Liberals are smart enough not to fall for that nonsense.

My birther aunt sends me these kind of f*cking emails EVERY MOTHERF*CKING DAY.

CheddarPants: Liberals are smart enough not to fall for that nonsense.

Uchiha_Cycliste: violentsalvation: My birther aunt sends me these kind of f*cking emails EVERY MOTHERF*CKING DAY.

everyday you should respond with a link to a fark thread addressing her idiocyconcerns.

I dont want my aunt reading fark. She would figure out who I am almost immediately

I'm lucky that I don't have anyone in my family dumb enough to fall for that crap. I'm not brave enough to wade through the ads and pop-ups at Snopes to link them to why they're wrong each and every time.

I have a hard time believing they are the ignorant racists who send virus clad sparkly pictures and false quotes.

Too bad Snopes is owned by George Soros in order to help get Sharia law in this country.

Subject: GE 115 yr old division Leaves USA for China-THIS IS UNBELIEVEABLE !

General Electric plans to move its 115-year-old X-ray division from Waukesha, WI, to Beijing. In addition to moving the headquarters, the company will invest $2 billion in China, train more than 65 engineers, and create six research centers. This is the same GE that made $5.1 billion in the United States last year, yet paid no taxes. The same company that employs more people overseas than it does in the United States.

So let me get this straight... President Obama appointed GE Chairman Jeff Immelt to head his commission on job creation (job czar). Immelt is supposed to help create jobs. I guess the President forgot to tell him in which country he was supposed to be creating those jobs.

Please pass this information to others and think about it before you buy a GE product. Let's let the Chinese buy them.

The Strong Silent Type!

Dana Perrino ( Fox News) describing an interview she recently had with a Navy SEAL. After discussing all the countries he had been sent to, she asked if they had to learn several languages?



His reply:

"Oh no ma'am, we don't go there to talk."

So Simple and Yet, So Eloquent

Amazing how something with no vulgarity can be one of the most
Insulting and powerful messages to Obama that I have seen to date!



NOT RACIST...NOT VIOLENT...JUST NOT SILENT ANY MORE

Subject: Best joke of the year


George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies,

"Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

ok I think I am done looking at and pasting those emails.

Maybe not.

Thank you America !



Dear American Taxpayer:

I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242,000 for my vacation in Spain.

My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff (of 20) and various guests had a wonderful time. Honestly, you just haven't lived until you have stayed in a $2,500 per night private 3-story villa at a 5-Star luxury hotel.

Thank you also for the use of Air Force Two and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times. By the way, if you happen to be visiting the Costa del Sol, I highly recommend the Buenaventura Plaza restaurant in Marbella; great lobster with rice and oysters!

Air Force Two (which costs $11,351 per hour to operate according to Government Accounting Office reports) only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2. These are only rough estimates, but they are close. That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined carbon footprint.

I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet. So I do appreciate your sacrifices and do hope you find work soon.

I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get away for a few days.

Cordially,

Michelle Obama

P.S. Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION dollar trip to India!

P.P.S. Thank you, too, for that vacation trip to Martha's Vineyard; it was fabulous. And thanks for that second smaller jet that took our dog Bo to Martha's Vineyard so we and the children could have him with us while we were away from the White House for eleven days.

P.P.P.S. Oh, I almost forgot to thank you all for our "date weekend" in New York and to say thanks also for our two-week trip to Hawaii at Christmas. That 7,000 square foot house was great!

And finally, thanks for asking, we had a great time taking Air Force One to Chicago to tape our segment with Oprah a couple weeks ago, replete with full security, a separate plane for armored limosines and a full contingent of assistants.

Remember we all have to share the pain of these economic times equally! Love to -redistribute- share- the wealth.

* * *

SEND THIS TO EVERY AMERICAN NOW

STAND UP, SPEAK UP. NEVER SURRENDER!!!!

OK that is all I can find. I try to delete them regularly but those ones I still had.

Uchiha_Cycliste: violentsalvation: ok I think I am done looking at and pasting those emails.

jesus farking christ... yeah I more strongly support the /b/ gambit. Make sure she tells them her email address.

I don't really want to screw with her. Sometimes she sends me actual emails about family I never get to see. I just try to ignore and delete the ones that look like FWD FWD FWD's. It's family. Keep the peace.

