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(USA Today) Stupid Windows 95 lawsuit going to trial. Moses, King Tut, Julius Caesar and other Windows 95 users expected to be called as witnesses   (usatoday.com) divider line 159
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2011-11-21 03:12:28 PM
Windows 95 > Tebow
 
2011-11-21 03:12:28 PM
funny headline, but it is a big deal. If you look at groklaw's coverage you'll see that while the judge is seriously biased, microsoft might be really really screwed on this one, plus it's going to affect the barnes and nobles case.
 
2011-11-21 03:14:31 PM
I used to cyber with King Tut on Microsoft Comic Chat.
 
2011-11-21 03:15:53 PM
Good thing I still use 3.1, but only when Im not dos'n.
 
2011-11-21 03:16:01 PM
I miss Visicalc

/my lawn, get off it.
 
2011-11-21 03:16:11 PM
Start me up!
 
2011-11-21 03:16:31 PM
Some of you have grandparents still using Win95. Some of your parents are still using Win95. And I bet there's at least one Farker using Win95 right now.

/farking upgrade already, you are the reason why IE6 is still relevant in web development
//well that and pirates
 
2011-11-21 03:17:01 PM
I take it there's a reason why a statute of limitations doesn't apply here?
 
2011-11-21 03:17:56 PM
27.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-11-21 03:18:33 PM
AntiNorm: I take it there's a reason why a statute of limitations doesn't apply here?

The suit actually began almost a decade ago IIRC
 
2011-11-21 03:18:34 PM
Wrote this on Open Office writer.
 
2011-11-21 03:18:57 PM
step 1: write OS so competitors program doesn't work

step 2: sieze market share

step 3: claim the "free market" decided which was best

step 4: profit / get sued

/I hate Word with an undying fire of hate
//I like hate
 
2011-11-21 03:19:00 PM
farkingatwork: funny headline, but it is a big deal. If you look at groklaw's coverage you'll see that while the judge is seriously biased, microsoft might be really really screwed on this one, plus it's going to affect the barnes and nobles case.

Why would they be screwed? TFA is probably not the best source (and IANAL), but stating that Microsoft didn't do the legwork on a competitor's product is pretty stupid.

I was a CNA (3.12 and 4). Novell shot themselves in the foot. They didn't need help from Microsoft.
 
2011-11-21 03:20:29 PM
whither_apophis: step 1: write OS so competitors program doesn't work

step 2: sieze market share

step 3: claim the "free market" decided which was best

step 4: profit / get sued

/I hate Word with an undying fire of hate
//I like hate


Shouldn't Apple also be getting sued then?
 
2011-11-21 03:20:42 PM
C:/DOS
C:/DOS/RUN
RUN/DOS/RUN!
 
2011-11-21 03:20:54 PM
WordPerfect was cool in MS-DOS, but sucked on Win95.
 
2011-11-21 03:21:54 PM
Ah yes, DOS 6.22 with WordPerfect 4.0... only 10 seconds to start up your 286 and be typing away. Things went downhill from there...

/Misses reveal codes
//And shift F7
///And a clean empty screen without clutter
////My lawn, get off it
//Remembers Windows 2.0
//Still preferred Norton Commander 3.0
 
2011-11-21 03:22:25 PM
RubberBandMan: Wrote this on Open Office writer.

Bank Street Writer
/lawn, etc
 
2011-11-21 03:22:27 PM
whither_apophis: step 1: write OS so competitors program doesn't work

step 2: sieze market share

step 3: claim the "free market" decided which was best

step 4: profit / get sued

/I hate Word with an undying fire of hate
//I like hate


THIS.

MS released a service pack to NT 3.51 with an undocumented system call which gave their apps a competitive performance advantage in the marketplace then tried the "aw, your product sucks -- try harder" line of BS. This is partly why IE still exists and Netscape does not. MS perfected the Fox News misinformation campaign before Fox did.
 
2011-11-21 03:22:41 PM
I don't think you can use Windows 95 compatible web browsers today :P
 
2011-11-21 03:22:47 PM
Oh, good, I've been waiting for Anthony Michael Hall to reprise that role in a follow-up made-for-TV.
 
2011-11-21 03:23:11 PM
ongbok: whither_apophis: step 1: write OS so competitors program doesn't work

step 2: sieze market share

step 3: claim the "free market" decided which was best

step 4: profit / get sued

/I hate Word with an undying fire of hate
//I like hate

Shouldn't Apple also be getting sued then?


maybe, but claiming Word was a better product is wrong, it just happened to run on Win95.
 
2011-11-21 03:23:48 PM
dilbert.com
 
2011-11-21 03:24:00 PM
Really, Government biatched that Microsoft had a monpoly years back. But look at Apple now. It's holding more cash than freakin' USA.. uh monopoly? Yeah.
 
