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Tawnos

2011-11-19 03:25:14 AM

I don't know what's better, my thrill over the dbag burglars being caught....or the woman's concern that her cats are stressed out.

bunner

2011-11-19 06:49:46 AM

What do you know. Policemen. Doing police work. Like police.

GungFu

2011-11-19 08:46:16 AM

burgled.

No formicatation needified in sexificatizing the word.

MooseUpNorth

2011-11-19 08:58:34 AM

Sweet!

PizzaJedi81

2011-11-19 09:04:33 AM

GungFu: burgled.

No formicatation needified in sexificatizing the word.

For your edificationization. (new window)

enad58

2011-11-19 09:08:51 AM

As always, the video ends right when the fun begins.

Danceswithwires

2011-11-19 09:09:28 AM

Farkin Awesome

GungFu

2011-11-19 09:16:22 AM

PizzaJedi81: GungFu: burgled.

No formicatation needified in sexificatizing the word.

For your edificationization. (new window)

No clarificationing needified. A word becomesified an officialized word if the commonizing of it is usezified enough.

Doesn't make it any less stupid.

lewismarktwo

2011-11-19 09:16:44 AM

Second time I've seen this and I still can't see how she missed that there were two thieves at first. She must have been focused on watching her animals. Kind of like that gorilla basketball video.

John Nash

2011-11-19 09:37:02 AM

It's weird after having some training now that the most interesting part of the video was watching the officers enter and checking their gun/hand positions. I'm no authority but it looks like they did pretty well. The last guy didn't drop his gun far enough when he went from left to right though.

acronym

2011-11-19 09:37:04 AM

didn't we see this a couple of years ago?

woundedmime

2011-11-19 09:40:08 AM

The cat lady in A Clockwork Orange wasn't so lucky.

acronym

2011-11-19 09:48:50 AM

april 2009 subby:

http://www.fark.com/comments/4320895/

Amos Quito

2011-11-19 09:51:38 AM

Did they go after the stereo? Typical.

Bunnyhat

2011-11-19 10:12:21 AM

Someone needs to watch "To Catch a Thief".

The Burglars need to watch it.
They were in the house for at least 4 minutes and hadn't started collecting anything yet. The dude on that show would of had 75% of the valuables already out the house.

The owner needs to watch it.
A doggie door big enough to for grown men to crawl through and you've already been robbed by this method once? Woman, you need to put one of those security panels over it while you are out the house. Your dogs can stay outside or hold it while you are gone. You also need to calm the fark down when you are miles away, in no danger, and a load of cops show up within minutes to deal with the problem.

woundedmime

2011-11-19 10:13:34 AM

lewismarktwo: Second time I've seen this and I still can't see how she missed that there were two thieves at first. She must have been focused on watching her animals. Kind of like that gorilla basketball video.

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LasersHurt

2011-11-19 10:20:47 AM

Bunnyhat: Someone needs to watch "To Catch a Thief".

The Burglars need to watch it.
They were in the house for at least 4 minutes and hadn't started collecting anything yet. The dude on that show would of had 75% of the valuables already out the house.

The owner needs to watch it.
A doggie door big enough to for grown men to crawl through and you've already been robbed by this method once? Woman, you need to put one of those security panels over it while you are out the house. Your dogs can stay outside or hold it while you are gone. You also need to calm the fark down when you are miles away, in no danger, and a load of cops show up within minutes to deal with the problem.

They make doggie doors with sensors that lock and unlock. Toss them on the dog's collars and they only unlock for the dog.

It can be gamed, of course - call the dog to the door and it unlocks - but its better.

Gals Panic

2011-11-19 12:04:45 PM

Any video that starts with, "There is a black man in my house" is going to be good." You just knew with that intro that the dispatch operator was going to have a tough job.

HighZoolander

2011-11-19 12:37:57 PM

Gals Panic: Any video that starts with, "There is a black man in my house" is going to be good." You just knew with that intro that the dispatch operator was going to have a tough job.

And you just know that the woman made sure that both men were charged with "menacing a cat"

fatdrunkguyinthere

2011-11-19 12:57:20 PM

from the youtubes comments:

"Paranormal Blacktivity"

rofl

Onkel Buck

2011-11-19 02:40:44 PM

she had three damn dogs in her house and those hoodrats still got in? She needed to spend money a bigger scarier schwoog eating dog, rather than a webcam

Funbags

2011-11-19 03:35:44 PM

Onkel Buck: she had three damn dogs in her house and those hoodrats still got in? She needed to spend money a bigger scarier schwoog eating dog, rather than a webcam

Seriously, this. Her 3 dogs are probably smaller than her cat.

