Women with prodigious feet should be proud of them.

Well, we have the "before" shot for this "Faces of Meth"

Can someone photoshop the trollface on the left girl please. :)

Who has two thumbs and is about to start a party in this cellblock?

so I just met my future ex-wife.

Just when I thought I couldn't fall in love again...

Does this mean she'll get put on double-secret probation?

Because People in power are Stupid: Crazy in the head, crazy in bed.

I would so hit that.

Here is a pic from her as yet unblocked Facebook profile...

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Shows what makeup can do.

Bagelox-99: Women with prodigious feet should be proud of them.
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Monkey toes!

NTTAWWT

And as one of the comments said in tfa, if she was anyone but a pretty white girl she would have been tazed into stupidity. $100 says this stupid biatch gets off with a slap on the wrist and less than a thousand total dollars in court and lawyer fees.

All those shenanigans after being pulled over are only going to make things a lot worse.

/super drunk.
//cooperative and polite to the officer
///caught the judge on a bad day

StrangeQ: And as one of the comments said in tfa, if she was anyone but a pretty white girl she would have been tazed into stupidity. $100 says this stupid biatch gets off with a slap on the wrist and less than a thousand total dollars in court and lawyer fees.

You may end up being right, but AZ really likes to wring as much revenue out of DUIs as humanly possible.

Those are some thumbs.

At first I read that as prodigious teat.

Her comment on Facebook from yesterday is especially apropos:

"Ugh brings a whole new meaning to the phrase fml"

And why do people still leave their ENTIRE FB page public?

FitzShivering: Her comment on Facebook from yesterday is especially apropos:

"Ugh brings a whole new meaning to the phrase fml"

And why do people still leave their ENTIRE FB page public?

probably because they forget to check when FB messes with the security settings

she both looks and sounds like a fun girl to know.

have her cleaned, etc.

Because People in power are Stupid: Crazy in the head, crazy in bed.

I would so hit that.

Here is a pic from her as yet unblocked Facebook profile...

[img.photobucket.com image 640x388]

can i take double helpings of the ones in the middle and on the right plz? and one of the left to go.

Because People in power are Stupid: TravisBickle62: Because People in power are Stupid: Crazy in the head, crazy in bed.

I would so hit that.

Here is a pic from her as yet unblocked Facebook profile...

[img.photobucket.com image 640x388]

Shows what makeup can do.


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I don't think it is being Studman to notice that she looks a lot better with the war paint than she looks without the war paint.

I'll just leave this here.

elev8meL8r: StrangeQ: And as one of the comments said in tfa, if she was anyone but a pretty white girl she would have been tazed into stupidity. $100 says this stupid biatch gets off with a slap on the wrist and less than a thousand total dollars in court and lawyer fees.

You may end up being right, but AZ really likes to wring as much revenue out of DUIs as humanly possible.

Doesn't matter; I've seen it happen. I have the shame to say I've had a DUI, but I was polite with the officers and owned up to everything I did. I still ended up more than three grand in the hole, and that was for a first offense. But then at the treatment program my lawyer suggested I attend to gain sympathy with the court there was a girl, pretty little thing like the one in the article, in the program for her third farking offense. At one point we went around the room describing just the financial impact on ourselves of what we had done. Most of the figures were 2-3 grand. Then we got to her. $1400 total, for her third offense, and she thought that was excessive. There is no farking justice in this country.

mjoven1975: I'll just leave this here.

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*starts looking into flights to arizona*

I wanna have her abortion.

mjoven1975: I'll just leave this here.

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nimble little minx

Penis goes THERE.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Dr. Heamer to the white phone; STAT!

TheWhoppah: Dr. Heamer to the white phone; STAT!
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Jeez, took long enough.

i think fark just found a new mascot.

I'm willing to bet she farks like getting your cock stuck in the paint-shaker at Orchard Supply Hardware.

FitzShivering: Her comment on Facebook from yesterday is especially apropos:

"Ugh brings a whole new meaning to the phrase fml"

And why do people still leave their ENTIRE FB page public?

For our entertainment, of course.

StrangeQ: Doesn't matter; I've seen it happen. I have the shame to say I've had a DUI, but I was polite with the officers and owned up to everything I did. I still ended up more than three grand in the hole, and that was for a first offense. But then at the treatment program my lawyer suggested I attend to gain sympathy with the court there was a girl, pretty little thing like the one in the article, in the program for her third farking offense. At one point we went around the room describing just the financial impact on ourselves of what we had done. Most of the figures were 2-3 grand. Then we got to her. $1400 total, for her third offense, and she thought that was excessive. There is no farking justice in this country.

Jesus. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, though.

The great majority of my friends have DUIs. Of those that are male, their final total seems close to yours. Of the women I know that have DUIs... I guess I've never asked them how much they were out. I'm now curious.

Looks like Flounder's baby girl is all growed up





That's my girl!

She smokes, she drinks too much, and she is very flexible ... by tomorrow morning she will be Legend

Ravijn: Can someone photoshop the trollface on the left girl please. :)

Problem?

buttery_shame_cave: [fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 410x580]

i think fark just found a new mascot.

