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(Some Guy) Boobies Britney sans bra   (knuttz.yi.org) divider line 326
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2003-10-06 12:22:49 AM  
Me likey.
 
2003-10-06 12:23:12 AM  
yay!
 
2003-10-06 12:23:14 AM  
me too
 
2003-10-06 12:23:53 AM  
rawr
 
2003-10-06 12:23:55 AM  
that pic is so old... i'll click before posting next time.
 
2003-10-06 12:24:01 AM  
gg
but the princess is in the other castle
 
2003-10-06 12:24:10 AM  
A little nipply outside, eh?
 
2003-10-06 12:24:25 AM  
Me likey booby.
 
2003-10-06 12:24:26 AM  
Great body...too bad she's fugly.

(putting on flame retardant suit)
 
2003-10-06 12:24:41 AM  
Farked already???
 
2003-10-06 12:24:50 AM  
nice nipplage

(.) (.)
 
2003-10-06 12:25:00 AM  
Me rikey rots.
 
2003-10-06 12:25:06 AM  
Wow, she actually looks like a normal woman, without hours of airbrushing involved in each pic.

That being said, she's definately cute, but nothing rediculously more impressive than a lot of girls I see walking around my college campus.

/spoiled college guy
 
2003-10-06 12:25:17 AM  
En espanol: me gusta
 
2003-10-06 12:25:24 AM  
britney sans pants was much better
 
2003-10-06 12:25:26 AM  
farked already.
 
2003-10-06 12:25:35 AM  
Yum, those be some hard nipples!
Cue virgin losers saying how they wouldn't hit it in 3..2..1..
 
2003-10-06 12:26:26 AM  
Wow, usually she looks pretty shiatty, but those are kind of good pics or whatever. Looks like she ate a sammich or something.
 
2003-10-06 12:27:48 AM  
She's not ugly, but I don't think she's all that hot, either.

/Gets fire hose
 
2003-10-06 12:28:09 AM  
i would hit it, stare at it, set up a video camera and hit it for posterity.
 
2003-10-06 12:28:29 AM  
farked!
 
2003-10-06 12:28:38 AM  
Look close and you can see a little pubeage. She needs a shave and a haircut.
 
2003-10-06 12:29:25 AM  
she looks a little retarded........
 
2003-10-06 12:29:28 AM  
Linky no worky already?
 
2003-10-06 12:29:29 AM  
You'd think with all that money, she could afford a decent pair of jeans.

/my mother talking
 
2003-10-06 12:30:04 AM  
Those are some nice ta-tas.
 
2003-10-06 12:30:07 AM  
Site's farked. I'm not even remotely surprised.
 
2003-10-06 12:30:32 AM  
I'd mirror it but I don't have a host I could trust to handle that. Someone mirror quickly!
 
2003-10-06 12:31:09 AM  
That link went quick. Hey, I would hit it, fap it, its a trap it.

/read it while you can, cause the mods are out for me today
//Tinfoil hat is on
 
2003-10-06 12:31:18 AM  
Musta been cold....
 
2003-10-06 12:31:20 AM  
i certainly would like to place my erect penis in her well lubricated vagina and commence thrusting until it came to fruition!
 
2003-10-06 12:32:06 AM  
/right click save
/right click save
/right click save
/opens photoshop
/????????
/fap fap fap
 
2003-10-06 12:32:22 AM  
nomales:

Hey, I would hit it, fap it, its a trap it.

Hahahahhahahahhahahahahahaha - only on FARK. :^D
 
pk
2003-10-06 12:32:47 AM  
Good to know she takes American Express!
 
2003-10-06 12:33:18 AM  
I'de love to sniff her poon.
 
2003-10-06 12:34:01 AM  
2003-10-06 12:32:22 AM Lobsterkins


nomales:

Hey, I would hit it, fap it, its a trap it.

Hahahahhahahahhahahahahahaha - only on FARK. :^D



Thank you, thank you very much!
 
2003-10-06 12:34:16 AM  
Say what you will, the girl's got a phenominal body. Anyonw that says different is blind and/or gay.
 
2003-10-06 12:34:20 AM  
Chew on a piece of that custard pie
 
2003-10-06 12:34:21 AM  
FARKED!?
 
2003-10-06 12:34:50 AM  
Can I vote for LoneDust?
 
2003-10-06 12:35:28 AM  
Maybe she ought to stay away from animals outside her species.
 
2003-10-06 12:35:32 AM  
Farkers have clicked on the above link 2354 times

Going...going...

Nice boobies though.
 
2003-10-06 12:35:46 AM  
f a r k e d

can anyone mirror?
 
2003-10-06 12:36:23 AM  
just worked for me... cooooooooooooool
 
2003-10-06 12:36:45 AM  
damn farked already
 
2003-10-06 12:36:56 AM  
Oh noes, the site is farked, wherever shall I see a fully clothed woman with suspiciously prominent erect nipples now?
 
2003-10-06 12:37:13 AM  
Here's one virgin saying he would definitely not hit it. What a whore. (Why am I in here? Because I like to laugh at the comments.)
 
2003-10-06 12:37:20 AM  
Farked. And worse, everyone says it's good. No fair :(
 
2003-10-06 12:37:54 AM  
I saw, and to be honest, its good. She has a real body on her. The boobs might be "enhanced" but all in all its nice stuff. The jeans were 80's trash however.
 
2003-10-06 12:38:16 AM  
Works for me! (took a little while to load, though)
 
2003-10-06 12:38:53 AM  
Hmm, looks cold out there. They are some nice ones though. :)
 
2003-10-06 12:39:04 AM  
OH, there we go now it worked
 
2003-10-06 12:39:36 AM  
worked for me. move along...
 
SGF
2003-10-06 12:39:45 AM  
She's sooooo white.
 
2003-10-06 12:39:49 AM  
FARKED!!!!!
 
2003-10-06 12:40:29 AM  
She is one fine biatch.
 
2003-10-06 12:40:34 AM  
BritneyStyle.com is where the pictures came from.
 
2003-10-06 12:40:42 AM  
2003-10-06 12:37:13 AM Machtyn


Here's one virgin saying he would definitely not hit it. What a whore. (Why am I in here? Because I like to laugh at the comments.)


1. Virgin, yea buddy, not by choice Im sure.
2. Whore? Yea but she also has more money than everyone you know.
3. Get out of your parents basement, and get out and enjoy.
4. I bet you fap like a pro, and did to that pic. Dont lie, we all know it.
 
2003-10-06 12:40:55 AM  
One pic came through for me. Looks good.

Unfortunately the presence of the big fat black men is really killing the mood.
 
2003-10-06 12:40:58 AM  
nvm it all loaded she's fugly tho
 
2003-10-06 12:42:22 AM  
I'd hit it like de la Hoya in the 12th round.
 
