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Freakin Rican
2011-11-21 08:47:47 AM
tebow > this artical is amusing?
 
SlothB77 [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 09:02:06 AM
and the fark greenlight team is already starting their thanksgiving holiday.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 09:12:01 AM
They covered the spread!
 
H31N0US
2011-11-21 09:16:47 AM
What an original and sarcastic premise!

I am going to use this joke again and again.
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2011-11-21 09:25:32 AM
Holy dogshiat, after the first ten or so times, it just isn't any fun kicking a three legged blind puppy anymore.
 
Holophrastic [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 09:30:25 AM
Okay, Colts fans, we get it. Your team sucks. Do you know why your team sucks? Because your future unanimous first ballot Hall of Famer QB is on the sidelines, and your front office didn't prepare for this eventuality in the slightest. You have no running game, mediocre defense, and now no passing game. Your head coach is an inept, inert puppet whose strings are being pulled by the same people whose lack of foresight got you into this mess in the first place.

And the fun part: NO ONE CARES. You have been terrific for a decade, a consistent playoff team (even if you rarely got anything done once you got there). And now all the fairweather assholes who hopped on the Fivehead Express want to whine with their pitiful, half mocking "look how bad we suck" act. fark you guys. fark your "I'll change the rules to benefit my team's style of play" GM, fark your likelihood of landing the next most likely franchise QB, and most of all, fark you. No one wants to hear your bleating. Most teams suck. Welcome back to the basement. Hopefully you stay there.
 
natural316
2011-11-21 09:32:56 AM
Holophrastic: Okay, Colts fans, we get it. Your team sucks. Do you know why your team sucks? Because your future unanimous first ballot Hall of Famer QB is on the sidelines, and your front office didn't prepare for this eventuality in the slightest. You have no running game, mediocre defense, and now no passing game. Your head coach is an inept, inert puppet whose strings are being pulled by the same people whose lack of foresight got you into this mess in the first place.

And the fun part: NO ONE CARES. You have been terrific for a decade, a consistent playoff team (even if you rarely got anything done once you got there). And now all the fairweather assholes who hopped on the Fivehead Express want to whine with their pitiful, half mocking "look how bad we suck" act. fark you guys. fark your "I'll change the rules to benefit my team's style of play" GM, fark your likelihood of landing the next most likely franchise QB, and most of all, fark you. No one wants to hear your bleating. Most teams suck. Welcome back to the basement. Hopefully you stay there.

Don't sugarcoat it, let it out brutha.
 
fatalvenom
2011-11-21 09:34:20 AM
Holophrastic: Okay, Colts fans, we get it. Your team sucks. Do you know why your team sucks? Because your future unanimous first ballot Hall of Famer QB is on the sidelines, and your front office didn't prepare for this eventuality in the slightest. You have no running game, mediocre defense, and now no passing game. Your head coach is an inept, inert puppet whose strings are being pulled by the same people whose lack of foresight got you into this mess in the first place.

And the fun part: NO ONE CARES. You have been terrific for a decade, a consistent playoff team (even if you rarely got anything done once you got there). And now all the fairweather assholes who hopped on the Fivehead Express want to whine with their pitiful, half mocking "look how bad we suck" act. fark you guys. fark your "I'll change the rules to benefit my team's style of play" GM, fark your likelihood of landing the next most likely franchise QB, and most of all, fark you. No one wants to hear your bleating. Most teams suck. Welcome back to the basement. Hopefully you stay there.

As a Pats fan, I love watching the Colts suck and I hate them but...wow dude.
 
booztravlr
2011-11-21 09:37:24 AM
Holophrastic: Okay, Colts fans, we get it. Your team sucks. Do you know why your team sucks? Because your future unanimous first ballot Hall of Famer QB is on the sidelines, and your front office didn't prepare for this eventuality in the slightest. You have no running game, mediocre defense, and now no passing game. Your head coach is an inept, inert puppet whose strings are being pulled by the same people whose lack of foresight got you into this mess in the first place.

