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(The Sun) Spiffy World's oldest dad: "I'm up, down, up, down, through the night. I don't stop. She loves it" (w/pic of happy family)   (nla.thesun.co.uk) divider line 51
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Phoenix_M
2011-11-19 05:23:21 AM
59 my ass she's 33 tops.
 
AbbeySomeone
2011-11-19 05:54:34 AM
Wow, just wow.
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 05:58:42 AM
Mind the gap.
 
Gunther
2011-11-19 05:59:06 AM
There is no way he's 95.

I'd bet ten bucks some freelance reporter saw an elderly man with his daughter and her baby, snapped a photo and invented a story to go along with it, then sold it to The Sun, knowing they'd never bother fact-checking it.
 
whiterrabbit
2011-11-19 06:05:37 AM
There is soooooo much opportunity in this article....Don't know where to start...I think I will start with making popcorn...
 
Troublesome Strumpet
2011-11-19 06:06:24 AM
PRODUCE THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE!
 
ck1938
2011-11-19 06:11:40 AM
Looks like an OWS couple. With better dental care.
 
brianbankerus
2011-11-19 06:13:51 AM
Gunther: There is no way he's 95.

I'd bet ten bucks some freelance reporter saw an elderly man with his daughter and her baby, snapped a photo and invented a story to go along with it, then sold it to The Sun, knowing they'd never bother fact-checking it.

Always this. These aren't just non-stories, they're unfunny satire.
 
RatMaster999
2011-11-19 06:20:31 AM
I think this calls for a "Stiffy" tag...
 
Smoking GNU
2011-11-19 06:31:05 AM
Oh Gawd! The passion Gap!

/eye-bleach plz
 
JackalRabbit
2011-11-19 06:43:32 AM
There was no reason for me to open and read this article and yet I did.

/there, i have confessed to my own stupidity.
 
vsavatar
2011-11-19 06:48:11 AM
JackalRabbit: There was no reason for me to open and read this article and yet I did.

/there, i have confessed to my own stupidity.

Now say 10 Hail Marys and 5 Our Fathers.
 
Archie Goodwin [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 07:01:50 AM
But Ramjeet now saves his rupees for a little bedroom treat - Viagra Proton energy pills.
 
heyspider
2011-11-19 07:14:17 AM
Konami code?
 
Doc Daneeka
2011-11-19 07:19:41 AM
But Ramjeet now saves his rupees for a little bedroom treat - Viagra.

Usually I save my rupees for some red potion, or the giant bomb bag, or something.
 
GBB
2011-11-19 07:30:21 AM
transformerscharacters.net

Unavailable for comment.
 
Spanky McStupid
2011-11-19 07:38:33 AM
Shakuntala and Vikramjeet have the same number of teeth.
 
JK8Fan
2011-11-19 07:39:33 AM
My grandad is older than 95 and he's my dad's dad. I need to call the Sun and let them know this incredible piece of information. My grandad might just be the worlds oldest dad.
 
JackalRabbit
2011-11-19 07:40:33 AM
Spanky McStupid: Shakuntala and Vikramjeet have the same number of teeth.

and the same amount of letters
 
jtown
2011-11-19 08:00:36 AM
Ed Finnerty: Mind the gap.

Admit it. You wondered what it would feel like.
 
zinny
2011-11-19 08:01:13 AM
She's runnning around on him.
 
drxym
2011-11-19 08:03:56 AM
Those missing front teeth must come in handy.
 
tetsoushima
2011-11-19 08:07:34 AM
jtown: Ed Finnerty: Mind the gap.

Admit it. You wondered what it would feel like.

Damn, her teeth are all Moses and the Red Sea.

I could go for a Mo-Job.
 
Space_Fetus
2011-11-19 08:13:18 AM
He should have also went left, right, left, right, b, a, start.
 
Toots de la Footsjelly [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 08:36:28 AM
Due to a horrible mix up between Viagra and Tic-Tacs authorities this morning found Ramjeet in full rigor mortise. Sadly he will be buried on the same day that his wife competes in the National Eating Corn on the Cob Through a Chain Link Fence Festival where she defends her title. Meanwhile his child has entered the Presidental race as a Tea Party Hopeful and will run with the other crybabies and idiots on the conservative side.
 
wrongway
2011-11-19 08:44:28 AM
Link (new window)
 
Marcintosh
2011-11-19 09:06:35 AM
Phoenix_M: 59 my ass she's 33 tops.

