FTA: "The facility would alos include an on-site counselling service for prostitutes. "

For prostitutes ttthat havv been drinking to much vodak?

Why is, there a, comma between, "drive-in" and, "sex stalls"?

/comma

Cholate sex stalls?

zurich resident here. this has been in discussion here for some time.

basically, what the case was up till now (if you pull up zurich on gmaps and follow along) all along the river Limmat from just above limmatplatz for about 700yrds during the summer is just hookers hookers hookers. like so many migratory birds, during the summer the hungarians romanians and bulgarians come over to work for 90days and then go back. its like the eastern european equivlant of going to work in a fishery in alaska for the summer. the limmat is where they stand for the johns to pick them up in cars. if you go up Langstrasse from limmatplatz, there are another further large number who serve pedestrians. (yes we have an enormous red light here in zurich)

there are so many every year that the neighborhoods surrounding the limmat are just jam packed with parked johns parking their cars and getting their thang on. the bushes get littered with used condoms and the unsightlyness of all the hos standing around, and the men who come to gawk and drink and stuff...it all is just annoying as hell to the residents of the neighborhoods.

so theyre proposing to move it another mile out of town and sort of "fence it in" with these boxes and control it a little better. not such an impact on the neighborhoods, not as much trash, an easier area to police, etc.

frankly seems like a good idea to me.

Father_Jack: zurich resident here. this has been in discussion here for some time.

basically, what the case was up till now (if you pull up zurich on gmaps and follow along) all along the river Limmat from just above limmatplatz for about 700yrds during the summer is just hookers hookers hookers....


/booking flight to Zurich

Bonn did it better, when they introduced the Prostitution Meter (new window), where one may buy a nightly permit for sex work.

What tourist WOULDN'T want to pay 6 euro for a "prostitution permit" to scrapbook?

Why would this be a problem?

Are the cars idling? Do the customers rev the engines as they get rev'ed up themselves?
No.

So stop judging them - what goes on between a man and his penis, while he's sitting in a car oogling scantily clad women is nobody's business!

/But parking on the beach in a car with tinted windows would probably be cheaper.

Most parties voted in favour of the loan, but the project met with resistance from the Swiss People's Party (SVP), the Evangelical People's Party (EVP) and the Swiss Democrats (SD).

So Switzerland is infected with those god-bothering busy-bodies, too?

"Welcome to Come 'n Go. Can I take your order?"

I'm guessing STDs

I swear I read this in Maxim a decade ago.

HaywoodJablonski: I'm guessing STDs

much less of an issue here than in the US since theyre registered and obliged to have regular checks and stuff.

Day_Old_Dutchie: Most parties voted in favour of the loan, but the project met with resistance from the Swiss People's Party (SVP), the Evangelical People's Party (EVP) and the Swiss Democrats (SD).

So Switzerland is infected with those god-bothering busy-bodies, too?

theyre not quite as bad. the swiss dont have the god delusion as bad as the US does.

BarbadoSlim: Father_Jack: zurich resident here. this has been in discussion here for some time.

basically, what the case was up till now (if you pull up zurich on gmaps and follow along) all along the river Limmat from just above limmatplatz for about 700yrds during the summer is just hookers hookers hookers....


/booking flight to Zurich

most of them are hot and around 20yrs old too. ho watchin' is a common past time here in the summer. :)

middleoftheday: Thank you Father for explaining Swiss whores to us.

theyre not swiss tho.

Day_Old_Dutchie: Most parties voted in favour of the loan, but the project met with resistance from the Swiss People's Party (SVP), the Evangelical People's Party (EVP) and the Swiss Democrats (SD).

So Switzerland is infected with those god-bothering busy-bodies, too?

Seems like the commies and dems have an issue with it too.

I'm going to bed now, but when I wake up tomorrow I expect a full thread of hot Swiss chicks. I know this thread is fresh, but so far I am disappoint.

I just knew there was a reason for all the holes in their cheese!

"The so-called "performance stalls"..." Somebody needs to fire their PR firm.

Oh, and to get the ball rolling:

BroVinny: Why is, there a, comma between, "drive-in" and, "sex stalls"?

/comma

Dunno, but I CAN tell you William Shatners fark handle.

BroVinny: Why is, there a, comma between, "drive-in" and, "sex stalls"?

/comma

This, indicates a, paws showing, the, point at witch subby

way south: BroVinny: Why is, there a, comma between, "drive-in" and, "sex stalls"?

/comma

Dunno, but I CAN tell you William Shatners fark handle.

I lolled.

/Also you forgot about that one comma that you push up high. Something about possession; idk.

Oznog: Bonn did it better, when they introduced the Prostitution Meter (new window), where one may buy a nightly permit for sex work.

What tourist WOULDN'T want to pay 6 euro for a "prostitution permit" to scrapbook?

The name on the meter is "Siemans".

/ yes I know who they are/

Chocolate was the Mayans/Aztecs

The Army knife was well, some army somewhere. The Swiss Army company had the utility knife.

Nice try though.

jaybeezey: Day_Old_Dutchie: Most parties voted in favour of the loan, but the project met with resistance from the Swiss People's Party (SVP), the Evangelical People's Party (EVP) and the Swiss Democrats (SD).

So Switzerland is infected with those god-bothering busy-bodies, too?

Seems like the commies and dems have an issue with it too.

lol

the svp is NOT the commies. theyre more like the bachmann palin populist right. dislike them furrigners and stuff like that.