2003-10-06 12:42:56 AM  
I managed to get 10 out of 11 to load. It's on geoshiaties so someone else mirror it.
 
2003-10-06 12:43:16 AM  
ya, i'd defintly do her again
 
2003-10-06 12:43:17 AM  
Look close and you can see a little pubeage. She needs a shave and a haircut.

its a tattoo
 
2003-10-06 12:43:31 AM  
Website sans bandwidth...
 
2003-10-06 12:44:19 AM  
Wow. An overwhelming positive response for Britney. I had to check it out for myself. I must say, I agree. Those are probably the best Brit pics I've seen.
 
2003-10-06 12:45:19 AM  
Welcome to the Fark List. Here's a look at what's farked this week...
 
2003-10-06 12:46:56 AM  
"sem sutien"? Let's see, Google says "sem" is Portuguese for without.
 
2003-10-06 12:48:29 AM  
Meh.. hotter girls pretty much everywhere on campus...
 
2003-10-06 12:48:55 AM  
by my calulations, farkers are hitting that at least 20 times a second.


I hate you all so much for farking that away from me.
 
2003-10-06 12:49:16 AM  
z0mb13: the original site has 10 pics; there is no #8.
 
2003-10-06 12:50:17 AM  
For years, I never understood what the big deal about Britney Spears was. Now I see that she really is cute when she's not being skanked up by her puppetmasters.

/two more years til Britney does porn.
 
2003-10-06 12:50:20 AM  
z0mb13: your geocities page is farked in 60 seconds.
 
2003-10-06 12:51:10 AM  
11 Pictures
164,743 bytes per pic average

1,812,173 bytes total

Farkers have clicked on the above link 5443 times

That puts it at about 9,863,657,639 bytes, or 9.8 gigs worth of bandwidth requested by farkers in the last 20 minutes.

Behold the power...
 
2003-10-06 12:52:28 AM  
let's hope that a kind soul decides to share the pictures that they saved before the server got farked!
 
2003-10-06 12:53:05 AM  
For those of you who don't think britney is that great...

NSFW Cole Slaw Wrestling



/Mmm.
 
2003-10-06 12:53:11 AM  
Those breasts were a wise investment by Britney.
 
2003-10-06 12:53:33 AM  
I can't figure out why virgin boy up there says she's a whore. Do all women who leave home without the obligatory Burqua on qualify as a whore or just the ones you don't like?
 
2003-10-06 12:54:03 AM  
Yeah, thanks whoever for hosting such ridiculously huge pictures.

WHY ISN'T THIS A PHOTOSHOP?
 
2003-10-06 12:54:08 AM  
Nice, but getting old. It's time for Britney sans shirt and pants. Now THAT would be fappable.
 
2003-10-06 12:54:13 AM  
Anyone who says they would not hit it is full of crap. Also, they are a liar, their pants are on fire, and their nose is as long as a telephone wire.

So there.
 
2003-10-06 12:54:19 AM  
Goddamnit...why can't Toronto girls be this unprepared for cold weather?
 
2003-10-06 12:54:31 AM  
It takes so much to get me going anymore. Im mean like donkeys. I wish this would still work for me
 
2003-10-06 12:54:59 AM  
kconkcon, those are some huuuuuuuuuuuge biatches.
 
2003-10-06 12:55:06 AM  
My mirror

I think 20m handles traffic better than geocities, but we'll see
 
2003-10-06 12:56:14 AM  
It must've been chilly that day.

I've seen these before, more reasonably sized (the pics I mean), but I can't remember where.
 
2003-10-06 12:57:37 AM  
She's a woman.
 
Sim
2003-10-06 12:57:46 AM  
mmmm
i can't believe ppl hate on that girl. she fine.
 
2003-10-06 12:59:26 AM  
That Britney thread that was deleted and put back on TF sums it up for me.

But, anyways.

Fark.com, it's not news, it' Britney's.

[would not hit]
 
2003-10-06 12:59:50 AM  
Note to self: start working 'sans' into your vocabulary.
 
2003-10-06 01:01:16 AM  
It'd make a good addition to a pickup line.

"Hey girl, how about you and me hit the bedroom, sans pants?"
 
2003-10-06 01:04:18 AM  
MiTEG:
UR teh cool
 
2003-10-06 01:06:04 AM  
Let me again state on official rule of the Universe.

Every straight man, half the gay men, and one third of the women would hit it.

Anyone who says different is officially full of shiat.
 
2003-10-06 01:06:07 AM  
Is that Hootie?
 
2003-10-06 01:06:18 AM  
MiTEG: (singing) did you ever know that your my heeeeeroooooo?
 
2003-10-06 01:07:14 AM  
Its not farked yet, but getting close.

/claps for llDuffManll's calculations

you get the gold star for the day
 
2003-10-06 01:08:10 AM  
Another mirror for your fapping needs. sized down a touch too.
 
2003-10-06 01:09:29 AM  
Last scene of all, that ends this strange eventful history, is second childishness and mere oblivion, sans bra, sans dignity, sans taste, sans everything.
 
2003-10-06 01:09:35 AM  
Like sans through the hourglass?
 
2003-10-06 01:10:38 AM  
It looks like a really bad Sprite commercial from the pre-"obey your thirst" days.

Now regards to "hitting it"... hell no... there's a lot more women out there who are cleaner and better looking and who at least don't have a voice that makes you want to shove an ice pick in your ear.

There's nothing wrong with wanting to "hit it"... just raise the bar a little. So many guys want that, but it's not worth having and even if they could get it they never would because you would have to have a crap load of money to even try.
 
2003-10-06 01:12:28 AM  
The secret to her perky nipples.

[image from softer-ware.com too old to be available]
 
2003-10-06 01:14:42 AM  
"So many guys want that, but it's not worth having"

"[would not hit]"

"she's fugly tho"

These guys are all liars. Or jealous ladies. =P
 
2003-10-06 01:15:32 AM  
Mmmm...me like the peanut smugglers...
 
2003-10-06 01:16:55 AM  
I'D HIT IT! She's so hot!
 
2003-10-06 01:17:03 AM  
MiTEG - good work with the mirror...

But you're missing Pic #8.
Any other download-freak farkers out there going to share?
 
2003-10-06 01:18:06 AM  
What a great way to start the week.
 
2003-10-06 01:18:19 AM  
I wouldn't hit it, but that is only because my wife would have my head, unless, of course, i gave her the first shot...
 
2003-10-06 01:18:40 AM  
2003-10-06 12:25:17 AM roxtar

En espanol: me gusta

actually its either soy gusto or just gusto (or possibly gustario {sp?})

but i second dat anyway you say it :)
 
2003-10-06 01:18:47 AM  
YOU SKANKY HOE!!

