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2011-11-19 07:43:34 AM
A flash game?! I'm sure it mimics real life perfectly!
 
2011-11-19 08:13:41 AM
Icespy: A flash game?! I'm sure it mimics real life perfectly!

Not even. According to the game all the Fed Chairman does is decide how to adjust the interest rate every quarter. There's no way Ben Bernake does that much work.
 
2011-11-19 08:19:10 AM
I think it's weird how a private bank has this much control over the us economy...supposedly. That said it was fun causing 40% inflation and 25% unemployment, just to fark with the game
 
2011-11-19 08:33:36 AM
Where are the hookers and blow?
 
2011-11-19 08:48:00 AM
What I learned... we could boost the fed rate to 8% and have 2.4% unemployment, with 7% inflation. I think most people would take that over what we've got now. Get hot, Fed!
 
2011-11-19 08:56:41 AM
Lets see:

Run 1: Leave the interest rate at 4.5%: Unemployment = 1.5%, Inflation = 11.4%

Run 2: Leave the interest rate at 4.5%: Unemployment = 5.8%, Inflation = 0.12%

Run 3: Apparently a single round of larger than expected tax refunds is enough to jack inflation up to 11.5% and lower unemployment to 1.5%

Run 4: Apparently advances in renewable energy and falling oil prices are bad for the economy, and all the $$$ not going overseas for oil leads to people spending less money on other stuff. This headline was in response to oil prices jacking back up. (new window), apparently 4.2% unemployment and low inflation is the US "Struggling to Recover".

Run 5: Tries doing stuff this time. Stock market crashed, lowered it to 4% and left it there. End Status: Unemployment 4.5%, Inflation 2.3% (new window). I Can Haz Fedrel Reserv Chair?
 
2011-11-19 09:23:44 AM
How about back the dollar with silver and turn the lights out at the fed. Was that an option?
 
2011-11-19 09:57:06 AM
It says to raise the rates well above inflation to keep inflation lower?

BS. I raised the rates WELL above the inflation rate and the inflation kept going up!!

I did however, get unemployment below 2% down to 1.8%

HA! beat that Obamatard
 
2011-11-19 10:12:49 AM
Its a rigged game. After 4 different scenarios the result is always rising inflation. The only thing that gets better by tweeking is the unemployment rate.

Solution: Screw the Fed, eat the rich, don't play rigged flash games
 
2011-11-19 10:24:34 AM
How exactly the hell is this a bad result?

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2011-11-19 10:34:55 AM
3.4 employment rate, 1.74% inflation....both a bit too low, but where's my job?
 
2011-11-19 11:06:16 AM
I tried the Greenspan plan, it didn't go so well.
 
2011-11-19 11:29:16 AM
 
2011-11-19 11:43:14 AM
I managed to drive inflation up to 27%! Small price to pay for a 1.5% unemployment rate, amiright?
 
2011-11-19 11:54:02 AM
incendi: What I learned... we could boost the fed rate to 8% and have 2.4% unemployment, with 7% inflation. I think most people would take that over what we've got now. Get hot, Fed!

Yeah, what I noticed was no matter WHAT I did to the rate, inflation went up.

Game is just that: a game.

And it appears to be rigged.
 
2011-11-19 11:55:16 AM
First run through I was too conservative. Then I managed to win but with higher unemployment. Then I decided to really screw with it and jacked the rate up to 13.5% straight away. Then I dropped it to 0% for 2 quarters, then set it to 4.25, then 4.5. Rode out level after that. I guess the economy was ascared of me at that point and figured it better not fark up again otherwise I'd take it out to the woodshed and beat the tar out of it.
 
2011-11-19 12:47:42 PM
I did what I'd always planned to do if they made me fed chairman (any day now, it's gonna happen).

Put it at 5% and (proverbially) went to the beach.

Got unemployment to 1.9% and was fired because inflation hit 8%.

Reading the comments, if I ran it again I might've got the opposite result

2% unemployment was my goal, but I think fixing income tax to do what it was originally intended to do would have a better effect.

