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(The Atlantic Wire) Amusing Christopher Walken impersonator pranks AP with deep Walken thoughts on Natalie Wood's death. "There was tragedy"   (theatlanticwire.com) divider line 46
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xanadian [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 09:16:39 AM
img1.fark.net
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 10:24:54 AM
Remember the joke from back then? What's the only wood that doesn't float?

Ah, to be as easily amused as I was back then.
 
Titor's Time Machine [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 10:25:03 AM
More like:

"Therewas...trAgedeee"
 
TravisBickle62
2011-11-21 10:25:31 AM
Lol, a Walken story without the Walken tag ... subby is nominated for the Headline Hall of Shame
 
RexTalionis [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 10:29:40 AM
It's like Jay Mohr doesn't realize that his 10 minutes in the spotlight is ove.r
 
hazeleyedwolff
2011-11-21 10:32:44 AM
TravisBickle62: Lol, a Walken story without the Walken tag ... subby is nominated for the Headline Hall of Shame

There is no more Walken tag.
 
Titor's Time Machine [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 10:33:03 AM
TravisBickle62: Lol, a Walken story without the Walken tag ... subby is nominated for the Headline Hall of Shame

Look at how stupid you are. Your comment is dumb and you should feel dumb.

/dumb
 
bungle_jr
2011-11-21 10:33:06 AM
RexTalionis: It's like Jay Mohr doesn't realize that his 10 minutes in the spotlight is ove.r

say what you will, he's still one of the better/funnier/more outgoing guests that my favorite radio morning show (bo & jim on lonestar 92.5 dallas) gets, and they have him on usually at least once every 4 months or so
 
Crewmannumber6
2011-11-21 10:36:36 AM
Frankenstein never scared me!
 
MFAWG
2011-11-21 10:39:59 AM
Needs more cowbell.

Does anybody really believe Robert Wagner killed her?
 
bungle_jr
2011-11-21 10:43:17 AM
MFAWG: Needs more cowbell.

Does anybody really believe Robert Wagner killed her?

i do not. i don't think he's that kind of guy at all. i believe it was either a drunken accident or alcohol-induced-depression suicide.

and as for my above comment about jay mohr, which i meant 100%, i had yet to rtfa when i made said comment and thought maybe it was jay who made the prank call using walken's voice. he is indeed the best walken impersonator i've heard
 
DrHST
2011-11-21 10:52:33 AM
Crewmannumber6: Frankenstein never scared me!

Marsupials do. Because they're fast.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 10:56:07 AM
When I was a kid and saw A View to a Kill with my parents I remember my mom saying, "Christopher Walken looks like he's having a little too much fun drowning all his henchmen". Took me a couple decades to figure out what she meant.
 
cryinoutloud
2011-11-21 11:01:01 AM
She was emotionally unfaithful to Robert Wagner with Walken and deserved to die. But it was the captain who said there was drinking and fighting on the boat that night, not Walken, who, like a smart guy, isn't saying a word publicly.

bungle_jr: i do not. i don't think he's that kind of guy at all.

That means like, farking nothing. People who go into rages where they might kill someone are often the sweetest people on earth. As long as you don't know them very well. If you don't believe that, I'll introduce you to my ex. Just don't piss him off.

/Not to mention that he could have accidentally knocked her overboard during a fight and just couldn't save her. Especially if they were both drunk.
 
Gunderson
2011-11-21 11:03:27 AM
Gilbert on Some twitts:

"Robert Wagner asked his wife Natalie Wood, "Do you want to shower on the boat?" Natalie Wood replied, "No, I'll just wash up on shore.""

"Knock knock. Who's there? Christopher Walken. Christopher Walken who? Christopher Walken away from the scene of the crime."

"Natalie Wood obviously didn't understand what Robert Wagner meant when he said, "Fondle the dinghy.""
 
bungle_jr
2011-11-21 11:05:48 AM
cryinoutloud: She was emotionally unfaithful to Robert Wagner with Walken and deserved to die. But it was the captain who said there was drinking and fighting on the boat that night, not Walken, who, like a smart guy, isn't saying a word publicly.

bungle_jr: i do not. i don't think he's that kind of guy at all.

That means like, farking nothing. People who go into rages where they might kill someone are often the sweetest people on earth. As long as you don't know them very well. If you don't believe that, I'll introduce you to my ex. Just don't piss him off.