That looks like Boxxy. She's already 4chan's mascot.

buttery_shame_cave: [fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 410x580]

i think fark just found a new mascot.

Uh, is she a tampon?

Because People in power are Stupid:

Crazy in the head, crazy in bed.

I would so hit that.

Yup. And she'd be fun out of bed too. My kind of woman!

Hey, you with the Facebook pic, URL?

Somebody send me her phone number...I'll travel from Colorado to hit it.

what has two thumbs and would hit it?

Finally, a story from Prescott on Fark that I can be proud of.

Oooohhhh I bet she's gonna age real good-what with the cigarettes, lots of booze, many, many STDs, the spray on tan gunk that just can't be healthy to have on your skin (which is why her booking photo looks "dirty"-jus' the spray "tan" rubbin' off) a couple of RU482 mornings, and this gal is gonna hit the ol' "I wouldn't hit it if you paid me" fast and hard-much like the Farkers who're fappin' off to her now pretty face.....

TravisBickle62: She smokes, she drinks too much, and she is very flexible ... by tomorrow morning she will be Legend

And that "bloody bandage" pic suggests that she goes for the full Brazilian. Because even a modest landing strip would have been showing in that shot.

david1963: Hey, you with the Facebook pic, URL?

I'll do the leg work:

http://www.facebook.com/meeshmeesh3

halfof33: buttery_shame_cave: [fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 410x580]

i think fark just found a new mascot.

Uh, is she a tampon?

Bravo.

Hmm...

Wow, what an asshole. I hope they lock her up for a year. And if that had been a guy, he wouldn't have looked nearly so good for his mugshot, because he'd have the crap beat out of him.

aggravated assault on a cop,

have fun in jail, psycho.

buttery_shame_cave: [fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 410x580]

i think fark just found a new mascot.

wow. . . The basic pleasure model.

The Bruce Dickinson: [a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 640x853]

She looks like she is about to give road head

Cute, but that's still a hard 24.

I'm still kinda proud of the fact that the cop apparently told the judge I was the nicest 0.30 he's ever had to arrest.

InOmnibusCaritas: david1963: Hey, you with the Facebook pic, URL?

I'll do the leg work:

http://www.facebook.com/meeshmeesh3

Never mind, I found her. And sent a friend request and told her I want to start a Fan Club.

HotIgneous Intruder: Cute, but that's still a hard 24.

Careful, you'll get accused of being a Studman69 if you keep that up.

2wolves: Drunk driver? Hope she does a year inside.

I hope to do a year inside. Of her.

/Get it? I mean have sex.

Meh, that's nothing. My ex scored a .352 (and she's a big gal, so I shudder to think how much she must have consumed) plus THC when she rolled her car sideways into a house, setting both ablaze.

It was her second, but there had been a 15-year or so gap in the interim. I negotiated a plea deal in which her fine, court costs, and fire department restitution totalled about $2,000, and she had 40 hours of community service. The state, however, took her licence too.

david1963: InOmnibusCaritas: david1963: Hey, you with the Facebook pic, URL?

I'll do the leg work:

http://www.facebook.com/meeshmeesh3

Never mind, I found her. And sent a friend request and told her I want to start a Fan Club.

Start one anyway

mjoven1975: I'll just leave this here.

Smokes, pokes, etc.

david1963: Never mind, I found her. And sent a friend request and told her I want to start a Fan Club

Make sure you direct her to this thread... I'm sure she'll enjoy it...

2wolves: That coward David Lopan: 2wolves: Drunk driver? Hope she does a year inside.

I hope to do a year inside. Of her.

/Get it? I mean have sex.

There's a first time for almost everything.

You said almost because there will be no first time for you, huh?

CornDog in 2012: david1963: InOmnibusCaritas: david1963: Hey, you with the Facebook pic, URL?

I'll do the leg work:

http://www.facebook.com/meeshmeesh3

Never mind, I found her. And sent a friend request and told her I want to start a Fan Club.

Start one anyway

Looks like the fun is over - her profile is no longer public

moops: CornDog in 2012: david1963: InOmnibusCaritas: david1963: Hey, you with the Facebook pic, URL?

I'll do the leg work:

http://www.facebook.com/meeshmeesh3

Never mind, I found her. And sent a friend request and told her I want to start a Fan Club.

Start one anyway

Looks like the fun is over - her profile is no longer public

Receiving thousands of friend requests within an hour probably had something to do with it.

Which one of you altruistic men offered to sponsor her for TF?
She is perfect fodder.

InOmnibusCaritas: david1963: Never mind, I found her. And sent a friend request and told her I want to start a Fan Club

Make sure you direct her to this thread... I'm sure she'll enjoy it...

I did.

I suspect 3 times the legal limit isn't as bad as it sounds.

That's the problem with Facebook, many people will go private after being publicly humiliated

From the comments


Tony Madias · University of South Florida
Throw the book at her! If this were anyone but a cute white girl she would have been tazed retarded.

