They decided they'd rather give their potential marriage to gay people instead. Seems like hetero's have no idea how to make it last no matter how hard they want to keep it to themselves.

You mean money grubbing attention whores DON'T make the best long-term relationship prospects?

Because signs point to there already being problems with their personalities when they go on a TV show to find a mate....

Because they're all horrible people?

...and not a single fark was given.

Babwa Wawa: TFA: "As they go through this difficult time, we ask that you respect the couple's privacy."
lolwut

So boring. Kim K. has really raised the bar here. These morons didn't even make it to the altar.

They're betting their love life and future on a game show?

Straight people are ruining the sanctity of marriage.

I know I'm just echoing other comments but I just can't believe people think they have a leg to stand on when talking about homosexuals ruining marriage. You have a farking game show and the people at the end are supposed to get married. Fark off, hypocrites.

mialynneb: I know I'm just echoing other comments but I just can't believe people think they have a leg to stand on when talking about homosexuals ruining marriage. You have a farking game show and the people at the end are supposed to get married. Fark off, hypocrites.

Have considered that one or the other might be gay?

mialynneb: I know I'm just echoing other comments but I just can't believe people think they have a leg to stand on when talking about homosexuals ruining marriage. You have a farking game show and the people at the end are supposed to get married. Fark off, hypocrites.

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tudorgurl: mialynneb: I know I'm just echoing other comments but I just can't believe people think they have a leg to stand on when talking about homosexuals ruining marriage. You have a farking game show and the people at the end are supposed to get married. Fark off, hypocrites.

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I personally like the idea of a constitutional amendment granting gay marriage just to see the right-wing explosion that would occur. I guarantee we'd hear all about how the left is trying to make the right live by their beliefs and how the right is being persecuted. I'd grab a lawn chair, a six-pack and some popcorn and watch hilarity ensue.

skinink: They decided they'd rather give their potential marriage to gay people instead. Seems like hetero's have no idea how to make it last no matter how hard they want to keep it to themselves.

as a lesbian in the middle of a nasty break up, I'm getting a kick....

Trackball: Because signs point to there already being problems with their personalities when they go on a TV show to find a mate....

One of my friends was a bachelor on The Bachelorette. Another was cast as The Bachelorette before deciding not to be on the show.

Neither really thought you would find your soul-mate on the show.

You mean to tell me that instant sexual attraction isn't the only thing required to form a lasting relationship? Noooooo!!!

MrEricSir: Straight people are ruining the sanctity of marriage.

I'm gonna go with "what is seeking to find a partner for life on a f*cking game show is pretty much antithetical to the whole f*cking idea?", Alex

And yet homosexual Americas are destroying the sanctity of marriage.

Ha! Yea right.

Are you all suggesting that they aren't in this marriage for The Right Reasons?

What's destroying the sanctity of marriage is what's pissing on everything else. It's become one more dog and pony show to move money around. It's the starting line. Not the finish line. "Oh but to-DAY I am a PRINCESS and I must have EVERYTHING PERFECT and I care not what it cots and OH JESUS CHRIST it's finally all about ME!"

And for a hot minute, it is.

Then you actually have to trust and respect each other and build that life you promised each other. In front of people. You have to stop pretending that this isn't where you got off the bus and set up shop. You have to let on that you're an adult.

And that is a very abhorrent notion to most of the west. The ride ends. The ship docks and instead of offloading all of the things you brought to the table, you pick up a fork and start checking out the waitresses' ass or that cute porter. You start staring out of different windows at the sea you no longer need sail alone and instead of building a new boat, you start complaining about the menu. Love isn't just staring into each other's eyes and swooning. It's looking out at the world together and seeing the same thing. What's f*cking up marriage is that nobody wants to be married. Too confining. Too final. They look for an opportunity and turn it into a chore. Plain old narcissism and greed.when you live like a spoiled 8 year old your whole life and your culture encourages it, what the hell makes you think you're ready to skip over everything between eight and twenty-five in one glorious spending orgy with rubber chicken and a polka band to lend it gravitas? There's a reason that we hallmark births, deaths and marriages. They are the three events that remind us that nobody wins, but hope is eternal. Get the first part through your head before you start picking out china patterns.

Seriously, it's because they cast skinny vapid people instead of people who are real ... Look at how many of the Biggest Loser folks have gotten engaged.

If you want to stay married for the rest of your life, never make a pretty girl your wife.

And from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.

Let's see...

Start with 2 dozen attention whores.
Put them in a mansion full of cameras, filming 24/7.
Remove any phone, TV, or other form of entertainment/contact with the outside world for several weeks.
Add lots of booze.
Top with 1 horny person.
Shake well and serve quickly. Dish will remain hot for no longer than 15 minutes.

Some leftover ingredients may be reheated and served several months later as the main course.

I used to see her around town all the time right when she was a contestant on the bachelor. She's very pretty. I would like to have the sex with her.

mialynneb: I know I'm just echoing other comments but I just can't believe people think they have a leg to stand on when talking about homosexuals ruining marriage. You have a farking game show and the people at the end are supposed to get married. Fark off, hypocrites.

if it hadnt been for the gays weakening the sanctity of marriage these two kids might have had a chance

IIRC, these two are the only ones who have survived.

The reason? Artificially inflated sense of self-worth?

But...but....but....they had a connection. They were on a journey together. He was there for the right reasons. She could see him as her future husband!!!!!

Damn you, Bachelor-ette franchise: Why do you so often make me believe in true, insta-love, only to dash my hopes so quickly!

//At this point, those shows are only churning out future bachelor pad contestants...nothing more.

Normal Logic: Attention whores generally aren't compatible for marriage.

Fark Logic: OMG THIS IS A PERFECT TIME TO SPRINGBOARD INTO AN ARGUMENT FOR GAY MARRIAGE!

Normal Logic: Gay attention whores are FABULOUS but also generally aren't compatible for marriage.