Grand_Moff_Joseph: Hello FWC! Welcome to this week's thread! Now zip up your coats and cozy up by the fire, because the Winter of Punk is about to heat up (we hope). Now hit the static!


Weekly RAW Checklist
(credit to DougieAXP, I Said and others for the list)


1) I Said/JFSP breaking down game-winning strategy for John Cena
2) http://WWEchampupinthisbiatch.jpg/
3) "BAH GAWD KING!"
4) SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
5) No peas!
6) Somebody trolling for the night
7) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment tab.
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) Broskis/WWWYKI
10) WE WANT ICE CREAM
11) LetsgoCenaCenaSucks.jpg
12) Smiths' nightly heel turn
13) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is the "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza" post
14) KellyKellyKellyKellyKelly... / I'm Tripping Balls
15) itsstillrealtomedamnit.jpg
16) http://ricflairwelcometofark.jpg
17) spanishscarfofdoom.jpg
18) Any mention of 'ARMBRA!' requires a demonstration of said maneuver by Knockouts/Divas (ALL Diva/Knockout images MUST be linked AND marked as NSFW, or they WILL be deleted by Moderators)

There hasn't been a Yawn cenut breakdown in over a month. Time to drop it like the Anonymous Gm storyline

Today's edition of "Digging through the dirt sheets":

John Morrison's original WWE contract has expired. According to a source, he has agreed to an mini-contact extension through the end of the month. This is only a short-term deal for now.

Number of Twitter references in last night's Survivor Series? 47 - during a show that was 170 minutes long. That equates to someone mentioning Twitter every 3 minutes and 36 seconds over he course of a show that fans paid for. In comparison, they mentioned Facebook three times and Michael Cole said "Vintage" twice.

The majority of the discussion on WWE Interaction that they pushed so hard on? According to my reporter covering that (my daughter), it amounted to a whole lot of "Shut up, Cole".

Mick Foley was backstage at last night's Survivor Series.

The official Twitter feed of the WWE Insider stated this evening that Sin Cara suffered a ruptured patellar tendon and will be sidelined for six to nine months, following surgery. Watching the replay, it looked like the tendon gave way just before he hit the ropes to flip out of the ring during the double flip with Hunico.

Promotional materials for tonight's RAW feature Kevin "Ow, my quad" Nash and Paul "Triple Gagne" Levesque, to begin the build for their match at the Tables, Ladders and Chairs PPV in December.

Weekly RAW Checklist (UPDATED)

(credit to DougieAXP, I Said and others for the list)



1) TWITTER HEAT/ #Shutupcole
2) http://WWEchampupinthisbiatch.jpg/
3) "BAH GAWD KING!"
4) SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
5) No peas!
6) Somebody trolling for the night
7) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment tab.
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) Broskis/WWWYKI
10) WE WANT ICE CREAM
11) LetsgoCenaCenaSucks.jpg
12) Smiths' nightly heel turn
13) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is the "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza" post
14) KellyKellyKellyKellyKelly... / I'm Tripping Balls
15) itsstillrealtomedamnit.jpg
16) http://ricflairwelcometofark.jpg/ Michael Cole welcometofark.jpg
17) spanishscarfofdoom.jpg
18) Any mention of 'ARMBRA!' requires a demonstration of said maneuver by Knockouts/Divas (ALL Diva/Knockout images MUST be linked AND marked as NSFW, or they WILL be deleted by Moderators)

19) Cena cat appearance
20) Broski-PAC - BlackJack & Hookers appearance

Will farkers continue watching this tripe even though it's the same shiat over and over again?

The PPV was pretty entertaining... Not perfect, I wasn't a huge fan of the ending Rock/Cena showdown.... But it was worth watching just for the MSG crowd.. They were awesome!

Don't let me down HersheyPark Happy. The crowd needs to weather the Nash-HHH heat sucking experience.

This just in....Brodus Clay will of course be debuting ON SMACKDOWN

/next week

ThatGuyGreg: Grand_Moff_Joseph: (ALL Diva/Knockout images MUST be linked AND marked as NSFW, or they WILL be deleted by Moderators)

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Seriously, fark that shiat.





Come at me, mods!

After last nights show I watched the Walking Dead....i'm dragging tired....hopefully I can stay awake for triple gagne and OW MY QUAD! showdown tonight

i am keeping a twitter count tonight.

got notepad open....

i don't count the graphics on wrestler's name in entrances though... they used to do websites and shiat way back when.

so one of those "trending now" or forced unneeded overlays = twitter overlay

a twitter mention = twitter mention

if it goes above 40 in individual categories, i think i'll stop watching

Why wasn't there a badge made for last nights thread? Wasn't it record breaking for the wrasslin threads? Jeesh!!

globalwarmingpraiser: So, Big Kev and Trips are going to get it on at TLC. Over under on both getting Quad Tears?

While botching a powerbomb?

Pizilla: Why wasn't there a badge made for last nights thread? Wasn't it record breaking for the wrasslin threads? Jeesh!!

Because FARK YOU, that's why

globalwarmingpraiser: This is the first time I have ever seen a thread be put back in the queue

Over 2000 comments on last nights thread. Someone's Butthurt. Fark can't possibly have that around here.

robsul82: Don't even THINK of clicking on the Monday Night Football thread, fans, they've got a squash match booked where the Super Bowl winner beats the little guy with three touchdown passes.

Yeah, that'll put comments in threads.

I, for one, seldom even look at the football threads and never on a Monday night. I've been getting updates on how my favorite team is doing this season in the Sunday NASCAR threads - because Mr. DAM is awesome that way.

For greenlighting, then queuing this thread, I award Douche McMod 2 Sin Cara Botches:

Will the Divas finally learn how to wrestle?
Will the writers finally realize that Cena needs to be hell?
Will Del Rio whine about his loss and want the belt back?
Will they ever farking change the spinner belt that no longer spins?

I want my belt back!

globalwarmingpraiser: I propose we Rename the Spinner Belt that no longer spin. I say we call it, that ugly ass piece of crap belt that needs to be done away with.

I propose Big Assed Ugly Belt Losers Envy, or the BAUBLE.

FirstNationalBastard: LegacyDL: I want my belt back!

What about your country?

I only care about me!

globalwarmingpraiser: Pizilla: globalwarmingpraiser: This is the first time I have ever seen a thread be put back in the queue

Over 2000 comments on last nights thread. Someone's Butthurt. Fark can't possibly have that around here.

Crazy

I was wondering WTF happened, I read through the first twenty or so comments, went to refresh and got a message saying something about looking at a thread scheduled to go live in 60 minutes and to log in to TotalFark to comment.

It's a C-O-N-SPIRACY I tells ya.

Smiths, you watching pittsburgh tonight? Crosby hasn't missed a beat apparently.

Eddie T. Head: globalwarmingpraiser: Pizilla: globalwarmingpraiser: This is the first time I have ever seen a thread be put back in the queue

Over 2000 comments on last nights thread. Someone's Butthurt. Fark can't possibly have that around here.

Crazy

I was wondering WTF happened, I read through the first twenty or so comments, went to refresh and got a message saying something about looking at a thread scheduled to go live in 60 minutes and to log in to TotalFark to comment.

It's a C-O-N-SPIRACY I tells ya.

It's the pigeons!