I think I have a new phrase to use. Or at the least a good band name...

david1963: InOmnibusCaritas: david1963: Never mind, I found her. And sent a friend request and told her I want to start a Fan Club

Make sure you direct her to this thread... I'm sure she'll enjoy it...

I did.

Well, then in the event she shows up here:

TravisBickle62: That's the problem with Facebook, many people will go private after being publicly humiliated

I'll humiliate her in private.

2wolves: That coward David Lopan: 2wolves: That coward David Lopan: 2wolves: Drunk driver? Hope she does a year inside.

I hope to do a year inside. Of her.

/Get it? I mean have sex.

There's a first time for almost everything.

You said almost because there will be no first time for you, huh?

My first wife and our baby were killed by a drunk driver. He never served a single day.

Cool story, bro!

From her FB wall, here's a video of her:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Bi3zLA5xGo&sns=fb

ole prophet: Looks like the fun is over - her profile is no longer public

Receiving thousands of friend requests within an hour probably had something to do with it.

I sent her a friend request! She looks like a histrionic nutcase, so I'm sure she'll accept every invitation....

....and the thread hits bottom

2wolves: That coward David Lopan: 2wolves: That coward David Lopan: 2wolves: Drunk driver? Hope she does a year inside.

I hope to do a year inside. Of her.

/Get it? I mean have sex.

There's a first time for almost everything.

You said almost because there will be no first time for you, huh?

My first wife and our baby were killed by a drunk driver. He never served a single day.

My sympathies, but that's really not the sort of thing you want to be sharing in a fark thread.

2wolves: That coward David Lopan: 2wolves: That coward David Lopan: 2wolves: Drunk driver? Hope she does a year inside.

I hope to do a year inside. Of her.

/Get it? I mean have sex.

There's a first time for almost everything.

You said almost because there will be no first time for you, huh?

My first wife and our baby were killed by a drunk driver. He never served a single day.

Should've found and killed him, pussy

^See what I mean?

buttery_shame_cave: [fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 410x580]

i think fark just found a new mascot.

Tampon girl?

I think I know a guy she should meet in 26 minutes.

* Shoved an officer after declining to take field sobriety tests * Had to be taken to the ground while scuffling with a cop * Kneed a second officer in the crotch while being handcuffed

If she were a white guy, she would probably be in the hospital. If she were a black guy, she would probably be in the morgue

This thread is hall of fame material. Good Lord

brainiac-dumdum: If she were a white guy, she would probably be in the hospital. If she were a black guy, she would probably be in the morgue

They probably just fingered her and felt her boobs a lot, so it worked out.

brainiac-dumdum: * Shoved an officer after declining to take field sobriety tests * Had to be taken to the ground while scuffling with a cop * Kneed a second officer in the crotch while being handcuffed

If she were a white guy, she would probably be in the hospital. If she were a black guy, she would probably be in the morgue

If she were a white buy pretending to be a black guy she's be Robert Downey, Jr.

JesseL: From her FB wall, here's a video of her:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Bi3zLA5xGo&sns=fb

Ouch. Trailer park white trash. She needs to stick to just posting pictures online.

brainiac-dumdum: * Shoved an officer after declining to take field sobriety tests * Had to be taken to the ground while scuffling with a cop * Kneed a second officer in the crotch while being handcuffed

If she were a white guy, she would probably be in the hospital. If she were a black guy, she would probably be in the morgue

CornDog in 2012: 2wolves: That coward David Lopan: 2wolves: That coward David Lopan: 2wolves: Drunk driver? Hope she does a year inside.

I hope to do a year inside. Of her.

/Get it? I mean have sex.

There's a first time for almost everything.

You said almost because there will be no first time for you, huh?

My first wife and our baby were killed by a drunk driver. He never served a single day.

Should've found and killed him, pussy

This, seriously. What a doormat.

Pics or it didn't happen?

Freakin Rican: buttery_shame_cave: [fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 410x580]

i think fark just found a new mascot.

Tampon girl?

I predict an od or death by domestic partner in her future.
Maybe not, she might find religion and marry a junior coach of some sort.

Looks like Fark has a new meme!

JesseL: From her FB wall, here's a video of her:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Bi3zLA5xGo&sns=fb

That's the stupidest prank I've ever seen. Double the comedy for calling someone a failure at life when
she's 24 and living off of her mom's $100 budget. Camera operating's not bad, however. And at least it
wasn't one of those 'fire in the hole' things.

Coning though.. that's just.. I can't believe that appears to be some sort of trend.

atlfarkette: She looks filthy.

Approves.

One of the side items caught my eye. 4th paragraph down... prepare yourself.

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Looks like the Harry Potter guy in a wig.

bim1154: One of the side items caught my eye. 4th paragraph down... prepare yourself.

Link (new window)

Oh dear God. Mom!

bim1154: One of the side items caught my eye. 4th paragraph down... prepare yourself.

As if I needed another reason to stay out of West By God Virginia.

bim1154: One of the side items caught my eye. 4th paragraph down... prepare yourself.

Link (new window)

Classic.
You might rethink your life , and personal hygeine, if you can't get any action from derelicts living in a motel.

mjoven1975: I'll just leave this here.

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Those pants make mine tight.

