Waxing the Crocodile

Polishing the Aligator

Buffing the Lizard

Wiping the Wombat

Stroking the Snake

etc.

Every time I see a Daily Fail link, I say... "Don't click that". But I do anyway, and wonder why I did.

Well subby, it's a euphemism now.

that first picture makes me feel all funny.

Gotta love the comments under the story. Talk about missing the farking point entirely.

Of course they don't "need" it-- it's a damned reptile. And no, nobody thinks this is good practice for humans. This is a publicity stunt, and the fact that a man in Michigan who has never had a mani-pedi in his life has read about this salon in Australia strongly suggests that it was a success.

/Also, I didn't know reptiles had hairs.

that first pic is screaming for "I have the weirdest boner right now"

/lazy

That little thing is ready to have sex reproduce?

/stupid humans

Wasn't going to read the article...read the comments and then I had to.

I am oddly turned on by that first picture. And I am going to the zoo today so now we might have a problem.

Wax my croc and make it snappy!

I've heard of shaving your balls, but not waxing your croc.

Enigmamf: Every time I see a Daily Fail link, I say... "Don't click that". But I do anyway, and wonder why I did.


I click it, always assuming it's a fake story, like the SUN. Every once in a while, like today, it's legit. This is how they bait the trap to get us to click every time. Just enough reality to sucker us in. Although manicures for crocodile is stretching the definition of reality.

Enigmamf: Every time I see a Daily Fail link, I say... "Don't click that". But I do anyway, and wonder why I did.

The first step is admitting you have a problem. You're on the road to recovery!

I bet it's a freshie and not a saltie.

Whackin it euphemism list (new window), NSFW

My favorite is "jillin off" for girls.

Ohhhhh, the animals, the animals
Let's talk dirty to the animals;
F**c you, Mister Bunny.
Eat s**t, Mister Bear.
If they don't love it, they can shove it;
Frankly I don't care!

etc., etc., etc.

I have no idea why this thread reminded me of that particular song, or why I felt compelled to share.

Good headline, but this is weird, real weird

You can't come in here and throw the octopus.

gopher321: Waxing the Crocodile

Polishing the Aligator

Buffing the Lizard

Wiping the Wombat

Stroking the Snake

etc.

Don't make me take the gag off.

I'm a zookeeper:
choking the chicken
spanking the monkey
porking the pig
humping the hippo
stroking the snake
burping the worm
humping the horse
poking the pony
rumping the rhino
bumping the bunnies
boffing the bison
farking the fox

It's a long, hard day. And now I have to wax the crocodile???