OW! Thanks! now my eye's dented you (*&^$%@!!
 
EyeBallStu
2011-11-19 09:09:30 AM
That kid is thinking "please tell me I'm adopted"...
 
BenJammin
2011-11-19 09:15:04 AM
The brute ramjeeted her front teeth out!
 
skinink
2011-11-19 09:31:51 AM
If that guy is 95 then all the Page 3 ladies are trannies.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 09:32:34 AM
That whole story screams bullshiat.
 
johnnieconnie
2011-11-19 09:50:07 AM
I love how everyone is focusing on the bullshiat that is the 'omgz, new dad is 95!', but no one is in awe that a 58 year old squeezed out a baby without fertility drugs? That is the real bullshiat right there.

*shudders to think of being a new mom at 58*

/of COURSE she doesn't want a big family
 
CultureVulture
2011-11-19 10:04:18 AM
TMI! Way farking TMI! And what's with the gaping wound in her head? Where teeth used to be?
 
liverleef
2011-11-19 10:08:03 AM
she sure do have a perty mouth
 
katerbug72 [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 10:08:20 AM
Ed Finnerty: Mind the gap.

Hahah Thanks for that.
 
MBooda
2011-11-19 10:12:13 AM
Two of those three a day are apparently oral.

/the dangers of viagra
 
thrasherrr
2011-11-19 10:19:50 AM
Yall are missing the point. This is proof of the Time Cube.

/For Ranjeesh and his wife, there are 4 days per earth rotation
 
Nick Nostril
2011-11-19 10:24:22 AM
Bullshiat called. It's for you, Sun.
 
Meisaims
2011-11-19 10:35:15 AM
Link (new window)

Up, down, up, down, up, down...
 
indarwinsshadow
2011-11-19 10:39:22 AM
farm1.static.flickr.com

Christ we need a plague.
 
dkimball
2011-11-19 10:43:43 AM
Gunther: There is no way he's 95.

I'd bet ten bucks some freelance reporter saw an elderly man with his daughter and her baby, snapped a photo and invented a story to go along with it, then sold it to The Sun, knowing they'd never bother fact-checking it.

I agree. He MIGHT be 80 at the most...maybe.
 
KnowEyeInnTeem
2011-11-19 10:48:04 AM
I know a guy in the nursing home by my work who is 104 years old and a father of a healthy 88-year-old. Should I call The Sun?
 
varmitydog
2011-11-19 10:52:22 AM
That old man is not Vikramjeet's daddy.
It was his nephew that did the honors, Rodger Ramjet. You can tell by the name.
encrypted-tbn2.google.com
 
grunthos
2011-11-19 10:56:28 AM
Wow, he must get hard as hell....

knocked that biatches teeth out!
 
fzumrk
2011-11-19 11:00:30 AM
So, Ed Bradley faked his death and moved to India to live with his young bride?
i42.tinypic.com
 
Fat Old Broad
2011-11-19 11:27:24 AM
Gross.
 
A_Glass_Of_Pink
2011-11-19 11:44:51 AM
I live in a University Town.

We have lots of Professors in their late 60's and early 70's who are running around town with their wives and babies.

Tends to be their 3rd or 4th Wife.

New wife tends to be in her late 20's early 30's.

In a couple years the guy tends to get a divorce and starts all over again
 
E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease
2011-11-19 02:10:21 PM
dam, he gets more than i do
 
northgrave
2011-11-19 02:11:02 PM
My first thought was of Harry Blackitt's views on religion:
people.uleth.ca (new window)
 
Kymry
2011-11-20 09:45:55 AM
I think I'm going to be the only person who thinks this--but put the missing teeth back in her mouth? And cut his moustache--DAMN. That's the best lookin' older couple I've ever seen. SHE IS A REALLY PRETTY WOMAN.

I think the poster might be right who said these people aren't as old as they claim. And if they are, then DAMN. They're a good lookin' couple.
 
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