niiiiiiiiiice.

In this day and age I was expecting b). Nice to see someone act contrary to expectations once in a while.

Now THAT is a decent human being.

Tired meme is tired.

/wait, so is that one

You Cant Explain That: The boss sounds like a typical Republican.

Trolling hard.

You Cant Explain That: The boss sounds like a typical Republican.

There are some wonderful people in the world :-)

// you are not one of them

Slartibartfaster: You Cant Explain That: The boss sounds like a typical Republican.

There are some wonderful people in the world :-)

// you are not one of them

He was just saying what we are all thinking.

I love when people whine about making things political.

I'd prefer to dot subby's eye for the bullshiat dustiness.

She needs a bootstrap class!

Held it together until that last bit about the kids and the toys. Damn.

Someone who clearly understands the concept of karma and compassion.

What about the bed bugs, man? Won't someone think of the poor bed bugs?! What HAPPENED to them?!?!

This is just advertisement for Ship-Right. I would be ashame of this! That president man is taking payments from ass of receptionist nightly. And making buck for looking good on front.

Ted Haggard's Poop-Stained Replicock: This is just advertisement for Ship-Right. I would be ashame of this! That president man is taking payments from ass of receptionist nightly. And making buck for looking good on front.


So... everybody wins?

JasonOfOrillia: In this day and age I was expecting b). Nice to see someone act contrary to expectations once in a while.

Always bet on C).

You Cant Explain That: The boss sounds like a typical Republican.

Actually, yes.
Instead of looking to government services (and everyone else's money) to help her, he does it himself. And, being a selfish Rethuglican, he wants to save company money by keeping a productive employee and not having to go through the expense and hassle of hiring someone new.

Amos Quito: Ted Haggard's Poop-Stained Replicock: This is just advertisement for Ship-Right. I would be ashame of this! That president man is taking payments from ass of receptionist nightly. And making buck for looking good on front.


So... everybody wins?

Yes!

/Cut the cake

Employee wins because some of her burden is lifted.

Boss wins because he just bought an employee that will take a bullet for him.

May the lady get to a position where she is able to pay that forward.

FTA: "Plummer now gets up even earlier each morning, takes the kids via South Portland's 24A bus over to their day care in Portland and then takes the 24B bus back to work. "

are there that many busses in Portland that they ran out of unique numbers for all of the routes?

$1400. a month for rent? In Maine? WTF!

She's gotta hold out as long as possible without farking him. That's what he's after, and once he's tired of that azz, the gravy train is leaving the station.

That's the difference between a multinational corporation and a true small business. Someone please explain it to the GOP.

I see no dust.

I see a woman that doesn't know how to raise her children.

This is the person that PUBLIC ASSISTANCE is SPECIFICALLY FOR....and she refuses to take it...intentionally making her life MUCH more difficult.

....then she get's an apartment WAY THE HELL OUTSIDE of her means...

So tell me...what other genius choices has she made for the welfare of her and her own?

/bet you think I'm trolling

Fett56: all

Religion: Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.
Medicine: First, do no harm.
Government: Of the people, by the people, for the people.
Rodney King: Can't we all just get along?

/yeah, I'm an optimist

raggtopp: WAY THE HELL OUTSIDE of her means

ummm...

she must be blowing him under the desk.

The article doesn't say anything about her coworkers complain she's getting special "blow the boss" treatment!

There are bad bosses.
There are good bosses.
...and then there are bosses that, if they asked you to dig a hole in the woods after midnight, you'd happily grab a shovel and ask them "How deep do you want it, sir?".

It's no mystery how some bosses can gain that kind of loyalty while others struggle just to make people work overtime.

vegasj: she must be blowing him under the desk.

The article doesn't say anything about her coworkers complain she's getting special "blow the boss" treatment!

Maybe they're all operating under the "better her than me" model.

YouPeopleAreCrazy: You Cant Explain That: The boss sounds like a typical Republican.

Actually, yes.
Instead of looking to government services (and everyone else's money) to help her, he does it himself. And, being a selfish Rethuglican, he wants to save company money by keeping a productive employee and not having to go through the expense and hassle of hiring someone new.

