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(The Smoking Gun)   24-year-old Arizona woman busted for "DUI-super extreme" is mighty proud of her prodigious feat   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 221
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 03:12:44 PM  
DUI super extreme means over .20%.

Translation from propaganda into English:

DUI: Not drunk
Extreme DUI: Drunk
Super extreme DUI: More drunk than the average drunk
 
2011-11-21 03:28:43 PM  
OK, Farkettes. Time to fess up. Who was it?

/that one's a sociopath, btw
 
2011-11-21 03:31:41 PM  
Crazy in the head, crazy in bed.

I would so hit that.

Here is a pic from her as yet unblocked Facebook profile...

img.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-21 03:42:41 PM  
Women with prodigious feet should be proud of them.
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2011-11-21 04:05:36 PM  
She looks like she could use a shower in that pic. Like a week ago.
 
2011-11-21 05:12:11 PM  
I bet she's a fun date.
 
2011-11-21 05:12:25 PM  
Jake Gyllenhaal has let himself go.
 
2011-11-21 05:24:06 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com


Well, we have the "before" shot for this "Faces of Meth"
 
2011-11-21 06:14:30 PM  
I, for one, applaud this woman.
 
2011-11-21 06:15:25 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

What's not to like?
 
2011-11-21 06:19:51 PM  
Can someone photoshop the trollface on the left girl please. :)
 
2011-11-21 06:20:10 PM  
Who has two thumbs and is about to start a party in this cellblock?
 
2011-11-21 06:22:07 PM  
so I just met my future ex-wife.
 
2011-11-21 06:22:09 PM  
Just when I thought I couldn't fall in love again...
 
2011-11-21 06:23:07 PM  
Does this mean she'll get put on double-secret probation?
 
2011-11-21 06:24:48 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Crazy in the head, crazy in bed.

I would so hit that.

Here is a pic from her as yet unblocked Facebook profile...

[img.photobucket.com image 640x388]


Shows what makeup can do.
 
2011-11-21 06:25:17 PM  

Bagelox-99: Women with prodigious feet should be proud of them.
[farm5.static.flickr.com image 500x375]


Monkey toes!

NTTAWWT
 
2011-11-21 06:25:23 PM  
So a Japanese DUI?
 
2011-11-21 06:25:38 PM  
And as one of the comments said in tfa, if she was anyone but a pretty white girl she would have been tazed into stupidity. $100 says this stupid biatch gets off with a slap on the wrist and less than a thousand total dollars in court and lawyer fees.
 
2011-11-21 06:25:53 PM  
All those shenanigans after being pulled over are only going to make things a lot worse.

/super drunk.
//cooperative and polite to the officer
///caught the judge on a bad day
 
2011-11-21 06:27:13 PM  
And the title of 2012's most popular game show is written.
 
2011-11-21 06:27:35 PM  

StrangeQ: And as one of the comments said in tfa, if she was anyone but a pretty white girl she would have been tazed into stupidity. $100 says this stupid biatch gets off with a slap on the wrist and less than a thousand total dollars in court and lawyer fees.


You may end up being right, but AZ really likes to wring as much revenue out of DUIs as humanly possible.
 
2011-11-21 06:27:51 PM  
Those are some thumbs.
 
2011-11-21 06:28:16 PM  
At first I read that as prodigious teat.
 
2011-11-21 06:28:21 PM  

TravisBickle62: Because People in power are Stupid: Crazy in the head, crazy in bed.

I would so hit that.

Here is a pic from her as yet unblocked Facebook profile...

[img.photobucket.com image 640x388]

Shows what makeup can do.



www.bayarearidersforum.com
 
2011-11-21 06:28:24 PM  
Her comment on Facebook from yesterday is especially apropos:

"Ugh brings a whole new meaning to the phrase fml"

And why do people still leave their ENTIRE FB page public?
 
2011-11-21 06:30:52 PM  

FitzShivering: Her comment on Facebook from yesterday is especially apropos:

"Ugh brings a whole new meaning to the phrase fml"

And why do people still leave their ENTIRE FB page public?


probably because they forget to check when FB messes with the security settings
 
2011-11-21 06:31:48 PM  
she both looks and sounds like a fun girl to know.

have her cleaned, etc.

Because People in power are Stupid: Crazy in the head, crazy in bed.

I would so hit that.

Here is a pic from her as yet unblocked Facebook profile...

[img.photobucket.com image 640x388]


can i take double helpings of the ones in the middle and on the right plz? and one of the left to go.
 
2011-11-21 06:32:38 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: TravisBickle62: Because People in power are Stupid: Crazy in the head, crazy in bed.