The first step towards that is making the GOP "Christians" actually read the Gospel instead of doing what billionaires tell them.
The prospects for that happening are not looking good this year.
 
2011-11-19 01:57:58 PM
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
 
2011-11-19 02:30:57 PM
The winning move would be to have every:

congresscritter,
fed chair,
cabinet member,
captain of industry,
GOP candidate (if they don't already fall into one of the above categories)
and economic pundit (or those that claim to be on television / blogspace)

Play thru the game 5 times like Farking While Farking did, and then post their results online.
 
2011-11-19 02:50:16 PM
I managed to get unemployment all the way up to 19.24% by spiking the interest rate right at the get-go, watching China trigger 3% deflation, and playing Angry Birds for the rest of the term.
 
2011-11-19 04:08:56 PM
I got fired :( I destroyed the economy and I had record inflation. I guess I'm not qualified to play the game, let alone do it in real life.


The above statement is something you will never, ever, hear a teabagger or neocon say.
 
2011-11-19 04:44:25 PM
Shallow and pedantic.
 
2011-11-19 05:22:16 PM
douchebag/hater: incendi: What I learned... we could boost the fed rate to 8% and have 2.4% unemployment, with 7% inflation. I think most people would take that over what we've got now. Get hot, Fed!

Yeah, what I noticed was no matter WHAT I did to the rate, inflation went up.

Game is just that: a game.

And it appears to be rigged.


wait, this isn't real life?
I think the trick is to make radical movements.

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2011-11-19 05:28:37 PM
lh4.googleusercontent.com

Set it at 6% and never changed it. Stability is what markets like.
 
2011-11-19 05:37:46 PM
10 U.S.C. 311: How exactly the hell is this a bad result?

Because deflation discourages the exchange of capital, e.g. an economy. It makes it much more difficult to pay off debt and is a disincentive to lend or invest.
 
2011-11-19 05:53:31 PM
10 U.S.C. 311: How exactly the hell is this a bad result?

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You have embarrassed actual Fed employees. Please await the DHS agents on the way to take you to your re-education.
 
2011-11-19 08:16:59 PM
Anybody find the quantitative easing button?

/took way too long to kick off hyperinflation
 
2011-11-19 08:49:33 PM
Yes. Either:

1) Nationalize the Federal Reserve so it is no longer a private corporation. Then have the new currency that it issues be non-debt based and issued directly by the US government

OR

2) Abolish the Federal Reserve altogether (its only been around for 100 years) and create a new Bank of the United States that itself issues a non-debt based currency, a new US Treasury Greenback note.

Problem solved.

A debt based currency = pure evil, and will only lead to the ultimate destruction of our way of life as we can see very clearly now. It took 100 years, but this house of cards is so close to collapse even non-political types have taken notice.


i42.tinypic.com

"If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their money, first by inflation and then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them (around the banks), will deprive the people of their property until their children will wake up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered." -Thomas Jefferson
 
2011-11-19 09:43:26 PM
Goodfella: "If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their money, first by inflation and then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them (around the banks), will deprive the people of their property until their children will wake up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered." -Some Guy who wasn't Thomas Jefferson

FTFY.

For Christ's sakes, that quote was debunked before your grandfather was even in diapers (the first time). Try to keep up.

/and leave the bullshiat to the Republicans
 
2011-11-19 10:01:51 PM
I had to do this game as a homework assignment back in February, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2011-11-19 11:33:30 PM
A Flash game? An antiquated algorithm that has no use for future generations? The Fed? Nope... There's no metaphore here at all... Keep on moving people!
 
2011-11-20 12:50:20 AM
I can get fired at just over a year. Awesome.

Can anyone beat that?
 
2011-11-20 05:03:27 AM
Not hard to win the game. Anticipate the movement of inflation and make relatively small adjustments ahead of time, but make strong moves to counter the random surprises (and then reeling them back in ahead of time).

But in the real world they're backed into a corner. Can't move lower, and wouldn't really have freedom to jack up the rates either.
 
2011-11-20 07:07:11 AM
BiffDangler: How about back the dollar with silver and turn the lights out at the fed. Was that an option?