Now THAT'S a girl who will do just about anything for attention.

bim1154: One of the side items caught my eye. 4th paragraph down... prepare yourself.
Link (new window)

That's been on Fark.

cryinoutloud: bim1154: One of the side items caught my eye. 4th paragraph down... prepare yourself.
Link (new window)

That's been on Fark.

Must have missed it, but doesn't surprise me.

bim1154: One of the side items caught my eye. 4th paragraph down... prepare yourself.

Link (new window)

Ew, ew, ew.

elev8meL8r: StrangeQ

You may end up being right, but AZ really likes to wring as much revenue out of DUIs as humanly possible.

True.

Not-so-cool story, bro:

My brother-in-law does HVAC in Arizona (a nice profession if you're in Arizona). One very hot afternoon this past summer, his work van broke down. He called his wife to pick him up; she was at work and needed some time to finish things up some things before she could pick him up.

In the meantime, brother-in-law sees a bar across the way and decides to WALK to the bar to have a cold beer (did I mention it was summertime in Arizona?). He leaves his van on the side of the road until his wife shows up and WALKS to the bar.

She shows up, he finishes his beer, and they walk back over to the van so he can get his tools, etc., out of it before the tow truck arrives.

Some bystander sees him getting the tools out of the van and assumes that the guy taking the tools---my brother-in-law---is some thief and calls the cops to report the "theft."

So the cop shows up and smells alcohol on my brother-in-law's breath AND CITES HIM FOR D.U.I. EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T DRIVE THE VEHICLE AFTER DRINKING!

The cop refused to believe that my brother-in-law hadn't been drinking and driving, and brother-in-law couldn't prove otherwise.

Yeah, so court costs, one of those breathe-into-the-pipe-before-you-can-turn-over-your-ignition devices (yes, he had to pay for it himself), points on his driver's record, etc. Gigantic PITA, and a very expensive one at that.

\Moral of the story:
\\You don't need a college diploma to make a good living.
\\\HVAC provides a good, steady paycheck, especially in Arizona.

Next will be DUI-Beef-Supreme.

FizixJunkee: elev8meL8r: StrangeQ

You may end up being right, but AZ really likes to wring as much revenue out of DUIs as humanly possible.

True.

Not-so-cool story, bro:

My brother-in-law does HVAC in Arizona (a nice profession if you're in Arizona). One very hot afternoon this past summer, his work van broke down. He called his wife to pick him up; she was at work and needed some time to finish things up some things before she could pick him up.

In the meantime, brother-in-law sees a bar across the way and decides to WALK to the bar to have a cold beer (did I mention it was summertime in Arizona?). He leaves his van on the side of the road until his wife shows up and WALKS to the bar.

She shows up, he finishes his beer, and they walk back over to the van so he can get his tools, etc., out of it before the tow truck arrives.

Some bystander sees him getting the tools out of the van and assumes that the guy taking the tools---my brother-in-law---is some thief and calls the cops to report the "theft."

So the cop shows up and smells alcohol on my brother-in-law's breath AND CITES HIM FOR D.U.I. EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T DRIVE THE VEHICLE AFTER DRINKING!

The cop refused to believe that my brother-in-law hadn't been drinking and driving, and brother-in-law couldn't prove otherwise.

Yeah, so court costs, one of those breathe-into-the-pipe-before-you-can-turn-over-your-ignition devices (yes, he had to pay for it himself), points on his driver's record, etc. Gigantic PITA, and a very expensive one at that.

\Moral of the story:
\\You don't need a college diploma to make a good living.
\\\HVAC provides a good, steady paycheck, especially in Arizona.

Sounds like he had a shiatty lawyer

"Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!"

Well hey look on the bright side. She's going to be forced to go to AA now and get to meet the folks that might save her life later.

Johnny Bananapeel: [i.imgur.com image 450x339]

"Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!"

*shakes fist*

\was just about to GIS a Marsha pic

minnkat:

Epic win

FizixJunkee: elev8meL8r: StrangeQ

You may end up being right, but AZ really likes to wring as much revenue out of DUIs as humanly possible.

True.

Not-so-cool story, bro:

My brother-in-law does HVAC in Arizona (a nice profession if you're in Arizona). One very hot afternoon this past summer, his work van broke down. He called his wife to pick him up; she was at work and needed some time to finish things up some things before she could pick him up.

In the meantime, brother-in-law sees a bar across the way and decides to WALK to the bar to have a cold beer (did I mention it was summertime in Arizona?). He leaves his van on the side of the road until his wife shows up and WALKS to the bar.

She shows up, he finishes his beer, and they walk back over to the van so he can get his tools, etc., out of it before the tow truck arrives.

Some bystander sees him getting the tools out of the van and assumes that the guy taking the tools---my brother-in-law---is some thief and calls the cops to report the "theft."

So the cop shows up and smells alcohol on my brother-in-law's breath AND CITES HIM FOR D.U.I. EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T DRIVE THE VEHICLE AFTER DRINKING!

The cop refused to believe that my brother-in-law hadn't been drinking and driving, and brother-in-law couldn't prove otherwise.

