Fark Parties have girls?

These two will never live this one down if they are straight.

Most of those pics I saw the first time i used the internet 20 years ago.

damn, where the hell was I? Ever seen that movie kids?

You know, i'd be pretty dang p'd if I woke up with my face covered in marker.

/#2 is ready to go.

oh, and 36 looks like she's got a heck of a rump.

The aftermath of a fark party would be one fat chick passed out in a basement covered with semen and Cheetos.

I worry that a number of those people asphyxiated.

ThisNameSux: The aftermath of a fark party would be one fat chick passed out in a basement covered with semen and Cheetos.

Go on...

"Dear Diary, Jackpot." - Quagmire

Dave Chappelle summed it up nicely. (new window)

We had one rule: If you took your shoes off you were going to sleep, if you left your shoes on you passed out and you were fair game.

lol

a few look like they are ready for a VegasJ party... Giggity

I sometimes wonder about those outdoor Russian ones where they're passed out in bizarre postions on benches or railings. How would you end up in those positions other than intentionally? I've passed out, but never hanging upside down like a sloth from a highway guardrail.

I don't personally know anyone who drinks so much that they pass out -- that I know of -- so maybe someone can confirm or deny my prejudice for me:

Let's pick on #2.



Her personal style's kind of trashy (and outdated, too, I'm guessing the photo was taken 7 or 8 years ago,) but she looks nice from behind. Now, fast-forward 10, 15, 20 years. My own wild guess is that it doesn't take long for hard-partying chicks like her to turn into



as opposed to



...but I don't know this for a fact.

I'd love to hear your anecdotal evidence for/against. Thanks.

phaseolus: I don't personally know anyone who drinks so much that they pass out -- that I know of -- so maybe someone can confirm or deny my prejudice for me:

Let's pick on #2.

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Her personal style's kind of trashy (and outdated, too, I'm guessing the photo was taken 7 or 8 years ago,) but she looks nice from behind. Now, fast-forward 10, 15, 20 years. My own wild guess is that it doesn't take long for hard-partying chicks like her to turn into

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as opposed to

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...but I don't know this for a fact.

I'd love to hear your anecdotal evidence for/against. Thanks.

It's hard to judge from one picture what her actual personality is like. However, lots of college students are these insane partiers, nd they don't all end up as wastes of space

Dang, alcohol is a wicked drug. But, on the other hand it's legal and pot is not.

The one with the toothpicks in the hair was great. I hope they added hairspray
to help keep them in place. Roll over OUCH.

pivazena: It's hard to judge from one picture what her actual personality is like. However, lots of college students are these insane partiers, nd they don't all end up as wastes of space

Ah, makes sense, I guess. My degree's in Engineering, a discipline which either doesn't attract many partiers or weeds them out after a semester or two, and most UW-Milwaukee students lived at home and commuted back in the day, so my own memories of college didn't involve this much alcohol.

The pic of number 2 is pretty old. Plymouth Sundance, chevy cavalier, dodge neon, and Honda civic all have good paint. The more modern ford explorer tells me that this pic is circa 2002-03. That's where I would place my money.
/yeah I'm a dork, wannafightaboutit? :)

My bad, sundance is a grand am, and civic is a sentra I think.
Wannafightaboutit?

:)

Why the fark would you waste some "Old Fashioned Biscuit Gravy Mix" on that chump? You might need it in the morning. Use Comet next time.

so they finally found out about latenightmistakes.com

pivazena: However, lots of college students are these insane partiers, nd they don't all end up as wastes of space

I would wager most of them give up the insane partying not long after they become working adults and have to be at the office being productive at some hour before 10:00am.

A few years of intense drinking/partying/drugging in your late teens through mid 20s won't really do a whole lot of damage, but if you continue that lifestyle beyond about age 25, it will take a toll on you. It's not just the damage done by consuming substances, it's the whole lack-of-self-care thing that often goes with doing them to excess: poor diet, lack of sleep, and lack of exercise. That syndrome will put a lot of mileage on the clock in a short period of time.

Going out to the bars every night got old for me when I was about 24 or so, that's how I knew it was time to stop living in a college town.

Party to excess when you're 21 and your friends will think you're cool. Do it when you're 28 and most of your friends will think you're immature and retarded.

2,9,15,29 and 36?

You know, most of the pics in the slideshow are of practitioners of Russian Yoga.




/Tradition!

I don't know much about this alcohol stuff. Do people ever accidentally snap their necks passing out like this? Maybe strangle themselves over a chair or a fence?

Micanope: I don't know much about this alcohol stuff. Do people ever accidentally snap their necks passing out like this? Maybe strangle themselves over a chair or a fence?

History records no instances of any kind of mishap related to alcohol.

Drink up, kids.

I... wow... I don't think I'm a good enough human being not to try and take advantage of 36.

Micanope: I don't know much about this alcohol stuff. Do people ever accidentally snap their necks passing out like this? Maybe strangle themselves over a chair or a fence?

It happens, but most people who pass out don't suddenly faint. They'll be like, "oK Gauhs I gatta sita dow ndf pors a secndhj cu thawn I be partyiung!!! woo", and they sit down for a second, stop excerting energy for a second, and their body takes advantage of the situation to put a merciful stop to their drunken antics.

phaseolus: pivazena: It's hard to judge from one picture what her actual personality is like. However, lots of college students are these insane partiers, nd they don't all end up as wastes of space

Ah, makes sense, I guess. My degree's in Engineering, a discipline which either doesn't attract many partiers or weeds them out after a semester or two, and most UW-Milwaukee students lived at home and commuted back in the day, so my own memories of college didn't involve this much alcohol.

Note to self: UW-Milwaukee's engineering school is even more boring than other engineering schools. You, my friend, need to hit up some other engineering schools. MIT, Rose-Hulman, Harvey-Mudd, Cooper Union, or any of the other premier science/engineering schools in the country. We out drink any group of silly liberal artsy types. Probably less pot, though. At least, on Friday and Saturday. Drinking during the week was suicidal.

Also, see the "smart people like mind altering substances" thread.

/been a loooong time

cowpun: You know, most of the pics in the slideshow are of practitioners of RussianIrish Yoga.

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/Tradition!

FTFY.