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FraggleStickCar		2011-11-20 08:36:16 AM

uhh. okay.

SwingDancer		2011-11-20 08:37:15 AM

ouch

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion		2011-11-20 08:43:10 AM

That was an awful lot of soccer balls.

Dakai		2011-11-20 08:52:33 AM

That takes balls!

bradley547		2011-11-20 08:54:26 AM

Isn't there a penalty for having more than one ball in play?

SmackLT		2011-11-20 08:57:11 AM

Nice header, Pete!

casual disregard		2011-11-20 09:07:34 AM

Why did the guys from the other team angrily pull down their pants while gesturing at the official? This is a very strange sport and I do not understand its rules.

ADubs86		2011-11-20 09:09:17 AM

This video is old as hell, bu it's still funny.

And for the record, a goal scored with your penis apparently counts as a fair goal. Who knew?

Professor_Nutbutter		2011-11-20 09:13:24 AM

"A first in football as the player wasn't helped by his hand, but by his cock" being a rough translation of part of the commentary - and which explains the Thierry Henri reference later...

Tommy Moo		2011-11-20 09:32:20 AM

I'm... really surprised this is on Youtube.

Kazan		2011-11-20 10:27:03 AM

casual disregard: Why did the guys from the other team angrily pull down their pants while gesturing at the official? This is a very strange sport and I do not understand its rules.

they're protesting the fact that the ref didn't penalize him for not being properly attired i would imagine (as a person who is a fan of the game and knows the rules).

Quotizmo		2011-11-20 10:54:46 AM

If this is added to the sport, I will immediately chose a team and begin rooting vigorously for them.

D-D-D-Dave		2011-11-20 11:01:08 AM

Tommy Moo: I'm... really surprised this is on Youtube.

Holy shiat. Freakin double standards...

LeroyBourne		2011-11-20 11:11:47 AM

They don't wear cups? As a child I took a mis-hop baseball (hit hard) to my junk. I was wearing a cup, and it still hurt like hell.

Arachnophobe		2011-11-20 11:17:11 AM

D-D-D-Dave: Tommy Moo: I'm... really surprised this is on Youtube.

Holy shiat. Freakin double standards...

YouTube seems to be letting more stuff through. Show Them To Me (new window, NSFW) is, I believe, the first YouTube video to show uncensored boobs. I have NO idea what their 'ok, we'll let this one stay' criteria is, though.

AirForceVet		2011-11-20 11:23:00 AM

bradley547: Isn't there a penalty for having more than one ball in play?

Apparently not. And they kept all the balls hands-free too.

Madbassist1		2011-11-20 11:30:40 AM

Arachnophobe: D-D-D-Dave: Tommy Moo: I'm... really surprised this is on Youtube.

Holy shiat. Freakin double standards...

YouTube seems to be letting more stuff through. Show Them To Me (new window, NSFW) is, I believe, the first YouTube video to show uncensored boobs. I have NO idea what their 'ok, we'll let this one stay' criteria is, though.

That first chick had grade-A puppies, man!

Somacandra		2011-11-20 12:00:35 PM

Arachnophobe: Show Them To Me (new window, NSFW) is, I believe, the first YouTube video to show uncensored boobs. I have NO idea what their 'ok, we'll let this one stay' criteria is, though.

I've seen gynecological examination videos on Youtube.

Somacandra		2011-11-20 12:01:45 PM

Weeners, is there anything they can't do?

/first images disabled thread I've seen in a while.

LewDux		2011-11-20 12:05:14 PM

#weening

ABQGOD		2011-11-20 12:08:55 PM

Arachnophobe: Show Them To Me (new window, NSFW) is, I believe, the first YouTube video to show uncensored boobs.

Don't know if it's the first, but here's some uncensored boobs posted to YouTube 4 years ago:
Peran - We Want To Be Free (new window NSFW)
Nudity starts around the 3:00 mark

Not to mention all of the medical breast exam and implant videos on there too.

PizzaJedi81		2011-11-20 12:10:00 PM

Subby: Not safe for work soccer goal. You heard us, Not safe for work. We mean it

PizzaJed81: Anybody want a peanut?

