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(Daily Mail) Weird Cage fighter working at a slaughterhouse dies from a sudden heart attack after the carcass of a cow falls off a hook and lands on his head. The Aristocrats   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 55
More: Weird, Strathclyde Police, Health and Safety Executive, Ally McCrae, Safety Executive  
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PhiloeBedoe [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 09:20:45 PM
Schlachthof-F*CK!
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 09:56:21 PM
The cow got its revenge...FROM BEYOND THE GRAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!1!
 
Therion [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 10:58:37 PM
Did he tap out?

i.dailymail.co.uk

Jesus Christ, THOSE COWS ARE HUGE!
 
Loucifer
2011-11-19 01:43:52 AM
Simpsons did it.
 
Mixolydian Master [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 01:46:41 AM
Therion: Did he tap out?

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Jesus Christ, THOSE COWS ARE HUGE!

Those cows are farking huge!! That should've never happened. That cow couldn't even meet him at a catch weight. Cecil Peoples must've been on the Athletic Commission that approved that match.
 
Flragnararch
2011-11-19 01:48:17 AM
Fail submitter for not knowing what the aristocrats is, fail mod for allowing a fail aristocrat reference through.

/fail me for being aristitrolled.
 
whither_apophis
2011-11-19 01:51:30 AM
First Frazier, now this guy, Balboa's next
 
DominaNY
2011-11-19 01:53:25 AM
mydailycow.files.wordpress.com
 
Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash
2011-11-19 01:54:33 AM
There's always shiat in the meat.
 
Ogre840
2011-11-19 01:57:39 AM
You could say... The steaks were high
 
tatum
2011-11-19 01:58:04 AM
Ground round and pound.
 
Ryker's Peninsula
2011-11-19 01:58:42 AM
That article was very mooving.

/Got nothin
 
Ed Willy
2011-11-19 02:03:44 AM
Ogre840: You could say... The steaks were high

Bad Cow Pun
 
Keizer_Ghidorah
2011-11-19 02:03:52 AM
Well, if it's not one slab of meat trying to kill you it's another.
 
JackalRabbit
2011-11-19 02:04:27 AM
THink the design flaw here is whoever decided it was a good idea to place a sink for hand washing under the actual kill floor overhead hook trolley system.
 
JonnyBGoode
2011-11-19 02:07:27 AM
"YO ADRIEEE..." *THUD*
 
whither_apophis
2011-11-19 02:15:59 AM
JackalRabbit: THink the design flaw here is whoever decided it was a good idea to place a sink for hand washing under the actual kill floor overhead hook trolley system.

do you have any idea how much it would cost to move the sink 3 feet! What is ya, sociacommunistic?!
 
Atomic Spunk
2011-11-19 02:36:07 AM
See, it's true after all - red meat causes heart attacks.
 
Larva Lump
2011-11-19 02:36:45 AM
 
MadAzza [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 02:38:27 AM
Therion: Did he tap out?

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Jesus Christ, THOSE COWS ARE HUGE!

Is that trick photography or something? Some f*ck-with-our-perspective thing? 'Cause I worked on a dairy farm (Herefords, which are big, and I know that a dairy farm is not the same as a slaughterhouse, but still ...), and even the bulls were smaller than those ... things. Jeebus.

Hey, anyone remember the movie "Prime Cut"?
 
Quex
2011-11-19 02:48:08 AM
Ogre840: You could say... The steaks were high

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

No, but, seriously. A heart attack? I would expect a broken neck. Heavy carcass is heavy.
 
Hand to the Face
2011-11-19 02:49:55 AM
MadAzza: Jesus Christ, THOSE COWS ARE HUGE! Is that trick photography or something?

The Daily Fail publishing a photo that has been manipulated or shot with a weird lens? Perish the thought.
 
no icon tact
2011-11-19 02:51:19 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Brick Top is impressed

Make it look like an accident boys
 
MadAzza [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 03:27:08 AM
Hand to the Face: MadAzza: Jesus Christ, THOSE COWS ARE HUGE! Is that trick photography or something?

The Daily Fail publishing a photo that has been manipulated or shot with a weird lens? Perish the thought.

Hey, man, you misattributed that quote! I said something that meant almost exactly the same thing, but with slightly different words, right after someone said exactly what I was thinking. How could you make such an egregious mistake?

Jeez.
 
libranoelrose [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 03:39:03 AM
Jeez
 
Hand to the Face
2011-11-19 03:58:52 AM
MadAzza: Hand to the Face: MadAzza: Jesus Christ, THOSE COWS ARE HUGE! Is that trick photography or something?

The Daily Fail publishing a photo that has been manipulated or shot with a weird lens? Perish the thought.

Hey, man, you misattributed that quote! I said something that meant almost exactly the same thing, but with slightly different words, right after someone said exactly what I was thinking. How could you make such an egregious mistake?

Jeez.

Take it up with Rupert ya gobber.
 
Friction8r
2011-11-19 04:18:04 AM
DominaNY:

Yes Goddess!
 