I get these from conservative friends all the time. So, if possible, I take out the President Obama or Democrat in question photo, substitute some Republican or the entire GOP Presidential Debate team, touch up the text to mock them, and forward them on.

/Fark the GOP.

Uchiha_Cycliste: violentsalvation: Uchiha_Cycliste: violentsalvation: ok I think I am done looking at and pasting those emails.

jesus farking christ... yeah I more strongly support the /b/ gambit. Make sure she tells them her email address.

I don't really want to screw with her. Sometimes she sends me actual emails about family I never get to see. I just try to ignore and delete the ones that look like FWD FWD FWD's. It's family. Keep the peace.

But there are limits man! I guess I have two questions, is she actually a hateful idiot, or merely a useful idiot (a GOP pawn if you will)? Also, have you requested strongly to stop sending you the spam? If not, ask again and tell her you will respond with something she will find as offensive as you find these emails.
Then follow through by responding to every one with a picture of two black men kissing. And then have yourself a beer, you've earned it.

She is just an idiot. She isn't hateful or useful at all. And i won't ask her to stop sending me those. I know it is pussyfooting around the issue, but she is bipolar emotional freak, she would take it the wrong way and I want her to keep sending me photos of my cousins' babies. Stuff like that. The rest is just junkmail to me.

Ugh. I get that crap from my family all the time. brb, gonna go sift through my inbox

Here's one of the better ones I've gotten from the family mail forward list:

The Fundamental Transformation of America

When Obama wrote a book and said he was mentored as a youth by Frank, (Frank Marshall Davis) an avowed Communist, people said it didn't matter. When it was discovered that his grandparents, were strong socialist, sent Obama's mother to a socialist school, introduced Frank Marshall Davis to young Obama, People said it didn't matter.

When people found out that he was enrolled as a Muslim child in school and his father and step father were both Muslims, people said it didn't matter.

When he wrote in another book he authored "I will stand with them (Muslims) should the political winds shift in an ugly direction." people said it didn't matter.

When he admittedly, in his book, said he chose Marxist friends and professors in college, people said it didn't matter.

When he traveled to Pakistan , after college on an unknown national passport, people said it didn't matter.

When he sought the endorsement of the Marxist party in 1996 as he ran for the Illinois Senate, people said it doesn't matter.

When he sat in a Chicago Church for twenty years and listened to a preacher spew hatred for America and preach black liberation theology, people said it didn't matter.

When an independent Washington organization, that tracks senate voting records, gave him the distinctive title as the "most liberal senator", people said it didn't matter.

When the Palestinians in Gaza , set up a fund raising telethon to raise money for his election campaign, people said it didn't matter.

When his voting record supported gun control, people said it didn't matter.

When he refused to disclose who donated money to his election campaign, as other candidates had done, people said it didn't matter.

When he received endorsements from people like Louis Farrakhan and Mummar Kadaffi and Hugo Chavez, people said it didn't matter.

When it was pointed out that he was a total, newcomer and had absolutely no experience at anything except community organizing, people said it didn't matter.

When he chose friends and acquaintances such as Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn who were revolutionary radicals, people said it didn't matter.

When his voting record in the Illinois senate and in the U.S. Senate came into question, people said it didn't matter.

When he refused to wear a flag, lapel pin and did so only after a public outcry, people said it didn't matter.

When people started treating him as a Messiah and children in schools were taught to sing his praises, people said it didn't matter.

When he stood with his hands over his groin area for the playing of the National Anthem and Pledge of Allegiance, people said it didn't matter.

When he surrounded himself in the White house with advisors who were pro gun control, pro abortion, pro homosexual marriage and wanting to curtail freedom of speech to silence the opposition people said it didn't matter.

When he aired his views on abortion, homosexuality and a host of other issues, people said it didn't matter.

When he said he favors sex education in Kindergarten, including homosexual indoctrination, people said it didn't matter.

When his background was either scrubbed or hidden and nothing could be found about him, people said it didn't matter.

When the place of his birth was called into question, and he refused to produce a birth certificate, people said it didn't matter.

When he had an association in Chicago with Tony Rezco, a man of questionable character, who is now in prison and had helped Obama to a sweet deal on the purchase of his home, people said it didn't matter.

When it became known that George Soros, a multi-billionaire Marxist, spent a ton of money to get him elected, people said it didn't matter.

When he started appointing czars that were radicals, revolutionaries, and even avowed Marxist/Communist, people said it didn't matter.