2011-11-21 03:24:30 PM
whither_apophis: step 1: write OS so competitors program doesn't work

I didn't realize MS was under a legal obligation to maintain application forward compatibility or that they had done anything to prevent Novell from creating a version of WordPerfect compatible with the new OS.
 
2011-11-21 03:27:21 PM
WordPerfect was far superior to MS Word. It had a ton of features we used all the time which MS Word didn't have and, at least one, still doesn't.

I was in it all day and remember being crushed when we found out we had to switch to MS Word.

MS Word was WordPerfect's idiot stepsister.
 
2011-11-21 03:29:01 PM
Drummer: Really, Government biatched that Microsoft had a monpoly years back. But look at Apple now. It's holding more cash than freakin' USA.. uh monopoly? Yeah.

ITT: people who don't understand the definition of "monopoly"

/although apple needs to watch its arse lest it land in its own antitrust shenanigans
//still wonder about an alternate history where the anti-BeOS stuff had been taken up by DOJ instead of just the browser...
 
2011-11-21 03:29:59 PM
JesseL: whither_apophis: step 1: write OS so competitors program doesn't work

I didn't realize MS was under a legal obligation to maintain application forward compatibility or that they had done anything to prevent Novell from creating a version of WordPerfect compatible with the new OS.


When your application has an inside track to OS calls external competitors do not have insight or access to in a timely manner, you consider that fair competition?

Here's an analogy:

MS makes a car chassis, they also make wheels and tires for that chassis design.

External vendors have to comply with the interfaces for that chassis.

MS desides to roll out a new chassis with square hubs with 6 custom bolts to attach wheels and tires. Funny, their internal tires work fine, yours suck because they don't fit. "Try harder, oh and the custom bolts for you to work with are back-ordered. Whoops."
 
2011-11-21 03:30:14 PM
COMMODORE BUSINESS MACHINES - 64K

READY

LOAD "*", 8,1

/Paperback Writer, biatches!
//no, not really
 
2011-11-21 03:31:07 PM
"Novell sued Microsoft in 2004...says it was later forced to sell WordPerfect for a $1.2 billion loss. Novell is now a wholly-owned subsidiary of The Attachmate Group..."

WordPerfect was commercially dead when Novell bought it. Novell was commercially dead when The Attachmate Group bought it. $1.2B would ease the sting a bit. You grab what you can.

At least, that's what I'm reading into it.
 
2011-11-21 03:31:23 PM
What does Bill Gates care? He's farking dead.
 
2011-11-21 03:31:24 PM
JesseL: whither_apophis: step 1: write OS so competitors program doesn't work

I didn't realize MS was under a legal obligation to maintain application forward compatibility or that they had done anything to prevent Novell from creating a version of WordPerfect compatible with the new OS.


That's because Microsoft fought with everything they had not to have their source code opened up. I bet there's some really interesting commands buried in there.
 
2011-11-21 03:33:27 PM
susler: WordPerfect was far superior to MS Word. It had a ton of features we used all the time which MS Word didn't have and, at least one, still doesn't.

I was in it all day and remember being crushed when we found out we had to switch to MS Word.

MS Word was WordPerfect's idiot stepsister.


WP did bound publishing better. It would handle TOC, footnotes, endnotes, and indexes seamlessly. We would send proofs to editors and printers in record time. Word farked that who well-tuned and performing system.

Yeah I use Office products now because it hurts too much to fight anymore if you have to exchange documents and rely of consistent formatting. OpenOffice is a joke of a nerd circle-jerk and more unusable that the real Office suite.

De facto standards are de facto. Move on. Sadly.
 
2011-11-21 03:33:36 PM
Drummer: Really, Government biatched that Microsoft had a monpoly years back. But look at Apple now. It's holding more cash than freakin' USA.. uh monopoly? Yeah.

Apple has a lot of money, but they don't even have a 50% market share of anything except MP3 players. How on earth could Apple possibly be a monopoly?
 
2011-11-21 03:33:36 PM
JesseL: whither_apophis: step 1: write OS so competitors program doesn't work

I didn't realize MS was under a legal obligation to maintain application forward compatibility or that they had done anything to prevent Novell from creating a version of WordPerfect compatible with the new OS.


The infamous undocumented system calls were intended to provide MS' own products with a competitive advantage that other software vendosr would have been unlikely to legally discover and utilize on their own. Given MS' monopoly on home computer operating systems at the time, this could actually get them in trouble under antitrust law, though I have no clue if that's the legal avenue this lawsuit is taking.
 
2011-11-21 03:34:21 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
You're all worthless and weak.
 
2011-11-21 03:35:49 PM
lohphat: OpenOffice is a joke of a nerd circle-jerk and more unusable that the real Office suite.

OpenOffice.org is dead. You should be using LibreOffice at this point.

It's still not perfect, but it's a shiatload better than OOo ever was.
 