And the fun part: NO ONE CARES. You have been terrific for a decade, a consistent playoff team (even if you rarely got anything done once you got there). And now all the fairweather assholes who hopped on the Fivehead Express want to whine with their pitiful, half mocking "look how bad we suck" act. fark you guys. fark your "I'll change the rules to benefit my team's style of play" GM, fark your likelihood of landing the next most likely franchise QB, and most of all, fark you. No one wants to hear your bleating. Most teams suck. Welcome back to the basement. Hopefully you stay there.


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Holophrastic [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 09:40:03 AM
booztravlr:

Not a Titans fan, but well played, sir.

/My team is good right now
//Know it won't last, but won't whine when it all ends
 
The Smails Kid
2011-11-21 09:56:25 AM
Subby, your blog sucks.
 
Donnchadha [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 10:04:50 AM
Holophrastic: booztravlr:

Not a Titans fan, but well played, sir.

/My team is good right now
//Know it won't last, but won't whine when it all ends

Niners?

I think even Bengals and Lions fans know that this season is kinda flukish and not to say "my team is good" but rather "my team is not sucking so much this time, yah?" Well, maybe not Bengals fans -- I was in Cinci in 2005 right before their first playoff game in 15 years and you think they'd already won the Super Bowl.
 
Neondistraction
2011-11-21 10:17:02 AM
Holophrastic: booztravlr:

Not a Titans fan, but well played, sir.

/My team is good right now
//Know it won't last, but won't whine when it all ends

You must be a Texans fan then.
 
MiamiBlues
2011-11-21 10:28:37 AM
Rick O'Shay gets a C- in sophomore composition. If he wants to graduate high school, Mr. O'Shay will have to learn how to write paragraphs longer than two sentences.

Protip: When writing, it helps when each sentences bears some relationship to the sentence it follows. Like, you know, flow.

MiamiBlues need not hold himself to such standards.
 
Pratty
2011-11-21 10:39:09 AM
Donnchadha: Holophrastic: booztravlr:

Not a Titans fan, but well played, sir.

/My team is good right now
//Know it won't last, but won't whine when it all ends

Niners?

I think even Bengals and Lions fans know that this season is kinda flukish and not to say "my team is good" but rather "my team is not sucking so much this time, yah?" Well, maybe not Bengals fans -- I was in Cinci in 2005 right before their first playoff game in 15 years and you think they'd already won the Super Bowl.

The team is playing good right now. With a rookie QB, rookie wideout and young D, we at least have a future to build on.

/The Angerer, Deadly Footspike, Upchuck for Luck parts amused me
//Everything else...not so much.
 
Hardy-r-r
2011-11-21 10:49:28 AM
'upchuck for Luck'

Hah!
Love it.
 
jltthorson
2011-11-21 11:35:44 AM
Further proof that Peyton Manning is this years most valuable player.
 
Jim from Saint Paul
2011-11-21 11:35:46 AM
GimpyNip: Haha a bad team loses to BYE week joke! Edgy.

You missed a good PPV. Crwod was nuts all night and smarky as hell. Better then Chicago/MITB in some ways.
 
skinink
2011-11-21 11:51:56 AM

I wonder if this will finally be the season where one team has a perfect regular season (Green Bay) and another team loses all their games (Colts).


See Colts, when you guys had the chance for a perfect regular season, you should have gone for it.

 
Ruffian
2011-11-21 12:01:16 PM
jltthorson: Further proof that Peyton Manning is this years most valuable player.

Don't confuse most valuable to most missed. This year, he is providing no value.
 
merkey88
2011-11-21 12:47:19 PM
On another note, let's look at the NFL standings on ESPN.
here (new window)

So do the Redskins get the 3rd, 4th and 5th overall pick? Oh, I'm assuming that the Vikings beat the Redskins.
 
merkey88
2011-11-21 12:48:50 PM
Scratch that, they fixed it pretty quickly. It had the skins listed 3 times...
 
excedrin
2011-11-21 01:13:20 PM
fatalvenom:
As a Pats fan, I love watching the Colts suck and I hate them but...wow dude.

I am so excited for Dec 4th. I'm hoping for a 63 - 3 victory!

/Oh yeah, kick 'em while their down!
//Twice!!
 
czetie
2011-11-21 02:04:30 PM
merkey88: On another note, let's look at the NFL standings on ESPN.
here (new window)

So do the Redskins get the 3rd, 4th and 5th overall pick?

