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(Gizmodo) Spiffy Good news everyone, the American Museum of Natural History just invented the Smell-O-Scope so that you can finally find out what the moon smells like. Bad news everyone. It just got the worst grade imaginable-an A minus minus   (gizmodo.com) divider line 23
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Ass Exploder
2011-11-18 05:13:22 PM
What does Uranus smell like?
 
Uzzah
2011-11-18 05:14:13 PM
Ass Exploder: What does Uranus smell like?

Your rectum.
 
Cagey B
2011-11-18 05:15:03 PM
Ass Exploder: What does Uranus smell like?

Klingons.
 
bcbebop [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 05:18:33 PM
I think I'll just sniff around over here.....
 
Epstein's Mother
2011-11-18 05:18:39 PM
Uzzah: Ass Exploder: What does Uranus smell like?

Your rectum.

Rectum?? It nearly killed 'em!
 
Ass Exploder
2011-11-18 05:19:19 PM
Uzzah: Ass Exploder: What does Uranus smell like?

Your rectum.

Rectum? Damn near killed em.
 
Man On Fire
2011-11-18 05:27:57 PM
There's still a few things left to wrap up though - first up, conversion gel. Now, the beancounters told me we literally could not afford to buy $7 worth of moon rock scent, much less 70 million. Bought it anyway. Ground them up, mixed them into a gel, and guess what: stuff that smells like moon rocks is pure poison.
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 05:38:51 PM
Ass Exploder: What does Uranus smell like?

brainsyndicate.files.wordpress.com
 
PirateKing
2011-11-18 05:45:42 PM
Wouldn't the regolith/dust start to oxidize on exposure to oxygen? That's probably why it smells burny.
 
Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash
2011-11-18 05:49:01 PM
In an unfortunate turn of events, the moon smells identical to what a sound stage in Nevada smells like. Hookers and black jack.
 
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy
2011-11-18 05:50:33 PM
Something smells like vacuu--*GHHK*
 
RightWingNutjob
2011-11-18 05:57:56 PM
Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: In an unfortunate turn of events, the moon smells identical to what a sound stage in Nevada smells like. Hookers and black jack.

Bender nods in agreement

/screw it
 
the_sidewinder [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 06:00:50 PM
WERNSTROM!
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2011-11-18 06:34:35 PM
In space, no one can smell your farts.
 
Rent is too damn high
2011-11-18 07:19:27 PM
In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.
 
DeaH
2011-11-18 07:22:34 PM
Not true, subby. I once got an A - - -.

/At a certain point, the teacher should just stop farking with you and give you a B +
//On the other hand, I did deserve the third minus
 
MrEricSir
2011-11-18 08:03:40 PM
DeaH: Not true, subby. I once got an A - - -.

/At a certain point, the teacher should just stop farking with you and give you a B +
//On the other hand, I did deserve the third minus

You fool! Those minuses were clearly Morse code written by the dwarf in your teacher's basement who was forced to grade your paper.

(Too bad the dwarf didn't know Morse code very well.)
 
red5ish
2011-11-18 08:10:40 PM
There's a huge object.
 
Mixolydian Master [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 11:53:28 PM
/Uranus, also available in scratch and sniff.

//My anus is too, if you're not flexible enough for your own
 
Mixolydian Master [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 11:58:00 PM
Picfail.. the files too large, even when I shrink it. Just imagina a scratch and sniff moonpic.

/mopes away from thread
 
TsukasaK
2011-11-19 12:38:33 AM
IIRC, you really, really don't want to take a big whiff of the moon. Two reasons.

1) It smells like burnt shiat.
2) The dust atomizes like crazy, and you're in for a world of hurt if you inhale it. It tears up your respiratory tract much like asbestos.
 
dholway [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 09:32:57 PM
TsukasaK: IIRC, you really, really don't want to take a big whiff of the moon. Two reasons.

1) It smells like burnt shiat.
2) The dust atomizes like crazy, and you're in for a world of hurt if you inhale it. It tears up your respiratory tract much like asbestos.

I'm willing to take that chance. Bring it on!
 
The Flexecutioner
2011-11-20 03:03:29 AM
Sniffy tag?
 
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