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(KTLA) Dumbass Drunk driver smashes Chevy Astro into furniture store -- damaging the building, totaling divan   (ktla.com) divider line 23
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phlegmmo [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 05:35:47 PM
"You know, that rug really pulls the room together."
media.trb.com
 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 05:52:26 PM
This headline is made of win.

+1
 
Chariset [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 06:32:49 PM
....ooooohhhhhhhh, that was physically painful.
 
vudukungfu
2011-11-21 07:11:52 PM
Too bad he wasn't smoking Chesterfields and this didn't happen in Davenport.
I'm sure he will spring back, bolstered by a lawyer.
I hope the store recovers.
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 09:48:27 PM
Astro glide is usually a good thing.
 
RocketRod [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 09:50:40 PM
Ruh-roh, Rastro rill ruvs roo.
 
Ed Grubermann
2011-11-21 09:55:32 PM
Maybe we should force drunk drivers to drive cheap Chinese cars for one year after each DUI conviction: Link (new window) That might cut down on repeat offenders.
 
Englebert Slaptyback
2011-11-21 09:56:27 PM
'Davenport' and 'carport' are not interchangeable.
 
minitrue noram
2011-11-21 10:09:49 PM
if i was funny, i'd make a comment about chesterfields
 
myagki_ruki [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 10:14:37 PM
If I had a 1 I would surely plus it up to subby for that headline. I guffawed aloud and woke up the kid.
 
klaybc
2011-11-21 10:16:08 PM
Subby really knows how to couch his/her headlines in puns...
 
Amos Quito
2011-11-21 10:17:27 PM
Ed Grubermann: Maybe we should force drunk drivers to drive cheap Chinese cars for one year after each DUI conviction: Link (new window) That might cut down on repeat offenders.


I see the Chinese have expanded their population control methods.
 
boobsrgood [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 10:20:12 PM
What the hell is a chiffarobe?
 
trappedspirit
2011-11-21 10:20:39 PM
I didn't know what a divan is. Now I am wondering what the hell I am supposed to do with this information. It seems pretty gay.
 
whatshisname
2011-11-21 10:26:41 PM
That headline is sofa king retarded
 
John Buck 41 [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 10:48:21 PM
We always pronounced it DYE-van, so headline isn't funny.
 
Dabble
2011-11-21 11:07:58 PM
www.sitcomsonline.com

R.I.P. Astro

/hotlinked TO THE FUTURE
 
Eirik
2011-11-21 11:20:56 PM
Chevy Astro? Wasn't that totaled the day it rolled out of the factory?
 
Marine1
2011-11-21 11:58:16 PM
Eirik: Chevy Astro? Wasn't that totaled the day it rolled out of the factory?

Are you saying they're capable of forward motion? Isn't that a bit generous for most 1980s-1990s GM products?

/to be fair, their newer stuff is very nice
 
rgdelong [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 12:15:48 AM
vudukungfu: Too bad he wasn't smoking Chesterfields and this didn't happen in Davenport.
I'm sure he will spring back, bolstered by a lawyer.
I hope the store recovers.

Stopped by for Davenport, satisfied.
 
Gilliam317
2011-11-22 02:08:17 AM
Marine1: Eirik: Chevy Astro? Wasn't that totaled the day it rolled out of the factory?

Are you saying they're capable of forward motion? Isn't that a bit generous for most 1980s-1990s GM products?

/to be fair, their newer stuff is very nice

Heh, I drive a '97 GMC Safari, which is the same van. That thing is a warhorse. Mind you, the driver side door doesn't open, the passenger side window doesn't roll down, the radiator leaks, the temp gauge reads wrong, the vents are stuck on defrost, the a/c hasn't worked for years, and probably some other stuff, but the engine still runs like champ.

/Unfortunately, you can't pick up chicks in it.
//Still love that van.
 
ka1axy
2011-11-22 05:41:39 AM
The new OldsmobilesAstros are in early this year.
 
Greek
2011-11-22 08:21:32 AM
Anyone else notice the byline? Lynnette Romero? Apparently, Ric is married? Maybe?
 
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