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(Daily Mail) Sappy Teenager drops 280lb after discovering woman attempting to be world's heaviest weighed LESS than her   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 119
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2011-11-18 09:57:07 PM
What's her TF handle?

*flees thread*
 
2011-11-18 11:05:57 PM
www.motifake.com
 
2011-11-18 11:08:39 PM
She's just curvy, right farkers? The rest of us are Studmans.
 
2011-11-18 11:10:06 PM
She's still fat and ugly.
 
2011-11-18 11:10:08 PM
Does she warsh herself with a rag on a stick?
 
2011-11-18 11:13:25 PM
She told Livewell Nebraska that she found comfort in food after being molested as a child.


Record numbers of kids being molested
Record numbers of kids being obese

Co-relation?

Especially combine that with kids not getting as much excercise and a steady diet of junk.
 
2011-11-18 11:13:28 PM
She's taking steps to get in shape. What the hell else do you people want? Perhaps she should have just shot herself in the head instead? Perhaps then you all would be chortling with glee?

Seriously, what the fark. You mock fat people, fine, but ffs, be happy for someone who's taking the necessary measures to get in shape.
 
2011-11-18 11:14:45 PM
Seriously, good for her.
 
2011-11-18 11:15:13 PM
Shes altered her aspect ratio.

i.dailymail.co.uk

16:9

i.dailymail.co.uk

4:3
 
2011-11-18 11:15:26 PM
moops: Does she warsh herself with a rag on a stick?

not anymore. She did good for herself.

/well done.
 
2011-11-18 11:17:36 PM
I heard that she did it by cutting back on vegetables.

mypizzabrothers.com

/good for her
 
2011-11-18 11:18:49 PM
jennyz: Seriously, good for her.


Hear here!

FTA: "Now Natalie is considering cosmetic surgery to remove the excess skin she has been left with

I'll bet she could have a cool leather jacket and matching boots and purse made with that.

/Also maybe a lampshade?
 
2011-11-18 11:19:29 PM
Knight of the Woeful Countenance: moops: Does she warsh herself with a rag on a stick?

not anymore. She did good for herself.

/well done.


I think she still does because it would be quite tricky still wiping between the flaps of excess skin hanging around her ass.
 
2011-11-18 11:21:12 PM
RepoManTSM: She's still fat and ugly.

Please post a picture of yourself then. I would love to show off my awesome set of legs in stockings but people hate it when I do that. My legs are way to nice for them.
 
2011-11-18 11:21:43 PM
Amos Quito: jennyz: Seriously, good for her.


Hear here!

FTA: "Now Natalie is considering cosmetic surgery to remove the excess skin she has been left with

I'll bet she could have a cool leather jacket and matching boots and purse made with that.

/Also maybe a lampshade?


*harrfff*
 
2011-11-18 11:22:20 PM
There's gotta be a joke involving her and Godfather's Pizza.

I'm busy running a poker tournnament...
 
2011-11-18 11:23:17 PM
louiedog: I heard that she did it by cutting back on vegetables.

[mypizzabrothers.com image 548x401]

/good for her



lol out loud rolling on the floor.

Good on her though. There's a fairly attractive face behind all that pudge.
 
2011-11-18 11:24:02 PM
I'll bet she could have a cool leather jacket and matching boots and purse made with that.

/Also maybe a lampshade?


It puts the lotion on its skin?
 
2011-11-18 11:27:41 PM
Queensowntalia: She's taking steps to get in shape. What the hell else do you people want? Perhaps she should have just shot herself in the head instead? Perhaps then you all would be chortling with glee?

She should not be a quitter. She should have crushed the vocal upstart to the crown of glut, and THEN make a radical turn around in her weight in a matter of weeks. Now she's treading water, dilly dallying by taking months or even years to milk this healthy living epiphany for all its worth.
 
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2011-11-18 11:28:36 PM
Is anybody else alarmed by the fact that there is a woman out there TRYING to be the heaviest in the world?
 
2011-11-18 11:30:31 PM
And the best picture they could find of her today was one of her gurning?
 
2011-11-18 11:32:53 PM
Size 44 jeans?? Is that in feet? I wear 44's and I'm 6'3" and 250lbs - overweight, sure, but far from Jabba-esque.
 
