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(Some Loser) Dumbass "Yes, ladies of RWU, when you wear yoga pants and your shirt stops at your waist, I can see your lady parts"   (hawksherald.com) divider line 563
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EasyWind [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 11:26:19 AM
Ben Whitmore is a repressed homosexual or a nerd that has never touched a woman. I know this because he is complaining about the wonder that is a pretty woman in yoga pants.

i1180.photobucket.com
/I rest my case
 
Because People in power are Stupid [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 12:16:08 PM
 
Fark It [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 12:28:18 PM
Wow, judging by those comments you'd think the writer raped Gloria Steinem or something.
 
PainInTheASP [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 12:34:33 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: http://girlsinyogapants.com/ (new window)

[girlsinyogapants.com image 600x350]

I came in to complain about the distubing lack of pics in the article but I'm glad that it has been covered here.
 
WTF Indeed
2011-11-19 12:35:44 PM
thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 12:44:14 PM
Look Joe, i see the outline of a string. Guess I'll wait till next week to ask her out.
 
eviljimbo
2011-11-19 12:46:42 PM
inb4GD

that being said this could be an epic thread
 
Farking While Farking
2011-11-19 12:48:00 PM
Ben Whitmore's Photo (new window).
 
LabGrrl
2011-11-19 12:48:17 PM
As a woman married to a woman, and familiar with more than a few vaginas in my day, I guarantee that there are no pants* you can see vaginas through.

*Excepting real or imaginary transparent plastic pants, and then only when a woman is in a position I really doubt she'd give this guy even if she wore them.

/Also leggings and yoga pants aren't the same.
 
The My Little Pony Killer [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 12:48:47 PM
EasyWind: Ben Whitmore is a repressed homosexual or a nerd that has never touched a woman. I know this because he is complaining about the wonder that is a pretty woman in yoga pants.

[i1180.photobucket.com image 190x265]
/I rest my case

You are making a dangerous assumption, being that only attractive women wear yoga pants to school. The people who actually do wear sweatpants/yoga pants/leggings as pants are the ones you'd never want to see wearing such things.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 12:48:57 PM
You know how I know he's gay?
 
Hoban Washburne [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 12:49:02 PM
Yeah, well, he should have tried going to school when I did... gaucho pants were in style. All the lazy pajama-ness of yoga pants without ANY of the sex appeal. Seriously, just unpleasant to look at. I'd have given my left nut to make yoga pants the norm at my school. This guy should count his lucky stars.

Also.... uberhumor.com
 
Arctic Phoenix
2011-11-19 12:49:15 PM
The author sounds gay.
 
bravian
2011-11-19 12:49:33 PM
Totally sees what he means.

p.lefux.com

/hot like a hot yoga class room
 
Sargun
2011-11-19 12:50:22 PM
The My Little Pony Killer: EasyWind: Ben Whitmore is a repressed homosexual or a nerd that has never touched a woman. I know this because he is complaining about the wonder that is a pretty woman in yoga pants.

[i1180.photobucket.com image 190x265]
/I rest my case

You are making a dangerous assumption, being that only attractive women wear yoga pants to school. The people who actually do wear sweatpants/yoga pants/leggings as pants are the ones you'd never want to see wearing such things.

I don't think you've ever been to university, it's the complete opposite
 
Two Hearted
2011-11-19 12:50:43 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: http://girlsinyogapants.com/ (new window)

[girlsinyogapants.com image 600x350]

That site makes my firefox crash, and that makes me very sad.
 
FarkinHostile
2011-11-19 12:50:44 PM
img.photobucket.com

Capri pants as well.

Love them.
 
lennavan
2011-11-19 12:50:49 PM
LabGrrl: As a woman married to a woman, and familiar with more than a few vaginas in my day, I guarantee that there are no pants* you can see vaginas through.

*Excepting real or imaginary transparent plastic pants, and then only when a woman is in a position I really doubt she'd give this guy even if she wore them.

/Also leggings and yoga pants aren't the same.

LabGrrl: As a woman married to a woman, and familiar with more than a few vaginas in my day, I guarantee that there are no pants* you can see vaginas through.

*Excepting real or imaginary transparent plastic pants, and then only when a woman is in a position I really doubt she'd give this guy even if she wore them.

/Also leggings and yoga pants aren't the same.

WHY DONT YOU TAKE YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF FEMALE ANATOMY ELSEWHERE, MRS SMARTY PANTS

/vulva != vagina
//bothered me too hehe
 
Malcolm_Sex
2011-11-19 12:51:42 PM
Not lulus. They make their ass nice but never any farkin camel toe
 
colslax
2011-11-19 12:51:53 PM
If liking ladies in yoga pants is wrong, hey, I don't want to be right.
 
Candygram4Mongo [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 12:52:11 PM
I am bookmarking this thread so that I can follow the insightful dialogue regarding issues raised in this article. I trust that decorum will prevail, and prevent this from degenerating into a thread of lurid photos.

Now if you will excuse me, I must go purchase an HDMI cable for my new video card...
 
Hoban Washburne [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 12:52:25 PM
The My Little Pony Killer: You are making a dangerous assumption, being that only attractive women wear yoga pants to school. The people who actually do wear sweatpants/yoga pants/leggings as pants are the ones you'd never want to see wearing such things.

I don't know where you live, but I see fit, attractive women in yoga pants all the time. I usually don't see or notice when an especially overweight woman wears them because at that point, they tend to fit much more like sweatpants than leggings.
 
