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(io9) Spiffy Realistic portraits of He-Man's greatest foes. Trapjaw looks *TERRIFYING*   (io9.com) divider line 52
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2011-11-19 06:51:05 PM
www.mojoimage.com


/oblig
 
2011-11-19 06:55:48 PM
www.trueknowledge.com
 
2011-11-19 06:56:41 PM
Three pics. You caught my attention to look at three pics?!?

Call me when the whole set is done.
 
2011-11-19 07:41:20 PM
Show me Triclopse.
 
2011-11-19 07:56:39 PM
How about this guy?

img5.imageshack.us
 
2011-11-19 08:13:12 PM
Therion: How about this guy?

[img5.imageshack.us image 416x600]


Ugh. I was not a fan of the re-vamped He-Man.
 
2011-11-19 08:28:00 PM
blog.falcadia.com

Here's what I want to see.
 
2011-11-19 08:36:59 PM
There was a dude in the opening sequence of Skyrim while you're riding through the town that looked like He-Man. He had the cool armor and everything. I took a detour after the dragon attacked to double check. I should go back to town to see if he's still there so I can possibly loot that armor.
 
2011-11-19 09:11:44 PM
ParagonComplex: There was a dude in the opening sequence of Skyrim while you're riding through the town that looked like He-Man. He had the cool armor and everything. I took a detour after the dragon attacked to double check. I should go back to town to see if he's still there so I can possibly loot that armor.

Unfortunately it's inhabited by your standard bandit fodder after the intro. Also, did you know if stick around long enough milling about outside during the intro, the dragon will ignore everyone else in favor of roasting you alive? Yea, he doesn't like you.
 
2011-11-19 09:39:08 PM
Why is Evil-Lyn wearing lip gloss? Does she have a date to the junior prom or something?
 
2011-11-19 09:40:38 PM
His DeviantArt page: Link (new window)
 
2011-11-19 10:06:11 PM
Realistic?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-11-19 10:10:56 PM
Terrifying? What are you? 8? Go to bed you little shiat and don't bother me again.
 
2011-11-19 10:23:28 PM
indarwinsshadow: Terrifying? What are you? 8? Go to bed you little shiat and don't bother me again.
 
2011-11-19 10:28:43 PM
If you name your child Evil-Lynn, what options towards living a good, non-evil life have you given her?
 
2011-11-19 10:35:34 PM
img2.timeinc.net
Trapjaws Doppleganger
 
2011-11-19 11:32:00 PM
hawcian: ParagonComplex: There was a dude in the opening sequence of Skyrim while you're riding through the town that looked like He-Man. He had the cool armor and everything. I took a detour after the dragon attacked to double check. I should go back to town to see if he's still there so I can possibly loot that armor.

Unfortunately it's inhabited by your standard bandit fodder after the intro. Also, did you know if stick around long enough milling about outside during the intro, the dragon will ignore everyone else in favor of roasting you alive? Yea, he doesn't like you.


I found that out the hard way and had to restart from the beginning. Guess that's what I get for pussyfooting and loligagging around.
 
2011-11-19 11:52:34 PM
Why didn't you link the the original blog post? Give credit where credit is due! Yeesh. aggregator sites like this have less diversity than a Christian TV station.
 
2011-11-20 12:03:35 AM
the evil lyn action figure always gave me a boner when i was a little kid.

i could never explain why and it made me uncomfortable
 
2011-11-20 12:03:37 AM
www.venturefans.org

Thinks you're a wimp, subby.
 
2011-11-20 12:13:38 AM
BroVinny: [blog.falcadia.com image 254x350]

Here's what I want to see.


I fondly remember the "Smell your own stink Stinkor" commercials.
 
2011-11-20 12:13:58 AM
I'm partial to that Skeletor myself, but I could be swayed if he did a badass Hordak.

/Unabashed MOTU fanatic.
 
2011-11-20 12:16:51 AM
Jizz Master Zero: I'm partial to that Skeletor myself, but I could be swayed if he did a badass Hordak.

/Unabashed MOTU fanatic.


I loved He-Man, but the completist in me insisted I watch She-Ra, which the rest of me railed against. Fortunately I'd moved on before the sci-fi overhaul that was performed later.
 
2011-11-20 01:41:17 AM
zato_ichi: img2.timeinc.net

wat?

a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2011-11-20 01:47:50 AM
ParagonComplex: hawcian: ParagonComplex: There was a dude in the opening sequence of Skyrim while you're riding through the town that looked like He-Man. He had the cool armor and everything. I took a detour after the dragon attacked to double check. I should go back to town to see if he's still there so I can possibly loot that armor.

Unfortunately it's inhabited by your standard bandit fodder after the intro. Also, did you know if stick around long enough milling about outside during the intro, the dragon will ignore everyone else in favor of roasting you alive? Yea, he doesn't like you.

I found that out the hard way and had to restart from the beginning. Guess that's what I get for pussyfooting and loligagging around.


So how do you beat Hevnoraak?
 
2011-11-20 02:03:20 AM
encrypted-tbn3.google.com

What a realistic image of skeletor might look like.
 
2011-11-20 02:07:55 AM
Go ahead and do she-ra and all her rebellion girlfriends any time.

The TMNT ones were nice. No krang though?
 
