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haha that's cool because I am into zombies because they can be a metaphor for what you want AND you can totally chill with your friends while talking about zombie apocalypse survival plans.

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Wreck that i would.

Biatch can't keep a man to save her life.

Wait, she didn't wear designer clothes and style her hair to get yogurt? I always do that. I'm painting my toenails and wearing my Chanel and Choos before I walk outside to get my newspaper.

But the frogurt toppings contains potassium benzoate. That's bad.

Wow, Carson Daly gets luckier by the day.

Looks heartbroken? Looks hungover to me.

Love the expression on the dude's face...




Yea, back away from the fatty...especially when there isn't eight Hollywood makeup people to make her look doable.

/cringe

JasonOfOrillia 2011-11-20 08:48:32 AM
But the frogurt toppings contains potassium benzoate. That's bad.

But the potassium benzoate is locally synthesized. That's good.

machodonkeywrestler: JasonOfOrillia 2011-11-20 08:48:32 AM
But the frogurt toppings contains potassium benzoate. That's bad.

But the potassium benzoate is locally synthesized. That's good.

Can I leave now?

Jennifer...call me.

I get the feeling she's one of those girls who's against oral sex.

Feeling low: On Friday the actress was seen looking tired and miserable in stark contrast to her glamorous appearance at the Breaking Dawn premiere

It always amazes me that people can bring themselves to write things like this day in and day out and not kill themselves. Even more astounding is that people who write this stuff aren't being held hostage.

She has got to be a complete psycho or totally frigid. Guys run away from her even faster than Jennifer Aniston.

/ Willing to take the risk as long as she's in a skinny phase.

REO-Weedwagon: I get the feeling she's one of those girls who's against oral sex.

Just deep fry your dick in corn batter and call it a corn dog. You'll get the head.

Reason #519 that I'm happy not being famous: I can go out looking as scruffy as I damn well please without anybody publishing a photo essay about it.

I like the "Get the Look" feature for the somewhat haggard-looking Jennifer.

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Feeling low: On Friday the actress was seen looking tired and miserable in stark contrast to her glamorous appearance at the Breaking Dawn premiere

It always amazes me that people can bring themselves to write things like this day in and day out and not kill themselves. Even more astounding is that people who write this stuff aren't being held hostage.

They are being held hostage by a captive audience willing to pay to take perverse pleasure in the pain of others. Lots of girls I know are obsessed with this stuff and they say that it's like a tradeoff for making millions which I can kind of see when you're like Lindsey Lohan and like a public mess and walking around on drugs, but even that's still mean. Then again I clicked this so there ya go.

Beerguy: www.cutejenniferlovehewitt.com

Hey look, she's doing the Dreamworks Face.

They are using this as a bad picture of her. I'm thinking she looks pretty hot.

That beautiful hair should never be tied up in a bun. It should be tied around my waist.

I want to see her pee pee.

zez: They are using this as a bad picture of her. I'm thinking she looks pretty hot.

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They're also failing because they have automagical coding to their stupid shopping tie-in bullshiat.



So, I suppose you can be the "hot" one or the "zombie".

Holy cow! She is my kind of woman. When done up, throw that smile at me and I melt....

Truly a monster.

Alas, poor Yogurt! I knew him, Horatio: a dessert
of infinite sweetness, of most excellent flavor: I hath
borne it on my thighs and hips a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is!

When is the girl going to realize she's driven one man away after another and there's a pattern somewhere?

She looks fine. Hollywood reporting is vapid and repetitive.

Sorry tabloids, JLH can do no wrong in my book, her and Alyson Hannigan, but alas she's off the market.

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Love the expression on the dude's face...

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Yea, back away from the fatty...especially when there isn't eight Hollywood makeup people to make her look doable.

/cringe

Spoken like someone who's never done a woman thinner than she is.

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Alas, poor Yogurt! I knew him, Horatio: a dessert
of infinite sweetness, of most excellent flavor: I hath
borne it on my thighs and hips a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is!

Phil Moskowitz: I want to see her pee pee.

I don't think she has one of those, dude.

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Feeling low: On Friday the actress was seen looking tired and miserable in stark contrast to her glamorous appearance at the Breaking Dawn premiere

It always amazes me that people can bring themselves to write things like this day in and day out and not kill themselves. Even more astounding is that people who write this stuff aren't being held hostage.

I suspect that if the basic constitutional rights of paparrazi were suddenly revoked, few people would bat an eye. I wouldn't. They're down there with pundits as the most useless people on earth.

In my mind, JLH will always look like she does in the various animated GIFs on this page. (new window NSFW) She's still an attractive woman, but Chronos is cruel, and demands his toll. The white hot JLH of the 90's through the mid 2000's is gone forever. In Brave New World, Aldous Huxley predicted drugs that would allow us to age little until we would just suddenly drop dead in our mid sixties or so. Sounds like a fair bargain to me, how about it science?

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Love the expression on the dude's face...

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Yea, back away from the fatty...especially when there isn't eight Hollywood makeup people to make her look doable.

/cringe

Why don't you post some pics of your beautiful conquests? Oh you've never actually been with a real woman before? You just play internet modelling agency from your room?

zez: They are using this as a bad picture of her. I'm thinking she looks pretty hot.

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I would very much like the chance to wake up in bed next to that. If that's what her morning face looks like, sign me up.

/Don't tell my wife.

inspired by the thread

A sweat treat? I'll give her a sweat treat.

Ball sweat.