She's still chubby and skanky looking. I won't lie, I'd still hit it like a student driver.

/ whole lotta fix-a-flat

Her body fat is probably 25% or higher. Considering she has her own personal trainer, almost unlimited funds, probably her own chef, and claims to work hard... that's not spectacular.

She looked better before the crotchfruit.

Has anyone seen her speculum?

I would hit that until my prostate melted down

She looks like a normal 29-year-old woman.

Inigo.jpg

okay, I'd do her...but saying that, I prefered this link:

Britney catapulted in port-a-potty
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Is this the AMAs suck thread?

I'm left wondering how many of these sharp knee comments are coming from people that think that the current LiLo is still hittable.

The real tragedy here is her long time love is 39! Why, that's ten years older! Isn't that creepy or something?

dahmers love zombie: Of course, Mrs. Love Zombie is fairly close to that picture, and she's 47 and has also had two kids. And she has bigger boobies.

Denial is a wonderful thing once you hit middle age, eh? Let me guess: you're in better shape than in your twenties too, eh? Of course, that's why the Olympics are FILLED with 47 year olds. Ah, dementia.

She looks pretty good compared to what she has looked like at her worst.

/she's a lot better looking than other chicks from Bumfark, LA at that too

Quantum Apostrophe: The real tragedy here is her long time love is 39! Why, that's ten years older! Isn't that creepy or something?

39/2+7..... survey says.... no.

/Do I have to do everything around here?

No she doesn't.

Mugato: Quantum Apostrophe: The real tragedy here is her long time love is 39! Why, that's ten years older! Isn't that creepy or something?

No.

But I've been told many times by farkers that older men going for younger women are immature and creepy. Oh what to think.

Looking better than she has in a long time, but those are not "lean" legs by any stretch of the imagination.

Balchinian: Looking better than she has in a long time, but those are not "lean" legs by any stretch of the imagination.

Thick legs are best used wrapped around the face

She sitll looks like she smells of Cheetos, Marlboro's and Valtrex.

Balchinian: Looking better than she has in a long time, but those are not "lean" legs by any stretch of the imagination.

There's little fat there, it's alll muscle. That's the definition of "lean". Perhaps you are thinking of "lithe". Well, the article writer too.

Quantum Apostrophe: Balchinian: Looking better than she has in a long time, but those are not "lean" legs by any stretch of the imagination.

There's little fat there, it's alll muscle. That's the definition of "lean". Perhaps you are thinking of "lithe". Well, the article writer too.

I know what lean means, Mr. Webster. Those thighs are not lean. They aren't flabby, but they are certainly not lean either. And I would not presume to guess what the article writer was thinking, but if it was me I would have been thinking "Dear God, please let me finish this article without catching a disease or puking on my work station".

Do. Not. Want.

"lean legs?" not even when she was 18.

FTFA: How does the princess of pop stay in such great shape?
VIDEO: Britney Spears gets catapulted inside a port-a-potty!

Now there's a celebrity workout that's NEVER going to catch on.

By the end of her tour, she's going to look great again.

Good, you say?

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She still doesn't know how to suck a dick, and that makes her almost worthless to me.

/almost

Hey Subby,

Is she hiding behind the chubby girl?