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(WLSAM) Fail The big "Spanksgiving" sexpo is the kickoff of the big "Swallowday" season in Illinois   (wlsam.com) divider line 17
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2011-11-18 07:37:37 PM
Wat?

Sounds sticky.
 
2011-11-18 07:38:56 PM
Quick question.... Is Spanksgiving followed by Black & Blue Friday?
 
2011-11-18 07:39:44 PM
Illinois Nazis. I hate Illinois Nazis.
 
2011-11-18 07:40:19 PM
tvmedia.ign.com

♫ What is this feeling
That's put you in your place?
A hot red burning on the side
Of your face.
You feel the blood rush to your cheek,
Tears start to fill your eyes.
Your lips are trembling but you can't speak
You're trying, oh you're trying not to cry.
Ya just got slapped
Across the face my friend.
Ya just got slapped
Yes that really just happened.
Well, everybody saw it, hah
Everybody laughed and clapped.
'Cause it was awesome.
The way that you just got slapped. ♫

Happy Slapsgiving, everyone
 
2011-11-18 07:41:49 PM
Approves: (very NSFW lyrics) Link (new window)
 
2011-11-18 07:58:45 PM
Approves (not NSFW at all) Link (new window)
 
2011-11-18 08:18:17 PM
The picture in the article is fantastic. That is exactly what I imagined the people who would attend look like.
 
2011-11-18 08:33:00 PM
something something stuffed the turkey something something here all week
 
2011-11-18 08:44:38 PM
Well, after downing a few and everyone else has gone to bed it usually turns into Wanksgiving doesn't it?
 
2011-11-18 09:23:44 PM
Is this the new Novemberween?
 
2011-11-18 09:42:48 PM
came in for Slapsgiving
/good show Arklop
 
2011-11-18 09:44:18 PM
Spanksgiving has a long tradition of being one of the best and largest kink conventions in the country, sharing this honor with other events like Beyond Vanilla, Thunder In The Mountains, Kink Fest, and the list goes on. It's disheartening that the city council had such a good arrangement for so long with the organizers and now, because people try to legislate morality, this storied event could go away entirely.

I understand that some folks don't grok to what us kinksters do. I get it, I do, and I agree that it can be rather odd on its face.. but for the love of God, why can't people just be left to their own devices? Both figurative and literal.
 
2011-11-18 09:52:32 PM
I'm wondering what exactly they're worried about with vendors... That they might sell the kind of stuff you find in a tack shop or hardware store?

/ has an ex who will be going.
 
2011-11-18 10:27:21 PM
endlessmonkeys: but for the love of God, why can't people just be left to their own devices? Both figurative and literal.

Maybe they'll stop if you use the safe word?
 
2011-11-19 12:27:10 AM
Most all my friends are spankos, nicest people you would ever care to know.
 
2011-11-19 01:56:20 PM
endlessmonkeys: why can't people just be left to their own devices?

Because someone, somewhere, is desperately afraid that someone else is having a good time.
 
2011-11-19 02:46:13 PM
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