/Not to mention that he could have accidentally knocked her overboard during a fight and just couldn't save her. Especially if they were both drunk.

you speak some truth. the biggest truth is that none of us were on that boat, so none of us knows what really happened on that fateful trip. saw the captain on the today show a few days ago...seems like a man who has little to lose or gain...maybe he speaks the truth? kudos to walken for not trying to gain the spotlight by speaking out either way on the matter!
 
Gunderson
2011-11-21 11:12:42 AM
cryinoutloud: She was emotionally unfaithful to Robert Wagner with Walken and deserved to die.



That's some litmus test you have for Capital Punishment.
 
JLEM
2011-11-21 11:18:28 AM
MFAWG: Does anybody really believe Robert Wagner killed her?

I believe the current investigation is into wether or not he obstructed the investigation by not reporting the crime in a timely fashion.
 
Pwnchubr
2011-11-21 11:22:25 AM
No mention of Kevin Pollock? He does a great Walken!
 
sprawl15
2011-11-21 11:22:42 AM
Gunderson: Gilbert on Some twitts:

"Robert Wagner asked his wife Natalie Wood, "Do you want to shower on the boat?" Natalie Wood replied, "No, I'll just wash up on shore.""

farking lol
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 11:25:06 AM
Pwnchubr: No mention of Kevin Pollock? He does a great Walken!

Walken credits Pollock with having the best Walken impression. So I think that's something I'd put on my resume if I were Kevin.

/Spacey is good too
//especially in the SNL sketch where he does the Star Wars screen test, since Walken was actually up for Han Solo
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 11:28:29 AM
Best Walken Impersonation (new window)

Love this guy, he does it almost perfectly. I would've fallen for it.
 
brigid_fitch [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 11:39:55 AM
cryinoutloud: She was emotionally unfaithful to Robert Wagner with Walken and deserved to die. But it was the captain who said there was drinking and fighting on the boat that night, not Walken, who, like a smart guy, isn't saying a word publicly.

bungle_jr: i do not. i don't think he's that kind of guy at all.

That means like, farking nothing. People who go into rages where they might kill someone are often the sweetest people on earth. As long as you don't know them very well. If you don't believe that, I'll introduce you to my ex. Just don't piss him off.

/Not to mention that he could have accidentally knocked her overboard during a fight and just couldn't save her. Especially if they were both drunk.

Seriously--didn't he threaten Walken w/a broken wine bottle at one point on that boat? What you see in interviews isn't necessarily the real person. Who knows--maybe Wagner has a temper. Even so, I don't believe he killed her. I still think she either slipped while getting into the dinghy or fell out of it because she was drunk.
 
ThisNameSux
2011-11-21 11:54:29 AM
Walken helped toss the body overboard after Wagner knocked her unconscious.
 
PYROY [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 12:03:11 PM
ThisNameSux: Walken helped toss the body overboard after Wagner knocked her unconscious.

Now just figure out the weapon and the room and you'll win.
 
good_2_go
2011-11-21 12:06:58 PM
Pwnchubr: No mention of Kevin Pollock? He does a great Walken!

Um...

Crewmannumber6: Frankenstein never scared me!

and...

DrHST: Crewmannumber6: Frankenstein never scared me!
Marsupials do. Because they're fast.
 
Mr_Fabulous
2011-11-21 12:11:28 PM
TravisBickle62: Lol, a Walken story without the Walken tag ... subby is nominated for the Headline Hall of Shame

News flash: no Walken tag... but you can post "Soviet Russia" without getting filter-pwned now.

Welcome to the 21st Century. Nobody cares if you saw a turtle.
 
HotIgneous Intruder
2011-11-21 12:36:12 PM
Oh, and that part of the story about how someone hear a woman yelling, "HELP ME, I'M DROWNING!" is total nonsense.

/You can't yell if you're drowning.
//You know, water in your throat and all.
 
IamKaiserSoze!!! [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 01:04:16 PM
 
velcrovagina
2011-11-21 01:18:25 PM
If she was sooooo scared of water, why would she be on a boat in the first place? People who are really scared of the sea and such will claw your damn eyes out before they get on a boat.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 01:35:17 PM
"Intuitive improvisation is the secret of genius."