Get someone to dress you decently...geesh!
 
2003-10-06 01:19:24 AM  
I'm fairly sure she is wearing a bra, just a sheer one. My wife has a bra that is fairly thin, and her nipples just poke right out if she has her brights on. You can even see the strap under Britneys t-shirt. Nice pics tho.
 
2003-10-06 01:19:26 AM  
I prefer nipples that are pointing upwards, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
 
2003-10-06 01:19:43 AM  
I'd hit it one more time.
 
2003-10-06 01:20:44 AM  
In the infinate wisdom of BBV, "Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh no........................."
 
2003-10-06 01:21:29 AM  
I mean BBD, wtf am I thinking
 
2003-10-06 01:22:36 AM  
I'd hit it... I'd also diss it, ignore it, fap to it, stare from afar at it... just long as I didn't have to converse with it.

/shivers
 
2003-10-06 01:23:26 AM  
whats she doing with the black dude?
 
2003-10-06 01:24:04 AM  
I'd split it.
 
2003-10-06 01:25:42 AM  
FOR ME TO POOP ON:
You mentioned a "britney sans pants"?
 
2003-10-06 01:26:14 AM  
Derrwent,

learning to "dance"
 
2003-10-06 01:26:36 AM  
Its all fun and games until someone gets an eye poked out.
 
2003-10-06 01:26:37 AM  
Let's see...

1. Ya, she's cute.
2. She looks like an idiot.
3. Those stupid jeans probably cost $300.
4. Now we know: fake.
 
2003-10-06 01:26:44 AM  
Actually, "me gusta" is correct. Translates to "it pleases me" (to me it pleases, literally).
 
2003-10-06 01:27:18 AM  
Looks like there are only 10 pics in the set...

I don't know about you, but these pics just go to prove, for once and for all, that Justin Timberlake must have his head stuck so far up his own ass (or us the ass of his ex-group mates) to have let her get away.
 
2003-10-06 01:27:37 AM  
I'd hit it, but first I'd make her stop doing that neck-flap/duck-mouth face she's making.

By the way, I saw some picture of her on a magazine cover a while back and I started cracking up. Total Pubage.

/nair.
 
2003-10-06 01:29:21 AM  
Those turkeys are done.
 
2003-10-06 01:30:04 AM  
Mmmm... cole slaw wrestling. See the worst combination in nature, fat chicks with tiny boobs.
 
2003-10-06 01:30:39 AM  
She is way too farking overated!!! Only reason she's still around are because of her ass and gozangas. That's all she has.
 
2003-10-06 01:31:08 AM  
Nice pants.
But really, though, nice nips. That's long-distance photography done well. I appreciate high-res pictures. Too bad they're fake boobies now, and it shows in those pictures. The shape of fake ones just isn't the same.
But I'd still hit it of course. She's hot, fake or not.
 
2003-10-06 01:31:11 AM  
Darng, does she use those pants to paint her house or what?
 
2003-10-06 01:31:17 AM  
08.jpg is the pic of her in a 4-way with the three black guys. I just didn't feel like sharing it.

/obvious
 
2003-10-06 01:31:24 AM  
jesus christ....i WAS tired...
 
2003-10-06 01:32:33 AM  
But what an ass, and what gazongas.
 
2003-10-06 01:32:41 AM  
all is good at the top of the mountains
 
2003-10-06 01:32:57 AM  
Genoistheshiat!:"Only reason she's still around are because of her ass and gozangas. That's all she has."

In American Pop culture, what else is there?

/titillated.
 
2003-10-06 01:33:02 AM  
I'd double down...then I'd hit it.
[image from members.cox.net too old to be available]
Wouldn't you?
 
2003-10-06 01:33:31 AM  
Um, when was the last time you guys were on a college campus? Plenty of chicks way hotter than Britney, and I'm sure some of them would let you "hit it" if you got them trashed enough.
 
2003-10-06 01:33:33 AM  
Damn, it's farked... I'll have to find someone else to go fap fap fap to.
 
2003-10-06 01:33:55 AM  
You would double down?! Never, EVER split 10's. Now, I wouldn't mind splitting those uprights....
 
2003-10-06 01:35:10 AM  
She is way too farking overated!!! Only reason she's still around are because of her ass and gozangas. That's all she has.

I mean a mouth and a heartbeat would be nice but they're not deal breakers. Does she need anything more?
 
2003-10-06 01:35:33 AM  
farked
 
2003-10-06 01:35:50 AM  
BigJake
personally I wouldnt....But I couldnt find any lower cards

all I could find was face cards
 
2003-10-06 01:37:05 AM  
I would totally hate fark the hell out of her.
End it all with blowing my loan in her hand and then make her slap herself in the face.
HAW
 
2003-10-06 01:37:59 AM  
She looks remarkably like my ex-wife in those pictures. How strangely unnattractive. Even with the nipples showing. My ex tends to wear stupid hats like those, and the wannabe grunge jeans. The same long blond hair, the same blank look on the face... uggh, I liked Britney better as the slutty Barbie doll.
 
2003-10-06 01:38:45 AM  
Fa-ake. But that was great fun to see the expressions on her face in the pictures. Never fails to amuse.
 
2003-10-06 01:39:02 AM  
I'd hit it like jebus with a hammer.

/maybe not so obscure carpenter reference.
 
2003-10-06 01:39:12 AM  
Well...to all those that wouldnt hit it..sorry to hear that

But me personally...I would do things to britney that I judge myself for thinking about
 
2003-10-06 01:39:19 AM  
I'd like to see if I could tune in London on those jubblies!

/twisty, twisty.
 
2003-10-06 01:39:24 AM  
Natural boobies > fake boobies.
 
2003-10-06 01:39:53 AM  
She exhibits really bad posture in pic #7.

Otherwise, not spectacular.
 
2003-10-06 01:39:59 AM  
she seems to be getting soft in the middle. she used to have those lines below the belly button and above the woohoo like a men's health cover model. now shes kinda...err...not so much.
 
2003-10-06 01:41:21 AM  
It's faptacular!
 
2003-10-06 01:41:36 AM  
2003-10-06 12:57:46 AM Sim

mmmm
i can't believe ppl hate on that girl. she fine.


Hate on? 2/10 for execution.
 
2003-10-06 01:43:58 AM  
Not Farked as of when i just went to it

yes she is cute but to high mainanace for me
 
2003-10-06 01:44:04 AM  
ok, I know I am going to regret this:

http://www.mildlydisturbed.com/fark/britnobra01.jpg
http://www.mildlydisturbed.com/fark/britnobra02.jpg
http://www.mildlydisturbed.com/fark/britnobra03.jpg
http://www.mildlydisturbed.com/fark/britnobra04.jpg
http://www.mildlydisturbed.com/fark/britnobra05.jpg
http://www.mildlydisturbed.com/fark/britnobra06.jpg
http://www.mildlydisturbed.com/fark/britnobra07.jpg
there was no 8 in my cache
http://www.mildlydisturbed.com/fark/britnobra09.jpg
http://www.mildlydisturbed.com/fark/britnobra10.jpg
http://www.mildlydisturbed.com/fark/britnobra11.jpg

honestly in 7 it looks like she has on a bra and nipples... guessing it's a fake. Either that or she just goes for nipple bras...