PizzaJedi81		2011-11-20 12:11:36 PM

ABQGOD: Peran - We Want To Be Free (new window NSFW)
Nudity starts around the 3:00 mark

That had the highest percentage of silicone to quality boob job that I've ever seen.

continue_farking		2011-11-20 01:06:16 PM

Keep farking that ~~chicken~~ soccer ball.

daveb0rg		2011-11-20 01:13:06 PM

Madbassist1: Arachnophobe: D-D-D-Dave: Tommy Moo: I'm... really surprised this is on Youtube.

Holy shiat. Freakin double standards...

YouTube seems to be letting more stuff through. Show Them To Me (new window, NSFW) is, I believe, the first YouTube video to show uncensored boobs. I have NO idea what their 'ok, we'll let this one stay' criteria is, though.

That first chick had grade-A puppies, man!

Yeah she did. NSFW or kittens Link (new window)

Nightmaretony		2011-11-20 01:17:20 PM

Swinging steaks!

Paris1127		2011-11-20 02:11:32 PM

Just FYI, this is fake, it's from a French comedy show, Groland Magzine (new window, in French). Groville and Mufflins, the towns mentioned, are two of the cities in a fictional country called Groland (new window) created by Canal+.

Arachnophobe		2011-11-20 02:23:36 PM

ABQGOD: Arachnophobe: Show Them To Me (new window, NSFW) is, I believe, the first YouTube video to show uncensored boobs.

Don't know if it's the first, but here's some uncensored boobs posted to YouTube 4 years ago:
Peran - We Want To Be Free (new window NSFW)
Nudity starts around the 3:00 mark

Not to mention all of the medical breast exam and implant videos on there too.

I am always happy to be proven wrong in this manner.

Somacandra: Arachnophobe: Show Them To Me (new window, NSFW) is, I believe, the first YouTube video to show uncensored boobs. I have NO idea what their 'ok, we'll let this one stay' criteria is, though.

I've seen gynecological examination videos on Youtube.

Good point. I figure they must have some allowance for medical/self-exam videos vs. nudity-for-nudity's-sake.

envirovore		2011-11-20 02:59:46 PM

TheHopeDiamond		2011-11-20 03:16:02 PM

Tee hee!

Three balls on the field!

nocturn		2011-11-20 03:17:31 PM

Arachnophobe: ABQGOD: Arachnophobe: Show Them To Me (new window, NSFW) is, I believe, the first YouTube video to show uncensored boobs.

Don't know if it's the first, but here's some uncensored boobs posted to YouTube 4 years ago:
Peran - We Want To Be Free (new window NSFW)
Nudity starts around the 3:00 mark

Not to mention all of the medical breast exam and implant videos on there too.

I am always happy to be proven wrong in this manner.

Somacandra: Arachnophobe: Show Them To Me (new window, NSFW) is, I believe, the first YouTube video to show uncensored boobs. I have NO idea what their 'ok, we'll let this one stay' criteria is, though.

I've seen gynecological examination videos on Youtube.

Good point. I figure they must have some allowance for medical/self-exam videos vs. nudity-for-nudity's-sake.

NSFW
And live at-home baby deliveries (new window)... *shudder*
NSFW

I used to think YT was a safe place....

PizzaJedi81		2011-11-20 03:39:50 PM

daveb0rg: Madbassist1: Arachnophobe: D-D-D-Dave: Tommy Moo: I'm... really surprised this is on Youtube.

Holy shiat. Freakin double standards...

YouTube seems to be letting more stuff through. Show Them To Me (new window, NSFW) is, I believe, the first YouTube video to show uncensored boobs. I have NO idea what their 'ok, we'll let this one stay' criteria is, though.

That first chick had grade-A puppies, man!

Yeah she did. NSFW or kittens Link (new window)

The guy next to her looks like Christmas came super early.

/bet he did, too.

MontanaDave		2011-11-20 03:41:01 PM

New keyboard and monitor, subby. Put it on your shopping list.

boobsrgood		2011-11-20 04:42:51 PM

In the US, that would have triggered armageddon.

PizzaJedi81		2011-11-20 04:55:28 PM

boobsrgood: In the US, that would have triggered armageddon.