What, and have a run on the Knickerbocker Trust Company again? Not on JP Morgan's watch.
 
2011-11-20 08:46:15 AM
Where's the option to stop farking with the economy by artificially setting interest rates?
 
2011-11-20 09:12:28 AM
Just got fired for having 3.26% unemployment and 1.26% inflation. I don't know how Bernanke is still in a job.
 
2011-11-20 11:09:47 AM
douchebag/hater: incendi: What I learned... we could boost the fed rate to 8% and have 2.4% unemployment, with 7% inflation. I think most people would take that over what we've got now. Get hot, Fed!

Yeah, what I noticed was no matter WHAT I did to the rate, inflation went up.

Game is just that: a game.

And it appears to be rigged.


So, it is true to life....
 
2011-11-20 11:42:26 AM
mat catastrophe: douchebag/hater: incendi: What I learned... we could boost the fed rate to 8% and have 2.4% unemployment, with 7% inflation. I think most people would take that over what we've got now. Get hot, Fed!

Yeah, what I noticed was no matter WHAT I did to the rate, inflation went up.

Game is just that: a game.

And it appears to be rigged.

So, it is true to life....


Money has velocity. The acts pushing the inflation started way before your act to fight it . so the inflation ends when your actions catch up and then pass the inflation
 
2011-11-20 11:44:13 AM
LawyersRock: 10 U.S.C. 311: How exactly the hell is this a bad result?

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You have embarrassed actual Fed employees. Please await the DHS agents on the way to take you to your re-education.


Sounds like the two of you need to look up the definition and history of deflation. Or at least take a minute to think about what you would if you knew prices were going to continue going down indefinitely. Expand what's happened to the housing market across the entire economy.
 
2011-11-20 12:42:02 PM
Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: LawyersRock: 10 U.S.C. 311: How exactly the hell is this a bad result?

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You have embarrassed actual Fed employees. Please await the DHS agents on the way to take you to your re-education.

Sounds like the two of you need to look up the definition and history of deflation. Or at least take a minute to think about what you would if you knew prices were going to continue going down indefinitely. Expand what's happened to the housing market across the entire economy.


More accurately, what would happen if your wages went down indefinitely.

Which is pretty much what we've seen over the past couple of years on the lower decks. Getting socked with wage cuts, sub-inflation increases, and having your retirement investments slashed in half doesn't exactly inspire you to go move your money around.

Worse, it's a hidden deflation since it averages out due to the enormous outliers (the so-called 1%), which is kind of a major problem.
 
2011-11-20 09:36:04 PM
As others have tiptoed around, inflation is not bad. It's supposed to happen. The more people work, the more the value of their work-energy represented in money is added to the money supply. So the money supply should always be increasing.

The problem with inflation is that the first things that go up in value are the largest commodities humans can buy: Property. It sets the standard by which every other purchasable thing on the planet is priced. When property spikes, inflation trickles down and everything else slowly adjusts accordingly; next comes housing, then stocks, manufacturing and shipping, entertainment, and finally consumer products, right on down to chocolate bars going up 5 cents at the corner store. It usually takes 5-10 years for the smallest consumer good to adjust medially against a property spike.

The last thing that goes up, however, are employee wages. Especially minimum wage. There are some states that have not adjusted their minimum wage since the 70s (the minimum wage in Wyoming is $2.13 for employees receiving tips.). This is why high inflation is prohibitively bad for the working class because their wages never keep up and their incomes are always shrinking against the real value of fiat.

I've always wanted a metric that sees federal minimum wage tied to inflation. If that were the case, it would be around $10-$12/hr right now.

Likewise with unemployment, it's not bad either. There needs to be some liquidity in the labor market (a happy medium seems to be around 5%), otherwise there is no labor mobility. Low unemployment brings just as many problems as high unemployment.

Really, the solution is to keep employment low but not to the detriment of inflation, and vice versa. It's a careful balance, always offset over time by demographic indicators such as baby booms, pop culture trends, foreign wars, inept administrations and voodoo economic theories.
 
2011-11-21 08:19:20 AM
Ishkur: I've always wanted a metric that sees federal minimum wage tied to inflation. If that were the case, it would be around $10-$12/hr right now.