I viewed the page 1 time and then it was farked...
 
2003-10-06 01:46:58 AM  
jesus, those things are sharp.

/mmm, pointy.
 
2003-10-06 01:47:00 AM  
Spamdog yeah all the guys saying they wouldn't hit it are virgin losers living in thier parents basement. While idiots like you are saying they would hit it are obvioulsy homo's trying not to out themselves.
 
2003-10-06 01:47:17 AM  
You know, I WOULD kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but that's mostly because I don't like crackers. Potato chips, on the other hand...
 
2003-10-06 01:47:49 AM  
C'mon, guys, not every bra can block an erect nipple.
 
2003-10-06 01:52:58 AM  
God bless her.
 
2003-10-06 01:53:00 AM  
I am not a homo and I'd hit it. And if i was, I'd still probably hit it.

I'd beg for it. Give it too her. Donkey punch her. Video tape it. Fap to it. Brag to all my friends. And hope the old ball and chain never found out.
 
2003-10-06 01:54:18 AM  
The site isn't farked, but for some reason it wouldnt let me download the little farkers to disc. If you right click and do the "copy to clipboard" command (i dont know exactly what it's called on a PC) and then open photoshop, open a new blank canvas, and paste then save, you're golden. Just a public service to anyone who wants these shots on their computer.
 
2003-10-06 01:54:59 AM  
Whoopdie-shiat, some girl with nipplies poking through a tee-shirt.
If this thread isn't completely over-reacting about some mundane phenomenon, I don't know what is.
 
2003-10-06 01:55:28 AM  
Site seems to be un-farked on and off...

it comes, it goes... much like cheese
 
2003-10-06 01:57:44 AM  
She's kind of fat and dumpy. I'd ratherr hit one of the girls from TATU. Besides, thems nips be fakers.
 
2003-10-06 01:59:08 AM  
Would I hit her? Heavens to Betsy Yes I would!

However, she really doesn't do much for me. For some reason, I truly cannot look at a picture and identify the person as Britney (unless I knew it before hand.) I just don't recognize her face.

She doesn't have a butterface, it's just a bland face.
 
2003-10-06 02:00:58 AM  
I'd hit it
 
2003-10-06 02:01:44 AM  
3:1 says this guy was fappin it hard when he was taking these pics...
 
2003-10-06 02:03:29 AM  
 
2003-10-06 02:04:48 AM  
 
2003-10-06 02:05:20 AM  
I mean, of course, I'd hit it...but her music still sucks...
 
2003-10-06 02:05:49 AM  
farked
 
2003-10-06 02:06:10 AM  
2003-10-06 12:28:38 AM z0mb13
Look close and you can see a little pubeage. She needs a shave and a haircut.


lol...if those were her pubes then even a lady sasquatch would be jealous; christ, she'd have a bush 6 inches high! Methinks it's time for you to visit the neighborhood bar...shavedandbare.com just isnt preparing you for the real world, son.
[image from travisely.com too old to be available]

2003-10-06 01:20:44 AM iron_city_ap
In the infinate wisdom of BBV, "Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh no........................."


ahem...infinIte wisdom of BBD (as in devoe, of Bel and Biv fame)
 
2003-10-06 02:09:44 AM  
Britney sans bra WITH SHIRT.


That wasn't part of the deal!
 
2003-10-06 02:13:57 AM  
Stupid hat, stupid jeans. I like the shirt though.

I'd hit it, but i'd take her farking mouth shut first. Video tape and sell on the internet for sure.
 
2003-10-06 02:14:24 AM  
here's a pic from the 'mtv kiss' diff perspective, shows a little something,


nsfw-nsfw-nsfw, i need to learn to do that

posting thing
 
2003-10-06 02:15:38 AM  
this is the kiss, but a diff view,


not safe for work


http://members.tccoa.com/silouette/Britmadonna.jpg
 
2003-10-06 02:15:43 AM  
/Still waiting for the Olsen Twins Bra-less Link.
 
2003-10-06 02:16:21 AM  
I mean tape her mouth shut. And her shoes are shiat too.
 
2003-10-06 02:33:53 AM  
She doesn't have fake breasts. I know that makes you sad, I know you want to dis her fineness. The fact is, she is farking hot.
 
2003-10-06 02:36:46 AM  
Very, very nice.
 
2003-10-06 02:41:15 AM  
i love you britney.
 
2003-10-06 02:44:57 AM  
While Ms. Spears is most certianly teh hotness... I have seen some gals on campus that give her a run for her money.. well... not literally... but you know what I mean...

As a side note... I have as much chance with those chics as I do Spears... *sigh*
 
2003-10-06 02:51:30 AM  
cokemonkey

Sorry bud, that is a tattoo on her right side. Check the last Britney Boobies post comments on fark.

Better luck next time...

//spoiler
 
2003-10-06 02:53:18 AM  
err, not cokemonkey, I meant z0mb13.
 
2003-10-06 02:54:56 AM  
pubes, no. that's got to be a tat. popstars are ultra well-groomed otherwise they wouldn't be popstars. how would 8 year old girls react to beaver let alone 14 yr old boys?
 
2003-10-06 03:06:26 AM  
that looks fake!
 
2003-10-06 03:12:08 AM  
sooo old. goddamn, i can't believe i read through this entire comments section just to see those damn pics again.

/looked at every single pic a second time
 
2003-10-06 03:14:56 AM  
hmmmmm . . .

guys wonder why its hard to get a girl to sleep with you. Well I'll tell you why. Because clearly, if I judge males from fark (not a good place to judge them, but bear with me on this example please), any girl who is sexy and dresses like she likes her body and/or enjoys sex is either:

a. ugly
b. a nasty disease filled skank that you wouldn't hit with a stolen dick

gee. . .after reading this does this make me want to sleep with any guy until I'm married? NOPE.

Thanks for perpetuating the age old double standard that a guy who gets laid all the time is a hero and a girl who dares to get laid to any guy she's not married to is a nasty skank that should be touched.

oh yeah, and good luck getting laid, asshats.
 
2003-10-06 03:15:25 AM  
How does she NOT have fake breasts?

Don't feel like digging up that flash animation, but how can you explain these pictures?
 
2003-10-06 03:15:33 AM  
hey lucid one,

why should I tape her mouth shut?

