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2003-10-06 10:20:54 AM  
Are these pictures really from the new Esquire? Not the cover pose, these are from inside, and if they are real, they are probably NSFW:

2003-10-06 10:25:04 AM  
Un-Farking believeable! I,d hit it no questions asked!
2003-10-06 10:25:40 AM  
Mother f...
2003-10-06 10:26:37 AM  
yabba yabba yabba
2003-10-06 10:31:07 AM  
2003-10-06 10:38:34 AM  
I'd hit it after coaxing her out of those underoos.

/also fantasizing that she's sans pubes down there
2003-10-06 10:45:49 AM  
Good Glaven!

It's a cold cruel world when Madonna gets farther with Britney than I (or damn near everyone else) ever will.

2003-10-06 10:47:04 AM  
Those aren't pubes, for Farks sakes.

It's the tip of a tat she's got there.

2003-10-06 10:47:59 AM  
2003-10-06 10:48:30 AM  
you are an odd duck
2003-10-06 11:00:12 AM  
Now it all makes sense.

She's a multinational pea smuggler.
2003-10-06 11:01:43 AM  

2003-10-06 06:44:20 AM Ironcross
I fock Britney Spears in a second. And I'm 39 yrs old. But, DAMN! For a 22 yr old chick she sure does have a shatload of baby fat!!
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2003-10-06 01:57:44 AM buddascrayon
She's kind of fat and dumpy. I'd ratherr hit one of the girls from TATU. Besides, thems nips be fakers.

Mental Retardation takes many forms, as we can see. And how the fark is she supposed to have fake nipples? Sweet Christ, thats a retarded statement.

2003-10-06 10:39:46 AM CorporateAccount
I win!
LAST POST! w00t!

2003-10-06 11:06:40 AM  
Sure looks like she's wearing a bra in these pics. Fake nipple-age.
2003-10-06 11:16:41 AM  
There's hotter. Furthermore, she's gettin a little tubby. Time for the "Finger-down-gullet" diet. Not to mention she's dumb as dirt. (I bet the only reason that those guys are standing around her is because of those nice nips.)

/Loser Virgin, getting more ass than a toilet seat
2003-10-06 11:17:15 AM  
2003-10-06 11:22:41 AM  
Of course I'd fark her! I'm just tired of her and her prick teasing....call me when she's naked and shows it.
2003-10-06 11:27:02 AM  

evidently you didn't see the "product" displayed about 1/4 the way down in this thread :o)
2003-10-06 11:31:36 AM  
i heard from some news thingamagig that if her record doesn't sell well (unlikely) that she WILL pose for playboy... DON'T BUY THAT FKIN CD!!
2003-10-06 11:32:11 AM  
If given the opportunity to do so, I would most certaintly have sex with Britney. But as it is, I'm only turned on by total female nudity. At first, I was attracted to women so long as they were average in appearence. Then, it took women wearing clevage to get me in the mode. Now, as a young man in my twenties, I'm just plain sick of women wearing cloths all the time and now nothing short of the girl stripping first will get me in the mode for sex. What this means is that I could date a regular girl and the thought of having sex with her would not cross my mind unless I saw her naked first.
2003-10-06 11:37:04 AM  
i'm going to have to agree with Alden_Sloop - the only emotion i feel in relation to britney spears is pity. i know a lot of people would say something about all the money and the fame, but unless she's actually much smarter than i think she is (and i'm not really holding my breath on that - sorry to you louisiana farkers), i think her life is going to suck nuts in about 10 years. which kind of presents an interesting question - would you rather have everything for 10 years and be miserable for the rest of your life, or just have things pretty good the whole time?
2003-10-06 11:41:24 AM  
Don't mean to be a bastard, but the name One_Fierce_Camel_Toe kind of makes you disregard everything she says standing up for women.

On a side note, looking at these pictures gets me so excited I'd tap anyone just for an outlet
2003-10-06 11:41:54 AM  
What I am amazed at, after all that work to get the pictures mirrored for the poor saps who posted it in the first place, is that Britt is giving some dap. Lost amidst the comments about her nip caps, her farkability, her skeezy image makeover, and Timberlake's judgement. Just thought I'd point out that the girl is down with her bodyguards.
2003-10-06 12:00:20 PM  
I would put it on a plate and sop it up with a biscuit
2003-10-06 12:00:31 PM  
2003-10-06 11:27:02 AM Youphoric
evidently you didn't see the "product" displayed about 1/4 the way down in this thread :o)

lol...I stand corrected, you really can have fake nipples. Nevertheless, Im going to go with 'real' on these, because honestly its the easiest explanation. I try not to act/feel superior around here, I really do...but I hear 'fake tits', 'fake nipples', bra, no bra...and its hard. In 27 years I've seen a good number of breasts, both fettered and un-, naked and clothed, and if theres one thing I've learned about women its that they come in a limitless variety. Bra/no bra in these pics? Probably no, Id say, but its anybodys guess in the absence of straps. To say youre 100% sure either way just makes you look inexperienced with women. Same with the boob job; sorry guys, shes worth millions: shes not gonna get some $2k surgery that lets any basement masturbator know shes had the surgery. If shes had implants theyre likely to be so well done that youd never know it, i.e. not standing straight up, not too round, etc. Real looking, in other words.
2003-10-06 12:00:36 PM  
Christ, if women only wore tight tshirts and low slung blue jeans the world would be a better place.