I would so hit that.

Here is a pic from her as yet unblocked Facebook profile...

[img.photobucket.com image 640x388]

Shows what makeup can do.


[www.bayarearidersforum.com image 608x480]


I don't think it is being Studman to notice that she looks a lot better with the war paint than she looks without the war paint.
 
2011-11-21 06:35:49 PM  
I'll just leave this here.

a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2011-11-21 06:37:30 PM  

elev8meL8r: StrangeQ: And as one of the comments said in tfa, if she was anyone but a pretty white girl she would have been tazed into stupidity. $100 says this stupid biatch gets off with a slap on the wrist and less than a thousand total dollars in court and lawyer fees.

You may end up being right, but AZ really likes to wring as much revenue out of DUIs as humanly possible.


Doesn't matter; I've seen it happen. I have the shame to say I've had a DUI, but I was polite with the officers and owned up to everything I did. I still ended up more than three grand in the hole, and that was for a first offense. But then at the treatment program my lawyer suggested I attend to gain sympathy with the court there was a girl, pretty little thing like the one in the article, in the program for her third farking offense. At one point we went around the room describing just the financial impact on ourselves of what we had done. Most of the figures were 2-3 grand. Then we got to her. $1400 total, for her third offense, and she thought that was excessive. There is no farking justice in this country.
 
2011-11-21 06:39:57 PM  

mjoven1975: I'll just leave this here.

[a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 640x480]


*starts looking into flights to arizona*
 
2011-11-21 06:41:07 PM  
I wanna have her abortion.
 
2011-11-21 06:41:58 PM  

mjoven1975: I'll just leave this here.

[a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 640x480]


nimble little minx
 
2011-11-21 06:42:20 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Penis goes THERE.
 
2011-11-21 06:42:32 PM  
I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2011-11-21 06:43:05 PM  
Dr. Heamer to the white phone; STAT!
i561.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-21 06:44:43 PM  

TheWhoppah: Dr. Heamer to the white phone; STAT!


Oh my dear lawd...
 
2011-11-21 06:45:07 PM  

TheWhoppah: Dr. Heamer to the white phone; STAT!
[i561.photobucket.com image 480x321]


Jeez, took long enough.
 
2011-11-21 06:45:29 PM  
fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net

i think fark just found a new mascot.
 
2011-11-21 06:46:55 PM  
I'm willing to bet she farks like getting your cock stuck in the paint-shaker at Orchard Supply Hardware.
 
2011-11-21 06:47:44 PM  

FitzShivering: Her comment on Facebook from yesterday is especially apropos:

"Ugh brings a whole new meaning to the phrase fml"

And why do people still leave their ENTIRE FB page public?


For our entertainment, of course.
 
2011-11-21 06:48:10 PM  

StrangeQ: Doesn't matter; I've seen it happen. I have the shame to say I've had a DUI, but I was polite with the officers and owned up to everything I did. I still ended up more than three grand in the hole, and that was for a first offense. But then at the treatment program my lawyer suggested I attend to gain sympathy with the court there was a girl, pretty little thing like the one in the article, in the program for her third farking offense. At one point we went around the room describing just the financial impact on ourselves of what we had done. Most of the figures were 2-3 grand. Then we got to her. $1400 total, for her third offense, and she thought that was excessive. There is no farking justice in this country.


Jesus. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, though.

The great majority of my friends have DUIs. Of those that are male, their final total seems close to yours. Of the women I know that have DUIs... I guess I've never asked them how much they were out. I'm now curious.
 
2011-11-21 06:48:19 PM  
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Looks like Flounder's baby girl is all growed up

tamaramanor.files.wordpress.com

eighties.weebly.com

That's my girl!
 
2011-11-21 06:48:37 PM  
She smokes, she drinks too much, and she is very flexible ... by tomorrow morning she will be Legend
 
2011-11-21 06:48:41 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: i think fark just found a new mascot.


THIS!


(I'm not agreeing with you, I actually want that)
 
2011-11-21 06:49:55 PM  

Ravijn: Can someone photoshop the trollface on the left girl please. :)


Problem?
img266.imageshack.us
 
2011-11-21 06:50:19 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: [fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 410x580]

i think fark just found a new mascot.


That looks like Boxxy. She's already 4chan's mascot.
 
2011-11-21 06:51:59 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: [fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 410x580]

i think fark just found a new mascot.


Uh, is she a tampon?
 
2011-11-21 06:52:03 PM  

moike: I'm willing to bet she farks like getting your cock stuck in the paint-shaker at Orchard Supply Hardware.


You've done that, too??
 
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