The Reno version?

Father_Jack: so theyre proposing to move it another mile out of town and sort of "fence it in" with these boxes and control it a little better. not such an impact on the neighborhoods, not as much trash, an easier area to police, etc.

frankly seems like a good idea to me.

What a sane, obvious, and common-sense solution to the problem. That's how I can tell you're from Europe. That would never fly over here.

The American approach which would be to sanctimoniously arrest the hookers, confiscate the john's cars, and put everybody's mug shots on the internet.

kicksmile: Chocolate was the Mayans/Aztecs

The Army knife was well, some army somewhere. The Swiss Army company had the utility knife.

Nice try though.

Are you a wet, blanket at every party?

And yet, much of Europe cannot build a restroom worth a damme?

clyph: Father_Jack: so theyre proposing to move it another mile out of town and sort of "fence it in" with these boxes and control it a little better. not such an impact on the neighborhoods, not as much trash, an easier area to police, etc.

frankly seems like a good idea to me.

What a sane, obvious, and common-sense solution to the problem. That's how I can tell you're from Europe. That would never fly over here.

The American approach which would be to sanctimoniously arrest the hookers, confiscate the john's cars, and put everybody's mug shots on the internet.

im actually from southern california. but i live here now and hope to stay the hell away from the US except for familiy visits and shopping trips and suchlike. :)

I hope they get the go-ahead for this. There's nothing I hate more than having to get out of my car for sex.

They should combine all three.

"Hi, I'd like some Toblerone, one of those knives with the little tweezers and toothpick in it, and a handjob, please."

I don't know what the big deal is. I've been stall on sex since I got married

Another Swiss here, but I aint gonna post pictures of hot swiss chicks. You have to come here yourself guys (tourism is a major industry here, so...)

The idea of sex stalls is not new in any way and is used in Germany and Netherlands already with mixed results. But anything is better than people copulating in back alleys and used condoms and feces in the bushes.

If you plan to come to Switzerland to get your freak on, please do consider one of the licensed brothels, they do cost more, but the quality of service is also that much better. And also, there is already a huge billboard advertising one at the airport, so dont worry about having to look for it.

Just popped in to say that the Netherlands (Amsterdam) has had these for quite a while in the red light district.

/Old News.

Father_Jack: like so many migratory birds, during the summer the hungarians romanians and bulgarians come over to work for 90days and then go back. its like the eastern european equivlant of going to work in a fishery in alaska for the summer.

Coming to Discovery: "Switzerland's deadliest Sexiest catch"

flowdawg: Another Swiss here, but I aint gonna post pictures of hot swiss chicks. You have to come here yourself guys (tourism is a major industry here, so...)

The idea of sex stalls is not new in any way and is used in Germany and Netherlands already with mixed results. But anything is better than people copulating in back alleys and used condoms and feces in the bushes.

If you plan to come to Switzerland to get your freak on, please do consider one of the licensed brothels, they do cost more, but the quality of service is also that much better. And also, there is already a huge billboard advertising one at the airport, so dont worry about having to look for it.

yeah but there are not any hot chicks in olten where you are right?

Basel resident here - no streetwalkers - just warm, cozy brothels. Something must be working...

/a friend told me

"yeah but there are not any hot chicks in olten where you are right?"

Sweet jesus there are hot ones in Basel

/same friend told me that too

flowdawg: Another Swiss here, . . .

But anything is better than people copulating in back alleys and used condoms and feces in the bushes.


Feces? Is this something else we Americans are doing wrong? I used to have to visit a warehouse in a rundown part of town. The parking lot we used by prostitutes in the evenings. There were always a lot of used condoms and booze bottles but I never saw feces. Is this another part of the prostitution experience we're doing wrong? Inquiring minds . . .

tankjr: I swear I read this in Maxim a decade ago.

such is done in many countries

OK, in the interest of international cultural relations, I would like to make an inquiry about the prostitutes in Swiss-chocolate-land. See, here in America, if the working girl is very beautiful, she makes a huge amount of cash and works for an agency of some type that only serves the richest of the rich. The other girls, well.... think meth-addict. Add in the fact that most Americans are overweight, while most Europeans are fit...

What does the average Swiss-Miss whore look like? Pics would be helpful. In the interest of international cultural enlightenment, of course.

The Swiss seem to have cornered the market on common sense solutions.

My other favourite Swiss program is that people pay for garbage removal by weight. The less trash you create the less you pay. Your trash bin has a personalized chip in it and a locking top. The truck weighs your bin, and unlocks it with a master key.

Feene_Bada_Beene: Basel resident here

I blame Switzerland being relatively small and not many Swiss being on Fark, but we should really try to get a Swiss Fark Party going sometime...

/EIP, if people want to contact me off-Fark for coordination

Day_Old_Dutchie: Most parties voted in favour of the loan, but the project met with resistance from the Swiss People's Party (SVP), the Evangelical People's Party (EVP) and the Swiss Democrats (SD).

So Switzerland is infected with those god-bothering busy-bodies, too?

You bet. Most of Europe is, but they've had so many religious wars they pretty much ignore them now.

Another good Swiss program: speeding fines are relative to your income. This was in response to rich people flouting the law. Now, the more you make the more you can be fined for breaking rules of the road.

Feh, on the Swiss. I don't patronize Nazi collaborators.