Smackledorfer

2011-11-19 03:45:42 PM

farking pigs, interfering with our freedom to go where we want. What kind of police state do we live in?!!!

in a landscape

2011-11-19 03:53:29 PM

Meanwhile...

/can't find the gif..

tonguedepressor

2011-11-19 04:49:51 PM

I like how dispatch has to ask twice if she knows the black man...Does she sound like the type that knows a black man rummaging through her house numbnutz?

GUATAPOPO

2011-11-19 06:04:05 PM

Ive always known the blacks were up to no good....

Cerebral Knievel

2011-11-19 07:56:26 PM

Funbags: Onkel Buck: she had three damn dogs in her house and those hoodrats still got in? She needed to spend money a bigger scarier schwoog eating dog, rather than a webcam

Seriously, this. Her 3 dogs are probably smaller than her cat.

jeez right. I got a pack of dachshunds up in my joint that would have torn those guys to pieces for looking at the place funny let alone trying to gain entry. the dogs I saw in that video were mid sized model dogs and went running to hide.
my doxies.. are in attack mode in two situations.. when the master of the house is passed out on the couch asleep, or just plain not there. they are sweethearts any other time, but dont YOU DARE come over unannounced, they will do their best to destroy you.

Mattyb710

2011-11-19 08:01:14 PM

sparkeyjames

2011-11-19 09:12:57 PM

Old news is so exciting.jpg

DutchDynamite

2011-11-19 10:00:11 PM

it took her a minute or more to notice there were 2 robbers in her house, strange

CowboyNinjaD

2011-11-19 10:01:01 PM

The lady forgot to say, "I think one of them has a gun."

You know, for the lulz.

stiletto_the_wise

2011-11-19 10:03:20 PM

Cerebral Knievel: Funbags: Onkel Buck: she had three damn dogs in her house and those hoodrats still got in? She needed to spend money a bigger scarier schwoog eating dog, rather than a webcam

Seriously, this. Her 3 dogs are probably smaller than her cat.

jeez right. I got a pack of dachshunds up in my joint that would have torn those guys to pieces for looking at the place funny let alone trying to gain entry. the dogs I saw in that video were mid sized model dogs and went running to hide.
my doxies.. are in attack mode in two situations.. when the master of the house is passed out on the couch asleep, or just plain not there. they are sweethearts any other time, but dont YOU DARE come over unannounced, they will do their best to destroy you.

I was thinking the same thing. I only have one Dachshund, but he'd shred the living shiat out of their ankles.

Cerebral Knievel

2011-11-19 11:14:56 PM

stiletto_the_wise: Cerebral Knievel: Funbags: Onkel Buck: she had three damn dogs in her house and those hoodrats still got in? She needed to spend money a bigger scarier schwoog eating dog, rather than a webcam

Seriously, this. Her 3 dogs are probably smaller than her cat.

jeez right. I got a pack of dachshunds up in my joint that would have torn those guys to pieces for looking at the place funny let alone trying to gain entry. the dogs I saw in that video were mid sized model dogs and went running to hide.
my doxies.. are in attack mode in two situations.. when the master of the house is passed out on the couch asleep, or just plain not there. they are sweethearts any other time, but dont YOU DARE come over unannounced, they will do their best to destroy you.

I was thinking the same thing. I only have one Dachshund, but he'd shred the living shiat out of their ankles.

Damn cat look like it was putting up more of a fight then those dogs. Those dogs should be ashamed of them selves!

wait... that dog was black!

Wanna bet the dog was in on it?

GungFu

2011-11-20 12:04:15 AM

Mattyb710: GungFu: PizzaJedi81: GungFu: burgled.

No formicatation needified in sexificatizing the word.

For your edificationization. (new window)

No clarificationing needified. A word becomesified an officialized word if the commonizing of it is usezified enough.

Doesn't make it any less stupid.

Word Origin & History

burglarize
1871, from burglary (q.v.) + -ize.

Word Origin & History

burgle
1872, verbal back formation from burglar (q.v.). Pp. burgled is attested from 1880.

What's stupid now?

American usage?

ThisNameSux

2011-11-20 01:54:46 AM

Blacks: 15% of the population, 90% of the crime.