Welcome to 15% unemployment
 
2011-11-21 09:07:06 AM
Ishkur: The problem with inflation is that the first things that go up in value are the largest commodities humans can buy: Property. It sets the standard by which every other purchasable thing on the planet is priced. When property spikes, inflation trickles down and everything else slowly adjusts accordingly; next comes housing, then stocks, manufacturing and shipping, entertainment, and finally consumer products, right on down to chocolate bars going up 5 cents at the corner store. It usually takes 5-10 years for the smallest consumer good to adjust medially against a property spike.

The last thing that goes up, however, are employee wages. Especially minimum wage. There are some states that have not adjusted their minimum wage since the 70s (the minimum wage in Wyoming is $2.13 for employees receiving tips.). This is why high inflation is prohibitively bad for the working class because their wages never keep up and their incomes are always shrinking against the real value of fiat.


This is why I'm in favor of more progressive taxation for the upper brackets, and negative taxes for the bottom quintile. Most of the stimulus measures that the Fed or Congress can enact help those on the upper end of the income scale -- those who either own or can easily buy property, profit from increases in commodity prices, or collect rents from trading on the volatility created by Fed actions. These economic gains don't "trickle down" the income ladder easily, if at all, and some of their side effects (inflation, basically) can actually hurt poor people.

Also, like MugzyBrown, I'm a little squeamish about the minimum wage -- but that's why I mentioned the negative taxation thing. Instead of setting up poor communities to fail with shiatty loans, just give them the damn money. You'll benefit people who set up businesses in poor areas.
 
2011-11-21 09:30:48 AM
dababler: I got fired :( I destroyed the economy and I had record inflation. I guess I'm not qualified to play the game, let alone do it in real life.


The above statement is something you will never, ever, hear a teabagger or neocon say.


If you appointed a teabagger as Fed Chairman you'd probably have record deflation.
 
2011-11-21 09:42:40 AM
Arkanaut: This is why I'm in favor of more progressive taxation for the upper brackets, and negative taxes for the bottom quintile

You can't laser taxes to specific people. The economy is dynamic. Any button you press to form the economy in the image you choose will cause an effect somewhere else.

You tax the 'rich' at a higher percentage, this doesn't just affect the rich. They have the most negotiating power for jobs, so they'll negotiate a higher salary to off-set their new tax rate. What does this do? Maybe it cuts off 3 low level jobs.. maybe it leads to price increases, but what it doesn't do is simply get more money from the rich.
 
2011-11-21 10:05:32 AM
MugzyBrown: You tax the 'rich' at a higher percentage, this doesn't just affect the rich. They have the most negotiating power for jobs, so they'll negotiate a higher salary to off-set their new tax rate. What does this do? Maybe it cuts off 3 low level jobs.. maybe it leads to price increases, but what it doesn't do is simply get more money from the rich.

True in general, but wages are sticky, even for captains of industry. If I signed a stud like John Corzine* to a 5-year contract for $12 million a year plus options, he's going to earn that much regardless of the tax rate. In the event of a tax increase, he could bellyache and threaten to resign, but the board would presumably be interested in their bottom line too.

/Who am I kidding, the board never says no. The sluts.
//That's one thing OWS will never think of talking about - corporate governance. Not that I have any ideas.

*Relax, that was a joke
 
2011-11-21 10:09:21 AM
MugzyBrown: Welcome to 15% unemployment

Let me tell you a little secret about business that employers will never admit: Employee wages have NEVER shied any employer away from hiring work. EVER.

If there's work to be done and businesses need to expand operations or hire more labor, they will find the money. They will borrow it, sell off stock, apply for grants/subsidies, seek loans and financing through banks, investors, venture capital, or do whatever it takes to finance the additional work orders -- there are countless ways to raise capital. But they have always been able to find the money from somewhere if the work is in demand. Don't worry about businesses not having the money. That's the last thing you (and the economy) need to worry about.

What businesses really dislike is hiring people and then having them sit around collecting paychecks with no work to do. If there's no work to be done, then the jobs aren't there. It doesn't matter how many tax cuts you give them. All they'll do is move the money offshore or invest in each others companies (neither of these ventures create any meaningful work).

