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2011-11-20 01:15:47 PM
Somebody's getting fired.
 
2011-11-20 01:19:33 PM
Longest perhaps, but like everything else from that site, seriously lacking in humor.
 
2011-11-20 02:20:55 PM
Tallest midget and sexiest 'liter to follow.
 
2011-11-20 02:37:29 PM
Guess it was then .. Its not now.
 
2011-11-20 02:55:58 PM
Prev Page 1 of 1 Next
 
2011-11-20 03:13:09 PM
Krymson Tyde: Somebody's getting fired.

this
 
2011-11-20 03:15:24 PM
EnviroDude: Krymson Tyde: Somebody's getting fired.

this


clicked on link. the person writing the article and putting it on one page has been sacked and replaced with the person that makes all cracked articles 2 pages
 
2011-11-20 03:35:20 PM
Mods: This link has been up for several hours now and, as of 330p EST, there's only 89 clicks. That tell you something?
 
2011-11-20 04:54:50 PM
Speaker2Animals: Mods: This link has been up for several hours now and, as of 330p EST, there's only 89 clicks. That tell you something?

That the mods don't greenlight headlines?
 
2011-11-20 05:02:45 PM
it's two pages now.
 
2011-11-20 05:03:02 PM
huh?
 
2011-11-20 05:03:07 PM
It has two pages!
I put on my Sunday pants for nothing.
 
2011-11-20 05:04:02 PM
Slesfo: it's two pages now.

Tee hee. Nice.
 
2011-11-20 05:04:15 PM
Dumb remarks about stock photos. Wow. I hope nobody gets paid to write this.
 
2011-11-20 05:04:17 PM
Those last pictures are making me HUNGRY!
 
2011-11-20 05:06:03 PM
We've got that B-roll! (new window)


...because any excuse to post this
 
2011-11-20 05:06:31 PM
Prev Page 1 of 2 Next
 
2011-11-20 05:06:53 PM
Stubby lied to me.
 
2011-11-20 05:07:21 PM
12349876: Those last pictures are making me HUNGRY!

I have a modest proposal...
 
2011-11-20 05:08:48 PM
Subby got trolled
 
2011-11-20 05:11:41 PM
Free bed? I'm guessing the author's Canadian :)
 
2011-11-20 05:13:34 PM
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: We've got that B-roll! (new window)


...because any excuse to post this


Ok, 2 things, #1, that was an amusing video, #2, love the Futurama reference for a name, heh heh
 
2011-11-20 05:13:35 PM
I laughed.

(full disclosure: romulan X sour diesel)
 
2011-11-20 05:14:03 PM
Speaker2Animals: Longest perhaps, but like everything else from that site, seriously lacking in humor.

Some of them are funny, but rarely if ever the ones linked to FARK. I assume that's because the mods can get more ad views out of trolling us than sharing things that are actually entertaining.
 
2011-11-20 05:14:37 PM
cdn-www.cracked.com
 
2011-11-20 05:15:38 PM
MrEricSir: Dumb remarks about stock photos. Wow. I hope nobody gets paid to write this.

Cracked.com is a Demand Media property. Demand Media is one of the worst "content farms" on the web. They take anybody to churn out tons and tons of crap content, pay them next to nothing, then generate page views through very aggressive Search Engine Optimization and through "social marketing", like a link on Fark or Digg.

The more you know!
 
2011-11-20 05:18:40 PM
Trust me, these babies are going to be delicious ...

img.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-20 05:18:45 PM
Tarl3k: love the Futurama reference for a name, heh heh

If you stimulate me, I'll make you crap so hard you'll be lucky if you have any bones left.
 
2011-11-20 05:21:25 PM
nosehat: MrEricSir: Dumb remarks about stock photos. Wow. I hope nobody gets paid to write this.

Cracked.com is a Demand Media property. Demand Media is one of the worst "content farms" on the web. They take anybody to churn out tons and tons of crap content, pay them next to nothing, then generate page views through very aggressive Search Engine Optimization and through "social marketing", like a link on Fark or Digg.

The more you know!


I guess it's continuing the legacy, in a way. In ink and paper, they always played second fiddle to Mad Magazine.
 
2011-11-20 05:23:45 PM
Two pages, subby.
 
2011-11-20 05:26:04 PM
Amusing? Not really.
 
2011-11-20 05:26:33 PM
i need some stock pics of bulging bellies. or maybe i don't. i can't decide.
 
2011-11-20 05:27:46 PM
At first, subby:

images.renziebaluyut.multiply.com

BEHOLD!

Then subby:

4.bp.blogspot.com
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuu
 
2011-11-20 05:29:48 PM
I AM DISAPPOINT
 
2011-11-20 05:29:56 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2011-11-20 05:31:46 PM
Jim_Callahan: Speaker2Animals: Longest perhaps, but like everything else from that site, seriously lacking in humor.

Some of them are funny, but rarely if ever the ones linked to FARK. I assume that's because the mods can get more ad views out of trolling us than sharing things that are actually entertaining.


This. In spades.
 
2011-11-20 05:37:15 PM
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Tarl3k: love the Futurama reference for a name, heh heh

If you stimulate me, I'll make you crap so hard you'll be lucky if you have any bones left.


Who says you can't shiat, piss, and ejaculate at the same time?

images.inmagine.com
 
2011-11-20 05:37:28 PM
i.crackedcdn.com

Hurray! Stock photo thread!!!
 
2011-11-20 05:39:22 PM
How can you do an article like that without 'Women Laughing Alone With Salad'? Link
 
2011-11-20 05:41:49 PM
I dunno. "I'm pouring the fark out of this milk" made me laugh.
 
2011-11-20 05:42:27 PM
oldtaku: How can you do an article like that without 'Women Laughing Alone With Salad'? Link

Nice catch. You could also include "Jake Gyllenhaal Laughing at His Food" as a subcategory.

30.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-11-20 05:43:34 PM
oldtaku: How can you do an article like that without 'Women Laughing Alone With Salad'? Link

This! I'm also a big fan of the hacker stock art.
 
2011-11-20 05:49:27 PM
MrEricSir: Dumb remarks about stock photos. Wow. I hope nobody gets paid to write this.

The headline promised explanations. WTF?
 
2011-11-20 05:52:43 PM
Hey, buddy. Got the time?
generic.pixmac.com
 
2011-11-20 06:00:04 PM
Obligatory (new window)
 
2011-11-20 06:01:24 PM
I pour the fark out of my milk every goddamn day.

I never almost eat pizza though.
 
2011-11-20 06:01:26 PM
Someone please help me out.

I don't understand why it would matter or be even noteworthy IF the entire article were on one long page.

Is that enough for this to been greenlit?

And if so, now that it has apparently been broken down into two pages, why was this still green?

/confused
 
2011-11-20 06:01:47 PM
Cracked (the site, not the magazine) bothers me exactly zero.

In fact, I like it.
 
2011-11-20 06:09:33 PM
Grables'Daughter: Someone please help me out.

I don't understand why it would matter or be even noteworthy IF the entire article were on one long page.

Is that enough for this to been greenlit?

And if so, now that it has apparently been broken down into two pages, why was this still green?

/confused



4/10 Grable. You'll snag SOME noobs I'm sure.
 
2011-11-20 06:10:15 PM
Colin O'Scopy: Grables'Daughter: Someone please help me out.

I don't understand why it would matter or be even noteworthy IF the entire article were on one long page.

Is that enough for this to been greenlit?

And if so, now that it has apparently been broken down into two pages, why was this still green?

/confused


4/10 Grable. You'll snag SOME noobs I'm sure.


Riiiiiight.

Except that I was being totally serious.
 
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