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(IOL) Obvious Looks like Demi was sleeping with other women too, so LEAVE ASHTON ALONE   (iol.co.za) divider line 47
More: Obvious, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Hard Rock Hotel, wedding anniversary, Sara Leal, unprotected sex  
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AirForceVet [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 05:16:55 PM
Let me get this in first.

Pics or it didn't happen.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 05:40:12 PM
So she went from "meh" to "meh, I'll take a gander".
 
BroVinny
2011-11-18 05:41:32 PM
AirForceVet: Let me get this in first.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Came to say this, dammit.
 
brap [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 06:19:34 PM
BroVinny: AirForceVet: Let me get this in first.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Came to say this, dammit.

I came to say, "Licks or it didn't happen."

:P
 
Exception Collection [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 06:24:09 PM
How well does she know Julianne Moore?
 
brap [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 06:59:56 PM
Exception Collection: How well does she know Julianne Moore?

This is my Julianne Moore story.

I was in Montauk laying around on the beach with a few of my friends and this woman walks by with a dog. I start petting and scritching the dog and it's jumping all over me all giddy-like.

Eventually the woman and dog leave. My friends say "Do you know who that was?"

I'm like, "I dunno, I didn't bother asking the woman for the pooch's name."

They both chime in with "NOT THE DOG YOU FECKING IDIOT, THAT WAS JULIANNE MOORE!"
 
GUATAPOPO
2011-11-18 08:04:28 PM
Did anyone else get forwarded to
A story of a kid getting raped by compressed air?
 
PowerSlacker
2011-11-18 08:04:40 PM
AirForceVet: Let me get this in first.

Pics or it didn't happen.
 
gunther_bumpass
2011-11-18 08:06:44 PM
GUATAPOPO: Did anyone else get forwarded to
A story of a kid getting raped by compressed air?

BloPa?
 
BroVinny
2011-11-18 08:08:50 PM
GUATAPOPO: Did anyone else get forwarded to
A story of a kid getting raped by compressed air?

Nope. You must have one of the new smart browsers that take you to webpages the browser thinks you'll like based upon past activity. Try rebooting your machine.
 
TravisBickle62
2011-11-18 08:10:28 PM
brap: Exception Collection: How well does she know Julianne Moore?

This is my Julianne Moore story.

I was in Montauk laying around on the beach with a few of my friends and this woman walks by with a dog. I start petting and scritching the dog and it's jumping all over me all giddy-like.

Eventually the woman and dog leave. My friends say "Do you know who that was?"

I'm like, "I dunno, I didn't bother asking the woman for the pooch's name."

They both chime in with "NOT THE DOG YOU FECKING IDIOT, THAT WAS JULIANNE MOORE!"

I would fark the daylights out of her dog
 
Surool
2011-11-18 08:11:19 PM
Numerous unnamed sources made numerous unsubstantiated claims, so it must be true.

I thought last week the gossip rags were claiming Demi was banging a younger dude in the back of a car...
 
BroVinny
2011-11-18 08:13:07 PM
Surool: Numerous unnamed sources made numerous unsubstantiated claims, so it must be true.

I thought last week the gossip rags were claiming Demi was banging a younger dude in the back of a car...

This week's claims in no way invalidate last week's.
 
Inaditch
2011-11-18 08:17:28 PM
My wife would do her. She'd do them both, actually. Separate or together, doesn't matter.
 
TravisBickle62
2011-11-18 08:23:59 PM
Inaditch: My wife would do her. She'd do them both, actually. Separate or together, doesn't matter.

Your wife would do pretty much anything
 
skinbubble
2011-11-18 08:39:15 PM
TravisBickle62: Inaditch: My wife would do her. She'd do them both, actually. Separate or together, doesn't matter.

Your wife would do pretty much anything

mythreedaughters.files.wordpress.com
 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 08:45:52 PM
Did this story come from Gawker? Judging by their blind items, 95% of Hollywood is gay and almost every relationship is a beard.
 
Ryker's Peninsula
2011-11-18 08:46:13 PM
Oh, great. Now I've got another reason to rub one out while watching "Parasite".
 
Inaditch
2011-11-18 08:47:19 PM
TravisBickle62: Inaditch: My wife would do her. She'd do them both, actually. Separate or together, doesn't matter.

Your wife would do pretty much anything

It's true. I think you're the only person she's turned down. ;)
 
Ontos
2011-11-18 08:48:21 PM
TravisBickle62: Inaditch: My wife would do her. She'd do them both, actually. Separate or together, doesn't matter.

Your wife would do pretty much anything

Don't you ever say shiat like that in here without posting pics of the wife.

EVER.
 
BroVinny
2011-11-18 08:49:09 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: Did this story come from Gawker? Judging by their blind items, 95% of Hollywood is gay and almost every relationship is a beard.

So? Are you saying that's inaccurate?
 
Inaditch
2011-11-18 08:51:20 PM
Ontos: TravisBickle62: Inaditch: My wife would do her. She'd do them both, actually. Separate or together, doesn't matter.

Your wife would do pretty much anything

Don't you ever say shiat like that in here without posting pics of the wife.

EVER.

I remember Homeschool Wife. I'll NEVER post my wife on Fark.

/Never forget Homeschool Wife
 
Arkanaut
2011-11-18 09:13:20 PM
Exception Collection: How well does she know Julianne Moore?

Depends. Does the female form make her uncomfortable?

/Vagina
 
Farty McPooPants
2011-11-18 09:20:35 PM
Don't be fatuous, Arkanaut
 
stealthd
2011-11-18 09:40:14 PM
GUATAPOPO: Did anyone else get forwarded to
A story of a kid getting raped by compressed air?

We have found a site with a mobile version worse than that of TMZ!
 