Higher wages mean more disposable income in the working class. More disposable income means more purchasing power. More purchasing power means more money is spent, more products are moved, demand for goods goes up, business hires more work to fill demand. Recession over.

Henry Ford figured this out when he paid his workers $8 a day (a lot of money back then) because if he didn't there wouldn't be anyone with any money to buy his cars. He was the instigator of the modern leisure class and middle America.
 
2011-11-21 10:23:27 AM
Ishkur: Let me tell you a little secret about business that employers will never admit: Employee wages have NEVER shied any employer away from hiring work. EVER.

Obviously if the profit is there to be made, but the higher the minimum wage, the smaller that margin is.

Think of a grocery store. If I pay my checkers $5/hr I can hire 8 for the price of 4 at $10/hr. If my volume demands I have 8 checkers on duty to service my customers, when the minimum wage increases to $10/hr for the social good I have three options:

1.) Increase prices to make up for my higher wages - cost of the mimum wage gets passed on to all my customers, who are now worse off.

2) Hire less workers - now service is horrible, long lines, I probably will lose business

3) The increased cost of labor now makes the purchase of automated checking systems more advantageous. So I invest $x in self service lanes. So I only need 4 employees and now my customers are doing the work for me for free.


Think of all of the minium wage jobs that were around in the 50's and 60's that we do ourselves now.
 
2011-11-21 10:30:22 AM
Arthur Jumbles: [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 510x408]

Set it at 6% and never changed it. Stability is what markets like.


Wow. That absolutely worked.
 
2011-11-21 11:04:53 AM
MugzyBrown: Think of a grocery store. If I pay my checkers $5/hr I can hire 8 for the price of 4 at $10/hr. If my volume demands I have 8 checkers on duty to service my customers, when the minimum wage increases to $10/hr for the social good I have three options:

If your profit margins are so thin than you cannot afford to pay 8 employees $10/hr, you don't deserve to be in business in the first place.

MugzyBrown: 1.) Increase prices to make up for my higher wages - cost of the mimum wage gets passed on to all my customers, who are now worse off.

2) Hire less workers - now service is horrible, long lines, I probably will lose business

3) The increased cost of labor now makes the purchase of automated checking systems more advantageous. So I invest $x in self service lanes. So I only need 4 employees and now my customers are doing the work for me for free.


You forgot the fourth option:

4) Hire all 8 workers and have them on duty all the time. Lead with the carrot, not the stick -- the increased wages attracts checkers from other supermarkets to apply to your store, eager for more salary, better working conditions and compassionate management. This creates competition, the slackers are weeded out and new hirees are picked up, improving productivity and response time because they know they have a good, well-paying job with an owner who cares, and they want to stay. That's how you build loyalties.

Eat the costs for a few months, until word is generated that your grocery store has the most responsive, the most available, and most productive staff in the county, with lightning-fast checkout lines even during peak hours. This generates more buzz and increases business, and within six months you're in the black again, and kicking ass. Eventually other grocery stores are forced to rethink their strategy as your store is killing them. In response, they attempt to win back your all-star employees (and their old customers) by increasing wages and conditions too, hoping to duplicate your model.

And THAT, my friend, is what a REAL capitalist does.

(and I know your hypothetical scenario is hypothetical, but in reality it's nowhere close to accurate: Any supermarket that has 8 checkers on duty is a major chain, and they have a starting wage of $11.80. At least where I live)

I also find it amusing that whenever business wants to save money (or make more), the first thing they look at are employee wages. Not costs, not overhead, not distribution, not shipping, not HR or accounts receivable/payable or consulting, not promotion or marketing or advertising, not expenses or any of the other lines on the ledger (and don't call them fixed costs, because when it comes down to it, nothing is truly a fixed cost), but the people on the bottom floor. It's as if they want to be more productive but don't want to pay for it.

MugzyBrown: Think of all of the minium wage jobs that were around in the 50's and 60's that we do ourselves now.

I, for one, wish we still had milkmen.
 
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