DominaNY
2011-11-19 04:28:36 AM
assets.motivationalgenerator.com

Awwwwwww, sweet.
 
Befuddled
2011-11-19 04:58:27 AM
FTA: A young cage fighter who died after being crushed by a cow's carcass in an abattoir was named as Ally McCrae.

They didn't give him a name until after he died? Seems kind of pointless to finally give him a name at that point.
 
Pert
2011-11-19 05:16:19 AM
"the busy abattoir, which sits underneath the M8 motorway a mile down the road from Glasgow Airport"

Jesus farking Christ, could there be a more depressing place on earth?

/it's still the best damn Starbucks in Glasgow
//went to Glasgow two years ago and was actually incredibly impressed, although mostly with the waitress in the Italian restaurant I went to for lunch. City seemed quite beautiful in places.
 
MaxAwesome
2011-11-19 05:25:22 AM
Ed Willy: Ogre840: You could say... The steaks were high

Bad Cow Pun

I prefer my....cows well done...
 
AbbeySomeone
2011-11-19 06:04:01 AM
MaxAwesome: Ed Willy: Ogre840: You could say... The steaks were high

Bad Cow Pun

I prefer my....cows well done...

I guess it wasn't a cow well hung.
 
LordOfThePings
2011-11-19 06:30:25 AM
Cage fighter: 1
Cow: 1
 
brianbankerus
2011-11-19 06:43:28 AM
MadAzza: Is that trick photography or something? Some f*ck-with-our-perspective thing?

Not likely. Notice how kitties are normally lap sized, but like 3-feet long when stretched out (or hung from a hook, perhaps to dry.)

Steaks were high... loled me.
 
JackalRabbit
2011-11-19 06:51:04 AM
AbbeySomeone: I guess it wasn't a cow well hung.

Foul. A cow being well hung is an udder impossibility. I say bull.
 
jmadisonbiii
2011-11-19 07:16:11 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
YO
 
sofa_King_2006
2011-11-19 07:50:11 AM
www.agileatwork.com

/approves.
 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 07:59:48 AM
ts1.mm.bing.net

"Weak as water. Weak. As. Water."
 
zinny
2011-11-19 08:05:35 AM
sofa_King_2006


Thank you.
 
piltdown
2011-11-19 08:07:29 AM
images.wikia.com

Impressed. Been trying to do that for years, Billy.
 
Tillmaster
2011-11-19 08:47:38 AM
Larva Lump: Assume a spherical cow of uniform density, while ignoring the effects of gravity, ...

Bastard. I've just spent an hour looking at that site.

Seriously, thanks.
 
EyeBallStu
2011-11-19 08:52:17 AM
Needs more cowbell...
 
The Face Of Oblivion
2011-11-19 09:38:47 AM
Not every douchebag with an Affliction T-shirt and a second-hand punching bag is a "cage fighter" - although each of them will claim to be one.
 
JasonOfOrillia
2011-11-19 09:48:44 AM
If it didn't work out he might have ended up like this
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
Aulus [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 10:38:57 AM
Years ago, I worked for an independent claims adjusting firm. Several of the clients were meat packers. We got to see a lot of really cringe-worthy workers comp claims come out of those.

One guy went to stick a trim knife into a carcass not knowing it was still partially frozen. The knife skidded off the frozen part and speared his dick. The blade went in one side and out the other. They transported him to the ER with the knife still in his dick and an EMS tech holding the handle so it didn't move. Even the women in the office cringed when they read the medical report.
 
queenalice [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 10:47:23 AM
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Porous Horace
2011-11-19 11:28:33 AM
queenalice: [img263.imageshack.us image 320x196]

Brilliant! You could be a Bond villain: Dr. No ... vocal cords.
 
JamisonJamieJames
2011-11-19 12:37:44 PM
What a mean right hook
 
Oldiron_79
2011-11-19 12:54:00 PM
Aulus: Years ago, I worked for an independent claims adjusting firm. Several of the clients were meat packers. We got to see a lot of really cringe-worthy workers comp claims come out of those.

One guy went to stick a trim knife into a carcass not knowing it was still partially frozen. The knife skidded off the frozen part and speared his dick. The blade went in one side and out the other. They transported him to the ER with the knife still in his dick and an EMS tech holding the handle so it didn't move. Even the women in the office cringed when they read the medical report.

You are a very evil man for posting that. I'm gonna have to find some mind bleach now.
 
ilgallo
2011-11-19 12:54:03 PM
MadAzza: Therion: Did he tap out?

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Jesus Christ, THOSE COWS ARE HUGE!

Is that trick photography or something? Some f*ck-with-our-perspective thing? 'Cause I worked on a dairy farm (Herefords, which are big, and I know that a dairy farm is not the same as a slaughterhouse, but still ...), and even the bulls were smaller than those ... things. Jeebus.

Hey, anyone remember the movie "Prime Cut"?

telephoto lens. simple, well known effect on perspective from photo 101.
 
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