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(Some Guy) Sad Father of the Year candidate leaves 13-year-old daughter holding 50 bags of crack as he escapes from police   (nbcphiladelphia.com) divider line 38
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2011-11-18 05:25:53 PM
TRY HER AS AN ADULT!
 
2011-11-18 06:51:30 PM
digitalvomit.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-11-18 07:45:17 PM
She must have pretty big hands to hold 50 bags of anything at once.
 
2011-11-18 07:46:08 PM
I'd suspect she can pay for college with the proceeds, at least.
 
2011-11-18 07:47:10 PM
It worked didn't it?
 
2011-11-18 07:47:40 PM
Antwine be on the lam.
 
2011-11-18 07:48:52 PM
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Chris HumeI donno at 13 I knew what dealers and drugs were they teach you in school and if my dad asked me to help I wouldn't cause that's his issue. and just cause he sell drugs doesn't make in a scumbag yes selling is bad but you don't know why he does it could be to support he's kid as where I am from it is tough to find work so most people are turning to selling drugs just to make a dime.

From the comments

This guy seems like an idiot.
 
2011-11-18 07:53:50 PM
Oh well, at least it was 'crack and marijuana' and not meth.

/Meth will rot your teef.
//And the cops hate meth, as they would prefer to confiscate marijuana, am I right...... o.O
 
2011-11-18 07:57:49 PM
WhitePac: Mark as SpamReport as Abuse
Chris HumeI donno at 13 I knew what dealers and drugs were they teach you in school and if my dad asked me to help I wouldn't cause that's his issue. and just cause he sell drugs doesn't make in a scumbag yes selling is bad but you don't know why he does it could be to support he's kid as where I am from it is tough to find work so most people are turning to selling drugs just to make a dime.
From the comments

This guy seems like an idiot.


He's a product of his environment and using ghetto logic.
 
2011-11-18 07:58:05 PM
Helen_Arigby: She must have pretty big hands to hold 50 bags of anything at once.

She does. She's got big hands (new window)
 
2011-11-18 07:59:23 PM
They better make up their mind, are they looking for Butler or Bulter?
 
2011-11-18 07:59:57 PM
13-year-old daughters are evil. I'm not sure I see a problem here.

/DRTFA
 
2011-11-18 08:02:11 PM
Father of the year, subby?! WTF is wrong with you? He left her to take the fall for his drugs. I always understood a title like Father of the year to be a parent who enriches his child's life in some sort of superlative way. I do not compute
 
2011-11-18 08:03:10 PM
They refer to pistol-whipping. Isn't it simply an adw? If I beat you with a lamp, they won't report that you were lamp-whipped.

So, do they just say "pistol-whipped" because it sounds cooler? ?
 
2011-11-18 08:09:14 PM
"Here's a starter on your college fund - gotta go, bye!"
 
2011-11-18 08:10:09 PM
I grew up in Little Rock. Just me and my dad because my mom died of an overdose when I was three. My dad was blind as an owl, so he couldn't work. The only way we could make ends meet was to sell drugs on the street. My job was look out and money counter. He taught me how to cut the coke so as to make the most of what we had. And if the cops came, he'd give me the stash, and I'd run through a hole underneath the fence. We did everything together, and I wouldn't trade those days for the world. I'm sorry that these two got busted, but you can't hate on them because they're trying to make a living.

/Miss you Poppa Rocks
 
2011-11-18 08:13:03 PM
Cant be much of father from prison now can he?
 
2011-11-18 08:14:00 PM
The girl then knifed three police officers and escaped through a storm drain.
 
2011-11-18 08:21:56 PM
Must be Take Your Daughter to Work Day in the ghetto.
 
2011-11-18 08:23:55 PM
Mixolydian Master: Father of the year, subby?! WTF is wrong with you? He left her to take the fall for his drugs. I always understood a title like Father of the year to be a parent who enriches his child's life in some sort of superlative way. I do not compute

SARCASM
 
2011-11-18 08:30:37 PM
Crack?

Must be black
 
2011-11-18 08:34:16 PM
lordlight: Crack?

Must be black


Racist assumption. Many white guys are named Antwine.
 
2011-11-18 08:37:12 PM
Think of how much she'll appreciate her dad supplementing her regular education with the encyclopedic set of street smarts. One volume at a time.