Aren't there better uses for it?
 
2003-10-06 03:16:21 AM  
bah. that should read that "any girl who dares to sleep with more than one guy in her lifetime is a nasty skank who shouldn't be touched."

but you know what I mean.
 
2003-10-06 03:16:59 AM  
Nevermind the non-working HTML:

http://www.celebrity-pics.net/dp/files/1-7.jpg
 
2003-10-06 03:34:23 AM  
They're so fake. And nice chin flaps.
 
2003-10-06 03:37:33 AM  
You can leave your hat on...
 
2003-10-06 03:41:01 AM  
Am I the only one who is suspicious that these "spontaneous" photos feature a prominently displayed Sprite can, with the logo carefully placed for maximum exposure?

Sprite! The drink that makes Britney talk to you, even if yer some dumpy tech guy!
 
2003-10-06 03:41:48 AM  
It was improper for that young lady to appear in public without undergarments. It raises the lust in men's loins when a female displays her wares so unashamedly. Unsupported breasts bobbling and gently curved belly flauntingly exposed.Hussy!
 
2003-10-06 03:42:13 AM  
limbo would say she's overrated by the media cuz she's white.
 
2003-10-06 03:43:52 AM  
2003-10-06 03:14:56 AM One_Fierce_Camel_Toe
blah blah blah blah blah, etc. etc. etc.


A. Way to stereotype.
B. I don't get what's in some Farkers' heads, either.
C. Same with the "she's too fat" "she's too skinny" crap.
D. I'm sure I'll regret saying something.
E. But I don't care.
 
2003-10-06 03:57:46 AM  
Farkin' 'ell! If she's not careful, she could have an eye out with one of those!
 
2003-10-06 03:58:49 AM  
The_Pink_Pimp:

I'd tape her mouth shut because as soon as she opens it her IQ drops about 50 points. And she won't spontaneously break into some crap song when i'm sliding the sausage in.

But you're welcome to use it for other means.
 
2003-10-06 03:59:14 AM  
Yakivegas: You still here? It's not everyday I run into someone from Yakima on Fark.
 
2003-10-06 04:07:42 AM  
The little pearl necklace thing she's wearing really makes it for me.
 
2003-10-06 04:20:45 AM  
You asked for it....

[image from mediaservice.photoisland.com too old to be available]
 
2003-10-06 04:24:24 AM  
Looking at the pictures again, these really don't seem to be that out of the ordinary. I've seen her in pics before without adequate nipple coverage.
 
2003-10-06 04:24:44 AM  
Britney's various (and varying) implants are a little down on this page here -> http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/cat_bad_boob_job.html
 
2003-10-06 04:26:16 AM  
Oh yes indeed. Nice way to start a Monday.
 
2003-10-06 04:40:48 AM  
the best boobs money can buy
 
2003-10-06 04:42:56 AM  
She looks like this girl I boned once! OK I didn't bone her but I could of. ok I couldn't have boned her but OH FARK IT.... I would lick Britney where she wee's.
/Working while drunk from the night before RULES!!!
 
2003-10-06 04:58:00 AM  
2003-10-06 12:40:42 AM nomales


2003-10-06 12:37:13 AM Machtyn


Here's one virgin saying he would definitely not hit it. What a whore. (Why am I in here? Because I like to laugh at the comments.)

1. Virgin, yea buddy, not by choice Im sure.
2. Whore? Yea but she also has more money than everyone you know.
3. Get out of your parents basement, and get out and enjoy.
4. I bet you fap like a pro, and did to that pic. Dont lie, we all know it.


Why is it so hard to believe that some people wouldn't actually whore themselves to some slutty pop-queen? I wouldn't want to hit Britney, any more than I would a porn star that got famous from doing hundreds of hardcore movies.

Nasty.
 
2003-10-06 05:10:55 AM  
Yeh but what has she done for mankind. I mean look at Bruce Willis.....


/nothing.. sorry.. oh and Id hit it again and again and again...
 
2003-10-06 05:11:29 AM  
Jesus loves you Magic.
 
2003-10-06 05:14:33 AM  
Ok, Magic. I'll bite.

First, I doubt Ms. Spears has had many more men than the usual hottie. Does this make her a whore? Maybe. It depends on your definition. But, I have yet to see her in "hundreds of hardcore movies."

If she's getting some, good for her. Hell, I like a girl who knows what she's doing.
 
2003-10-06 05:31:32 AM  
But, I have yet to see her in "hundreds of hardcore movies."

Perhaps I was exaggerating, but still, I would not hit it, any more than I would hit Augulaira or however the hell you spell her name.
 
2003-10-06 05:33:00 AM  
Besides, she's just about average compared to all the girls that live around here, and many of them don't need several hours of photo editing to look super-super-super-super-duper hot.
 
2003-10-06 05:39:51 AM  
Magic - your talking tokens are revoked!
 
2003-10-06 06:01:45 AM  
Bandwidth Limit Exceeded


nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
2003-10-06 06:02:53 AM  
That girl is going to plump up like a ball park frank within the next few years.

Oh, wait...no she won't....she'll just lipo enough fat out of her ass to keep a soap factory in raw materials for a year.

Seriously, the images are either fake or she's wearing little fake nipples. I mean, c'mon...you can see that she's got a bra on. You ever seen nipples like that thru a bra?

The funny thing is the only way she can keep the limelight on her is acting like a little lesbo-ho and snogging Madonna. Personally, I think she's on the last seconds of her 15 minutes.
 
2003-10-06 06:08:00 AM  
Damn, site closed. Did somebody get a copy of those?

I hope the guy was on a flat rate for hosting up to the point they got cut.
 
2003-10-06 06:22:23 AM  
Exactly how long is 15 minutes of fame? 5 years? 10?
 
2003-10-06 06:44:20 AM  
I fock Britney Spears in a second. And I'm 39 yrs old. But, DAMN! For a 22 yr old chick she sure does have a shatload of baby fat!!

I guess One Fierce Camel Toe decided to shut up than put up. My guess is she's a dude anyway.

Boy, THAT sounded weird.
 
2003-10-06 06:52:46 AM  
hostile projectiles!!!!
 
2003-10-06 07:09:33 AM  
OneFierceCamelToe-

I just want to point out that there is a difference between dressing "sexy" to arouse the interest of potential male partners and dressing..erm.. "skankily," just so you can get attention without any sexual advances intended. Britney Spears doesn't dress like that to get laid: she dresses like that to get attention. THAT is what I don't like. I am impressed by girls who can dress provocatively solely in the attempt to catch the male, but that simply isn't what she is doing. I don't really mind britney spears, and I don't really mind David Blaine. But there is a common thread to both of them: Lots of people don't like Blaine because he uses cheap methods to get people to pay attention to him (i.e. Acting like hes a master of grandeur and intrigue when he's just sitting in a box for a month); similarly, Spears uses cheap methods to get people to pay attention to her (i.e. wearing more and more skanky outfits so guys will continue to pine over her)
I would also point out that this is EXACTLY the reason why a lot of guys in this thread have pointed out that they like these pics better than most of her others -- she looks pretty, but it is not intended to draw attention (to "attention whore," as it's often called) to herself. And that's quite appealing, I agree.
 