2011-11-18 11:32:55 PM
Well isn't she Precious.
 
2011-11-18 11:34:08 PM
Is anybody else alarmed by the fact that there is a woman out there TRYING to be the heaviest in the world?

Darwin will run its course. Let her die. The world is full of idiots, what's one more?
 
2011-11-18 11:34:42 PM
sec: Is anybody else alarmed by the fact that there is a woman out there TRYING to be the heaviest in the world?

Nah. Everybody needs goals.

/When she sits on the football field, she's close to two of them.
 
2011-11-18 11:34:49 PM
DrunkenBob: Queensowntalia: She's taking steps to get in shape. What the hell else do you people want? Perhaps she should have just shot herself in the head instead? Perhaps then you all would be chortling with glee?

She should not be a quitter. She should have crushed the vocal upstart to the crown of glut, and THEN make a radical turn around in her weight in a matter of weeks. Now she's treading water, dilly dallying by taking months or even years to milk this healthy living epiphany for all its worth.


Ah yes, clearly you are correct sir. I kowtow to your expertise. ;)
 
2011-11-18 11:38:05 PM
GungFu:
I think she still does because it would be quite tricky still wiping between the flaps of excess skin hanging around her ass.


puke:
The act of vomiting, hurling, barfing, losing lunch, tossing cookies, ralfing, throwing up, yacking, retching, technicolour yawning, spewing, blowing chunks, and/or other forms of physical illness.
 
2011-11-18 11:39:02 PM
ThatVANguy: Size 44 jeans?? Is that in feet? I wear 44's and I'm 6'3" and 250lbs - overweight, sure, but far from Jabba-esque.

A women's 44 is a men's 64.
 
2011-11-18 11:39:20 PM
Good for her, but this kind of adds weight (so to speak) to the argument that fat people just can't be bothered to take care of themselves.

I mean, she was gigantic and yet she only decided it was time to do something after hearing about a world record attempt? And then, once she did start to make the effort - ta dah - away goes most of the extra weight in just a few years, just like that.
 
2011-11-18 11:40:08 PM
ThatVANguy: Size 44 jeans?? Is that in feet? I wear 44's and I'm 6'3" and 250lbs - overweight, sure, but far from Jabba-esque.

Men's sizes are in inches, women's sizes are a random number unrelated to length because women suck at math. That's why there can be women who are a size zero while still being two dimensional.
 
2011-11-18 11:40:53 PM
ThatVANguy: Size 44 jeans?? Is that in feet? I wear 44's and I'm 6'3" and 250lbs - overweight, sure, but far from Jabba-esque.

Women's size 44. Not 44 inch waist. You know how women have like size 0, 2, 4 etc at the bottom end of the scale? Think of that on the top end of the scale. Gonna take a random stab in the dark on this, but I think that corresponds to a waist of like 64 inches?
 
2011-11-18 11:42:18 PM
ThatVANguy: Size 44 jeans?? Is that in feet? I wear 44's and I'm 6'3" and 250lbs - overweight, sure, but far from Jabba-esque.

Women's sizes are WAY different, not really based on measurements. A women's 16 or 18 is around a dude's 44 (I think, that shiat's confusing and aggravating, because it varies by manufacturer.)
 
2011-11-18 11:45:20 PM
Men's sizes are in inches, women's sizes are a random number unrelated to length because women suck at math. That's why there can be women who are a size zero while still being two dimensional.

However it is easier to remember as it corresponds to the crazy scale, the smaller the number generally the crazier the woman.
 
2011-11-18 11:45:23 PM
Queensowntalia: She's taking steps to get in shape. What the hell else do you people want? Perhaps she should have just shot herself in the head instead? Perhaps then you all would be chortling with glee?

Seriously, what the fark. You mock fat people, fine, but ffs, be happy for someone who's taking the necessary measures to get in shape.


Sounds like someone has a weight problem.
 
2011-11-18 11:46:16 PM
Good for her. I cannot begin to imagine the pain that leads to something like that, nor the discipline it takes to break the cycle and start losing.
 
2011-11-18 11:46:18 PM
RepoManTSM: She's still fat and ugly.

