I started watching the DVD commentary with Arnold for Conan the Barbarian once.. not very coherent.

this is the comment I began to write after I watched the commentary of the great actor Arnold Schwartzenegger. The good thing is having lived in California, and knowing how to spell the actor Arnold Schwartzenegger's name, who is an actor in the movie Total Recall.

Watch this. I'm going to submit this.

Watch this. Watch.

/I submitted the comment.

And Gawker Media continues it's trend as the midpoint in the Reddit human centipede.

Alphax: I started watching the DVD commentary with Arnold for Conan the Barbarian once.. not very coherent.

I just remember one bit where Milius was talking about the man vs. civilisation theme or something similar, and Arnold basically just went "those are some pretty horsies".

tankjr: And Gawker Media continues it's trend as the midpoint in the Reddit human centipede.

Does that make Fark the ass?

What is going on in this thrEAARGHUAAGGNNN

mhd: Alphax: I started watching the DVD commentary with Arnold for Conan the Barbarian once.. not very coherent.

I just remember one bit where Milius was talking about the man vs. civilisation theme or something similar, and Arnold basically just went "those are some pretty horsies".

I recall a bit from the part where Conan has sex with a witch, who gives him some prophesies before she tries to eat him, and the commentary is like "Oh yah, I rememba her, she was beootiful!"

FuturePastNow: tankjr: And Gawker Media continues it's trend as the midpoint in the Reddit human centipede.

Does that make Fark the ass?

It makes it the one in front of Farkers, which really is all that matters to us.

I won't click on any "media" click-gen site links anymore. io9, gawker, cracked, ihc, etc. Even People/HuffPo. Screw them, and whoever supports them.
They are the biggest reason I keep ABP and NoScript on when I am Farking. I don't even allow their tag images to load.

I LOLed.

I work off Richter Street.

Just wanted to put that out there...

CONAN the Barbarian has one of the funniest cut scenes in cinema history!!!

Arnold is running up the rocks of the burial site being chased by wild dogs. One of the dogs actually caught up with Arnold and bite him as he jumped. He falls off the rocks in a comical way and you can hear him cursing in german as he goes down. It is freaking hilarious!!! German language is so ugly but listening to germans cuss always makes me laugh for some weird reason. When I hear germans curse in their language, to me their voices change to a more feminane(?) sound. I also find Bruce Lee and Jet Li's actual voices kind of funny because for such tough guys they have really high pitched-effeminate way of talking.


Arnold, "I sure did get laid a lot during this movie" part of the commentary on Conan the Barbarian. I love this movie and the commentary gets really weird....they recorded it something like 20 yrs. after making the film and apparently are drinking as they talk. Worth watching!!! The actor who played Subadi the archer talks like a california surger.

Alphax: I started watching the DVD commentary with Arnold for Conan the Barbarian once.. not very coherent.

It was awesome. (Image of arnold squinting into distance) "conan is a thinking man, he 's always thinking."

"We did this love scene so tastefully. You never even see her breasts.""We (valeria rolls over for full frontal)

Knight of the Woeful Countenance: this is the comment I began to write after I watched the commentary of the great actor Arnold Schwartzenegger. The good thing is having lived in California, and knowing how to spell the actor Arnold Schwartzenegger's name, who is an actor in the movie Total Recall.

Ummmmm really?


S-c-h-w-a-r-z-e-n-e-g-g-e-r

Need pics of the midget machine gun hooker chick.

Gawd, I love her

Um...why is Ah-nuld telling us stuff that we can already tell by watching the goddamn movie? It's like he's doing scene descriptions for the visually impaired.

Knight of the Woeful Countenance: this is the comment I began to write after I watched the commentary of the great actor Arnold Schwartzenegger. The good thing is having lived in California, and knowing how to spell the actor Arnold Schwartzenegger's name

Uh huh.

notsureifserious.jpg

So who's doing the Arnold impersonation?

I am Wee Todd Ed: German language is so ugly

Ich bin Gummi, du bist Klebstoff...

If I'd known that the commentary was like that, I would've added it to my collection years ago. As it is, I've seen the movie so many goddamned times that owning it is almost unneccessary.

The top two commentaries in my book are The Goonies (I swear, Sean Astin knew more about what was going on than Richard Donner) and Fight Club.

Zombie Eater: Fight Club.

Definitely great commentary. Though they could have gone a little further in trashing Leto for being such a b*tch.

bhcompy: I work off Richter Street.