GungFu
2011-11-18 09:49:08 PM
www.mtv.com

Always thought Demi might have too much testosterone.

www.thedorkreport.com


/"suck my dick!"
 
Myria
2011-11-18 09:51:33 PM
Came for G.I. Jane reference; leaving happy.

/any chance for Demi to hook up with Cher?
 
Chastain86 [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 09:52:41 PM
I thought the allegation about Demi and Ashton being swingers was one of the worst-kept secrets in Hollywood. That's been the rumor for years.

You hear some similar rumblings about Will Smith and Jada Pinkett.
 
kvinesknows
2011-11-18 09:53:23 PM
"Somehow they made it work all these years. Both of them were respectful of each other. It was a lot of fun for them"

IT WAS ONLY SIX YEARS!
 
GratuityIncluded
2011-11-18 09:56:29 PM
Does she still have a uterus?

Best thing to happen to Kutcher. Free of dead weight -- and with that family, that's a lot of dead weight.
 
whither_apophis
2011-11-18 10:14:15 PM
GungFu: Always thought Demi might have too much testosterone.




/"suck my dick!"

So I'm scrolling along on my phone, with images of Julianne doing various immoral and depraved things running through my head and lo! a picture of a red head starts to scroll up...

uncool dude, just uncool
 
Von_Ruff
2011-11-18 10:24:02 PM
whither_apophis: GungFu: Always thought Demi might have too much testosterone.




/"suck my dick!"

So I'm scrolling along on my phone, with images of Julianne doing various immoral and depraved things running through my head and lo! a picture of a red head starts to scroll up...

uncool dude, just uncool

Came here to say the exact same thing, leaving still petrified.
 
El Brujo
2011-11-18 10:29:43 PM
GratuityIncluded: Does she still have a uterus?

Best thing to happen to Kutcher. Free of dead weight -- and with that family, that's a lot of dead weight.

He got out at the perfect time. He's still got the world in his palm, and she is starting to look a little skeletor-esque. Plus she has fake tits...yuck.

/not studman anything.
//small or "unsexy" (how is that possible) tits are better than fake tits.
///fake tits only should belong on trannys or women with mastectomies
 
ArkAngel [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 11:47:57 PM
GungFu: [www.mtv.com image 413x570]

Always thought Demi might have too much testosterone.

[www.thedorkreport.com image 460x250]


/"suck my dick!"

You don't escape Bruce Willis' chin
 
James Scameron
2011-11-19 04:59:21 AM
BroVinny: GUATAPOPO: Did anyone else get forwarded to
A story of a kid getting raped by compressed air?

Nope. You must have one of the new smart browsers that take you to webpages the browser thinks you'll like based upon past activity. Try rebooting your machine.

actually, just try reformatting your whole drive and then put Windows ME on it.
 
Ross E. Krushan
2011-11-19 10:04:14 AM
Inaditch: Ontos: TravisBickle62: Inaditch: My wife would do her. She'd do them both, actually. Separate or together, doesn't matter.

Your wife would do pretty much anything

Don't you ever say shiat like that in here without posting pics of the wife.

EVER.

I remember Homeschool Wife. I'll NEVER post my wife on Fark.

/Never forget Homeschool Wife

Am I the only dude who thought Homeschool Wife was kind of cute? I still stand by that! I'm sure quite a few Farkers had worse (I know I have.)
 
MagSeven
2011-11-19 11:05:17 AM
Demi Moore is still the owner of the biggest bush I've ever laid eyes on.
/look it up!
 
Mr.Poops
2011-11-19 11:22:32 AM
MagSeven: Demi Moore is still the owner of the biggest bush I've ever laid eyes on.
/look it up!

this

It's like a tribble got up and fell between her legs
 
Inaditch
2011-11-19 12:22:00 PM
Ross E. Krushan:

Am I the only dude who thought Homeschool Wife was kind of cute? I still stand by that! I'm sure quite a few Farkers had worse (I know I have.)

That's the thing. Homeschool Wife was hot. My wife is incredibly hot (seriously, one of the hottest women I've ever met... Not sure how I lucked out). However, no way in hell I'm subjecting her to these jackals.
 
RandomAxe [TotalFark]
2011-11-19 01:03:58 PM
LEAVE ASHTON ALONE

Yes. In a box, in some unnamed desert, for about 35 years.

/don't need to hear or see any more from Demi, either
 
Lsherm
2011-11-19 02:27:14 PM
Ross E. Krushan: Am I the only dude who thought Homeschool Wife was kind of cute? I still stand by that! I'm sure quite a few Farkers had worse (I know I have.)

Homeschool wife was HOT. I was in that thread (under an old handle) and while it was hilarious, the guy had a point: his wife was hot.
 
attention span of a retarded fruit fly
2011-11-19 06:23:35 PM
I have a hunch that someone wants to have a few kids of his own and Demi is surely not able to provide.

Ill give him a year before he has a kid in tow
 
MadAzza [TotalFark]
2011-11-20 07:53:00 AM
brap:

I was in Montauk laying around on the beach with a few of my friends and ...

Which J Crew catalog will you be in? I hear those things are shot months or even a year in advance.
 
kvinesknows
2011-11-20 10:41:34 AM
homeschool wife?


Is there a thread I can look into?
 
bingethinker [TotalFark]
2011-11-20 06:57:28 PM
Let me get this in first.

That's what I said!
 
MorePeasPlease
2011-11-20 11:04:07 PM
Lsherm: Homeschool wife was HOT. I was in that thread (under an old handle) and while it was hilarious, the guy had a point: his wife was hot.

Another vote for homeschool wife.
 
Naeva [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 11:08:30 AM
I thought the reason that Demi was leaving Ashton is because he was the father of January Jones' baby?

Why is that info in my head? I don't want it there. I should be learning a new language or something.
 
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