When Chuck Norris sweats, he perspires action heroes with automatic weapons Derp and Wharrgarbl.

FTFY, Subby.

/Don't perpetuate the Chuck Norris meme. He deserves no recognition at all.

BroVinny: FirstNationalBastard: /Don't perpetuate the Chuck Norris meme. He deserves no recognition at all.

Screw that; it's a fun meme.

It's better as the Alton Brown meme.

Or, Betty White.

Anybody but a washed up, derped out hasbeen.

FirstNationalBastard: When Chuck Norris sweats, he perspires action heroes with automatic weapons Derp and Wharrgarbl.

FTFY, Subby.

/Don't perpetuate the Chuck Norris meme. He deserves no recognition at all.

When Chuck Norris memes, he roundhouse kicks fun-hating douches like yourself

Let's be honest here.

When Chuck Norris sweats, he perspires Psyllium Husk and Depends diaper rash.

Chuck Norris' favorite ice cream flavor is Santorum.

It was still better when they were Vin Diesel facts.

This thing just drips testosterone. And I can't quite make it out but is that Terry Crews' Magical Exploding Shotgun?

Lulz. This shiat is SO GAY. NTTAWWT, I just don't get why it's sold as the ultimate entertainment for the hetero man. I've never enjoyed or appreciated any of this '80s-style action crap, whether it's an imitation (The Expendables) or the real thing (Rambo, Road House). But I can certainly see why it would be enjoyable for gay men on a purely visceral level. That's not meant as a putdown of gay men, I'm just saying that if you're so insecure in your sexuality that you have to go over the top in your love for cheesy action flicks to prove you're a genuine straight man, just stop it. You're not doing yourself any favors.

And inevitably, someone will fire back that I must not be secure in my sexuality for going on a rant like this. Let me just say that I am insecure, but it's not my sexuality I'm insecure about, it's the farking culture I live in that I'm insecure about. I literally feel insecure in this culture that goes so over the top in its worship of hyper-masculine entertainment and demands that you as a straight male enjoy it or be branded queer. Well I'm gonna break with what society expects of me: I'm a straight dude and I think this stuff SUCKS. No, it's not "so bad it's good", it's just bad.

Predicted responses: "you know how I know ur gay hurr hurr", "lighten up francis hurr durr", "switch to decaf hyuk hyuk hyuk", "cry more emo kid herp de derp".

GungFu: When Chuck Norris sweats, his hairpiece slips a little.

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At least it isn't as awkward as Howard Stern's 'hair system'.

It's like a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, except with guns and ass kicking.

The jokes were always farking stupid. Can't we just let this no-talent, mouth breathing farktard fade into obscurity like he deserves?

SnakeMan: This thing just drips testosterone. And I can't quite make it out but is that Terry Crews' Magical Exploding Shotgun?

Lulz. This shiat is SO GAY. NTTAWWT, I just don't get why it's sold as the ultimate entertainment for the hetero man. I've never enjoyed or appreciated any of this '80s-style action crap, whether it's an imitation (The Expendables) or the real thing (Rambo, Road House). But I can certainly see why it would be enjoyable for gay men on a purely visceral level. That's not meant as a putdown of gay men, I'm just saying that if you're so insecure in your sexuality that you have to go over the top in your love for cheesy action flicks to prove you're a genuine straight man, just stop it. You're not doing yourself any favors.

And inevitably, someone will fire back that I must not be secure in my sexuality for going on a rant like this. Let me just say that I am insecure, but it's not my sexuality I'm insecure about, it's the farking culture I live in that I'm insecure about. I literally feel insecure in this culture that goes so over the top in its worship of hyper-masculine entertainment and demands that you as a straight male enjoy it or be branded queer. Well I'm gonna break with what society expects of me: I'm a straight dude and I think this stuff SUCKS. No, it's not "so bad it's good", it's just bad.

Predicted responses: "you know how I know ur gay hurr hurr", "lighten up francis hurr durr", "switch to decaf hyuk hyuk hyuk", "cry more emo kid herp de derp".

Favorited. You said what I want to say better than I could.

Chuck Norris' burps smell like sperm. Yes, he's gay. Get over it. There's nothing wrong with being gay.

One Bad Apple: Guidette Frankentits: FirstNationalBastard: /Don't perpetuate the Chuck Norris meme. He deserves no recognition at all.

How about this?

Chuck Norris found an excuse for domestic violence.



Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home

Chuck Norris beat the Hamburglar in a vote for the world's biggest ass bandit.

/doesn't hate Chuck, just find the gay facts funny...
//not that there's anything wrong with that....

rkane1: Any 80s action movie revival without Al Leong is doomed to fail.

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/hot like a stolen candy bar

Generic Asian Henchman loves his Paydays!

Jodeo: Um...
+1 subby, if I do say so myself. Some people just can't take a joke. Tolerance: It's what the other guy needs to have, right?

exactly. If we didn't tolerate intolerance, we'd be total hypocrites. Bigotry deserves equal time in the name of fairness, right?

GreenAdder: It was still better when they were Vin Diesel facts.

agreed, if you rearrange the letters in his name it reveals his credo "I End Lives"

I'm Rick James.


biatch.