Absolutely true. Being a greedy bastard, the owner sees an opportunity to make money by exploiting his employee going away if she can't make it to work. So he helps out because he can make money off her efforts - read the testimonial from the Texas customer. Good employees are worth their weight in gold. Free market, capitalist pigs realize that and take care of good employees.


raggtopp: I see no dust.

I see a woman that doesn't know how to raise her children.

This is the person that PUBLIC ASSISTANCE is SPECIFICALLY FOR....and she refuses to take it...intentionally making her life MUCH more difficult.

....then she get's an apartment WAY THE HELL OUTSIDE of her means...

So tell me...what other genius choices has she made for the welfare of her and her own?

/bet you think I'm trolling

And you sound like a liberal Democrat. Someone who refuses to suck on the public teat is anathema to you. A person trying to make it on her own is an object of your derision and ridicule. But I don't see you stepping up to help her - you want to spend someone else's tax money instead. It's easy to be generous with money that's not yours.

I'm usually an arse about providing for others, but what this boss has done brings a tear to even my ice-cold eye.

/beer for Mr. Graham, STET!

bayoubruce: Cool story Bro......

HA HA What a story Mark

Mr. Right: you sound like a liberal Democrat

One day Americans will realize that there is more than their tiny two sided view of "the world™".

// Who am I kidding

Mr. Right: And you sound like a liberal Democrat. Someone who refuses to suck on the public teat is anathema to you. A person trying to make it on her own is an object of your derision and ridicule. But I don't see you stepping up to help her - you want to spend someone else's tax money instead. It's easy to be generous with money that's not yours.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Wait......LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL....oh you're a good one.

You should really figure out how to identify "liberal" and "conservative" ideas...I don't think you really understand them or the simple concepts they eschew.

Unless you're trying to troll...then it's a -1 for the gonzo execution.

What business does a single woman have popping out 3 kids?

You Cant Explain That: The boss sounds like a typical Republican.

Yes, he does.
Now her life is on the company credit card. Indentured servitude.
Also, he is shtooping her.
/did I spell that right? Going for the Young Frankenstein reference.

Slartibartfaster: Mr. Right: you sound like a liberal Democrat

One day Americans will realize that there is more than their tiny two sided view of "the world™".

// Who am I kidding

THOU SHALT NOT SPEAK OF NONPARTISAN BLASPHEMY!!!!!

Damn you subby, i think he got some dust in my eye as well

seatown75: What business does a single woman have popping out 3 kids?

yea how dare she

// takes 2 to do it, lets blame the one working to care for them

bangmaid: FTA: "Plummer now gets up even earlier each morning, takes the kids via South Portland's 24A bus over to their day care in Portland and then takes the 24B bus back to work. "

are there that many busses in Portland that they ran out of unique numbers for all of the routes?


Probably imbalanced stops for morning and evening rush hours (A: pick up all over residential areas, drop off at convenient downtown stops; B: pick up all over downtowns workplaces, drop off at convenient residential-area stops; or vice-versa), w/ fewer stops at in-between locations, where the 24 probably stops during the day.

/Aware it was just a joke about 'How big could Portland's bus system possibly be?'

merlotguy: $1400. a month for rent? In Maine? WTF!

That's life in the big city.

Slartibartfaster: seatown75: What business does a single woman have popping out 3 kids?

yea how dare she

// takes 2 to do it, lets blame the one working to care for them

So you're saying the jews were just as guilty for the holocaust as hitler?

/narf

raggtopp: So you're saying the jews were just as guilty for the holocaust as hitler

yea, you could absolutely draw that conclusion from what I said

/ damned jews, clogging up the showers n all

Slartibartfaster: raggtopp: So you're saying the jews were just as guilty for the holocaust as hitler

yea, you could absolutely draw that conclusion from what I said

/ damned jews, clogging up the showers n all

Just trying to get a little godwin in here on page 1, that's all...

LDM90: Tired meme is tired.

/wait, so is that one

Yo dawg, I heard you was tired of tired memes, so I used a tired meme to remind you how tired your tired meme with another tired meme inside it was.

it's too early for a godwin, fellas