2011-11-21 03:36:16 PM
whither_apophis: step 1: write OS so competitors program doesn't work

step 2: sieze market share

step 3: claim the "free market" decided which was best

step 4: profit / get sued

/I hate Word with an undying fire of hate
//I like hate


Though I like excel enough, Word is a flaming turd!
 
2011-11-21 03:36:19 PM
MrEricSir: How on earth could Apple possibly be a monopoly?

They are a single-source of their OS and hardware to run it on. The platform is basically a Wintel box but is locked down and closed. There is no competition for hardware or software to drive prices down. You pay a premium to use commodity hardware.
 
2011-11-21 03:37:20 PM
I remember using WordPerfect to write assignments in high school. On our Tandy computer. Printed out on a dot-matrix printer.

/// Class of 93 slashies
 
2011-11-21 03:38:35 PM
MrEricSir: lohphat: OpenOffice is a joke of a nerd circle-jerk and more unusable that the real Office suite.

OpenOffice.org is dead. You should be using LibreOffice at this point.

It's still not perfect, but it's a shiatload better than OOo ever was.


Has the codebase improved that much since Oracle consumed Sun? I've stuck with OO.o on my partner's laptop to keep what she uses consistent, but if LO's that much better, I may try to switch her over.
 
2011-11-21 03:38:48 PM
whither_apophis: step 1: write OS so competitors program doesn't work

step 2: sieze market share

step 3: claim the "free market" decided which was best

step 4: profit / get sued

/I hate Word with an undying fire of hate
//I like hate


DOS isn't done until Lotus won't run
 
2011-11-21 03:39:38 PM
I like MS Word. Just last week I made the switch to it from OpenOffice Writer.

whither_apophis: step 1: write OS so competitors program doesn't work

step 2: sieze market share

step 3: claim the "free market" decided which was best

step 4: profit / get sued

/I hate Word with an undying fire of hate
//I like hate


I don't think step 3 happened the way you say it happened... but apart from arguing that, what specifically don't you like about MS Word? It's a solid word processor. I personally think the whole "ribbon bar" is a step in the wrong direction, but otherwise I really like it.
 
2011-11-21 03:39:55 PM
ObscureNameHere: COMMODORE BUSINESS MACHINES - 64K

READY

LOAD "*", 8,1

/Paperback Writer, biatches!
//no, not really


I just had the weirdest flashback.
 
2011-11-21 03:40:08 PM
lohphat: JesseL: whither_apophis: step 1: write OS so competitors program doesn't work

I didn't realize MS was under a legal obligation to maintain application forward compatibility or that they had done anything to prevent Novell from creating a version of WordPerfect compatible with the new OS.

When your application has an inside track to OS calls external competitors do not have insight or access to in a timely manner, you consider that fair competition?

Here's an analogy:

MS makes a car chassis, they also make wheels and tires for that chassis design.

External vendors have to comply with the interfaces for that chassis.

MS desides to roll out a new chassis with square hubs with 6 custom bolts to attach wheels and tires. Funny, their internal tires work fine, yours suck because they don't fit. "Try harder, oh and the custom bolts for you to work with are back-ordered. Whoops."


Meh. Sounds like a great way to piss off your customers, but not remotely illegal.

The unwillingness to say "Fark MS" and pimp their app on other platforms is exactly what allowed MS to become a monopoly with the likes of Novell as their biatches.
 
2011-11-21 03:40:15 PM
susler: WordPerfect was far superior to MS Word. It had a ton of features we used all the time which MS Word didn't have and, at least one, still doesn't.

I was in it all day and remember being crushed when we found out we had to switch to MS Word.

MS Word was WordPerfect's idiot stepsister.


Honest question: what feature was there in WP that is missing in Word, and what about it do you miss?
 
2011-11-21 03:41:26 PM
I got sick of fiddling with DOSBox for old games and built (or re-built) a Windows 98 gaming rig recently. Those old games are worth it.
 
2011-11-21 03:44:24 PM
JesseL: Meh. Sounds like a great way to piss off your customers, but not remotely illegal.

The unwillingness to say "Fark MS" and pimp their app on other platforms is exactly what allowed MS to become a monopoly with the likes of Novell as their biatches.


No, it adversely affects the market by reducing consumer choice and adding unforecasted transition costs to customers. You're not going to walk away from a health revenue stream quietly to go to another, minority OS.

Essentially MS's response was "ok then, go build your own OS if you don't like it."

Co-mingling OS and app development for that OS is not in the consumers' best interest.
 
2011-11-21 03:44:46 PM
lohphat: MrEricSir: How on earth could Apple possibly be a monopoly?

They are a single-source of their OS and hardware to run it on. The platform is basically a Wintel box but is locked down and closed. There is no competition for hardware or software to drive prices down. You pay a premium to use commodity hardware.


But on the plus side that exclusivity makes for a more dependable product with fewer exploitable security holes
 
2011-11-21 03:45:14 PM
i44.tinypic.com
 
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