'fashion', via expensive/overdesigned clothing is a tool for the unattractive and those without self confidence.

And fat... wtf? You people are insane, or trolling. You gotta have a pretty farked up concept of health and body image to call anyone who looks like that fat.
2003-10-06 12:00:57 PM  
2003-10-06 12:12:25 PM  
cockmonkey and forcemycockin:

Lighten up dudes. I didn't say she was fat. I said baby fat. You two dumbarses know what baby fat is? Probably not. Look at her stomach and then check out Janet Jackson's and tell me who's is tighter. But I'm getting off the beaten track with you to yap yap yappers. Because if you go here,


there's no baby fat at all and I take it back. Ok dorks?

(I forgot my HTML, I will relearn it when I get home.)
/Bows head in shame.
2003-10-06 12:16:39 PM  
"'fashion', via expensive/overdesigned clothing is a tool for the unattractive and those without self confidence."

I bet those jeans cost retarded amounts of $$s.
2003-10-06 12:23:29 PM  
Just so everyone shuts up, it is a tattoo! Not sasquatch pubes!
2003-10-06 12:29:16 PM  
Thank you Ironcross, for the Sun pic.
2003-10-06 12:36:04 PM  
it looks like she's wearing a bra, but with built-in nipple pellets. i swear she got one of those adjustable boob jobs, they always look different...pump it up or let the air out.
2003-10-06 12:36:07 PM  
Count me amongst the unimpressed
Be she half-clothed or full undressed.
Image is all that Britney's has got,
poor rich short legged dim dumb twat.

Response to One_Fierce_Camel_Toe:
You cannot know all that I know.
I've been through women much like water
bedded sisters, moms, and daughters.

I've seen your posts both there and here:
"You don't like her? Farking queer!"
Or even worse "You must defile
little boys, you pedophile!"

People all have different tastes
from twiggy flat chests to fat waists.
If you can't take that rhyme as true
may God have pity upon you.

That's my poem post for this thread
I'm off to read Slashdot instead.
One more thing before we're parted:
I'd hit it though she's way retarded!

2003-10-06 12:58:55 PM  
Your pithy rhyme one flaw decrees
You know her as well as she knows me.
Tis shallow to catcall the rich
No basis is there to call her biatch.

Fame not earned, I will agree
But spare the dose of green envy.
Her music sucks, I will not lie
Tho her bosom cannot be denied!

Her breasts leave most men with out wont
Be they goddess given or from DuPont.
But then all cleavage I find much prized
Be it hottie tits or those plus sized.

So everyone relax, and grin.
God made tits so we all can win.
So that is my rhyme writ and made,
I'm off to read Penny Arcade.
2003-10-06 01:19:55 PM  
Arrest that girl! She's smuggling raisins!
2003-10-06 01:22:16 PM  
I love those red X's :\
2003-10-06 01:24:22 PM  
MMM Tasty! I just wish all the gay guys and jealous women would stop hating on her. She's ultimate fap material. If the hating ladies spent as much time working out as they did hating on britney, they'd look half as good as her.
2003-10-06 01:24:46 PM  
I stand here guilty as you've charged
half-cocked into this thread I barged
And as I am but one half wit
I didn't think, just hit submit.

So here I tender my regrets
to those whom my post dander's gets.
I apologize, I meant no harm
I'll keep a check upon my smarm.
2003-10-06 01:27:49 PM  
Britney is so hot
Want to suck on the nipples
Feeding time for me

/got nothin
2003-10-06 01:34:52 PM  
What a fat biatch.
2003-10-06 01:52:57 PM  
Links that are Not Safe For Work are to be labeled as such.
Carry on.
2003-10-06 01:53:48 PM  
Exactly how long is 15 minutes of fame? 5 years? 10?

Madonna's been at 14:59 for the past 20 years. Or so they say.

What a fat biatch.

This is why women are anorexic.
2003-10-06 02:03:05 PM  
id hit it
2003-10-06 02:23:43 PM  
Too bad she's an idiot...
2003-10-06 02:56:52 PM  
"What a fat biatch."

What a single lonely poster.
2003-10-06 03:00:49 PM  
2003-10-06 03:06:17 PM  

pole_of_justice: have to agree, the pics look too posed. I think this is a bit of guerilla marketing for her badd grrl persona.

/far too cynical for anyone's good

2003-10-06 03:28:42 PM  
Fake knobs. Teeny Music. Personality by MTV. I don't think this qualifies as interesting.
2003-10-06 03:40:28 PM  
Pic Mirrored Here

Along with other Brit pics :)
2003-10-06 03:41:41 PM  
2003-10-06 04:06:51 PM  
...but she's all fat and lumpy...
...fat spilling over the top of a girl's pants doesn't do it for me...
...neither does a beer belly...

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