TsarTom [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 12:52:33 PM
YOU SHUT THE HELL UP, MISTER. YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND DIE!
 
theflatline [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 12:53:34 PM
For every decent girl in yoga pants their or 20 that are complete disasters in yoga pants.
 
CapnBlues [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 12:53:59 PM
www.israellycool.com

But the rest of me stubbornly objects. I can't help but feel that women who wear yoga pants show their eyes have a false modesty that says, "I want to show off my body eyes, but I am too embarrassed to be overtly sexual, so I will just wear skin-tight, curve-revealing clothing not cover my eyes to satisfy my exhibitionist desires in socially acceptable means."

There's nothing wrong with personal empowerment, but there is something phony about the way women seem to do it by wearing yoga pants showing their eyes.

I get the sense that women wear yoga pants show their eyes to feel sexy without getting judged as a slut, yet I see something demeaning in women wearing yoga pants and parading around their half-silhouetted vaginas all day.

I sincerely encourage you, ladies of RWU, to feel sexy and be comfortable in your own skin. But please realize this: when you are immodestly flaunting your body by wearing next-to-nothing clothes showing your eyes and thinking that you're still keeping it classy, the joke is on you.

Get over it -- check out the camel toes and enjoy the round bottoms. Get some sunglasses if you're afraid of being caught.
 
meat0918 [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 12:54:04 PM
EasyWind: Ben Whitmore is a repressed homosexual or a nerd that has never touched a woman. I know this because he is complaining about the wonder that is a pretty woman in yoga pants.

[i1180.photobucket.com image 190x265]
/I rest my case

Problem is, most of the women I see wearing yoga pants are not pretty women.
 
encyclopediaplushuman [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 12:54:31 PM
Well somebody that wrote that isn't getting any. Noted his repressed homosexuality is.

/go get laid
 
JLEM
2011-11-19 12:54:46 PM
Somebody thinks he's clever.
 
lennavan
2011-11-19 12:55:09 PM
Hoban Washburne: I'd have given my left nut to make yoga pants the norm at my school. This guy should count his lucky stars.

Makes for a weird work dynamic though when you have those undergrads working for you.
 
Your Silence is Killing Kurds
2011-11-19 12:55:12 PM
yeah, absolutely terrible
 
TheOther
2011-11-19 12:55:22 PM
EasyWind: Ben Whitmore is a repressed homosexual or a nerd that has never touched a woman. I know this because he is complaining about the wonder that is a pretty woman in yoga pants.

[i1180.photobucket.com image 190x265]
/I rest my case

In Ben Whitmore's defense, I will admit it is frustrating for him to see and know he will never, never, ever, never touch.

That said, he should still be put down like a mangy rabid dog.
 
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion
2011-11-19 12:55:50 PM
It's like saying you hate Santa Claus or fresh apple pie.


/VIE
 
proxymoron [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 12:56:01 PM
www.clackerville.com
 
EbolaNYC
2011-11-19 12:56:15 PM
Jesus Ben, shut yer farking pie hole!
 
Dawg47
2011-11-19 12:57:29 PM
theflatline: For every decent girl in yoga pants their or 20 that are complete disasters in yoga pants.

this
 
ImperialHazman
2011-11-19 12:57:44 PM
TsarTom: YOU SHUT THE HELL UP, MISTER. YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND DIE!

This...and this again.
 
special20 [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 12:58:33 PM
lennavan:
/vulva != vagina
//bothered me too hehe

Same here. Unless the author is Clark Kent (or his weird cousin: Harry Kent), how could he actually see a vagina through pants?

I like 'em in yoga pants. Heck, any way a girl presents her 'lady parts' is fine with me.
 
Nogale
2011-11-19 12:58:47 PM
I don't think he knows what yoga pants are. I think he's referring to leggings.
 
JLEM
2011-11-19 12:58:50 PM
You know what I hate? Fleeting tangential pleasure.
 
unitednihilists
2011-11-19 12:58:58 PM
This thread is going to be EPIC.
 
offmymeds
2011-11-19 12:59:44 PM
He might actually have a point to make.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
here to help
2011-11-19 12:59:49 PM
SFW (new window)
 
D_Moran
2011-11-19 01:00:01 PM
FTA: "Part of me is, at heart, a yoga pants fan."

Which part, Benny boy?
 
Porous Horace
2011-11-19 01:00:58 PM
Candygram4Mongo: I am bookmarking this thread so that I can follow the insightful dialogue regarding issues raised in this article. I trust that decorum will prevail....

Whoohoo! Vajayjay's everywhere! Yayayayaya*drool*


Girls in yoga pants cause yogurt in guy's pants.
 
Molavian
2011-11-19 01:00:59 PM
I thought I read a "No Fat Chicks" policy in there somewhere.
 
jtown
2011-11-19 01:00:59 PM
Marcus Aurelius: You know how I know he's gay?

You read the article?
 
Nemo's Brother
2011-11-19 01:01:11 PM
Lady Parts are cool
 
Turbo Cojones
2011-11-19 01:01:45 PM
He's gay? Is that the joke?
 
Dear Jerk
2011-11-19 01:01:46 PM
On a related note, the chick who started the petition to end the BofA debit card fee went to this same college. Look. Petition totally has a dirty word in it. You can't not notice it.
 
JammerJim
2011-11-19 01:01:53 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: http://girlsinyogapants.com/ (new window)

[girlsinyogapants.com image 600x350]

That site tried to attack my computer.
 
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