Seattle is thick with these types. To each their own, but if my kid tries this, she's dead.

From the headline, I was expecting a story where some Starbucks douchebag was shotgunned in the head. Thank god it's just some inane fashion trend.

Starbucks sounds delicious right now. Too bad I'm at work hating life.

So I guess piercing your nose has good too mainstream?

all of those former Tower Records employees had to end up somewhere.

I always wanted to see someone lock two of those types of people's ears together

ArkAngel: Because putting your fist in her other holes might be frowned upon in public

annnnnnnnnnddd done!

Nice lobes!

You might be wondering 'Why the fark does the Starbucks baristacoffee jerk have a hole in her ear the size of my fist?' Well today, I'm glad you asked

FTFM.

InfrasonicTom: So I guess piercing your nose has good too mainstream?

doesn't the pierced nose mean you're bi or les?

/in my limited experience
//although lots of women are 'lesbians' when i ask them out...

Beluga Heights: Starbucks sounds delicious right now. Too bad I'm at work hating life.

im having some so im getting a kick out of your reply!!

my baristas are all pretty normal here in richmond.

Call me when people start wearing earrings with live babies hanging from them.


/not obscure

Starbucks requires their baristas to cover up piercings like that. Nose piercings must be covered with an adhesive bandage too.

I'm waiting for them to realize they aren't the only attention whore doing this and have to resort to stretching their lips out (new window)

Frikking *know* how I know you aren't really looking for a job, a real job?

Freakin Rican: Beluga Heights: Starbucks sounds delicious right now. Too bad I'm at work hating life.

im having some so im getting a kick out of your reply!!

my baristas are all pretty normal here in richmond.

Nooo! That made it worse!!11!1

FTFA!

"It's something a bit different and the people I was hanging around with wore them."


FAIL!

/conforming to the non-conformers
//different like everybody else

Soup4Bonnie: To each their own, but if my kid tries this, she's dead.

*chuckle* I had the exact same reaction.

Dear starbucks barista:

If you put as much effort into your earlobes as you do your coffee, maybe I'd actually patronize your crappy overpriced coffeeshop.

Beluga Heights: Freakin Rican: Beluga Heights: Starbucks sounds delicious right now. Too bad I'm at work hating life.

im having some so im getting a kick out of your reply!!

my baristas are all pretty normal here in richmond.

Nooo! That made it worse!!11!1

mmmmmmmmm sip sip!! 50 cent refills!!

This is one of those trends that baffles me. It looks retarded, and the larger ones are just farking disgusting.

Good luck getting a real job with those things, you scumbags. Guess I'll just keep paying for your lifestyle though my taxes while you camp out in the street, raping each other and spreading disease.

Tax Boy: Dear starbucks barista:

If you put as much effort into your earlobes as you do your coffee, maybe I'd actually patronize your crappy overpriced coffeeshop.

To be fair to the guy making your latte, he can't control the way the company roasts its beans.

Tax Boy: Dear starbucks barista:

If you put as much effort into your earlobes as you do your coffee, maybe I'd actually patronize your crappy overpriced coffeeshop.

........ Did you mean that the other way around...?

"You might be wondering 'Why the fark does the Starbucks barista have a hole in her ear the size of my fist?' Well today, I'm glad you asked"

This is a family website.

Mr. I-Take-Things-Too-Far

Andrew Wiggin: InfrasonicTom: So I guess piercing your nose has good too mainstream?

doesn't the pierced nose mean you're bi or les?

/in my limited experience
//although lots of women are 'lesbians' when i ask them out...

Quick guide:

Stud on the right: Relatively normal, if a bit frisky.

Stud on the left: Batshiat insane

Freakin Rican: Beluga Heights: Freakin Rican: Beluga Heights: Starbucks sounds delicious right now. Too bad I'm at work hating life.

im having some so im getting a kick out of your reply!!

my baristas are all pretty normal here in richmond.

Nooo! That made it worse!!11!1

mmmmmmmmm sip sip!! 50 cent refills!!

You, sir, have no decency.

No desire to do this.

Can someone explain the charm?

Beluga Heights: Freakin Rican: Beluga Heights: Freakin Rican: Beluga Heights: Starbucks sounds delicious right now. Too bad I'm at work hating life.

im having some so im getting a kick out of your reply!!

my baristas are all pretty normal here in richmond.

Nooo! That made it worse!!11!1

mmmmmmmmm sip sip!! 50 cent refills!!

You, sir, have no decency.

passes you a venti "whatever you drink" cheeers

Beluga Heights: Freakin Rican: Beluga Heights: Freakin Rican: Beluga Heights: Starbucks sounds delicious right now. Too bad I'm at work hating life.

im having some so im getting a kick out of your reply!!

my baristas are all pretty normal here in richmond.

Nooo! That made it worse!!11!1

mmmmmmmmm sip sip!! 50 cent refills!!

You, sir, have no decency.

99 cents here =/

SchlingFocker: AverageAmericanGuy: Starbucks requires their baristas to cover up piercing

You misspelled "employee".

They don't get some special name because they happen to serve coffee instead of burgers or ice cream.

Just get me my large coffee and go back to fellating the memory of Steve Jobs.

Do you mean a Venti, sir?

I recently saw some kid with stretched lobes behind the counter at a Wendys I think. I am guessing policy didn't allow him to actually have anything in his earlobes, so there they were, just hanging there all gross... red, inflamed, crusty yet limp. I almost didn't eat there, but I hated myself just enough to still go through with eating there. Can't unsee those earlobes though, they were pretty gross.

jackiepaper:

//sewed em up when i decided i wanted to be taken seriously.

Which really is the problem. That shiat doesn't heal like a normal piercing. You're stuck with that shiat once you do it, and by the time you're out of college and ready to get a real career you'll probably regret it unless you get it patched up

FTA:



Well hello there!

"People are only doing it these days because they are following like sheep." -Amie Conradine, 19, started stretching her lobes herself from the age of 11.

...as opposed to your own reasons, which were doubtlessly conceived entirely within your own hermetically sealed mind, and are therefore 100% original?

At least I can give her credit for not saying "sheeple."

SchlingFocker: AverageAmericanGuy: Starbucks requires their baristas to cover up piercing

You misspelled "employee".

They don't get some special name because they happen to serve coffee instead of burgers or ice cream.

Just get me my large coffee and go back to fellating the memory of Steve Jobs.

Don't judge my people.

GungFu: Mr. I-Take-Things-Too-Far

"LOOK AT ME! LOOK! LOOK! AT ME!"

It's really sad that some pretty girls will make them selves look so ugly by doing this to them selves. It really is disgusting looking.

Because a Starbucks barista is the only job they could get after body modification.
(seriously)

Some people just don't have the common sense to plan for their future.
(Many are also living in tents right now. :-/ )

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Mr. I-Take-Things-Too-Far

Honestly, the worst part about that guy is not all the shiat on his face...it's the inverse sideburns. A hairline a half inch above the ear is typically the bailiwick of middle-aged douchebags who stink up elevators with too much Right Guard and wear mom jeans.

2 Replies: Because a Starbucks barista is the only job they could get after body modification.
(seriously)

Some people just don't have the common sense to plan for their future.
(Many are also living in tents right now. :-/ )

Do you think people deserve to have low paying jobs because of their ear rings?