You can fix fat, you cant fix ugly.

crimsonwolf82: ThatVANguy: Size 44 jeans?? Is that in feet? I wear 44's and I'm 6'3" and 250lbs - overweight, sure, but far from Jabba-esque.

A women's 44 is a men's 64.


Ahhh thats what I was looking for, a few years ago after two rotator cuff surgeries and a back injury I had a 42 inch waist and I was no where near 500lbs, hell I wasnt even 300.

All I can say is thank god for muscle memory, work out early kids, you will be thankful later in life.
 
2011-11-18 11:46:23 PM
Stop submitting articles about your mom, Subby.

...don't care how much weight she lost, I'm STILL not calling her back.
 
2011-11-18 11:47:19 PM
odinsposse: Men's sizes are in inches, women's sizes are a random number unrelated to length because women suck at math. That's why there can be women who are a size zero while still being two dimensional.

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2011-11-18 11:47:23 PM
redhook: Sounds like someone has a weight problem.

Its like we can see the twinkies and little debbies dripping on her keyboard in every space.
 
2011-11-18 11:47:33 PM
sec: Is anybody else alarmed by the fact that there is a woman out there TRYING to be the heaviest in the world?

img268.imageshack.us

"We're gonna score!"
 
2011-11-18 11:51:27 PM
Harv72b: Well isn't she Precious.

. . . based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire.

/Seriously, though, good jorb. Losing the equivalent weight of two average-sized men can't be easy.
 
2011-11-18 11:52:11 PM
ThatVANguy: Size 44 jeans?? Is that in feet? I wear 44's and I'm 6'3" and 250lbs - overweight, sure, but far from Jabba-esque.

Mushroom effect can explain this...also referred to as Dunlaps disease... The apron spills over the front like a large chef's hat...trust me...you ain't ready for THIS Jelly!!

//bleach anyone??
//once heard of a 400 - 600 pound inmate that hid cheeseburgers in his rolls of fatness....
//This girl is awesome for taking care of this business. Funny her dad is not there giving support...
 
2011-11-18 11:53:20 PM
odinsposse: ThatVANguy: Size 44 jeans?? Is that in feet? I wear 44's and I'm 6'3" and 250lbs - overweight, sure, but far from Jabba-esque.

Men's sizes are in inches, women's sizes are a random number unrelated to length because women suck at math. That's why there can be women who are a size zero while still being two dimensional.


Two dimensional women exist?? I've only seen that on the Internet. And in a couple books.
 
2011-11-18 11:54:58 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope: Good for her. I cannot begin to imagine the pain that leads to something like that, nor the discipline it takes to break the cycle and start losing.

The pain that leads to that? I think truck-loads of chicken lead to her weight problem.
 
2011-11-18 11:56:56 PM
moops: Does she warsh herself with a rag on a stick?

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-11-18 11:57:36 PM
I'd hit that! Seriously, I love my women curvy! she is hot!
 
2011-11-18 11:58:47 PM
odinsposse: ThatVANguy: Size 44 jeans?? Is that in feet? I wear 44's and I'm 6'3" and 250lbs - overweight, sure, but far from Jabba-esque.

Men's sizes are in inches, women's sizes are a random number unrelated to length because women suck at math. That's why there can be women who are a size zero while still being two dimensional.


Come, now. There are plenty of skinny girls who have personalities.
 
2011-11-18 11:59:49 PM
tbyte: odinsposse: ThatVANguy: Size 44 jeans?? Is that in feet? I wear 44's and I'm 6'3" and 250lbs - overweight, sure, but far from Jabba-esque.

Men's sizes are in inches, women's sizes are a random number unrelated to length because women suck at math. That's why there can be women who are a size zero while still being two dimensional.

Two dimensional women exist?? I've only seen that on the Internet. And in a couple books.



Lulz and lulz.

/lulz
 
2011-11-19 12:00:14 AM
itsfullofstars: Shes altered her aspect ratio.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x355]

16:9

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x453]

4:3


I'd still hit that in both pics!
 
2011-11-19 12:02:30 AM
I feel sorry for the poor girl. First, being molested as a young child. Second, having parents who obviously didn't give a rat's ass about her health. They enabled her food addiction by buying her all that junk. There is no excuse to allow your child to become super, mobidly obese.
 
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