2011-11-20 02:12:04 AM
almandot: Go ahead and do she-ra and all her rebellion girlfriends any time.

I can see. . . possibilities, in this.
 
2011-11-20 02:13:35 AM
I thought that Evil-Lyn changed her name to Good-Lyn.
 
2011-11-20 03:08:45 AM
www.perfectpeople.net

Meg Foster is not amused.
 
2011-11-20 04:57:59 AM
BroVinny: Jizz Master Zero: I'm partial to that Skeletor myself, but I could be swayed if he did a badass Hordak.

/Unabashed MOTU fanatic.

I loved He-Man, but the completist in me insisted I watch She-Ra, which the rest of me railed against. Fortunately I'd moved on before the sci-fi overhaul that was performed later.


I only made it a few episodes into the New Adventures of He-Man before I jumped ship. Loved the hell out of the 2002-2003 reboot, though. I've always wished Mattel hadn't bungled that one the way they did. However, my geek dollar nowadays go to Masters of the Universe Classics (new window). Basically the original figures updated to modern standards, unlike the "anime" flavor of the reboot. Somehow, they even make the New Adventures figures seem cool. I dutifully get my subscription every year and everything.
 
2011-11-20 07:38:52 AM
urban.derelict: zato_ichi: img2.timeinc.net

wat?

[a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 330x440]


Its from the world according to Garp. He played a Post-Op Transsexual(errrr she)
 
2011-11-20 07:40:09 AM
Thanks for wasting my time, Subby. Those were neither realistic nor terrifying. I'd curse you, but since you seem to frequent io9 you've suffered enough.
 
2011-11-20 10:42:09 AM
rocinante721: If you name your child Evil-Lynn, what options towards living a good, non-evil life have you given her?

Pretty clever, huh?

*nod slightly*
No...
 
2011-11-20 10:47:32 AM
SithLord: [www.perfectpeople.net image 640x480]

Meg Foster is not amused.


www.lesliehouk.com
I would have soooo torn her up in bed back in the 80's/90's. Those eye's.....
 
2011-11-20 10:50:07 AM
orclover: SithLord: [www.perfectpeople.net image 640x480]

Meg Foster is not amused.

[www.lesliehouk.com image 640x360]
I would have soooo torn her up in bed back in the 80's/90's. Those eye's.....


Those eye's what? Those eye's color? Those eye's piercing of your soul?

Besides, it should be THAT eye's, not THOSE eye's. You only have a singular eye, the adjective needs to match.
 
2011-11-20 10:50:44 AM
There's some good stuff on that deviant page.

Brock Farking Sampson (new window)
 
2011-11-20 10:55:25 AM
Also, a Samurai Pizza Cat! (new window)
 
2011-11-20 10:57:59 AM
MoronLessOff: Brock Farking Sampson (new window)

"I've removed the bullet and three others, a blowgun dart, two sharks teeth, the tip of a bayonet, a twisted paper clip and a meager handful of buckshot. You may want to learn to duck. "
 
2011-11-20 12:22:59 PM
Ohhh, this is the guy who did the TMNT a while ago with the hot April O'Neil. He's good.
 
2011-11-20 01:18:48 PM
Did you guys see Marko Djurdevic's reimagined He-Man from a few years ago? Might get banned for this, but it's too cool not to share...

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2011-11-20 02:21:30 PM
4chan and google images have some awesome alt art stuff from video games and cartoons.
 
2011-11-20 02:22:04 PM
PIP_the_TROLL: Marko Djurdevic

So much terrible...
 
2011-11-20 02:49:35 PM
evil lyn nips
 
2011-11-20 03:21:14 PM
poot_rootbeer: PIP_the_TROLL: Marko Djurdevic

So much terrible...


That redesign encapsulates many of the reasons why the comic industry crashed in the nineties. Throw a #1 on there somewhere and make each of the images an alternate cover and you are pretty much set. The only thing that could possibly be said in its defense is that the Ha-Man franchise is already dead, and that after the abortion of the movie and the brief He-Man in Space re-launch anything would have been an improvement.
 
2011-11-20 03:41:28 PM
Loki-L: Throw a #1 on there somewhere and make each of the images an alternate cover and you are pretty much set.

Stretch it out some, half are #1, half are #2, cancelled before the third issue.
 
2011-11-20 05:45:40 PM
PIP_the_TROLL: Did you guys see Marko Djurdevic's reimagined He-Man from a few years ago? Might get banned for this, but it's too cool not to share...

I'm not sure you understand what "too cool" means. Those are so much painful fail. Masters of the Universe by way of Hot Topic? No, not cool. Just embarrassingly awful.
 
2011-11-20 08:30:04 PM
Jizz Master Zero: PIP_the_TROLL: Did you guys see Marko Djurdevic's reimagined He-Man from a few years ago? Might get banned for this, but it's too cool not to share...

I'm not sure you understand what "too cool" means. Those are so much painful fail. Masters of the Universe by way of Hot Topic? No, not cool. Just embarrassingly awful.


Other than he-man I thought they were pretty sweet.
 
2011-11-21 10:47:20 AM
PizzaJedi81: Those eye's piercing of your soul?

Rotsky!
 
2011-11-21 12:04:22 PM
i would sumbit to Evil-lyn.
 
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