Yeah, so court costs, one of those breathe-into-the-pipe-before-you-can-turn-over-your-ignition devices (yes, he had to pay for it himself), points on his driver's record, etc. Gigantic PITA, and a very expensive one at that.

\Moral of the story:
\\You don't need a college diploma to make a good living.
\\\HVAC provides a good, steady paycheck, especially in Arizona.

Az is the worst state to get a DUI in. I got one in 1984 and am STILL trying to clear the shiat up. That just wont let go. The city of Yuma no longer even has records of it. Yea 27 years. The paperwork is ridiculous.

video man: Yeah, but there's a downturn in business during the winter, I would bet.

Err, maybe you've never been in a desert in winter?

Because People in power are Stupid: Crazy in the head, crazy in bed.

I would so hit that.

Here is a pic from her as yet unblocked Facebook profile...

Am I the only one who thinks that girl on the right looks a little like Grables'Daughter? Of course, G'D is way prettier but I do see some resemblance.

ZAZ: DUI super extreme means over .20%.

Translation from propaganda into English:

DUI: Not drunk
Extreme DUI: Drunk
Super extreme DUI: More drunk than the average drunk

Super Extreme sounds like a new kind of Taco Bell Chalupa

video man: bhcompy: video man: Yeah, but there's a downturn in business during the winter, I would bet.

Err, maybe you've never been in a desert in winter?

From wiki: "On average, Phoenix has only 5 days per year where the temperature drops to or below freezing." Sounds like the average person only needs a good space heater.

Keep in mind those people in Phoenix are acclimated to higher temps too. So they may make more use of central heat than you'd think. I see them putting on heavy coats when it drops below 65 outside.

There's also the fact that a large chunk of the state is a lot higher and colder than the deserts in which Phoenix and Tucson are located.

ZAZ: DUI super extreme means over .20%.


AND all four wheels must leave the ground simultaneously.

atlfarkette: She looks filthy.

Have her washed and brought to my chambers.

Because People in power are Stupid: Crazy in the head, crazy in bed.

I would so hit that.

Here is a pic from her as yet unblocked Facebook profile...

[img.photobucket.com image 640x388]

Oh my lord

video man: JesseL: video man: bhcompy: video man: Yeah, but there's a downturn in business during the winter, I would bet.

Err, maybe you've never been in a desert in winter?

From wiki: "On average, Phoenix has only 5 days per year where the temperature drops to or below freezing." Sounds like the average person only needs a good space heater.

Keep in mind those people in Phoenix are acclimated to higher temps too. So they may make more use of central heat than you'd think. I see them putting on heavy coats when it drops below 65 outside.

There's also the fact that a large chunk of the state is a lot higher and colder than the deserts in which Phoenix and Tucson are located.

65F? Really? That's shorts and t-shirt weather to me. Heck, my thermostat is set to 60F in the winter. They need to put on their big boy pants, and deal with it. Especially with the ass-raping Sun Belt states get for utility prices.

Really. On the other hand, how would folks from Nebraska deal with 115+?

bim1154
One of the side items caught my eye. 4th paragraph down... prepare yourself.

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How would that not have been on Fark

beating the shiat out of cops is patriotic, drunk or not.

video man: JesseL: video man: bhcompy: video man: Yeah, but there's a downturn in business during the winter, I would bet.

Err, maybe you've never been in a desert in winter?

From wiki: "On average, Phoenix has only 5 days per year where the temperature drops to or below freezing." Sounds like the average person only needs a good space heater.

Keep in mind those people in Phoenix are acclimated to higher temps too. So they may make more use of central heat than you'd think. I see them putting on heavy coats when it drops below 65 outside.

There's also the fact that a large chunk of the state is a lot higher and colder than the deserts in which Phoenix and Tucson are located.

65F? Really? That's shorts and t-shirt weather to me. Heck, my thermostat is set to 60F in the winter. They need to put on their big boy pants, and deal with it. Especially with the ass-raping Sun Belt states get for utility prices.

I have a friend who moved to San Antonio just a year ago and she is already so used to the heat that they turn the heat on when it drops to 70 outside.

JesseL: video man: bhcompy: video man: Yeah, but there's a downturn in business during the winter, I would bet.

Err, maybe you've never been in a desert in winter?

From wiki: "On average, Phoenix has only 5 days per year where the temperature drops to or below freezing." Sounds like the average person only needs a good space heater.

Keep in mind those people in Phoenix are acclimated to higher temps too. So they may make more use of central heat than you'd think. I see them putting on heavy coats when it drops below 65 outside.

There's also the fact that a large chunk of the state is a lot higher and colder than the deserts in which Phoenix and Tucson are located.

Prescott is not Phoenix. It's nowhere near as hot in the summer in Prescott as it is in Phoenix. Prescott also gets some snow in the winter as they are over 5,000 feet elevation and in the mountains.

JesseL: video man: JesseL: video man: bhcompy: video man: Yeah, but there's a downturn in business during the winter, I would bet.

Err, maybe you've never been in a desert in winter?

