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		Man spontaneously combusts outside Swedish vinyl record store. WAIT, there are still vinyl record stores in Sweden? (news.com.au)		78
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NutWrench

2011-11-21 12:39:21 PM

After a while the man, believed to be in his early 40s, started to yell, but shocked passersby just stood and stared, the report said

But I just had to laugh.
I saw the photograph.

/Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not that widely reported.

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2011-11-21 12:41:38 PM

Well yeah, they are 20 years behind the rest of the world.

St_Francis_P

2011-11-21 12:54:42 PM

WAIT, there are still vinyl record stores in Sweden?

I'm sure there are hipsters in Sweden, too.

Jamdug!

2011-11-21 01:10:48 PM

This is god smiting him for buying a LMFAO album.

sigdiamond2000

2011-11-21 01:18:46 PM

St_Francis_P: I'm sure there are hipsters in Sweden, too.

Someone really needs to make a "HIPSTERS! HIPSTERS! HIPSTERS!" 'shop using the "LIBS! LIBS! LIBS!" guy.

Sybarite

2011-11-21 01:23:20 PM

Yeah, wax just isn't that popular.

Shadow Blasko

2011-11-21 01:41:47 PM

NutWrench: After a while the man, believed to be in his early 40s, started to yell, but shocked passersby just stood and stared, the report said

But I just had to laugh.
I saw the photograph.

/Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not that widely reported.

I see I am not needed.

//A lot of my people went that way.

bongmiester

2011-11-21 01:47:06 PM

St_Francis_P: WAIT, there are still vinyl record stores in Sweden?

I'm sure there are hipsters in Sweden, too.

Flab

2011-11-21 02:05:37 PM

Didn't know Spinal Tap had a new drummer.

vudukungfu

2011-11-21 02:07:37 PM

What a WICKed way to die.

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian

2011-11-21 02:10:44 PM

Wait, some people care what happens in Sweden?

Treygreen13

2011-11-21 02:11:31 PM

Flab: Didn't know Spinal Tap had a new drummer.

Came here for a Spinal Tap reference, leaving satisfied.

scottydoesntknow

2011-11-21 02:11:36 PM

We didn't start the fire

imontheinternet

2011-11-21 02:12:00 PM

Clearly, the Swedish media is trying to cover up yet another dragon attack.

If he had dual-wielded with heavy armor, the guy might have had a chance.

WelldeadLink

2011-11-21 02:12:23 PM

I thought time travel caused ice, not flames, unless the pedestrian hit 88 MPH.

hbk72777

2011-11-21 02:12:38 PM

"Spontaneous combustion
Scientific fact"

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian

2011-11-21 02:13:36 PM

WelldeadLink: I thought time travel caused ice, not flames, unless the pedestrian hit 88 MPH.

Actually, it's fire on the way out, ice coming back. Hollywood proved it.

Wall_of_Doodoo

2011-11-21 02:13:51 PM

Link (new window)

Was it this guy?

cgraves67

2011-11-21 02:14:33 PM

He was so enthusiatic about having an old fashioned Viking funeral, he just couldn't wait. The only thing he forgot was the boat.

WaltzingMathilda

2011-11-21 02:14:54 PM

there are vinyl record stores in america too, subby. at least 5 that i can think of in my city and very likely more.

gopher321

2011-11-21 02:17:06 PM

I guess he was...*sunglasses*...hot blooded!

/check it and see
//got a fever of a hundred an' three

here to help

2011-11-21 02:17:10 PM

Many people say that vinyl sounds far superior to other mediums.

I'm not one of those people.

Salmon

2011-11-21 02:18:24 PM

Red Eye Records ftw.

Best service

imontheinternet

2011-11-21 02:19:34 PM

The family has announced that they will be holding a candlelight vigil at a reasonably safe distance from his hospital bed.

FarkinNortherner

2011-11-21 02:21:03 PM

Apparently vampires are a big problem in Sweden.
farm4.static.flickr.com

Matthew Keene

2011-11-21 02:21:37 PM

Hot like a kerosene space heater!

www.motifake.com

Wrath of Heaven

2011-11-21 02:22:00 PM

I mean clearly we can't rule it out:
troll.me

Modguy

2011-11-21 02:23:21 PM

vudukungfu: What a WICKed way to die.

