Maiden forever

Is he wearing gold plated diapers yet?

There goes the siren that warns of the air raid
Then comes the sound of the guns sending flak
Out for the scramble we've got to get airborne
Got to get up for the coming attack

Jump in the cockpit and start up the engine
Remove all the wheel blocks there's no time to waste
Gathering speed as we head down the runway
Gotta get airborne before it's too late

Running, scrambling, flying
Rolling, turning, diving, going in again
Running, scrambling, flying
Rolling, turning, diving
Run, live to fly, fly to live, do or die
Won't you run? Live to fly, fly to live
Aces high

Move into fire at the mainstream of bombers
Let off a sharp burst and then turn away
Roll over, spin round and come in behind them
Move to their blindsides and firing again

Bandits at eight o'clock move in behind us
Ten M E one o nines out of the sun
Ascending and turning our Spitfires to face them
Heading straight for them I press down my guns

Rolling, turning, diving
Rolling, turning, diving, going in again
Rolling, turning, diving
Rolling, turning, diving
Run, live to fly, fly to live, do or die
Won't you run? Live to fly, fly to live
Aces high

Goofus wastes time playing heavy metal. Gallant studies hard and gets his pilot's license.

Or*


/sigh

Welcome Aboard Flight 666. Bound For Bleedin' 'ell.

Many Clozapine users report increased job satisfaction and capacity. Many have switched careers entirely with some holding positions of trust and responsibility too often denied raging schizophrenics.

Scream for me, passengers!

the_freelance: d capacity. Many have switched careers entirely with some holding positions of trust and responsibility too often denied raging schizophrenics.

dude, repost with voting enabled... I was going to do something similar with Enzyte, but yours is much better.

"Put ... dick ... here ... like ... this!!!

At first I was like:


But then I was like:

Unlistenable/ Unemployed

trippdogg: Unlistenable/ Unemployed

well apparently someone has no taste in music

"I put my pants on just like the rest of you -- one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records. "

Now his wings turn to ashes...

I'm a Mac. I'm a PC.

Ken LEEEEEEEEeeee!

/oblig I thought...

"FIVE! FIVE! FIVE! THE DIAL CODE OF THE MOVIE BEAST!" / "Hello, my name is Bruce Dickinson, and I want to talk to you about why it's important to increase the width of airplane aisles to accommodate Olympic fencing pistes."

FloydA: "In the old days, people were named for what they did, like you'd be called "Carter" if you built carts or "Smith" if you worked with metal."

-Bruce Dickinson

Wow.

A Screaming Man with Two-Toned Shoes: "Air Raid Siren" Dickinson:
IN THE NAME OF GOD MY FATHER, I'll FLY!

Astraeus: Yeah, about that . . .

hehe, maybe Bruce flew too close to the sun?

/not obscure in this thread

Rock Star. Pilot. I mean really, how cool do you NEED to be? Save some for the rest of us!!!

UP THE IRONS!!

/all the caption you'll ever need
\m/

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain Dickinson speaking and I'd like to welcome you on board this flight to Jakarta, the weather in Jakarta is currently a balmy 35 degrees and if you'd like to set your watches the local time at our destination is TWOOOOOOOOOOOO MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT!"

So when he got on the mic in the cockpit, did he talk in the weird robotic detached voice all pilots use, or did he belt it out?

jagec: FloydA: "In the old days, people were named for what they did, like you'd be called "Carter" if you built carts or "Smith" if you worked with metal."

-Bruce Dickinson

Wow.

I laughed and laughed and laughed!!

This is the only Bruce Dickinson, I know about....

poot42: Who?

/older than dirt AND god
//meh
///GTFOML
////mumble mumble

to be fair, Bruce is likely older than you are :)

I hope this means a new Iron Maiden tour is coming up.

I wonder if he could hear the tower after all the shows.

Come in on runway 46 from the north.
Got it. Runway 43 from the south,
Negative. Runway 46 from the north.
Oh. Right. Runway 46 from the south.
Negative. Runway 46 from the north.
Oh. Right. Runway 41 from the north.
Negative.
Look, just land the damned thing. We'll clear all the runways.
Oh. Right. Runway 42 from the south it is.

skullkrusher: to be fair, Bruce is likely older than you are :)

Yeah .... No.
He was born 7 August 1958.

He's still a pup.
/not that they are giving out prizes ...

British Airways profits were;Running looooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

At first I was like:

Jump in the cockpit and start up the engine
Remove all the wheel blocks there's no time to waste
Gathering speed as we head down the runway
Gotta get airborne before it's too late

Then I was like:

And as I lay there gazing at the sky
My body's numb and my throat is dry
And as I lay forgotten and alone
Without a tear I draw my parting groan

Eddie 4ever!

saturn badger: I wonder if he could hear the tower after all the shows.

Fun fact: runway numbers are usually the magnetic compass heading divided by 10. So runway numbers theoretically cannot exceed 36--which would be for a runway pointing due North. In the case of multiple runways, they're designated L/R or L/C/R; if an airport has more than three with the same heading, one set of runway numbers gets incremented by one. LAX, for example, has 6L/6R and 7L/7R despite the fact that all four have the exact same compass heading.

Sometimes runway numbers have to be changed, because the magnetic poles move relative to the runway, causing its magnetic heading to change.

Not sure if anyone has mentioned it but

UP THE IRONS!!!