Just wanted to put that out there...

See you at da pahty.

/approves

JLEM: So who's doing the Arnold impersonation?


Get do da joppa!

mhd: I just remember one bit where Milius was talking about the man vs. civilisation theme or something similar, and Arnold basically just went "those are some pretty horsies".


So very much this.

Milius is waxing poetic and bringing up Nietzsche, punctuated by Arnold saying exactly what he sees on screen.

Milius: "Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
Arnold: " Look, now I am on da horse."

mhd: Alphax: I started watching the DVD commentary with Arnold for Conan the Barbarian once.. not very coherent.

I just remember one bit where Milius was talking about the man vs. civilisation theme or something similar, and Arnold basically just went "those are some pretty horsies".

Okay, I actually laughed so hard I snorted. I need to listen to this.

You should have heard him in his super fantastic musical.

I am Wee Todd Ed: CONAN the Barbarian has one of the funniest cut scenes in cinema history!!!

Arnold is running up the rocks of the burial site being chased by wild dogs. One of the dogs actually caught up with Arnold and bite him as he jumped. He falls off the rocks in a comical way and you can hear him cursing in german as he goes down. It is freaking hilarious!!! German language is so ugly but listening to germans cuss always makes me laugh for some weird reason. When I hear germans curse in their language, to me their voices change to a more feminane(?) sound.


Dude. How can you post that without at least providing a link?!? :(

OK, here I am boinking da maid. Isn't dat great? OK, here, watch dis... I'm having an illegitimate kid. He looks just like me! Dat's brilliant! OK, wait, now watch dis. My wife is leaving me. No wait, dat's not da best part. Here it is. I left da governorship in shame. Wait wait. Watch dis. My career is going down in flames. Hahaha. Wow dat was great.

Toquinha: Um...why is Ah-nuld telling us stuff that we can already tell by watching the goddamn movie? It's like he's doing scene descriptions for the visually impaired.

Zombie Eater: The top two commentaries in my book are The Goonies (I swear, Sean Astin knew more about what was going on than Richard Donner) and Fight Club.

Even if you aren't a fan of Kevin Smith's films, the commentary track on "Mallrats", which really was his worst movie, is farking hilarious. It's seven guys getting drunk in a room and making fun of Ben Affleck for being fat and Shannon Doherty for being a biatch.

Another fun one is Harold Ramis's commentary for "Bedazzled". Again, mediocre movie, but he spends a good portion of the commentary either telling you how they did special effects shots or pointing out all the mistakes they left in the final copy.

Knight of the Woeful Countenance: this is the comment I began to write after I watched the commentary of the great actor Arnold Schwartzenegger. The good thing is having lived in California, and knowing how to spell the actor Arnold Schwartzenegger's name, who is an actor in the movie Total Recall.

Watch this. I'm going to submit this.

Watch this. Watch.

/I submitted the comment.

Any John Carpenter/Kurt Russell commentary is pure gold if you like those guys and their movies. They are always having a great time while mostly staying on topic about the behind the scenes stuff in the films.

I am Wee Todd Ed: The actor who played Subadi the archer talks like a california surfer.

Cuz the dude is Gerry Lopez: Link/

JLEM: So who's doing the Arnold impersonation?

See you at the party JLEM!

Alphax: mhd: Alphax: I started watching the DVD commentary with Arnold for Conan the Barbarian once.. not very coherent.

I just remember one bit where Milius was talking about the man vs. civilisation theme or something similar, and Arnold basically just went "those are some pretty horsies".

I recall a bit from the part where Conan has sex with a witch, who gives him some prophesies before she tries to eat him, and the commentary is like "Oh yah, I rememba her, she was beootiful!"

The Conan commentary was great, because they were getting smashed as the film went on. Ahnuld talking about sleeping with all of the women on the set was pretty hilarious.

This is who Californians elected governor.

HAHA, you think this is the real commentary?

It is.

Pandora's Litterbox: The commentary for the enjoyably cheeseball '80s flick "C.H.U.D." (with director Douglas Cheek, writer Shepard Abbott, stars John Heard, Daniel Stern and Christopher Curry is like the best Fark thread ever in aural form. Stern especially is just laugh-until-you-leak hilarious.

The commentary for "Cannibal! The Musical" is pretty damn great as well.

They (Trey and Matt) quit doing the "drunken directors commentary" after Orgazmo... such a shame :(