He's still alive, according to the article

/On a related note, here's a helpful picture of what someone who isn't dead yet may look like
// poemsprayersandponderings.files.wordpress.com

poemsprayersandponderings.files.wordpress.com

Theaetetus

2011-11-21 02:24:26 PM

Proud.

Pfighting Polish

2011-11-21 02:25:20 PM

"Hurr de schverr de 'Flaøømbaiøøssiee.' 'Flaøømbaiøøssiee.' Güüt! Güüt! Ess schverr de herr de bää-nää-nää. Bää-nää-nää."

[sheep appears, baas]

"Nøø, nøø! Nøø sheeøøpee! Nøø sheeøøpee! Bää-NÄÄ-nää."

[sheep baas, nods, leaves]

"Bää-NÄÄ-nää. Øøøøkeeøøø. Und neew, de flaøøm."

[Chef ignites grill lighter, sets own hat on fire]

"ØØØØØØØØØØØ! KØØN DE SCHVERR DE FIERRE!"

[Chef starts running around like crazy, chased by sheep with fire extinguisher]

FIN

Toy_Cop

2011-11-21 02:25:29 PM

on the case.

MadMonk

2011-11-21 02:25:34 PM

The stunned crowed just stared as the burning man uttered "I wish you were here"

miltonbabbitt

2011-11-21 02:28:18 PM

*GIS for "spontaneous human combustion"*..........WTF?

WorkingInParadise

2011-11-21 02:29:27 PM

He just stopped in to buy a copy of "Wish You Were Here"

www.arbybean.com

Uchiha_Cycliste

2011-11-21 02:29:44 PM

I think we can all agree, that's pretty f*cking metal.

Harry Freakstorm

2011-11-21 02:29:59 PM

He was reportedly singing "Wish you Were Here" but Pink Floyd.

www.coverdude.com

/Hot, like. Well, you know.

Harry Freakstorm

2011-11-21 02:31:34 PM

WorkingInParadise

Stupid work related work. Shakes tiny fist.

"by" Pink Floyd

PanicMan

2011-11-21 02:33:47 PM

Sweden is a weird place. Not bad weird. Just...weird. Curdled milk on cereal. Fish on everything. The "beaches" are slabs of grey rock that angle down into frigid choppy salt water.

Everyone was very friendly though.

Tellingthem

2011-11-21 02:38:32 PM

Apron_master79

2011-11-21 02:38:32 PM

Glad this is being more widely reported...

JackieRabbit

2011-11-21 02:39:27 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Well yeah, they are 20 years behind the rest of the world.

Well, no, actually. Vinyl records are making a comeback. Audiophiles swear that high quality analogue recordings on vinyl have superior sound quality and fidelity than digital music.

poot_rootbeer

2011-11-21 02:43:16 PM

JackieRabbit: Audiophiles swear that high quality analogue recordings on vinyl have superior sound quality and fidelity than digital music.

That's not surprising, considering that "audiophiles" are consistently wrong about everything.

medieval

2011-11-21 02:43:38 PM

DJs never stopped spinning them. Vinyl is still a thing for much club music in europe.

JeebusofSuburbia

2011-11-21 02:45:26 PM

notyoucoach

2011-11-21 02:46:50 PM

It happens, people just explode.

FloydA

2011-11-21 02:50:12 PM

It happens sometimes. People just explode.
Natural causes.

rnatalie

2011-11-21 02:50:27 PM

Hej Raring! Yag har en tolv tums penis!

FloydA

2011-11-21 02:54:49 PM

notyoucoach: It happens, people just explode.

Wanted for questioning.

SultanofSchwing

2011-11-21 02:55:22 PM

Lågan på!!

OscarTamerz

2011-11-21 03:09:18 PM

I'm guessing it was a 190 proof Aquavit accident. A couple of shots, a lot of spillage, a hipster clove cigarette and poof, instant auto-da-fé. He probably had it coming, heretical Lutheran.

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