When he stood before the nation and told us that his intentions were to "fundamentally transform this nation" into something else, people said it didn't matter.

When it became known that he had trained ACORN workers in Chicago and served as an attorney for ACORN, people said it didn't matter.

When he appointed a cabinet members and several advisors who were tax cheats and socialist, people said it didn't matter.

When he appointed a science czar, John Holdren, who believes in forced abortions, mass sterilizations and seizing babies from teen mothers, people said it didn't matter.

When he appointed Cass Sunstein as regulatory czar and he believes in "Explicit Consent", harvesting human organs with out family consent, and to allow animals to be represented in court, while banning all hunting, people said it didn't matter.

When he appointed Kevin Jennings, a homosexual, and organizer of a group called gay, lesbian, straight, Education network, as safe school czar and it became known that he had a history of bad advice to teenagers, people said it didn't matter.

When he appointed Mark Lloyd as diversity czar and he believed in curtailing free speech, taking from one and giving to another to spread the wealth and admires Hugo Chavez, people said it didn't matter.

When Valerie Jarrett was selected as Obama's senior White House advisor and she is an avowed Socialist, people said it didn't matter.

When Anita Dunn, White House Communications director said Mao Tse Tung was her favorite philosopher and the person she turned to most for inspiration, people said it didn't matter.

When he appointed Carol Browner as global warming czar, and she is a well known socialist working on Cap and trade as the nations largest tax, people said it doesn't matter.

When he appointed Van Jones, an ex-con and avowed Communist as green energy czar, who since had to resign when this was made known, people said it didn't matter.

When Tom Daschle, Obama's pick for health and human services secretary could not be confirmed, because he was a tax cheat, people said it didn't matter.

When as president of the United States , he bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia , people said it didn't matter.

When he traveled around the world criticizing America and never once talking of her greatness, people said it didn't matter.

When his actions concerning the middle-east seemed to support the Palestinians over Israel , our long time friend, People said it doesn't matter.

When he took American tax dollars to resettle thousands of Palestinians from Gaza to the United States , people said it doesn't matter.

When he upset the Europeans by removing plans for a missile defense system against the Russians, People said it doesn't matter.

When he played politics in Afghanistan by not sending troops the Field Commanders said we had to have to win, people said it didn't matter.

When he started spending us into a debt that was so big we could not pay it off, people said it didn't matter.

When he took a huge spending bill under the guise of stimulus and used it to pay off organizations, unions and individuals that got him elected, people said it didn't matter.

When he took over insurance companies, car companies, banks, etc. people said it didn't matter.

When he took away student loans from the banks and put it through the government, people said it didn't matter.

When he designed plans to take over the health care system and put it under government control, people said it didn't matter.

When he set into motion a plan to take over the control of all energy in the United States through Cap and Trade, people said it didn't matter.

When he finally completed his transformation of America into a Socialist State , people finally woke up........ but it was too late.

Any one of these things, in and of themselves does not really matter. But.... when you add them up one by one you get a phenomenal score that points to the fact that our Obama is determined to make America over into a Marxist/Socialist society. All of the items in the preceding paragraphs have been put into place. All can be documented very easily. Before you disavow this, do an internet search. The last paragraph alone is not yet cast in stone. You and I will write that paragraph. Will it read as above or will it be a more happy ending for most of America ? Personally, I like happy endings.

If you are an Obama Supporter, please do not be angry with me because I think your president is a socialist but there are too many facts supporting this. If you seek the truth you will be richer for it. Don't just belittle the opposition. Search for the truth. I did. Democrats, Republicans, Independents, Constitutionalist, Libertarians and what have you, we all need to pull together. We all must pull together or watch the demise of a society that we all love and cherish. If you are a religious person, pray for our nation.

Never before in the history of America have we been confronted with problems so huge that the very existence of our country is in jeopardy. Don't rely on most television news and what you read in the newspapers for the truth. Search the internet. Yes, there is a lot of bad information, lies and distortions there too but you are smart enough to spot the fallacies. Newspapers are a dying breed. They are currently seeking a bailout from the government. Do you really think they are about to print the truth? Obama praises all the television news networks except Fox who he has waged war against. There must be a reason. He does not call them down on any specifics, just a general battle against them. If they lie, he should call them out on it but he doesn't. Please, find the truth, it will set you free.

Our biggest enemy is not China , Russia , Iran ; no, our biggest enemy is a contingent of politicians in Washington DC .

