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(Hartford Courant) Obvious Let's be frank: No matter how much you relish the idea, If you run a hot dog cart it's just not kosher to stab customers   (courant.com) divider line 43
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Coelacanth
2011-11-20 01:08:56 PM
Got me one of these for my birthday so I do have to worry about stabby hot dog cart jockeys anymore Link (new window)
 
Krymson Tyde [TotalFark]
2011-11-20 01:17:47 PM
Subby should have went with wieners tag.
 
Dallymo [TotalFark]
2011-11-20 01:47:48 PM
Or to skewer them.
 
Jamdug! [TotalFark]
2011-11-20 02:36:57 PM
We did this in the ketchup thread yesterday.
 
EscapeMN
2011-11-20 03:12:25 PM
He should be mustard out for that.
 
edmo [TotalFark]
2011-11-20 03:12:47 PM
I'll be Frank, you be Hot Lips this time.
 
here to help
2011-11-20 03:14:53 PM
Sweet relish is disgusting.
 
special20 [TotalFark]
2011-11-20 03:21:18 PM
That guy was a wiener.
 
Somaticasual
2011-11-20 03:22:09 PM
This pizza parlor's no pushover!
 
Chinchillazilla [TotalFark]
2011-11-20 03:23:18 PM
The law will ketchup to you.
 
D-O-single_G
2011-11-20 03:23:36 PM
here to help: Sweet relish is disgusting.

It's great on a beef hot dog with onions and mustard.
 
skink [TotalFark]
2011-11-20 03:23:44 PM
Krymson Tyde: Subby should have went with wieners tag.

This!
 
here to help
2011-11-20 03:26:03 PM
D-O-single_G: here to help: Sweet relish is disgusting.

It's great on a beef hot dog with onions and mustard.

Nope. Your tastebuds must be defective.
 
almandot
2011-11-20 03:26:50 PM
Coelacanth: Got me one of these for my birthday so I do have to worry about stabby hot dog cart jockeys anymore Link (new window)

what the
 
Quantum Apostrophe
2011-11-20 03:27:08 PM
Ah, I see subby went for a bun mot.
 
ButterMule
2011-11-20 03:38:16 PM
No one else laughed at "State police and a state police dog team assisted in the investigation."?
 
luktti
2011-11-20 03:38:31 PM
So what? She makes her own and wants to know whats in them.
 
elguerodiablo
2011-11-20 03:43:44 PM
I think the world would be a better place if people that are assholes were stabbed occasionally.
 
zinny
2011-11-20 03:52:30 PM
ButterMule 2011-11-20 03:38:16 PM

No one else laughed at "State police and a state police dog team assisted in the investigation."?

I did.
 
friendscallmelenny
2011-11-20 03:54:27 PM
Ignatius ?
 
GreaseMonkey
2011-11-20 03:55:07 PM
No "weeners" tag?

For shame subby.
 
fireclown
2011-11-20 04:00:52 PM
Weird. I just got done watching Sleepers.
 
Hector Remarkable
2011-11-20 04:20:23 PM
That reminds me - I have a package of Nathan's Bigger than the Buns in the frig. Oh yeah.
 
Trance750 [TotalFark]
2011-11-20 04:27:27 PM
I know a weenie man;
he runs a weenie stand
he sells everything from hot dogs on down

One day I will end his life
I will stab him with a a knife
Oh how I hate that weenie man
 
lenfromak
2011-11-20 04:38:46 PM
So she had to answer to a higher authority.
 
Shyla
2011-11-20 04:58:50 PM
Pro-tip: Ask your hot-dog cart vendor if he puts bleach in the hotdog water.
 
Englebert Slaptyback
2011-11-20 05:01:20 PM
I guess someone's buns are in...

*puts on sunglasses*

hot water.

YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
 
treesloth
2011-11-20 05:08:25 PM
"Now you'll answer to a higher authority too, biatch!"
 
Hassan Ben Sobr
2011-11-20 05:14:17 PM
www.norwichbulletin.com

Plumps when ya book'em.
 
buckeyebrain
2011-11-20 05:17:46 PM
Did the customer ask for ketchup on his hot dog? If so, he deserved it.
 
Paris1127 [TotalFark]
2011-11-20 05:33:47 PM
here to help: Sweet relish is disgusting delicious.

FTFY

Hassan Ben Sobr: [www.norwichbulletin.com image 300x226]

Plumps when ya book'em.

*golf clap*
 
here to help
2011-11-20 05:36:36 PM
Paris1127: here to help: Sweet relish is disgusting delicious.

FTFY

You probably like Miracle Whip too. FREAK!
 
Paris1127 [TotalFark]
2011-11-20 05:40:52 PM
here to help: Paris1127: here to help: Sweet relish is disgusting delicious.

FTFY

You probably like Miracle Whip too. FREAK!

I like neither Miracle Whip nor mayonnaise...
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-11-20 05:47:14 PM
luktti: So what? She makes her own and wants to know whats in them.

If they're kosher, they need to be killed a different way, I believe.
 
here to help
2011-11-20 06:01:21 PM
Paris1127: I like neither Miracle Whip nor mayonnaise...

That isn't an option.
 
Bondith
2011-11-20 06:25:23 PM
"And that's cuttin' me yer own throat."
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2011-11-20 06:51:45 PM
 
Rufus Lee King
2011-11-20 07:12:56 PM
friendscallmelenny: Ignatius ?

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fireclown
2011-11-20 07:45:44 PM
Rufus Lee King: friendscallmelenny: Ignatius ?

Is that the statue on Canal Street? It's weird, but from that angle he looks like astronomer Neil Lagrasse.
 
Ghastly [TotalFark]
2011-11-20 08:13:24 PM
I'm worried that guy's actions are going to paint all hot dog vendors as homicidal maniacs when it's quite obvious that this was an isolated incident committed by a person of borderline intelligence. Why mustards always ruin things for good, decent folk?
 
Benjimin_Dover
2011-11-20 08:30:24 PM
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Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-11-20 10:11:56 PM
Ghastly: I'm worried that guy's actions are going to paint all hot dog vendors as homicidal maniacs when it's quite obvious that this was an isolated incident committed by a person of borderline intelligence. Why mustards always ruin things for good, decent folk?

Dude, you're on a Kaiser roll today!
 
Harv72b [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 01:04:17 AM
Ghastly: I'm worried that guy's actions are going to paint all hot dog vendors as homicidal maniacs when it's quite obvious that this was an isolated incident committed by a person of borderline intelligence. Why mustards always ruin things for good, decent folk?

Was going to say, I"m a regular patron of hot dog carts, and I've never sausage a thing. You just can't link all these vendors together--most are good, a few might be bad, but this one was clearly the wurst.

/Probably a brat growing up, too.
 
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