No, they already traded away their picks for 2012 for a punter who retired in 1997, a fat guy in a pig suit, and a beer vendor. In fairness, the last one was a conditional pick that depended on the laughable requirement that Beck start three games.


Oh, I'm assuming that the Vikings beat the Redskins.

That's a fair assumption. And if they don't, the Redskins will beat the Redskins for them. Rex will do what he does best, and Dangermouse Hall will let the opponent convert on a critical 3rd and 15. I was unfortunate enough to see them lose 23-nil to the Bills, and frankly they were lucky to get nil.

/Bitter?
//You bet I'm bitter
 
iron_city_ap
2011-11-21 02:40:19 PM
The number of people around here claiming to be Colts fans is hilariously low compared to previous years. I understand more people jump on the bandwagon when a team is winning, but this is downright comical.

/Got a Pirates tattoo last year
//You have to ride out the bad with the good
 
This Looks Fun
2011-11-21 02:47:26 PM
iron_city_ap: Got a Pirates tattoo last year

Ink a date on that thing. It'll look better when they start winning and you have proof you were their #1 fan when they sucked.

/There won't be a better year for me to get a Vikings tat.
 
Pratty
2011-11-21 03:52:12 PM
czetie: merkey88: On another note, let's look at the NFL standings on ESPN.
here (new window)

So do the Redskins get the 3rd, 4th and 5th overall pick?

No, they already traded away their picks for 2012 for a punter who retired in 1997, a fat guy in a pig suit, and a beer vendor. In fairness, the last one was a conditional pick that depended on the laughable requirement that Beck start three games.


Oh, I'm assuming that the Vikings beat the Redskins.

That's a fair assumption. And if they don't, the Redskins will beat the Redskins for them. Rex will do what he does best, and Dangermouse Hall will let the opponent convert on a critical 3rd and 15. I was unfortunate enough to see them lose 23-nil to the Bills, and frankly they were lucky to get nil.

/Bitter?
//You bet I'm bitter

Why blame it on Rexy? He's done largely good, except his usual turnover troubles, while Beck sucked. Not to mention Santana Moss went down, Hightower went down and the backfield got Shanahan'd...
 
Coach_J
2011-11-21 04:20:35 PM
Holophrastic: Okay, Colts fans, we get it. Your team sucks. Do you know why your team sucks? Because your future unanimous first ballot Hall of Famer QB is on the sidelines, and your front office didn't prepare for this eventuality in the slightest. You have no running game, mediocre defense, and now no passing game. Your head coach is an inept, inert puppet whose strings are being pulled by the same people whose lack of foresight got you into this mess in the first place.

And the fun part: NO ONE CARES. You have been terrific for a decade, a consistent playoff team (even if you rarely got anything done once you got there). And now all the fairweather assholes who hopped on the Fivehead Express want to whine with their pitiful, half mocking "look how bad we suck" act. fark you guys. fark your "I'll change the rules to benefit my team's style of play" GM, fark your likelihood of landing the next most likely franchise QB, and most of all, fark you. No one wants to hear your bleating. Most teams suck. Welcome back to the basement. Hopefully you stay there.

Get. Your. Dosages. Adjusted.
 
czetie
2011-11-21 04:47:29 PM
Pratty: Why blame it on Rexy? He's done largely good, except his usual turnover troubles, while Beck sucked. Not to mention Santana Moss went down, Hightower went down and the backfield got Shanahan'd...

Did I blame Rexy? That would be like blaming your dog for chasing cars. He just did what he does: throw his usual INT when the team needs it least. But don't get me wrong: Beck could suck a bowling ball through a hosepipe.

A lot of the blame goes to Shanahanabananaman for putting the Redskins in a situation where their best option at QB is a man whose shortcomings are so well known he has his own Fark cliche, and his backup is a career journeyman who couldn't get the ball 20 yards downfield if you let him pick it up and carry it.
 
Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash
2011-11-21 06:52:25 PM
The Saints losing to the Seahawks in the first round of the playoffs last year was a far better use of this joke.
 
Whiskey Priest
2011-11-22 06:22:25 AM
I laughed.
 
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