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(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Mitt Romney was a complete tool and buzzkill as a teenager, too   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 41
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2011-11-21 07:26:11 PM
Romney enjoys the music of the Eagles, Beatles, Roy Orbison, Randy Travis, and the Killers and plays both Scrabble and Angry Birds on his iPad.
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job. I'm your average white surburbanite slob. I like football not porno and books about war. I got an average house..with a nice hardwood floor
 
2011-11-21 07:32:18 PM
"I tasted a beer and tried a cigarette once, as a wayward teenager, and never did it again."

weaselzippers.us
 
2011-11-21 07:59:44 PM
I thought the SNL cold open this weekend -- the one that was basically this exact story -- was okay. Chuckleworthy.

The real thing is farking hilarious.
 
2011-11-21 08:13:21 PM
I don't care about any of this shiat. Mitt Romney would make a terrible president for the same reasons that he was a terrible governor. That had nothing to do with his religion.
 
2011-11-21 10:39:09 PM
Just the kind of candidate they can mold into another George Bush.

Minus the loose cannon effect of the other contenders.

Gingrich will be someone's Veep. Bet you a pitcher.
 
2011-11-21 10:39:50 PM
TPM hat trick. Over/under on post # of first complainer?
 
2011-11-21 10:42:55 PM
I could see myself not having a beer with that guy.
 
2011-11-21 10:43:21 PM
vernonFL: "I tasted a beer and tried a cigarette once, as a wayward teenager, and never did it again."

[weaselzippers.us image 350x460]


What does Sean Connery have to do with this?
 
2011-11-21 10:45:22 PM
astro716: vernonFL: "I tasted a beer and tried a cigarette once, as a wayward teenager, and never did it again."

[weaselzippers.us image 350x460]

What does Sean Connery have to do with this?


content8.flixster.com
 
2011-11-21 10:46:18 PM
Rapmaster2000: I could see myself not having a beer with that guy.

How about some...fudge?
 
2011-11-21 10:47:10 PM
I tasted a beer and a cigarette once, as a wayward teenager. Then I tasted a few thousand more of them.
 
2011-11-21 10:47:50 PM
I don't think my life would have been any worse if I had never been introduced to smoking. Drinking beers on the other hand? I guess he didn't need down and dirty friends in college, he had rich people social things to do.
 
2011-11-21 10:48:41 PM
Mitt probably doesn't know who The Killers are, but has some blueblood Young Republican lame college kid on payroll to advise him who the young kids are listening to and feed him hip pop culture references.
 
2011-11-21 10:50:35 PM
As a Mormon, Romney is supposed to avoid such temptations.

Uh yeah. As a wayward college youth I liked dating Mormon girls because they put out and were crazy in bed.
 
2011-11-21 10:55:12 PM
what_now: I don't care about any of this shiat. Mitt Romney would make a terrible president for the same reasons that he was a terrible governor. That had nothing to do with his religion.

Yes you can dislike Mitt without taking his religion into it, however he shouldn't just get a free ride on his religion. Even more because he took a deferment to go to France and be a missionary during the Vietnam war.
During that time LDS teachings included that black men were not allowed to hold the priesthood. Anyone who wasn't white was considered to have sinned in preexistence.
LDS also sees women as second class to men.

If you think some people are just inferior because of skin color or sex can you really be a good president(in the 21st century)?
 
2011-11-21 10:55:46 PM
Fart_Machine: As a Mormon, Romney is supposed to avoid such temptations.

Uh yeah. As a wayward college youth I liked dating Mormon girls because they put out and were crazy in bed.


So Mormon is the new Catholic?

/shudder
 
2011-11-21 10:56:34 PM
spongeboob: If you think some people are just inferior because of skin color or sex can you really be a good president(in the 21st century)?

Not if the 21st century ends up looking like the 1950s...
 
2011-11-21 11:02:33 PM
whidbey: Rapmaster2000: I could see myself not having a beer with that guy.

How about some...fudge?


Are we talking about Santorum?
 
2011-11-21 11:14:45 PM
I would not like anyone running my country who hadn't done psychedelic drugs.

Really, it ought to be mandatory.
 
2011-11-21 11:18:55 PM
"Can I Borrow a Feeling" by Mitt
 
2011-11-21 11:19:38 PM
I tasted a beer as a kid, and I didn't like it. That's why I drink Scotch.
 
2011-11-21 11:21:39 PM
whidbey: spongeboob: If you think some people are just inferior because of skin color or sex can you really be a good president(in the 21st century)?