2003-10-06 07:16:37 AM  
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2003-10-06 07:32:11 AM  
Camel Toe posts the same way ALL THE TIME. Usually begging for some poor unsuspecting shlub's e-mail address (yes, including my own!) She seems to always be in the boobies links too. So my conclusion, she's a HE! Hear that OFCT? You've been found out dude. Sorry, but hot chicks like Sweater Girl don't always (if ever?) hang out in the sex links. But I swear, it is possible... are you SURE you're not Slacker24/7? If not, then she has another evil twin...
 
2003-10-06 07:41:09 AM  
I hate bandwidth
 
2003-10-06 07:52:51 AM  
Server sans bandwidth.
 
2003-10-06 08:01:12 AM  
You ever seen nipples like that thru a bra?

Yes. And they weren't fake. Different materials often do that. Thickly lined, or padded bras are not as popular as one would think.
 
2003-10-06 08:07:36 AM  
holy jeez i just wanna touch em!
 
2003-10-06 08:12:19 AM  
Nipples aside, those breasts are clearly fake.
 
2003-10-06 08:12:45 AM  
Britney looks good in those shots for sure, and apparently the security guy thinks so too - he keeps looking at her and not at her surroundings. He's SO fired....
 
2003-10-06 08:12:46 AM  
you know... since Brittney's breastses have 'grown'... i dont think she's ever not had nip-ons.

and it seems to me i remember reading about a surgical procedure which can explain both pheonomena.
 
2003-10-06 08:16:38 AM  
holy moly!
 
2003-10-06 08:41:53 AM  
Not bad pic, but I'll take Jessica Simpson anyday. Better looking and bigger tatas.
 
2003-10-06 08:53:01 AM  
I love listening to internet virgins argue about Brit's bra.

/shakes head at the young'uns.

Yoou OBVIOUSLY havn't seen enough breasts outside of the net. She might have had implants once, but those are real by the way they hang when she leaned to the side.

They do have uplifting cresents now, no way to know if a woman has those or not.

/doesn't care either way, would hit it hard
 
2003-10-06 09:01:51 AM  
yeah, but would you hit it if she confessed to being a hermaphrodite?
 
2003-10-06 09:06:17 AM  
I am wondering if her ankles will fit through those hoop earrings. Because if they can...
 
2003-10-06 09:12:05 AM  
Still nothing from the Toe. Obvious.

Spoonfed's Buddy: That is one shat eatin' grin on your face dude. Actually is looks like you are two sheets to the wind too bro!
 
2003-10-06 09:17:21 AM  
cowman muses:

I am wondering if her ankles will fit through those hoop earrings. Because if they can...

No need...just put her in some "fark me" pumps and slip the heels through the hoops. Of course she'd have to be flexible enough to hold that position and not rip her ear lobes off, but given that she dances (therefore is probably very flexible) and appears to be a good shape, that shouldn't be an issue. Not that I'm envisioning her right now that way. Of course not.

--h
 
2003-10-06 09:20:15 AM  
I think the boobies are real. Miracle bras and tape are the order of the day for women in the media who want to show (or not show) cleavage. Her tatas hang awfully low when only semi holstered, ala the bikini shots earlier this summer or the see through white T-Shirt she wore with no bra. When she lays back they flop to the side too.

As for THO... some women, especially younger and more physically active or sexually diverse women get THO alot and there are plenty of bras and shirts that let you see em. I have seen much bigger THO on girls back in college and here on the streets of NY. It's not like she is wearing a thickly padded bra and a fluffy sweater in those pics you know.
 
2003-10-06 09:25:47 AM  
I see her two, and raise by one!
 
2003-10-06 09:31:11 AM  
Anyone have a clearer picture of this Rolling Stones cover? This is the infamous issue where she had a fierce black happy trail going past her belly button. In this image it has been obscured though...

[image from images.rollingstone.com too old to be available]
 
2003-10-06 09:41:54 AM  
From a girls point of view, she looks so much better with little make-up and sans photoshopping.

Sans, what a great word. Almost as good as plethora.

Also, nipples go right through bras, unless they are padded to keep out the cold :)
 
2003-10-06 09:47:16 AM  
Stack-tacular.
 
2003-10-06 09:54:28 AM  
Drink Sprite, everyone.
 
2003-10-06 09:56:53 AM  
Yeah, I'd throw it in her...
 
2003-10-06 10:01:06 AM  
I'd take my tongue and give her a plethora of licking in all the right places. Of course I'm fantasizing that Britney is sans pubic hair...

That is a good word Sootsy.

However my fave is incorrigible.
 
2003-10-06 10:10:16 AM  
Incorrigible has been applied to me many times. That one's great too.
 
2003-10-06 10:19:34 AM  
The mystery of Britney's Breasts.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/britneyboobs.shtml


Sorry don't know how to make it link...lacking basic geek skills.

I agree with a previous FemFarker who said, and I'm paraphrasing here, it's no wonder you're all virgins. You guys desperately need to learn some basic anatomy.

1. Pubes are generally not that high or that thick. As suggested, probably a tat.
2. No bra. If you have any amount of flesh on you...and she does, you will get a bra-line under your arm. Bras bind flesh. That's how they hold those puppies up in that perky way you seem to find so fascinating.
3. I realize it's disappointing, but those of the opposite sex are simple, flawed human beings. Learn to live with it. We have.
 
2003-10-06 10:19:52 AM  
I feel sorta sorry for her looking at those pictures. Yeah, I know she is rich and this is what she wanted blah blah blah, but I still feel sorta sorry for her.
 
2003-10-06 10:20:54 AM  
Her eyes are too far apart and she has that vacant stare... her body is still hot though, but those clothes look uber dorky on her.

She needs a new fashion consultant. Seriously.
 
2003-10-06 10:20:54 AM  
Are these pictures really from the new Esquire? Not the cover pose, these are from inside, and if they are real, they are probably NSFW:

http://www.britneyalbum.com/categories.php?cat_id=268
 
2003-10-06 10:25:04 AM  
Un-Farking believeable! I,d hit it no questions asked!
 
2003-10-06 10:25:40 AM  
Mother f...
 
2003-10-06 10:26:37 AM  
yabba yabba yabba
 
2003-10-06 10:31:07 AM  
DAYYYYYYYYEM!
 
2003-10-06 10:38:34 AM  
I'd hit it after coaxing her out of those underoos.

