YES, SIR!!!1

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Yeah, I'm gonna have to fap to that...

I'm guessing maple flavored...

/maple fetishee Canadians

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You're on top, but Alaska is farking you in the ass.

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Looks to me like Alaska is humping your bum

Beat me to it, GAT_00.

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You're on top, but Alaska is farking you in the ass.

Now I'm REALLY gonna have to fap to that.

My favorite Canadian sausage.

Apparently the WTO did not agree with the US's assertion that Canada could not sue on grounds that it was America's Hat and thus had no sovereign rights to sue.

LiquidSky: AngryDragon: Publikwerks: Representative of the unwashed masses: lasercannon: Canada may have a land mass larger than the US, but it also has a population smaller than California's.

Ok guys, start shipping the sweet sweet oil to china instead..

Don't forget who your largest trade partner is America...

Don't forget we have started multiple wars and killed hundreds of thousands for oil in the Middle East. You're closer and have poultine as well.>


It disturbs me to say this, but yeah. 2000+ mile land border with the country that has the most powerful military in history? Nice oil trade you have there. Be a shame if anything were to....happen to it.

But the rest of the world actually likes Canada. Not a good idea to pick a fight with the guy who's got a lot of friends.



Friends? Really?

That's what you're going with here? "We got friends?"


I would have gone with the metric system. When Canadian weather reports say "there are three centimeters of snow expected in Ontario," our military has no idea what the hell that means...

hasty ambush: There are friends and there are friends who have your back in a fight. But really, as somebody once said "countries do not have friends they have interests" and those interests can change.

These are our friends:



We have been friends for over 200 years.
We are formerly the largest Empire in the history of the world.
We are 60+ countries and over 2 billion people.
We have participated in and won every major global conflict including both World Wars.
Above all, we recognize individual sovereignty and collective autonomy of our member nations.
That is why we are known as, quite simply, The Commonwealth.

Attack us, and 1/3 of the planet will instantly hate you, and the rest will take a day or two before deciding to hate you too.

Your move, Yanks.

ds_4815: In any case, I'd imagine a Greenland teabag to be very, very cold.

Well, yeah. That's how we make ice tea.

Wasteland: 1/2 > 1/3. Your move.

We don't need an army.

We can starve you with embargoes and we can bankrupt you through provocation. You import more than 2 trillion tons of goods every year (You have not have a trade surplus since 1975). All of this suddenly stops if you invade Canada. Your populace will not accept a catastrophic drop in their standard of living. Hell, Canada provides most of America's hydroelectric power, especially on the east and west coasts. Day 1: All the lights go out.

Your move.

I love all these Canadians talking smack like they could withstand a US invasion. OK great, well I'm sure everything would work out because in our theoretical war you could turn our lights out and beg Britain to help you. As if war would be in the interest of either country, but no matter, I'm sure it's important in Canada to swing your dicks around once in a while to keep them from getting frostbite.

I've met quite a few Canadians and many of them are fairly polite, but damned if they are not some of the most arrogant, nationalistic sons of biatches from any country I've ever met. Many of them are afraid to be mistaken as US citizens, like we have f*cking leprosy or something. Personally I don't get totally bent out of shape about it.

Yes the US has plenty of problems, like any nation, yes we are aware that many of our problems are not small, but I'm glad I live here. I like the climate, I like most of the people, I like the choices. It's nice to know you think you are above that, that the US is imploding while you sit on a high cloud like some farking demigods and pretend problems affecting the US will not eventually affect you and your pocketbook. There are plenty of ways in which Canada and the US differ, but to explain them would exhaust this thread. Demographics and migratory movement play a large role. Where I live in the US, the murder rate is much much lower than the average in Canada. What does that prove? You can't pigeonhole a country based on its urban statistics.

bdub77: I love all these Canadians talking smack like they could withstand a US invasion.

No one's saying Canada would withstand a US invasion. As a matter of fact, Canada would be absolutely pulverized, the WWIII equivalent of Poland.

But an invasion of Canada would spell ultimate ruin of the United States as a global power, as a country, and quite likely even as a culture.

bdub77: I've met quite a few Canadians and many of them are fairly polite, but damned if they are not some of the most arrogant, nationalistic sons of biatches from any country I've ever met. Many of them are afraid to be mistaken as US citizens, like we have f*cking leprosy or something. Personally I don't get totally bent out of shape about it.

Let me explain to you why this is: A short while ago the CBC ran a contest to come up with a country motto equivalent to "As American as apple pie". The winner was "As Canadian as possible given the circumstances".

When YOU live next door to a country that has 10 times your population, and is politically, economically, socially and culturally dominant in every facet of contemporary living, you would feel a little bit of resentment too.