Well, whoopyf*ckingsnorp. I better re-align my entire sociopolitical point of view around which sociopath sucks less, this week.

markie_farkie: Amazing how all those "Values Voters" can overlook his shiatty multiple sick-wife dumping, philandering ways, AND his being the ONLY sitting Speaker of the House to ever be censured for ethics violations, and consider him to be their party's candidate of choice.

I'm not sure "dethrone the usurper negro Bolshvik!" is a value.

Bladel: RexTalionis: Give it a few days.

This.

Has Huntsman had a turn at the top yet? Who is left?

He is also a Mormon so like Romney evangelical won't vote for him. Santorm hasn't lead the polls yet he that week will be hilarious.

Man, the GOP really doesn't want to even have a chance of winnning do they?

'We hate an unelectable asshat like Perry... so let's go gaga over another unelectable asshat like Cain... ooh look, Newt, another unelectable asshat. Yes, let's go with him!'

Whatever. I could probably beat Romney for that stupid nomination.

SilentStrider: Bladel: Has Huntsman had a turn at the top yet? Who is left?

HUntsman is quiet, sane, and doesn't resort to whargarrbbl to get his points across.

The man has no chance in getting the nomination.

This to the infinity power.

In the future, everyone will be the leading candidate for the GOP nomination for 15 minutes.

Whoa. Bear with me for just a moment. What if... what if Newt actually won the presidency? What kind of awful hell-hole would this country become?

Election isn't for a year. I DON'T CARE!!

Every election year, I am truely disappointed at the quality of the nominies that the parties put before us. Really, is this the best they got?

Obviously, the republican party has decided that we have NOBODY to run against 0bama and are waiting for the next election. So, how do we make sure that the best the left has to offer in 2016, is outvoted by the person we select? (Jindal? Walker? Seriously, who do we have here, guys?)

Guys? GUYS? I mean, I get it that we're gonna cede 2012 to 0bama...what do we have going for 16? Anyone? Seriously, WTF people?

If Mitt had any kind of self respect he would just retire now and say "Okay, go with Newt and good luck" ... then sit back and enjoy watching the GOP burst into flames.

James F. Campbell: Whoa. Bear with me for just a moment. What if... what if Newt actually won the presidency? What kind of awful hell-hole would this country become? continue to be.

James F. Campbell: Whoa. Bear with me for just a moment. What if... what if Newt actually won the presidency? What kind of awful hell-hole would this country become?

James F. Campbell: Whoa. Bear with me for just a moment. What if... what if Newt actually won the presidency? What kind of awful hell-hole would this country become?

It wouldn't last long, he'd leave us for a sexier, younger country pretty quick. One that isn't sick and gives better head.

I wonder how often Obamas campaign staff will play the "Child Labor laws are stupid" soundbite if Newt gets the nomination?

CornDog in 2012: Election isn't for a year. I DON'T CARE!!

So vote republican.

Hmmm, great time to buy Romney stock on intrade.

ahahahahahaha! Excellent...

SilentStrider: Bladel: Has Huntsman had a turn at the top yet? Who is left?

HUntsman is quiet, sane, and doesn't resort to whargarrbbl to get his points across.

The man has no chance in getting the nomination.

He's also got the same Mormon taint that Romney has -- the Southern religious right wouldn't vote for him.

SilentStrider: Bladel: Has Huntsman had a turn at the top yet? Who is left?

HUntsman is quiet, sane, and doesn't resort to whargarrbbl to get his points across.

The man has no chance in getting the nomination.

Exactly. He can't bring the crazy the base wants. Santorum can and he's probably next after everybody remembers who Gingrich is. Once they've finished plunging Santorum's depths it will be time for actual voting and these random poll fluctuations will fall by the wayside.

bdub77: I don't think we can allow Gingrich to win. His wife is either a crazy robot or a space alien.

Why can't she be both?

Active introvert: James F. Campbell: Whoa. Bear with me for just a moment. What if... what if Newt actually won the presidency? What kind of awful hell-hole would this country become? continue to be.

Well-played, sir. It'll be a cold day in hell before we elect an actual liberal to the Oval Office.

Old white guy bereft of any discernible positive qualities....sounds about right for the GOP.

Sad thing is Obama is directly channeling Reagan circa 1984 in his positions and goals. All while the people who claim to worship Reagan call Obama a commie.

/Hate to say it, but Obama is the best Center-Right Republican president we have had since Clinton.

//Can't find anyone that the GOP has put up for a candidate since 2000 that could even remotely be considered an actual Republican.

What these R(etards) need to do is to find a fiscally conservative, social moderate who isn't interested in pandering to the mouth breathing bigots that make up their fanatical base. I will never consider voting Republican until they take it way back to center and get the fark out of the "morality" business. Farking sleazy hypocrites.

Dear GOP: I will vote for your party for the first time in my life if you nominate Gary Johnson, and would seriously consider it if you nominated Jon Huntsman.

Sincerely,
A disgruntled ex-Democrat who would nonetheless vote for Obama a million times before any of the embarrassing, anti-intellectual buffoons that hog the GOP spotlight.

Newt reprimanded for using a tax-exempt organization for political purposes and for providing false information to House Ethics Committee Gingrich?

SageC: "I am convinced that if we do not decisively win the struggle over the nature of America, by the time they're my age they will be in a secular atheist country, potentially one dominated by radical Islamists and with no understanding of what it once meant to be an American."
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Is that the joke or did he really say something that stupid?

Pants full of macaroni!!: At this rate, Zippy the Pinhead will be the frontrunner by the time the primaries get here.



One of us! One of us!

/wanted to post the Clerks Animated Series version
//couldn't find it. :(

Arkanaut: He's also got the same Mormon taint that Romney has .

Is that what the magic underwear is for? I've never really been clear on that.

RexTalionis: Rick Santorum, Gary Johnson, Jon Huntsman, Buddy Roemer, Ron Paul.

Santorum: has his own meme - thinks too much about bestiality.
Jon Huntsman: maybe they will finally pay him some attention after they wake up in the morning and find Newt Gingrich doesn't look so good with the beer goggles off.
Ron Paul: RON PAUL
Gary Johnson: who?
Buddy Roemer: who?