/also fantasizing that she's sans pubes down there
 
2003-10-06 10:45:49 AM  
Good Glaven!

It's a cold cruel world when Madonna gets farther with Britney than I (or damn near everyone else) ever will.

It's JUST NOT FAIR!
 
2003-10-06 10:47:04 AM  
Those aren't pubes, for Farks sakes.

It's the tip of a tat she's got there.

Yeow.
 
2003-10-06 10:47:59 AM  
fnarf!
 
2003-10-06 10:48:30 AM  
you are an odd duck
 
2003-10-06 11:00:12 AM  
Now it all makes sense.

She's a multinational pea smuggler.
 
2003-10-06 11:01:43 AM  

2003-10-06 06:44:20 AM Ironcross
I fock Britney Spears in a second. And I'm 39 yrs old. But, DAMN! For a 22 yr old chick she sure does have a shatload of baby fat!!
- - - -
2003-10-06 01:57:44 AM buddascrayon
She's kind of fat and dumpy. I'd ratherr hit one of the girls from TATU. Besides, thems nips be fakers.


Mental Retardation takes many forms, as we can see. And how the fark is she supposed to have fake nipples? Sweet Christ, thats a retarded statement.


2003-10-06 10:39:46 AM CorporateAccount
xtonyx
I win!
LAST POST! w00t!


sucker
 
2003-10-06 11:06:40 AM  
Sure looks like she's wearing a bra in these pics. Fake nipple-age.
 
2003-10-06 11:16:41 AM  
There's hotter. Furthermore, she's gettin a little tubby. Time for the "Finger-down-gullet" diet. Not to mention she's dumb as dirt. (I bet the only reason that those guys are standing around her is because of those nice nips.)

/Loser Virgin, getting more ass than a toilet seat
 
2003-10-06 11:17:15 AM  
 
2003-10-06 11:22:41 AM  
Of course I'd fark her! I'm just tired of her and her prick teasing....call me when she's naked and shows it.
 
2003-10-06 11:27:02 AM  
Cokemonkey

evidently you didn't see the "product" displayed about 1/4 the way down in this thread :o)
 
2003-10-06 11:31:36 AM  
i heard from some news thingamagig that if her record doesn't sell well (unlikely) that she WILL pose for playboy... DON'T BUY THAT FKIN CD!!
 
2003-10-06 11:32:11 AM  
If given the opportunity to do so, I would most certaintly have sex with Britney. But as it is, I'm only turned on by total female nudity. At first, I was attracted to women so long as they were average in appearence. Then, it took women wearing clevage to get me in the mode. Now, as a young man in my twenties, I'm just plain sick of women wearing cloths all the time and now nothing short of the girl stripping first will get me in the mode for sex. What this means is that I could date a regular girl and the thought of having sex with her would not cross my mind unless I saw her naked first.
 
2003-10-06 11:37:04 AM  
i'm going to have to agree with Alden_Sloop - the only emotion i feel in relation to britney spears is pity. i know a lot of people would say something about all the money and the fame, but unless she's actually much smarter than i think she is (and i'm not really holding my breath on that - sorry to you louisiana farkers), i think her life is going to suck nuts in about 10 years. which kind of presents an interesting question - would you rather have everything for 10 years and be miserable for the rest of your life, or just have things pretty good the whole time?
 
2003-10-06 11:41:24 AM  
Don't mean to be a bastard, but the name One_Fierce_Camel_Toe kind of makes you disregard everything she says standing up for women.

On a side note, looking at these pictures gets me so excited I'd tap anyone just for an outlet
 
2003-10-06 11:41:54 AM  
What I am amazed at, after all that work to get the pictures mirrored for the poor saps who posted it in the first place, is that Britt is giving some dap. Lost amidst the comments about her nip caps, her farkability, her skeezy image makeover, and Timberlake's judgement. Just thought I'd point out that the girl is down with her bodyguards.
 
2003-10-06 12:00:20 PM  
I would put it on a plate and sop it up with a biscuit
 
2003-10-06 12:00:31 PM  
2003-10-06 11:27:02 AM Youphoric
Cokemonkey
evidently you didn't see the "product" displayed about 1/4 the way down in this thread :o)


lol...I stand corrected, you really can have fake nipples. Nevertheless, Im going to go with 'real' on these, because honestly its the easiest explanation. I try not to act/feel superior around here, I really do...but I hear 'fake tits', 'fake nipples', bra, no bra...and its hard. In 27 years I've seen a good number of breasts, both fettered and un-, naked and clothed, and if theres one thing I've learned about women its that they come in a limitless variety. Bra/no bra in these pics? Probably no, Id say, but its anybodys guess in the absence of straps. To say youre 100% sure either way just makes you look inexperienced with women. Same with the boob job; sorry guys, shes worth millions: shes not gonna get some $2k surgery that lets any basement masturbator know shes had the surgery. If shes had implants theyre likely to be so well done that youd never know it, i.e. not standing straight up, not too round, etc. Real looking, in other words.
 
2003-10-06 12:00:36 PM  
Christ, if women only wore tight tshirts and low slung blue jeans the world would be a better place.

'fashion', via expensive/overdesigned clothing is a tool for the unattractive and those without self confidence.

And fat... wtf? You people are insane, or trolling. You gotta have a pretty farked up concept of health and body image to call anyone who looks like that fat.
 
2003-10-06 12:00:57 PM  
farkalicious!
 
2003-10-06 12:12:25 PM  
cockmonkey and forcemycockin:

Lighten up dudes. I didn't say she was fat. I said baby fat. You two dumbarses know what baby fat is? Probably not. Look at her stomach and then check out Janet Jackson's and tell me who's is tighter. But I'm getting off the beaten track with you to yap yap yappers. Because if you go here,

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003450827,00.jpg

there's no baby fat at all and I take it back. Ok dorks?

(I forgot my HTML, I will relearn it when I get home.)
/Bows head in shame.
 
2003-10-06 12:16:39 PM  
"'fashion', via expensive/overdesigned clothing is a tool for the unattractive and those without self confidence."

I bet those jeans cost retarded amounts of $$s.
 
2003-10-06 12:23:29 PM  
Just so everyone shuts up, it is a tattoo! Not sasquatch pubes!
 
2003-10-06 12:29:16 PM  
Thank you Ironcross, for the Sun pic.
 
2003-10-06 12:36:04 PM  
it looks like she's wearing a bra, but with built-in nipple pellets. i swear she got one of those adjustable boob jobs, they always look different...pump it up or let the air out.
 
2003-10-06 12:36:07 PM  
Count me amongst the unimpressed
Be she half-clothed or full undressed.
Image is all that Britney's has got,
poor rich short legged dim dumb twat.