Not if the 21st century ends up looking like the 1950s...


The real 1950's or the Leave it Beaver 50's or The Happy Days 50's?
 
2011-11-21 11:41:18 PM
Rapmaster2000: I could see myself not having a beer with that guy.

Maybe coffee. Oh wait...Mormons don't drink coffee either. It has caffeine

Hmm...

Maybe a nice cup of decafinated tea. That's not at all wussy.
 
2011-11-21 11:47:21 PM
His rumspringa must have rocked.
 
2011-11-21 11:56:01 PM
i1199.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-21 11:59:02 PM
stoli n coke: I tasted a beer and a cigarette once, as a wayward teenager. Then I tasted a few thousand more of them.

As a wayward teenager, a wayward late teenager, a wayward early 20-something, a wayward 20-something, a wayward late-20-something, a wayward always-29,
 
2011-11-22 12:00:03 AM
DeaH: I tasted a beer as a kid, and I didn't like it. That's why I drink Scotch.

I tasted one beer as a teenager, I didn't like it. That's why I always drink two or more beers.
 
2011-11-22 12:00:48 AM
stoli n coke: I tasted a beer and a cigarette once, as a wayward teenager. Then I tasted a few thousand more of them.

I tried to be fun once but then I decided to be John Kerry.
 
2011-11-22 12:11:07 AM
Fista-Phobia: [i1199.photobucket.com image 496x641]

Got a point, biatch?
 
2011-11-22 12:22:48 AM
davynelson: I would not like anyone running my country who hadn't done psychedelic drugs.

Really, it ought to be mandatory.


Also can we put a clause in that they must have handled any bad tripping well?

Because the kind of guy who can't is probably a pants-pissing conservative. :)
 
2011-11-22 12:58:48 AM
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/hot
 
2011-11-22 01:24:58 AM
Fista-Phobia: [i1199.photobucket.com image 496x641]

TPMper tantrum. Check.
 
2011-11-22 01:28:53 AM
Fista-Phobia: [i1199.photobucket.com image 496x641]

Did you peepee yourself in rage?
 
2011-11-22 01:49:14 AM
Jackson Herring: DeaH: I tasted a beer as a kid, and I didn't like it. That's why I drink Scotch.

I tasted one beer as a teenager, I didn't like it. That's why I always drink two or more beers.


Ron Paul: Dude said, "Have some brewskis!" and I freakin', "Those are awesome!" (new window)

RON PAUL
 
2011-11-22 02:25:38 AM
InmanRoshi: Mitt probably doesn't know who The Killers are, but has some blueblood Young Republican lame college kid on payroll to advise him who the young kids are listening to and feed him hip pop culture references.

Killers are mormon, aren't they?
 
2011-11-22 02:40:46 AM
Fista-Phobia: [i1199.photobucket.com image 496x641]

Problem?
 
2011-11-22 05:37:08 AM
Hey, give the man a break. He knew he had to try these so he could turn from his once wicked ways and show you he could be good so he could beat the socialist, communist, leftist, nazi, Kenyan, birth certificate forging, teleprompter using, insurance industry destroying, bank regulation creating, czar making Barstack Oboobula that is illegally occupying the whitehouse now.
 
2011-11-22 09:07:19 AM
TofuTheAlmighty: Fista-Phobia: [i1199.photobucket.com image 496x641]

Problem?


She just wanted a good cry before the short bus took her to preschool

Any FARKer who's been here more than a day - and has two or more working brain cells - knows that several times a day a snapshot could be taken of the politics tab crammed with floor-humper media links.
 
2011-11-22 10:24:37 AM
Because People in power are Stupid: R...and plays both Scrabble and Angry Birds on his iPad.

I knew he was an elitist RINO.
 
2011-11-22 04:12:46 PM
In other leaked details, Romney enjoys the music of the Eagles, Beatles, Roy Orbison, Randy Travis, and the Killers and plays both Scrabble and Angry Birds on his iPad.

"See? I share interests with almost every generation eligible to vote in this election! How convenient great is that?"
 
2011-11-23 12:15:49 PM
squidgod2000: In other leaked details, Romney enjoys the music of the Eagles, Beatles, Roy Orbison, Randy Travis, and the Killers and plays both Scrabble and Angry Birds on his iPad.

"See? I share interests with almost every generation eligible to vote in this election! How convenient great is that?"


I was going to say, the Killers, really? The others I can kind of see, but that one I think was added for the reasons you stated - ingratiating himself to younger voters. Why stop there? He should attend a Pitbull concert.
 
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