Obama should just do 5% of what the GOP accuses him of doing. You know, for the lulz.

themindiswatching: Obama should just do 5% of what the GOP accuses him of doing. You know, for the lulz.

i heard if he does, bill gates will send us each $500.

gameshowhost: make me some tea: When he finally completed his transformation of America into a Socialist State , people finally woke up........ but it was too late.

That's. Special.

/the whole thing is special but that's really special

You know what I wonder? I wonder if, were you to tell these folk that the banks and filthy rich are doing even better under Obama than they did under Bush, their heads could comprehend it? Or how they would reconcile that fact with their OMG SOCIALEST!!1! mindset?

Naah. Never mind. They'd just mumble something about Jews.

Here's another gem. (from 2009)

FINALLY...THE $50,000 QUESTION WAS ASKED !!!!!.....YESTERDAY ON THE
"ABC..OBAMA SPECIAL ON HEALTH CARE"......OBAMA WAS ASKED "MR. PRESIDENT WILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GIVE UP YOUR CURRENT HEALTH CARE PROGRAM AND JOIN THE NEW "UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE PROGRAM" THAT THE REST OF US WILL BE ON ????.....OBAMA IGNORED THE QUESTION AND DIDN'T ANSWER IT !!!.....A NUMBER OF SENATORS WERE ASKED THE SAME QUESTION AND THEIR RESPONSE WAS...WE WILL THINK ABOUT IT !!!!

IT WAS ALSO ANNOUNCED TODAY ON THE NEWS THAT THE "KENNEDY HEALTH CARE BILL"....HAS WRITTEN INTO IT THAT CONGRESS WILL BE ( FROM THIS GREAT HEALTH CARE PLAN)..EXEMPT !!!!!

HOW ABOUT THOSE APPLES.....NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR OBAMA OR CONGRESS.....BUT "OK" FOR THE REST OF US ????????

WE....THE AMERICANS NEED TO STOP THIS ...A.S.A.P !!!!....AND REVOLT...THIS
IS WRONG !!!!!

IF YOU AGREE PLEASE PASS THIS ON ....IF NOT PLAN TO SUFFER ( WITH THE
OBAMA HEALTH CARE PLAN ....FOR FREE....WHILE OUR POLITICIANS TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES.................. THIS IS WRONG WRONG WRONG !!!!!

make me some tea: Here's another gem

It's amusing how they will accept stuff from the "liberal media" when it fits their own world view, but hate on it the rest of the time.

One of my old high school friends insisted on sending me Jesus/religious/xenophobic span constantly. I just started writing rebuttals and sending them back to her entire distribution list. She stopped sending them to me.

WorldCitizen: One of my old high school friends insisted on sending me Jesus/religious/xenophobic span constantly. I just started writing rebuttals and sending them back to her entire distribution list. She stopped sending them to me.

They probably emailed her to complain about you, considering that she still emails them.

/dumb attracts dumb

My favorite is when you reply to the chain email with a link to a snopes article that debunks it, only to be told "snopes is owned by democrats and so they are biased".

log_jammin: My favorite is when you reply to the chain email with a link to a snopes article that debunks it, only to be told "snopes is owned by democrats and so they are biased".



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ftfa: Viral e-mails didn't really come into widespread use until early in the last decade, says David Emery

David Emery is really wrong.

That said, nobody sends me political shiat anymore. It seems to have actually died down. But then, so has email in general I guess.

violentsalvation: Amazing how something with no vulgarity can be one of the most
Insulting and powerful messages to Obama that I have seen to date!

I'll say it's insulting. Ugh. Comic Sans?!

Uchiha_Cycliste: go watch fechingmorons post in the...

yeah, no thanks.

I had a coworker who used to send that shiat out to me and a bunch of other people. I used to carefully research and document rebuttals to the nonsense, if for no other reason than it was better than working. Eventually the emails dried up and I figured that the coworker learned to stop accepting things at face value.

It wasn't till much later that I learned he was was still sending them out, but had just taken me off the distribution list.

I guess that's still a win from my stand point, but the lesson is that people like him WANT to believe these bullshiat emails, and no amount of facts are going to convince them otherwise.

Republicans are better at branding their opponents. This is because they have better ideas for saving this country from the socialist menace, Mr. Taxbongo Obamaluke and his wife, Mrs. Michelle "Ethel" Rosenbama. That's all.