The first book[ing] is free. After that we'll send you a new one periodically to add to your collection, completed with a magnificent life sentence to share with your family.
 
2011-11-18 08:41:46 PM
some.old.lady.: They refer to pistol-whipping. Isn't it simply an adw? If I beat you with a lamp, they won't report that you were lamp-whipped.

So, do they just say "pistol-whipped" because it sounds cooler? ?


The formal term is butt-stroking.
 
2011-11-18 08:46:23 PM
spentmiles: I grew up in Little Rock. Just me and my dad because my mom died of an overdose when I was three. My dad was blind as an owl, so he couldn't work. The only way we could make ends meet was to sell drugs on the street. My job was look out and money counter. He taught me how to cut the coke so as to make the most of what we had. And if the cops came, he'd give me the stash, and I'd run through a hole underneath the fence. We did everything together, and I wouldn't trade those days for the world. I'm sorry that these two got busted, but you can't hate on them because they're trying to make a living.

/Miss you Poppa Rocks


You're no PocketNinja

/read this in Red from Shawshank's voice for some reason
 
2011-11-18 08:51:42 PM
spentmiles: I grew up in Little Rock. Just me and my dad because my mom died of an overdose when I was three. My dad was blind as an owl, so he couldn't work. The only way we could make ends meet was to sell drugs on the street. My job was look out and money counter. He taught me how to cut the coke so as to make the most of what we had. And if the cops came, he'd give me the stash, and I'd run through a hole underneath the fence. We did everything together, and I wouldn't trade those days for the world. I'm sorry that these two got busted, but you can't hate on them because they're trying to make a living.

/Miss you Poppa Rocks


Brilliant, my hats off to you, all of them...
 
2011-11-18 09:09:19 PM
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: spentmiles: I grew up in Little Rock. Just me and my dad because my mom died of an overdose when I was three. My dad was blind as an owl, so he couldn't work. The only way we could make ends meet was to sell drugs on the street. My job was look out and money counter. He taught me how to cut the coke so as to make the most of what we had. And if the cops came, he'd give me the stash, and I'd run through a hole underneath the fence. We did everything together, and I wouldn't trade those days for the world. I'm sorry that these two got busted, but you can't hate on them because they're trying to make a living.

/Miss you Poppa Rocks

You're no PocketNinja

/read this in Red from Shawshank's voice for some reason


Hey hey, don't be dissin' spentmiles. He adds flair and annoyance, perversion and lulz to many threads.

/good choice of voices
//try Wilford Brumley
 
2011-11-18 09:25:21 PM
Did he get it from Black's?
 
2011-11-18 09:33:11 PM
i1041.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-18 09:45:06 PM
So......

is she hot?
 
2011-11-18 09:47:44 PM
Thoroughly With Foil: So......

is she hot?


assuming she does any of the crack, she is probably skinny and no doubt needing a fix righ now, so...I say go for it
 
2011-11-18 09:50:06 PM
I support his decision to leave her there and run from the police. It would be immpossible for him to raise his daughter from prison. So the responsible thing for him to do would be to run away from the police and find his daughter in the future to be the best dad he can possibly be.
 
2011-11-18 10:08:00 PM
WhitePac: Mark as SpamReport as Abuse
Chris HumeI donno at 13 I knew what dealers and drugs were they teach you in school and if my dad asked me to help I wouldn't cause that's his issue. and just cause he sell drugs doesn't make in a scumbag yes selling is bad but you don't know why he does it could be to support he's kid as where I am from it is tough to find work so most people are turning to selling drugs just to make a dime.
From the comments

This guy seems like an idiot.


Hell, he sounds like someone who posts on fark, especially in the politics tab.
 
2011-11-18 10:22:38 PM
At least he's got a job...
 
2011-11-19 01:14:05 AM
ElLoco: Did he get it from Black's?

Where else would you get crack?
 
2011-11-19 07:31:47 AM
And THIS is why we just moved out of Upper Darby. We didn't move all that far, but thankfully, we didn't have to, in order to avoid having nonsense of this kind practically on our doorstep.

It was never a fancy area, but we saw a steep decline just in '00s. And now houses there are worth so little that it's not worth it to sell, so people are trapped.
 
2011-11-19 11:38:40 AM
End him.
 
2011-11-19 12:24:23 PM
lordlight: Crack?

Must be black


Link (Article with picture)

Correct
 
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