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logic523

2011-11-21 08:44:37 AM

Adventure, excitement? A Jedi craves not these things.

/but boobies 'n burlesque? ya gimme

Wytchone

2011-11-21 08:46:19 AM

Hahaha SWEET.

Wonder if they have a sexy Jabba?

russlar

2011-11-21 08:50:24 AM

again?

ChromaticKid

2011-11-21 08:51:13 AM

Something, something... thermal exhaust port...

/goldenrod

Parthenogenetic

2011-11-21 08:55:11 AM

ChromaticKid: Something, something... thermal exhaust port...

It didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface.

the_rhino

2011-11-21 08:57:28 AM

Parthenogenetic: ChromaticKid: Something, something... thermal exhaust port...

It didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface.

You came in that thing?

Parthenogenetic

2011-11-21 08:57:39 AM

Other relevant quotes:

"Impressive. Most impressive."

"Yeah, but this time I've *got* the money."

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

"I've been looking forward to this for a long time."
"Yeah, I'll bet you have."
*Blast* *Blast*
"Sorry about the mess."

orclover

2011-11-21 09:00:14 AM

Burlesque, its like titty dancing but you dont get your moneys worth.

Zygar

2011-11-21 09:01:21 AM

Second or third repost?

the nameless one

2011-11-21 09:04:15 AM

fap........ that is all

nocturn

2011-11-21 09:05:48 AM

orclover: Burlesque, its like titty dancing but you dont get your moneys worth.

Heh, what do you call a feminist too fat to be a stripper?

Wacka wacka wacka, athankya!!

BurnShrike

2011-11-21 09:06:10 AM

Wytchone: Hahaha SWEET.

Wonder if they have a sexy Jabba?

fashionablygeek.com

stonelotus

2011-11-21 09:06:49 AM

Han shot first.

FlashHarry

2011-11-21 09:32:28 AM

nice bobas.

Lt. Cheese Weasel

2011-11-21 09:36:31 AM

'Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out?'

kroonermanblack

2011-11-21 09:36:54 AM

No pictures? Wtf? Or is the gawker phone site messing me up?

TeddyBallGame

2011-11-21 09:52:23 AM

My Ion Canno is set to destroy!

hogans

2011-11-21 09:54:03 AM

ArkAngel

2011-11-21 10:07:35 AM

I'd just as soon kiss those Wookies

sofa_King_2006

2011-11-21 10:14:43 AM

and I thought they smelled bad.....

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On the outside.

mitEj

2011-11-21 10:42:49 AM

This may be relevant to my interests

Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock

2011-11-21 10:44:15 AM

I enabled scripts on io9 just for a link to somewhere else? I HATE YOU INTERNET! God help me if I ever find your core, I'm ripping out the cords and pooping in your disk array.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

2011-11-21 10:50:29 AM

Rule 34

Wyalt Derp

2011-11-21 10:51:40 AM

I feel a great disturbance in my pants.

I drunk what

2011-11-21 10:58:42 AM

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out and were suddenly silenced, and then reached for a box of tissue. I fear something terribly awesome has happened

has anyone seen Gil? why is there a sock on his door?

farkeruk

2011-11-21 11:08:56 AM

I hate shiatty burlesque. I get that it's not stripping, but if it's not stripping then it should be erotic, and if it's not erotic, you should know how to dance.

This stuff is like someone doing none of the above.

sinanju

2011-11-21 11:10:20 AM

[ohlookthisthreadagain.jpg]

Wytchone

2011-11-21 11:15:50 AM

BurnShrike: Wytchone: Hahaha SWEET.

Wonder if they have a sexy Jabba?

[fashionablygeek.com image 359x781]

Thanks for that!

Arn_Dee

2011-11-21 11:29:15 AM

stonelotus: Han shot first.

Is that to say he shot prematurely?

She comes in colors everywhere

2011-11-21 11:38:09 AM

Wytchone: Hahaha SWEET.

Wonder if they have a sexy Jabba?

img6.imageshack.us

Really. (new window)

StoPPeRmobile

2011-11-21 11:42:35 AM

In celebration I will have Mako run around without clothes today.

hammettman

2011-11-21 11:52:26 AM

This actually wraps up a number of my childhood memories. Star Wars, my discovery of my own lightsaber... I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of sperm suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

/Dear George, please don't feel the need to remaster this burlesque.

Barricaded Gunman

2011-11-21 12:06:12 PM

Hmm...

ravenlore

2011-11-21 12:06:14 PM

That was farking awesome.

Funbags

2011-11-21 12:16:33 PM

I'd nerf-herd it.

NutWrench

2011-11-21 12:18:22 PM

Parthenogenetic: Other relevant quotes:

"Impressive. Most impressive."

"Yeah, but this time I've *got* the money."

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

"I've been looking forward to this for a long time."
"Yeah, I'll bet you have."
*Blast* *Blast*
"Sorry about the mess."

"Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"

imgod2u

2011-11-21 12:25:25 PM

NutWrench: Parthenogenetic: Other relevant quotes:

"Impressive. Most impressive."

"Yeah, but this time I've *got* the money."

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

"I've been looking forward to this for a long time."
"Yeah, I'll bet you have."
*Blast* *Blast*
"Sorry about the mess."

"Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"

They came from....behind.

InfamousBLT

2011-11-21 12:38:53 PM

"That's right R2, the Dagobah system"

/got nothin

NutWrench

2011-11-21 12:44:17 PM

imgod2u: NutWrench: Parthenogenetic: Other relevant quotes:

"Impressive. Most impressive."

"Yeah, but this time I've *got* the money."

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

"I've been looking forward to this for a long time."
"Yeah, I'll bet you have."
*Blast* *Blast*
"Sorry about the mess."

"Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"

They came from....behind.

"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"

Tyrone Slothrop

2011-11-21 12:51:33 PM

At least the girls appear to be attractive (or have nice bodies, since most of them were wearing masks), unlike the last geek burlesque link I saw.

TheHappTroll

2011-11-21 12:54:39 PM

Didn't seem like burlesque to me, more like a circus.

parkerlewis

2011-11-21 01:05:16 PM

Insert your "That gave me a lightsaber." jokes here.

Wytchone

2011-11-21 01:12:49 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: At least the girls appear to be attractive (or have nice bodies, since most of them were wearing masks), unlike the last geek burlesque link I saw.

So no need to paper bag you say?

Fabric_Man

2011-11-21 01:12:53 PM

NutWrench: imgod2u: NutWrench: Parthenogenetic: Other relevant quotes:

"Impressive. Most impressive."

"Yeah, but this time I've *got* the money."

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

"I've been looking forward to this for a long time."
"Yeah, I'll bet you have."
*Blast* *Blast*
"Sorry about the mess."

"Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"

They came from....behind.

"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"

I've been looking forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me "master."

Did it go in?!
Negative. It just blasted along the surface.

StoPPeRmobile

2011-11-21 01:14:54 PM

NutWrench: imgod2u: NutWrench: Parthenogenetic: Other relevant quotes:

"Impressive. Most impressive."

"Yeah, but this time I've *got* the money."

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

"I've been looking forward to this for a long time."
"Yeah, I'll bet you have."
*Blast* *Blast*
"Sorry about the mess."

"Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"

They came from....behind.

"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"

Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

Cyno01

2011-11-21 01:16:17 PM