More proof that what's popular isn't always what's good.

2000 years ago crowds flocked to coliseums to see slaves kill each other and men fed to lions. As crappy as these movies are, I still consider them progress.

miss diminutive: 2000 years ago crowds flocked to coliseums to see slaves kill each other and men fed to lions. As crappy as these movies are, I still consider them progress.

I'd pay to see Stephenie Meyer fed to lions.

Damn recession. It's killing our great nation.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

Mugato: /line?

Sit down, have some plaid.

Andromeda: I'm trying to remember- are they finally at the part with where he farks the girl unconscious and she has a vampire baby inside of her trying to kill her?

Because I never saw any of the Twilight stories but I kinda thought that would be an interesting part to pick up at.

Me too. I only saw the first movie which was laughably bad, but I'm intrigued as to what they will do with that story line.

Are the sparkles in 3D?

Andromeda: I'm trying to remember- are they finally at the part with where he farks the girl unconscious and she has a vampire baby inside of her trying to kill her?

Because I never really saw any of the Twilight stories but I kinda thought that would be an interesting part to pick up at.

Yup. This is the movie where, in a PG-13 way he farks her until she's all kinds of bruised and the bed is in pieces, and then later he, in a PG-13 way chews the demon infant out of her womb.

They could have done more with an R-rating...

Mugato: Eh, leave the tweens and bored housewives alone. Just so I'm not dragged to them. Besides, they make great Rifftrax.

/line?

Yea, I kind of felt the same way with this. Both daughters went to movie - allowed me to get Captain America on Demand so I can finally watch it. Up through the half way point where my oldest daughter left the lights on in the truck and the battery died and I had to go jump start it.

Dammit people, sparkly vampires aren't any weirder than oiled up Greeks or Hobbits. You know it's the truth. Stop caring so much about this.

mrsdish: Yup. This is the movie where, in a PG-13 way he farks her until she's all kinds of bruised and the bed is in pieces, and then later he, in a PG-13 way chews the demon infant out of her womb.

they broke the last book into two movies, so I think they shewingt he baby free isn't until the next one.

liam76: they broke the last book into two movies, so I think they shewingt he baby free isn't until the next one.

I think the werewolves have to try to chew her into pieces in this one. Because they love her. Or whatever.

Mike_LowELL: The Free Market Prevails™

Stalin would never have allowed this crap. Probably sent them all to a gulag after them trying to make the first one.

+1 for communism.

Mugato: /line?

liam76: they broke the last book into two movies, so I think they shewingt he baby free isn't until the next one.

What the... is this some sort of sparkling vampire language that I don't understand?

liam76: mrsdish: Yup. This is the movie where, in a PG-13 way he farks her until she's all kinds of bruised and the bed is in pieces, and then later he, in a PG-13 way chews the demon infant out of her womb.

they broke the last book into two movies, so I think they shewingt he baby free isn't until the next one.

I saw the movie (admitting that on fark is sure to be a mistake). It's out. They even did the weird imprinting thing already.

Diogenes: I was Christmas shopping this weekend. Barnes and Noble has an entire section called "Teen Paranormal Romance."

I find that disturbing.

The "Light of Dawn" series is about a woman who falls in love with a haunted lamp.

All that birthday and babysitting money will never be seen again.

Diogenes: I was Christmas shopping this weekend. Barnes and Noble has an entire section called "Teen Paranormal Romance."

I find that disturbing.

I noticed that too. Another thing I noticed is that Target carries some of the literary classics, albeit very few (mainly To Kill a Mockingbird, The Great Gatsby, The Diary of Helen Keller, and The Catcher in the Rye). Walmart doesn't carry any. Not. One. Title. But they do have nearly an entire aisle of sparkly vampire books.

mrsdish: liam76: mrsdish: Yup. This is the movie where, in a PG-13 way he farks her until she's all kinds of bruised and the bed is in pieces, and then later he, in a PG-13 way chews the demon infant out of her womb.

they broke the last book into two movies, so I think they shewingt he baby free isn't until the next one.

I saw the movie (admitting that on fark is sure to be a mistake). It's out. They even did the weird imprinting thing already.

what the hell is in the next one then?

liam76: mrsdish: liam76: mrsdish: Yup. This is the movie where, in a PG-13 way he farks her until she's all kinds of bruised and the bed is in pieces, and then later he, in a PG-13 way chews the demon infant out of her womb.

they broke the last book into two movies, so I think they shewingt he baby free isn't until the next one.

I saw the movie (admitting that on fark is sure to be a mistake). It's out. They even did the weird imprinting thing already.

what the hell is in the next one then?

It's two hours of Robert Pattinson staring at the camera.

You mean a movie that was created for female teenagers does well at the box office? And this is shocking? If only there was some kind of precedent for this... something big... something almost of a Titanic nature...

I'm going to eat a lot of Taco Bell and watch it in a crowded theater, I'll be Breaking Wind during Breaking Dawn

sprawl15: It's two hours of Robert Pattinson staring at the camera.

Line?

If the MST3K crew could make Manos watchable, then they have a decent shot at doing the same with this piece of garbage.

/line?

brigid_fitch: mrsdish: liam76: mrsdish: Yup. This is the movie where, in a PG-13 way he farks her until she's all kinds of bruised and the bed is in pieces, and then later he, in a PG-13 way chews the demon infant out of her womb.

they broke the last book into two movies, so I think they shewingt he baby free isn't until the next one.

I saw the movie (admitting that on fark is sure to be a mistake). It's out. They even did the weird imprinting thing already.

Seriously? Then why the hell did they bother splitting it? Just because Harry Potter did? What's left--the debate w/the Vitruli over whether or not to kill the baby?

/Full disclosure: Read the books (most god-awful stuff I've read in a long time)
//Only saw the first movie. What utter dreck.

Ive been wondering why they split it as well. I mean they can have bella hunting, and training to fight but even the fight at the end isnt so much a fight as a group of people staring at each other. So unless there is some change...it really will just be Rob staring at the camera for two hours. I have no objections to that.

My friend told me it was the best movie she'd ever seen. Best movie. Ever. I stared at her and said "Really? REALLY? Best movie... ever. Really?"

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

oh noes, lots of people like something I don't....I must post my rage online!!!!

liam76: what the hell is in the next one then?

2 hours of credits, then the cast comes out and yells "we fooled you!"

I'd say the Twilight series is as tired and unimaginative as subby's headline.

Stop It subby and think of something more clever and original.

ThatBillmanGuy: My friend told me it was the best movie she'd ever seen. Best movie. Ever. I stared at her and said "Really? REALLY? Best movie... ever. Really?"

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Why are you friends with this person?

It makes sense, in a way. Everybody loves a good trainwreck.

Um...yeah...so?

I mean, seriously...why do you haters give a shiat that this movie made money? YOU didn't contribute to its box office take, did you? Of course not. You did anything but that and ragged on the Twilight Saga, Kristen Stewart and anything else that you knew would get the fans' feathers ruffled. You've established that you hate everything about it and anyone who does like it is two levels south of douchebag status. So, good for you; you're not part of the "problem". Go to your nearest mirror and salute, or whatever it is you need to do to feel better about yourself.

Sorry, but it's just....god...just shut the fark up about it already and move on...bunch of whiners.

AgtSmithReloaded: the Twilight Saga

That reminds me, it's not even a saga. Even the name of the series fails to take into account basic literary terms.