Response to One_Fierce_Camel_Toe:
You cannot know all that I know.
I've been through women much like water
bedded sisters, moms, and daughters.

I've seen your posts both there and here:
"You don't like her? Farking queer!"
Or even worse "You must defile
little boys, you pedophile!"

People all have different tastes
from twiggy flat chests to fat waists.
If you can't take that rhyme as true
may God have pity upon you.

That's my poem post for this thread
I'm off to read Slashdot instead.
One more thing before we're parted:
I'd hit it though she's way retarded!

;-)
 
2003-10-06 12:58:55 PM  
Your pithy rhyme one flaw decrees
You know her as well as she knows me.
Tis shallow to catcall the rich
No basis is there to call her biatch.

Fame not earned, I will agree
But spare the dose of green envy.
Her music sucks, I will not lie
Tho her bosom cannot be denied!

Her breasts leave most men with out wont
Be they goddess given or from DuPont.
But then all cleavage I find much prized
Be it hottie tits or those plus sized.

So everyone relax, and grin.
God made tits so we all can win.
So that is my rhyme writ and made,
I'm off to read Penny Arcade.
 
2003-10-06 01:19:55 PM  
Arrest that girl! She's smuggling raisins!
 
2003-10-06 01:22:16 PM  
I love those red X's :\
 
2003-10-06 01:24:22 PM  
MMM Tasty! I just wish all the gay guys and jealous women would stop hating on her. She's ultimate fap material. If the hating ladies spent as much time working out as they did hating on britney, they'd look half as good as her.
 
2003-10-06 01:24:46 PM  
I stand here guilty as you've charged
half-cocked into this thread I barged
And as I am but one half wit
I didn't think, just hit submit.

So here I tender my regrets
to those whom my post dander's gets.
I apologize, I meant no harm
I'll keep a check upon my smarm.
 
2003-10-06 01:27:49 PM  
Britney is so hot
Want to suck on the nipples
Feeding time for me


/got nothin
 
2003-10-06 01:34:52 PM  
What a fat biatch.
 
2003-10-06 01:52:57 PM  
Links that are Not Safe For Work are to be labeled as such.
Carry on.
 
2003-10-06 01:53:48 PM  
Exactly how long is 15 minutes of fame? 5 years? 10?


Madonna's been at 14:59 for the past 20 years. Or so they say.

What a fat biatch.

This is why women are anorexic.
 
2003-10-06 02:03:05 PM  
id hit it
 
2003-10-06 02:23:43 PM  
Too bad she's an idiot...
 
kab
2003-10-06 02:56:52 PM  
"What a fat biatch."

What a single lonely poster.
 
2003-10-06 03:00:49 PM  
kick-farking-ass
 
2003-10-06 03:06:17 PM  

pole_of_justice: have to agree, the pics look too posed. I think this is a bit of guerilla marketing for her badd grrl persona.


/far too cynical for anyone's good

 
2003-10-06 03:28:42 PM  
Fake knobs. Teeny Music. Personality by MTV. I don't think this qualifies as interesting.
 
2003-10-06 03:40:28 PM  
Pic Mirrored Here

Along with other Brit pics :)
 
2003-10-06 03:41:41 PM  
 
2003-10-06 04:06:51 PM  
...but she's all fat and lumpy...
...fat spilling over the top of a girl's pants doesn't do it for me...
...neither does a beer belly...

blech.
 
2003-10-06 04:07:12 PM  
 
2003-10-06 04:30:27 PM  
yknow, as many records as she's sold, you would think she could afford a pair of pants that didn't have paint all over them!
 
2003-10-06 04:41:15 PM  
creeto's ideal woman:

[image from proana.hpg.ig.com.br too old to be available]
 
2003-10-06 04:47:20 PM  
I've hit it.

Wait, no I haven't. But would I? You damn skippy.

And to all the farking liars here who claim they wouldn't - you are all a bunch of, well, farking liars. You know deep down that you'd hit it. Again and again and again.

**Fiefdom

/and again and again...
 
2003-10-06 05:19:13 PM  
Fat? no, I'd consider that thin

Not too thin

But still a lot of bone that can be felt

Britney doesn't look very soft

And there is way too much muscle under that skin

Softness is good, mmhmmmmm.

And VoicesCarry, as much as I'm nit that into horribly thin girls, she is MUCH prettier than Britney
 
2003-10-06 05:21:28 PM  
Everytime I think I'm over her, I see pics like this and fall for her again. Goddamn she's purty and sexy and all that.

/sad man
 
2003-10-06 06:21:10 PM  
For those of you who are imaginationally challenged (click here)
 
2003-10-06 06:22:10 PM  
 
2003-10-06 06:22:48 PM  
Oh yeah...NSFW
 
2003-10-06 06:47:23 PM  
This is going to be third on the top links list if anyone cares to know.
 
2003-10-06 08:41:54 PM  
Wow! coleslaw wrestling is awesome. Check out the Snoopy heads on this contestant! NSFW Snoopy heads
 
2003-10-06 09:09:13 PM  
Dumb as a wall and about as virginal as the high school slut, but she can look good on occasion. This is one such occasion.
 
2003-10-06 09:35:13 PM  
So, she's not wearing a bra. She's still wearing a shirt. Geez, you people are easy to please!
 
2003-10-06 10:05:37 PM  
I want to touch them. Bad.
 
2003-10-06 10:27:34 PM  
Britney sans pants was a lot better.
 
2003-10-06 10:30:12 PM  
We need Britney sans clothes next.
 
2003-10-07 12:50:31 AM  
Voicescarry
Yikes! Where did dig up that mutant?
 
2003-10-07 01:12:11 AM  
I don't know... Britney looks like she might gain a few pounds in teh future and be all chunky like. But why would you want a long term relationship with her?
 
2003-10-07 01:46:43 AM  
Judging from the angle of those things I'd guess the black guy just asked her which way south was.
 
2003-10-07 02:25:56 AM  
Hmmm....

test
 
2003-10-07 09:33:31 AM  
Only the first day after Yom Kippur and I'm already in temptation and many others.
 
2003-10-07 03:18:46 PM  
Check out what be farked is:
 
2003-10-07 04:23:23 PM  
*** if anyone got this far in the thread ****
****** these boobies have been farked *******
**** not real nipples, sorry to disappoint **
 
2003-10-07 05:31:32 PM  

Here is my to scents

Horatio
Sanz-Talent

 
2003-10-07 06:04:09 PM  
Absolutely Outstanding
 
2003-10-07 10:27:29 PM  
I love her, I'd hit it baby one more time. ;)

I didn't like most of her Rolling Stone pics that much by comparison... there's something about a lot of Rolling Stone pics that look really farked up, it doesn't look like the same person, almost like it's really just a Tussaud's wax figure representation.

Nice Bristols...
 
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