Max Zorin,A View To A Kill.
 
bungle_jr
2011-11-21 01:45:40 PM
HotIgneous Intruder: Oh, and that part of the story about how someone hear a woman yelling, "HELP ME, I'M DROWNING!" is total nonsense.

/You can't yell if you're drowning.
//You know, water in your throat and all.

you know, a lot of times if people feel like they're drowning, they may, in fact, NOT be drowning but may just be having trouble trying to stay afloat, and may, in fact, yell out "help me, i'm drowning".
 
Anagrammer
2011-11-21 01:56:13 PM
Obligatory:
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scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 02:08:35 PM
bungle_jr: HotIgneous Intruder: Oh, and that part of the story about how someone hear a woman yelling, "HELP ME, I'M DROWNING!" is total nonsense.

/You can't yell if you're drowning.
//You know, water in your throat and all.

you know, a lot of times if people feel like they're drowning, they may, in fact, NOT be drowning but may just be having trouble trying to stay afloat, and may, in fact, yell out "help me, i'm drowning".

It's like whenever I hear someone say "Help me I'm choking!" at a restaurant. I call them a farking liar and keep right on eating.
 
Klitch
2011-11-21 02:16:58 PM
bungle_jr: RexTalionis: It's like Jay Mohr doesn't realize that his 10 minutes in the spotlight is ove.r

say what you will, he's still one of the better/funnier/more outgoing guests that my favorite radio morning show (bo & jim on lonestar 92.5 dallas) gets, and they have him on usually at least once every 4 months or so

you desperately need satellite radio if you're listening to Bo and Jim, just sayin.
 
bungle_jr
2011-11-21 02:20:10 PM
Klitch: bungle_jr: RexTalionis: It's like Jay Mohr doesn't realize that his 10 minutes in the spotlight is ove.r

say what you will, he's still one of the better/funnier/more outgoing guests that my favorite radio morning show (bo & jim on lonestar 92.5 dallas) gets, and they have him on usually at least once every 4 months or so

you desperately need satellite radio if you're listening to Bo and Jim, just sayin.

why? i like bo & jim, and i don't have any use for satellite radio
 
Wireless Joe
2011-11-21 02:20:49 PM
I'd like to talk to you for a moment... about... Skittles!

snltranscripts.jt.org
 
Happy Hours [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 02:41:41 PM
Diogenes: Remember the joke from back then? What's the only wood that doesn't float?

Ah, to be as easily amused as I was back then.

came here to say something like that.

well done.
 
stoli n coke
2011-11-21 03:00:55 PM
Well, Natalie shouldn't have mouthed off about Sicilians.
 
cryinoutloud
2011-11-21 04:03:26 PM
Gunderson: cryinoutloud: She was emotionally unfaithful to Robert Wagner with Walken and deserved to die.
That's some litmus test you have for Capital Punishment.

I just stole it from the Daily Mail or somewhere. I'm sure some people really believe that.
 
alacy52
2011-11-21 04:20:43 PM
I was listening when this "prank" took place. It was just Nigel (Stern's fake British alter ego) making a joke during one of the news segments during the Tony Kornheiser Show. While it was a pretty good impression, the AP writer who first reported it had to have been retarded to think it was real.
 
EyeballKid
2011-11-21 04:56:45 PM
Wireless Joe: I'd like to talk to you for a moment... about... Skittles!

[snltranscripts.jt.org image 160x120]

And after that skit, Jay Mohr was never entertaining again.
 
BKITU [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 05:24:51 PM
EyeballKid: Wireless Joe: I'd like to talk to you for a moment... about... Skittles!

[snltranscripts.jt.org image 160x120]

And after that skit, Jay Mohr was never entertaining again.

Unnecessary qualifiers removed.
 
fusillade762
2011-11-21 05:33:10 PM
Why did the img1.fark.net tag go away?
 
Crewmannumber6
2011-11-21 06:27:30 PM
BKITU: EyeballKid: Wireless Joe: I'd like to talk to you for a moment... about... Skittles!

[snltranscripts.jt.org image 160x120]

And after that skit, Jay Mohr was never entertaining again.

Unnecessary qualifiers removed.

I thought Action was good
 
What_Would_Jimi_Do
2011-11-22 12:28:30 AM
PYROY: ThisNameSux: Walken helped toss the body overboard after Wagner knocked her unconscious.

Now just figure out the weapon and the room and you'll win.

cowbell. on the poop deck
 
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