George Clooney: He can always do better.



Not like I'd ever kick her to the curb, but *he* can afford to look at her and think "wow, I never noticed how strange your nose looks."

gameshowhost: George Clooney: He can always do better.

Not like I'd ever kick her to the curb, but *he* can afford to look at her and think "wow, I never noticed how strange your nose looks."

She has a nose?

FirstNationalBastard: World at large:

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What "dat ass" may look like

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I never had dreams of coming back to life as a second rope on a WWE ring until she got there.

Does she have to spend the night in that tree with the rest of the elves?

Unrelated to any of the Stacy Kielbler pics but I think that Wyle should get the nod to play Jobs in any biopic. I know that Clooney has the start power but Wyle was great in Pirates of Silicon Valley.

/carry on with the Stacy K pics
//please?

Clooney is my goddamn hero. These women are never going to get it. He dumped the last (super hot, much younger than he is) one barely days after she was in a magazine talking about wanting marriage and kids. Stacy's days are numbered.

Also, Dat Ass.

Hot Chicks:George Clooney::64 Impala:Easy E

/Throw it in the gutta, and go get anutha
//lucky bastard

gameshowhost: George Clooney: He can always do better.


I'm not sure if he looks at it as doing BETTER, so much as simply doing MORE. And to be fair, why shouldn't he? Look at his buddy, Brad, tied down to the nutjob who compulsively collects children from third-world countries. She's hot as hell and probably great in the sack, but you don't put a ring on crazy.

Nice ass. Terrible boob job.

Keibler's ass is so perfect J.Lo's ass is jealous.

Am I late for the "bending over while getting into the ring" pics?

ReluctantPaladin: Unrelated to any of the Stacy Kielbler pics but I think that Wyle should get the nod to play Jobs in any biopic. I know that Clooney has the start power but Wyle was great in Pirates of Silicon Valley.

/carry on with the Stacy K pics
//please?

Who's Wyle?

...aaanndd she's history.

MagSeven: ReluctantPaladin: Unrelated to any of the Stacy Kielbler pics but I think that Wyle should get the nod to play Jobs in any biopic. I know that Clooney has the start power but Wyle was great in Pirates of Silicon Valley.

/carry on with the Stacy K pics
//please?

Who's Wyle?

Nevermind. I Read TFA.
/too distracted by ass.

Opiate of the Lasses: Clooney is my goddamn hero.

QFT!

He's living the life that his buddy Brad Pitt should be living. Much like DiCaprio, Clooney is a smart guy, does some pretty good work, is active politically on the left, and takes his pick of the litter. Rather than getting roped into bullshiat like multiple adoptions, or getting tied down with obvious gold diggers like McCartney, he just goes out and enjoys life. And when his girl no longer makes him happy, he says bye-bye and immediately finds a replacement that the rest of us would kill to have. That is one happy existence.

GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox: Opiate of the Lasses: Clooney is my goddamn hero.

QFT!

He's living the life that his buddy Brad Pitt should be living. Much like DiCaprio, Clooney is a smart guy, does some pretty good work, is active politically on the left, and takes his pick of the litter. Rather than getting roped into bullshiat like multiple adoptions, or getting tied down with obvious gold diggers like McCartney, he just goes out and enjoys life. And when his girl no longer makes him happy, he says bye-bye and immediately finds a replacement that the rest of us would kill to have. That is one happy existence.

Strangely enough that is the life that I have lived, though recently it has left me feeling unfulfilled.

Now this thread is a nice find, when I can't sleep..

ReluctantPaladin: Unrelated to any of the Stacy Kielbler pics but I think that Wyle should get the nod to play Jobs in any biopic. I know that Clooney has the start power but Wyle was great in Pirates of Silicon Valley.

/carry on with the Stacy K pics
//please?

That part of the story carried the best line in the story:

The story will focus on Steve's life until his death from pancreatic cancer at age 56.

No shiat? It won't cover his afterlife?

When George Clooney is 80 years old, he's still going to be pulling in the premium trim, that handsome bastard.

Obviously George is thinking "it's time for a redhead. Mmmmm, Cintia Dicker maybe."

I'm an atheist, but sweet jebus, that woman is proof there is a god.

mat catastrophe: ReluctantPaladin: Unrelated to any of the Stacy Kielbler pics but I think that Wyle should get the nod to play Jobs in any biopic. I know that Clooney has the start power but Wyle was great in Pirates of Silicon Valley.

/carry on with the Stacy K pics
//please?

That part of the story carried the best line in the story:

The story will focus on Steve's life until his death from pancreatic cancer at age 56.

No shiat? It won't cover his afterlife?

The film won't cover Steve Jobs' afterlife for the same reason you'll never read the Easter Bunny's autobiography.

Jesus Christ, that is one giant tit canal.

She's got some serious tendons and ligaments.

Oh, you poor, deluded girl.

Today, you're "in love" with George Clooney.

Next week, he's banging the sh*t out of another hot piece of ass.

Enjoy the ride while it lasts, sweetie.

CowboyNinjaD: gameshowhost: George Clooney: He can always do better.


I'm not sure if he looks at it as doing BETTER, so much as simply doing MORE. And to be fair, why shouldn't he? Look at his buddy, Brad, tied down to the nutjob who compulsively collects children from third-world countries. She's hot as hell and probably great in the sack, but you don't put a ring on crazy.

IMHO, Brad is happy as is. He's stated that one of the main reasons he left Jennifer Anniston is because he wanted kids and she wanted to focus on her career. Pitt must like being a dad since he's conceived and adopted kids so many kids.

Also, making mad dollars, having your pick of film roles and banging Angelina on the daily isn't too shabby either.

That sounds like the kind of ridiculous statements couples make sometimes. Doesn't seem enough to send George running to his next piece of arm candy quite yet.

And even if it is, I'm sure she won't have any trouble replacing him (although the caliber won't be the same).

He's just wearing down from the leg-whippings she keeps giving him.

timswar: And even if it is, I'm sure she won't have any trouble replacing him (although the caliber won't be the same).

She can do better. Not kidding at all.

Fark goes crazy over every homely "it girl" calling her teh hottest ever, etc.

Reality is that there are very few that are truly "10s".

This is one of the few real 10s.

AiryAnne: Fark goes crazy over every homely "it girl" calling her teh hottest ever, etc.

Reality is that there are very few that are truly "10s".

This is one of the few real 10s.

Fake boobs make her a 9 at most. 10s require only need 2 kinds of jobs.

This is the most chatty and badly behaved beard he has ever had. Her manager must have something so farking juicy on George. Ahh woo wooo

TravisBickle62: GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox: Opiate of the Lasses: Clooney is my goddamn hero.

QFT!

He's living the life that his buddy Brad Pitt should be living. Much like DiCaprio, Clooney is a smart guy, does some pretty good work, is active politically on the left, and takes his pick of the litter. Rather than getting roped into bullshiat like multiple adoptions, or getting tied down with obvious gold diggers like McCartney, he just goes out and enjoys life. And when his girl no longer makes him happy, he says bye-bye and immediately finds a replacement that the rest of us would kill to have. That is one happy existence.

Strangely enough that is the life that I have lived, though recently it has left me feeling unfulfilled.

TravisBickle62, you are a worthwhile human being and I respect your completely valid and honest feelings.

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