1. . . want
5. . . want
6. . . sort of want
9. . . G'ahhh
11. . . eh, want
13. . . er, no

Not a bad turnout this week.

Holy fark, #1 is sexy.

whyRpeoplesostupid: Mini Ditka

I just realized it looks like Lenny Dykstra

Holy shiat! it totally does.

That is a Fark ready lineup there, they hit all the favorite jokes.

how do you say "A challenger appears" in Spanish?

Is it me or does #1 look like Sarah Chalke?

you don't need to do a publicity stunt for your movie's opening day i'm sure it'll make enough money on its own

/quick and dirtier than her rap sheet

shinjitsuism: Is it me or does #1 look like Sarah Chalke?

Not really. Though I think #5 looks a bit like

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officer Bangstick made contact with the suspect outside the bar where the suspect immediately attacked the officer, repeatedly smashing his head into the officers boot, the officer was forced to deploy his tazer multiple times to stop this vicious assault.


Dad ?

send me number 11, you dont even have to clean her up

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Arrested for felonious assault, dying while in custody.

"BRA-A-A-A-AINS. . .."

#1 - Clean her up and bring her to me...with a saddle
#2 - That's not milk around his lips but hey everyone has to find a way to survive behind bars, right? And what sort of "vapor-related substance abuse" was involved?
#5 - She got the crazy in her eye, but clean her up and bring her to me after a thorough search
#6 - Looks like she might have been passed around like a joint at Woodstock but why not...and arrested for not paying court fees?!
#8 - Are they arresting extras or their rejects from "The Walking Dead"?
#9 - Hair Club for Men (of all persuasions)
#13 - I pity the poor SOB involved with this one, she crazy
#14 - Mullet Man: live in person!

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how do you say "A challenger appears" in Spanish?

Bet he's a silver-tongue devil, too

Please have number 1 and number 5 washed and sent to my room ASAP. Ok just number 1. I would do all sorts of naughty things to her. Number 5 can watch and take notes if she so wishes.

Officer O'Malley took the mugshot but, something was amiss. The computer wouldn't register something like that. So Officer O'Mally had to do something he wouldn't normally do. He went into the basement. He knew he would find rats there, and he did. Many rats. He slaughtered them mercilessly. And made a wig for Yowanda.