as theft or kidnapping?...
 
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