From wiki: "On average, Phoenix has only 5 days per year where the temperature drops to or below freezing." Sounds like the average person only needs a good space heater.

Keep in mind those people in Phoenix are acclimated to higher temps too. So they may make more use of central heat than you'd think. I see them putting on heavy coats when it drops below 65 outside.

There's also the fact that a large chunk of the state is a lot higher and colder than the deserts in which Phoenix and Tucson are located.

65F? Really? That's shorts and t-shirt weather to me. Heck, my thermostat is set to 60F in the winter. They need to put on their big boy pants, and deal with it. Especially with the ass-raping Sun Belt states get for utility prices.

Really. On the other hand, how would folks from Nebraska deal with 115+?

I live on the foggy side of San Francisco and let me tell you : at 115 I would die within 20 minutes.
My apartment hovers around 60-65 most days..

JesseL: video man: bhcompy: video man: Yeah, but there's a downturn in business during the winter, I would bet.

Err, maybe you've never been in a desert in winter?

From wiki: "On average, Phoenix has only 5 days per year where the temperature drops to or below freezing." Sounds like the average person only needs a good space heater.

Keep in mind those people in Phoenix are acclimated to higher temps too. So they may make more use of central heat than you'd think. I see them putting on heavy coats when it drops below 65 outside.

There's also the fact that a large chunk of the state is a lot higher and colder than the deserts in which Phoenix and Tucson are located.

It gets cold in the desert too. I don't know of anyone who lives in a cold place that only turns on the heat if it is "below freezing". Every day has massive temperature swings, 30-40 degrees sometimes more. Means that at night, heat is a real nice thing to have. Not necessary to live, but even people form colder climates would turn the heat on.

Well something else about the heat in desert is since you don't need a hardcore heating system, many people have their A/C do it as well. An A/C is more properly called a heat pump. It moves heat from one place to another. Normally form in the house to outside. However reverse the system and it will heat the house quite nicely (and rather efficiently). Even if not, it is still often the same unit. The unit will feature an A/C, and a gas heater in the same package.

I would give her super extreme mouth babies.

mjoven1975: JesseL: video man: bhcompy: video man: Yeah, but there's a downturn in business during the winter, I would bet.

Err, maybe you've never been in a desert in winter?

From wiki: "On average, Phoenix has only 5 days per year where the temperature drops to or below freezing." Sounds like the average person only needs a good space heater.

Keep in mind those people in Phoenix are acclimated to higher temps too. So they may make more use of central heat than you'd think. I see them putting on heavy coats when it drops below 65 outside.

There's also the fact that a large chunk of the state is a lot higher and colder than the deserts in which Phoenix and Tucson are located.

Prescott is not Phoenix. It's nowhere near as hot in the summer in Prescott as it is in Phoenix. Prescott also gets some snow in the winter as they are over 5,000 feet elevation and in the mountains.

Yeah... that's kind of what I was getting at with that last sentence you quoted. You might want to take a look at my profile too.

What people generally consider a high BAC is really pretty low. To be over the limit a girl that size would only have to have 2 or 3 "standard" drinks (which in real life is one drink if you're not drinking beer). A single martini can put a slim person over 0.08.

While drinking and driving disgusts me --my father, grandmother, and stepmother spent my wedding day in the ICU after being hit by a drunk on the way to the rehearsal, and my grandmother might only have a few weeks left now-- 0.08 isn't drunk. 0.15 isn't even drunk. If you can't drive at 0.15 you shouldn't have been issued a license in the first place.

BTW the guy who hit the wedding party was blood tested at .911, which in retrospect seems appropriate. He escaped custody in 2009, which does not.

someahole: What people generally consider a high BAC is really pretty low. To be over the limit a girl that size would only have to have 2 or 3 "standard" drinks (which in real life is one drink if you're not drinking beer). A single martini can put a slim person over 0.08.

While drinking and driving disgusts me --my father, grandmother, and stepmother spent my wedding day in the ICU after being hit by a drunk on the way to the rehearsal, and my grandmother might only have a few weeks left now-- 0.08 isn't drunk. 0.15 isn't even drunk. If you can't drive at 0.15 you shouldn't have been issued a license in the first place.

BTW the guy who hit the wedding party was blood tested at .911, which in retrospect seems appropriate. He escaped custody in 2009, which does not.

Why do you care about science and logic and reason? Won't you think of the children? Remember the commercials: thinking about drinking is drunk driving.

I wonder if the Judge will give 2 thumbs up when the throws the book at her ??

gimmegimme: Remember the commercials: thinking about drinking is drunk driving.

Posting about thinking about drinking is multiple vehicular genocide and aggrivated wirefraudslaughterarson.

FizixJunkee: elev8meL8r: StrangeQ

You may end up being right, but AZ really likes to wring as much revenue out of DUIs as humanly possible.

True.

Not-so-cool story, bro:

My brother-in-law does HVAC in Arizona (a nice profession if you're in Arizona). One very hot afternoon this past summer, his work van broke down. He called his wife to pick him up; she was at work and needed some time to finish things up some things before she could pick him up.