Not so much. Nobody would have seen it.

aniyn		2011-11-20 05:57:23 PM

I remember seeing some nudity in one of t.a.t.u.'s russian music videos. I forget which one though...

Madbassist1		2011-11-20 06:00:36 PM

Paris1127: Just FYI, this is fake, it's from a French comedy show, Groland Magzine (new window, in French). Groville and Mufflins, the towns mentioned, are two of the cities in a fictional country called Groland (new window) created by Canal+.

Now how did they fake it? CGI the crowd? Honest question, cause I didnt believe it when I watched it, but it looks pretty good.

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body		2011-11-20 06:02:43 PM

daveb0rg: Madbassist1: Arachnophobe: D-D-D-Dave: Tommy Moo: I'm... really surprised this is on Youtube.

Holy shiat. Freakin double standards...

YouTube seems to be letting more stuff through. Show Them To Me (new window, NSFW) is, I believe, the first YouTube video to show uncensored boobs. I have NO idea what their 'ok, we'll let this one stay' criteria is, though.

That first chick had grade-A puppies, man!

Yeah she did. NSFW or kittens Link (new window)

Although those are fake boobies, her plastic surgeon did do a nice job on them.

MooseUpNorth		2011-11-20 07:10:07 PM

Madbassist1: Now how did they fake it? CGI the crowd? Honest question, cause I didnt believe it when I watched it, but it looks pretty good.

I don't know if it's faked. But, it could have been. If you notice: the crowd shots don't show details you'd expect to see in the closer shots. None of the shots with nudity show the crowd.

The Flexecutioner		2011-11-20 07:13:23 PM

that was a total dick maneuver.

FerneJohn		2011-11-20 07:33:44 PM

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: daveb0rg: Madbassist1: Arachnophobe: D-D-D-Dave: Tommy Moo: I'm... really surprised this is on Youtube.

Holy shiat. Freakin double standards...

YouTube seems to be letting more stuff through. Show Them To Me (new window, NSFW) is, I believe, the first YouTube video to show uncensored boobs. I have NO idea what their 'ok, we'll let this one stay' criteria is, though.

That first chick had grade-A puppies, man!

Yeah she did. NSFW or kittens Link (new window)

Although those are fake boobies, her plastic surgeon did do a nice job on them.

Really? Maybe I'm secretly gay, but I thought they looked bizarre. Too round, too hard, and too low.

jackbooty		2011-11-20 08:48:08 PM

FerneJohn: I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: daveb0rg: Madbassist1: Arachnophobe: D-D-D-Dave: Tommy Moo: I'm... really surprised this is on Youtube.

Holy shiat. Freakin double standards...

YouTube seems to be letting more stuff through. Show Them To Me (new window, NSFW) is, I believe, the first YouTube video to show uncensored boobs. I have NO idea what their 'ok, we'll let this one stay' criteria is, though.

That first chick had grade-A puppies, man!

Yeah she did. NSFW or kittens Link (new window)

Although those are fake boobies, her plastic surgeon did do a nice job on them.

Really? Maybe I'm secretly gay, but I thought they looked bizarre. Too round, too hard, and too low.

I agree... I think the best set was the girl towards the end in the pink shirt, but you only get to see them for a second.

OgreMagi		2011-11-20 09:18:37 PM

If it was women's soccer, I'd watch the video. Since it's a bunch of men, no thank you.

Buckner		2011-11-20 10:10:03 PM

envirovore: Coffee by Aesop Rock (new window, NSFW) has bloody boobies @ 1:55 as well.
That was the first video I had seen on YouTube with nudity, always wondered what the criteria was from that point on.

Threadjack: Aesop is cool.

Smagma		2011-11-21 12:36:09 AM

ok, soccer is officially the gayest sport in the world.

Gordon Bennett		2011-11-21 12:38:55 AM

CitizenTed		2011-11-21 01:18:51 AM

It's chased down and removed now and again, but you can usually find the "oh my they're NAKED!" Sigur Ros video Gobbledigook on YouTube.

Like HERE. (new window) NSFW.

I first saw the video on a music channel in Sarajevo. That's right: a moose-limb country is more relaxed about nudity on TV than the USA is. Go figure.