Oh but wait, that's whitey's fault.

Mattyb710

2011-11-20 02:21:47 AM

GungFu: Mattyb710: GungFu: PizzaJedi81: GungFu: burgled.

No formicatation needified in sexificatizing the word.

For your edificationization. (new window)

No clarificationing needified. A word becomesified an officialized word if the commonizing of it is usezified enough.

Doesn't make it any less stupid.

Word Origin & History

burglarize
1871, from burglary (q.v.) + -ize.

Word Origin & History

burgle
1872, verbal back formation from burglar (q.v.). Pp. burgled is attested from 1880.

What's stupid now?

American usage?

Ah, so you have a problem with American English then. Sorry, can't help you there. We have our own version of English now, and rightly so since we are our own country and all.

bobroberts

2011-11-20 05:26:38 AM

That lady needs to get a Fila Brasileiro (pops)

Smagma

2011-11-20 08:43:13 AM

ThisNameSux: Blacks: 15% of the population, 90% of the crime.

Oh but wait, that's whitey's fault.

Statistics are racist!!

RatOmeter

2011-11-20 09:20:48 AM

GungFu: PizzaJedi81: GungFu: burgled.

No formicatation needified in sexificatizing the word.

For your edificationization. (new window)

No clarificationing needified. A word becomesified an officialized word if the commonizing of it is usezified enough.

Doesn't make it any less stupid.

In that case, how far back to you want to go, this far?

1225-75; Middle English from Anglo-French "burgler"

or how about

Old French *borgl ( er ) to plunder, pillage

Not far enough? What about

Gallo-Romance "*būriculāre"

from

Old Low Franconian "*būrj" ( an ) to dart at, pounce upon + Vulgar Latin *-icāre?

My god, you're right! It's not just stupid, but many generations of stupid - spanning whole centuries!

tillerman35

2011-11-20 02:56:00 PM

I would have predicted that it would have gone like this:

911 Operator: Are you in the house? Is any member of your family in the house, ma'am?
Lady: No. I'm calling from work. I have a live video feed that-
911 Operator: Ma'am, this is 911. You are not supposed to call 911 for non-emergency reasons
Lady: But my cat is freaking out. There is a robber in my house!
911 Operator: Ma'am, that is not an emergency. Please hang up and call the non-emergency number. A police officer will come take your report sometime in the next two weeks.

Unless donuts, pensions or (white peoples') lives are threatened, most cops won't do squat.

brigid_fitch

2011-11-20 03:59:50 PM

Funbags: Onkel Buck: she had three damn dogs in her house and those hoodrats still got in? She needed to spend money a bigger scarier schwoog eating dog, rather than a webcam

Seriously, this. Her 3 dogs are probably smaller than her cat.

A bigger dog wouldn't necessarily solve the problem. I've got a Great Dane who would probably just pad along beside them until she got petted. However, I can always hope that a big, 160-lb dog would make any would-be robber reconsider a new target house.

FerneJohn

2011-11-20 08:12:58 PM

Bunnyhat: Someone needs to watch "To Catch a Thief".

The Burglars need to watch it.
They were in the house for at least 4 minutes and hadn't started collecting anything yet. The dude on that show would of had 75% of the valuables already out the house.

The owner needs to watch it.
A doggie door big enough to for grown men to crawl through and you've already been robbed by this method once? Woman, you need to put one of those security panels over it while you are out the house. Your dogs can stay outside or hold it while you are gone. You also need to calm the fark down when you are miles away, in no danger, and a load of cops show up within minutes to deal with the problem.

"Would HAVE." Sorry.

Bunnyhat

2011-11-20 11:44:21 PM

FerneJohn: "Would HAVE." Sorry.

I gave up a long time ago on grammar.

I really did try to learn the billion and one rules for the English language.

But in the end, the only people who care are assholes and the people with sticks up them. So I stopped worrying about it.
Language is about expressing your thoughts to someone else. If what I write does the job, then that's all I worry about. Certain rules are needed for that to make it easier, but most of them are just English professors with nothing to do wanking off to the thought of a standard English when the damned language is a bastard, thrown together mess.

some gemini

2011-11-22 07:09:52 AM

ThisNameSux: Blacks: 15% of the population, 90% of the crime reported by white people racists.

Oh but wait, that's whitey's fault.

Yeah, I could get behind that statistic.

/also Black criminals: 1% of all damages caused by crimes

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