In the meantime, brother-in-law sees a bar across the way and decides to WALK to the bar to have a cold beer (did I mention it was summertime in Arizona?). He leaves his van on the side of the road until his wife shows up and WALKS to the bar.

She shows up, he finishes his beer, and they walk back over to the van so he can get his tools, etc., out of it before the tow truck arrives.

Some bystander sees him getting the tools out of the van and assumes that the guy taking the tools---my brother-in-law---is some thief and calls the cops to report the "theft."

So the cop shows up and smells alcohol on my brother-in-law's breath AND CITES HIM FOR D.U.I. EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T DRIVE THE VEHICLE AFTER DRINKING!

The cop refused to believe that my brother-in-law hadn't been drinking and driving, and brother-in-law couldn't prove otherwise.

Yeah, so court costs, one of those breathe-into-the-pipe-before-you-can-turn-over-your-ignition devices (yes, he had to pay for it himself), points on his driver's record, etc. Gigantic PITA, and a very expensive one at that.

\Moral of the story:
\\You don't need a college diploma to make a good living.
\\\HVAC provides a good, steady paycheck, especially in Arizona.

Cool story bro

zez: I have a friend who moved to San Antonio just a year ago and she is already so used to the heat that they turn the heat on when it drops to 70 outside.

Not everybody gets that way. I've lived cold places and currently live not far from the gulf coast, but I don't get cold or hot easily.

Oddest thing I ever saw was in Botswana. People wearing jackets and zipped up track suits when it was about 75-80 and sunny. Takes all kinds.

I can appreciate that in addition to being attractive, she makes the best of a crappy situation. Arrested for doing something stupid and still smiling? That's a positive attitude.

And besides, does anyone actually like cops? Where's the Hero tag?

MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA!

minnkat, that's some fine work there.

Let me guess, Prescott College student? There's a breeding ground of white entitlement if there's ever been one. Excuse me, "the systyrhood of wymyn".

oof. white girl entitlement, I meant.

Yeeesh

fredbox: Let me guess, Prescott College student? There's a breeding ground of white entitlement if there's ever been one. Excuse me, "the systyrhood of wymyn".

She looks too clean and unhairy to be a PC student.

elev8meL8r: Bagelox-99: Women with prodigious feet should be proud of them.
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Monkey toes!

NTTAWWT

Imagine if they were prehensile...

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Well, we have the "before" shot for this "Faces of Meth"

I'd take my chances with her.

/she's gotta be a demon in the sack...

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She's gotta be one of us.

I think this chick needs the crazy farked out of her. I will selflessly volunteer to take it for the team, guys.

I refused to get involved, unless she's on her period.

On the AZ courts Public Access Case Lookup you can use her name and birth year to see that this isn't her first run in over traffic or alcohol related infractions.

DO WANT

TeachingRoland: I can appreciate that in addition to being attractive, she makes the best of a crappy situation. Arrested for doing something stupid and still smiling? That's a positive attitude.

And besides, does anyone actually like cops? Where's the Hero tag?

Yes, I like police officers-I have closely worked with several, they were really nifty people.

If you aren't a total shiathead, running around endangering the public or a piece of shiat junky-you wouldn't have problems with law enforcement.

Johnny Bananapeel: [i.imgur.com image 450x339]

"Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!"

*shakes fist*

\was just about to GIS a Marsha pic


now just going to go fap in the shower

DUI Super exteme?? You can get that from sniffing the farking cork! Just retribution for the groin shot. Also, the fact that she did not accepts the cop's advances.

You gotta admit she had style.

//Yes, I despise drunk driving, but what'cha gonna do? it is our culture now.

someahole: What people generally consider a high BAC is really pretty low. To be over the limit a girl that size would only have to have 2 or 3 "standard" drinks (which in real life is one drink if you're not drinking beer). A single martini can put a slim person over 0.08.

While drinking and driving disgusts me --my father, grandmother, and stepmother spent my wedding day in the ICU after being hit by a drunk on the way to the rehearsal, and my grandmother might only have a few weeks left now-- 0.08 isn't drunk. 0.15 isn't even drunk. If you can't drive at 0.15 you shouldn't have been issued a license in the first place.

BTW the guy who hit the wedding party was blood tested at .911, which in retrospect seems appropriate. He escaped custody in 2009, which does not.


No the guy who hit your family was not tested at .911

btw Lethal limit is considered to be between .4 and .5. People die every year from alcohol poisoning and are tested at just over .3 at time of death.

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LOL, Love It!!

Is it Arizona tag time yet? PLEASE????

kcoombs69: [i71.photobucket.com image 316x59]

Think she's seen this thread?

If she joined and showed up at a Fark party, how would you go about addressing the situation?

Teufelaffe: Rozotorical: btw Lethal limit is considered to be between .4 and .5. People die every year from alcohol poisoning and are tested at just over .3 at time of death.

I was gonna call BS on that earlier, but apparently, there have been multiple cases of people with BAC in excess 0.9 who survived. (new window)

It has so much to do with the individual person. That is WHY we have laws based on BAC instead of drunkenness. College acquaintance from decades ago got arrested and tested about .450 at the hospital (pre breathalyzers being common), and that was likely an hour after they arrested him...and he was lucid, talking to them, and not staggering around like a wino. He died from cirrhosis, but he never ran into a tree or a human or even another car. He was pulled over for having an incorrect license plate tag, not for driving poorly.

Then there are people that can't even drive sober and talk on a cell phone or two way radio at the same time without running into something/somebody...some can't even change their iPod settings without causing a wreck.

The latter are the ones that created the mandatory and not really scientifically defensible "BAC Standards".

Lots of people drive way worse sober than practiced drinkers drive drunk. They got tired of arguing if a person who had done no harm was "legally drunk" in courts, so they created a metric.

Some people WON the Mille Miglia and Le Mans in states that would be considered "drunk driving" because of the .08 rule.

But, courts like the simplicity of numbers or mandatory revocation rather than determining how impaired a person was.

Yes..."Impaired is a subjective judgment". I realize that. That's why they created a metric.

Some .30 chicks would have killed themselves or others, yet other .30 chicks do it 7 nights a week without incident.

There's almost zero science, besides vague ideas, as far as what BAC is "THE EXACT DANGER LEVEL".

At the end of the day. If you want to drink, drink at home with friends and family and don't drive until you are nearing .00.

Saves you and everybody a lot of trouble. The laws are still arbitrary, though.

iq_in_binary: fanbladesaresharp: kcoombs69: [i71.photobucket.com image 316x59]

Think she's seen this thread?

If she joined and showed up at a Fark party, how would you go about addressing the situation?

EIP? BSOCIBOB?

/Back Seat Of Cab In Back Of Bar?

Yeah trying to figure out that fine line where she goes from party girl to batshiat could be interesting.

Teufelaffe: I was gonna call BS on that earlier, but apparently, there have been multiple cases of people with BAC in excess 0.9 who survived. (new window)

That has nothing to do with what is considered potentially lethal. That level is anything above .40, just like the guy said.

This thread is so epic, I hope it never ends

I wonder how many cities are realizing that, as home values decline and people spend less money overall, a DUI pop that takes two cops half an hour to process is still worth anywhere fom fifteen to twenty grand into the general fund, either as direct fines or as taxes from legal firms.

hometown in the national news twice in one week, wow, we are SO SPESHAL.

That is NOT a Prescott College girl. note the cleanliness, youthful good looks and devotion to partying with alcohol?

Wish I was going home for the holidays, I'd have a party buddy to hang out with, ha.

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//Approves

iq_in_binary: Rozotorical: btw Lethal limit is considered to be between .4 and .5. People die every year from alcohol poisoning and are tested at just over .3 at time of death.

And then there are "Wet Brain" Alcoholics who frequently register in the .9-1.1 range and are still capable of conversation. There was a drunk driver in Poland (Wroclaw) who had a BAC of 1.48%, he survived and was released from the hospital the next day.

Give us a call when you actually have an education.

Wikipedia is not the best source when a topic is a frequent urban legend topic. All of those story's about BAC being over 1.0 listed Wikipedia read like bad urban legends because they are urban legends.

Look when someone goes into the ER with over .4 and are mobile and talking it is note worthy. That is what you call a hardcore alcoholic. When people hit someone and have a bac in the high end of .4 it hits the news in force. Most states have records for highest bac at time of arrest in the low .5 a few over .6 and one at .7. Wet Brain Alcoholics register between .3 and .5 frequently. .7 extremely rarely.
If that driver was .911 and arrested there is no way that doesn't hit the press and internet. It didn't happen. The poster was mistaken.

Because People in power are Stupid: Crazy in the head, crazy in bed.

I would so hit that.

Here is a pic from her as yet unblocked Facebook profile...

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...Snooki, is that you?

video man:

I don't doubt that the highest BAC whilst DUI'ing, comes from East Europe. Especially Poland. I mean, look at this:

Denatured alcohol comes in beverage containers there. Holy shiat, they put strongest synthetic bittering agents known to man in there!

Please, that's just flavoring.

Teufelaffe: Rozotorical: btw Lethal limit is considered to be between .4 and .5. People die every year from alcohol poisoning and are tested at just over .3 at time of death.

I was gonna call BS on that earlier, but apparently, there have been multiple cases of people with BAC in excess 0.9 who survived. (new window)

IIRC, the .4 to .5 is the 50% fatality rate, so at, say .45, half the people with that BAC will die of alcohol poisoning. It is possible to survive above, but it's also possible to die before reaching it.

pion: Teufelaffe: Rozotorical: btw Lethal limit is considered to be between .4 and .5. People die every year from alcohol poisoning and are tested at just over .3 at time of death.

I was gonna call BS on that earlier, but apparently, there have been multiple cases of people with BAC in excess 0.9 who survived. (new window)

IIRC, the .4 to .5 is the 50% fatality rate, so at, say .45, half the people with that BAC will die of alcohol poisoning. It is possible to survive above, but it's also possible to die before reaching it.

I'm sure somebody has choked on vomit at .01 somewhere in history.

Might be somebody else's vomit...can't prove whose vomit it was...they don't have the facilities....