UFIV

And the reason the mother is not being charged is?????

DNRTA Do NOT Read...too much detail, feeling sick, stabby and sick

Babysitting? The guy could have been coaching football.

This is why I was farking mindblown when our first nanny took offense when I told her I was going to run a background check on her before offering her the job.

/kicked that beeotch to the curb
//have a wonderful nanny now

skullkrusher: This is why I was farking mindblown when our first nanny took offense when I told her I was going to run a background check on her before offering her the job.

/kicked that beeotch to the curb
//have a wonderful nanny now

is she hot?

Remember me? When I molested your daughter, I talked... just... like... THIS!

WTF is with the ice?

skullkrusher: This is why I was farking mindblown when our first nanny took offense when I told her I was going to run a background check on her before offering her the job.

/kicked that beeotch to the curb
//have a wonderful nanny now

A nanny? You, sir, are apparently one of the one percent. We're coming for you.

Ice, Ice, Baby!!!

kvinesknows: skullkrusher: This is why I was farking mindblown when our first nanny took offense when I told her I was going to run a background check on her before offering her the job.

/kicked that beeotch to the curb
//have a wonderful nanny now

is she hot?

I was pushing for the hot, young Eastern European one. The wife wanted one who was "qualified" and "responsible". Women...

baronvonzipper: WTF is with the ice?

She just needed to chill out

Matthew Keene: skullkrusher: This is why I was farking mindblown when our first nanny took offense when I told her I was going to run a background check on her before offering her the job.

/kicked that beeotch to the curb
//have a wonderful nanny now

A nanny? You, sir, are apparently one of the one percent. We're coming for you.

hehe oh please. The reason we have a nanny is because we can't afford for one of us to be a stay at home parent... well we could but then I'd have to forgo my monthly anal bleaching and gold plated toothbrush and I am sure as shiat not giving those up

Say what you will, but the three homeless guys I use to babysit little James have been nothing but great, and James just adores them. He sometimes asks me "Where stinky?" after they leave.

I wouldn't hire anyone on craigslist to do anything but suck my cock. And apparently you can't do that anymore...

skullkrusher: kvinesknows: skullkrusher: This is why I was farking mindblown when our first nanny took offense when I told her I was going to run a background check on her before offering her the job.

/kicked that beeotch to the curb
//have a wonderful nanny now

is she hot?

I was pushing for the hot, young Eastern European one. The wife wanted one who was "qualified" and "responsible". Women...

I read that as "experienced" and "knows how to keep quiet about certain indiscretions"

TFA: "Steven P. Knox is free on $30,000 bond..."

SERIOUSLY??

'Shocking'

Just wait for the babysitting he will receive in prison.

kvinesknows: skullkrusher: kvinesknows: skullkrusher: This is why I was farking mindblown when our first nanny took offense when I told her I was going to run a background check on her before offering her the job.

/kicked that beeotch to the curb
//have a wonderful nanny now

is she hot?

I was pushing for the hot, young Eastern European one. The wife wanted one who was "qualified" and "responsible". Women...

I read that as "experienced" and "knows how to keep quiet about certain indiscretions"

keeping our meth lab on the downlow is very important

topcon: Say what you will, but the three homeless guys I use to babysit little James have been nothing but great, and James just adores them. He sometimes asks me "Where stinky?" after they leave.

hehe

One of the clubs I worked at was frequented by eastern european nannies. Sometimes I miss those days.

groppet: One of the clubs I worked at was frequented by eastern european nannies.

go on...

ultraholland: groppet: One of the clubs I worked at was frequented by eastern european nannies.

go on...

slower...

The mother is far too stupid to be permitted to live. At the very least she should forcibly have her tubes tied. Craig's List is the LAST place any sane person should use to look for a sitter.

Really?!? Who the hell goes on Craigslist to find a babysitter? Used VCR, vehicle, drug connection, tranny hooker, sure. But a farking babysitter?

/as other farkers have said, charge the mother as well
//and roast him over an open fire and feed him to the pig

The girl said Knox had put "ice" on his finger and that the penetration had burned.

It's better than a modified wooden toilet roll holder

I fond the more reliable baby sitters are found on Backpage.com.

Whenever I advertise in Craig's List in the service section, asking young women to meet me behind the dumpster next to the Dunking Donuts for therapeutic massage, the ladies who respond never ask me to watch their kids!! This lady is crazy.

"You're too late! I already killed her!"

baronvonzipper: WTF is with the ice?

Have you never been in love?

baronvonzipper: WTF is with the ice?

At a guess I'm going to say some sort of lube designed for a "tingling sensation" and comes in a gel form rather than straight liquid. I can see a six year old describing it as ice since they aren't supposed to know what lube is let alone what it is made from.

Rev. Skarekroe: Is the Sick tag broken or something?

Was wondering the same thing myself.

That article was also pretty damn graphic if you ask me.

Hacker_X: baronvonzipper: WTF is with the ice?

At a guess I'm going to say some sort of lube designed for a "tingling sensation" and comes in a gel form rather than straight liquid. I can see a six year old describing it as ice since they aren't supposed to know what lube is let alone what it is made from.

You sound.... knowledgeable?

Guidette Frankentits: The girl said Knox had put "ice" on his finger and that the penetration had burned.

It's better than a modified wooden toilet roll holder

You owe me a new keyboard! Well played.

skullkrusher: Matthew Keene: skullkrusher: This is why I was farking mindblown when our first nanny took offense when I told her I was going to run a background check on her before offering her the job.

/kicked that beeotch to the curb
//have a wonderful nanny now

A nanny? You, sir, are apparently one of the one percent. We're coming for you.

hehe oh please. The reason we have a nanny is because we can't afford for one of us to be a stay at home parent... well we could but then I'd have to forgo my monthly anal bleaching and gold plated toothbrush and I am sure as shiat not giving those up

so now you are working to pay for the baby-sitter?
apart from that being ridiculous if you think about it, it also says something about social inequality and the way we value different kinds of labor: some people make so much on their job they can afford to pay taxes and other costs that come with a job and still have enough left to hire people for the same amount of hours they spend at their job.

ClipJoint: Hacker_X: baronvonzipper: WTF is with the ice?

At a guess I'm going to say some sort of lube designed for a "tingling sensation" and comes in a gel form rather than straight liquid. I can see a six year old describing it as ice since they aren't supposed to know what lube is let alone what it is made from.

You sound.... knowledgeable?

Of lube, somewhat, of six year old vaginas, not at all.

Hacker_X: ClipJoint: Hacker_X: baronvonzipper: WTF is with the ice?

At a guess I'm going to say some sort of lube designed for a "tingling sensation" and comes in a gel form rather than straight liquid. I can see a six year old describing it as ice since they aren't supposed to know what lube is let alone what it is made from.

You sound.... knowledgeable?

Of lube, somewhat, of six year old vaginas, not at all.

Who said anything about vaginas?

That guy even LOOKS like a child molester.

Also, a few MONTHS? What the fark is she doing away from her children for a few MONTHS?! She doesn't have a friend they can stay with? The kids don't have friends they can stay with? Wtf is wrong with her?

reason #1344 why Muslims and religious zealots in general should be all thrown in a farking fire

/Bring back Stalin to purge religion

clytamnestra: skullkrusher: Matthew Keene: skullkrusher: This is why I was farking mindblown when our first nanny took offense when I told her I was going to run a background check on her before offering her the job.

/kicked that beeotch to the curb
//have a wonderful nanny now

A nanny? You, sir, are apparently one of the one percent. We're coming for you.

hehe oh please. The reason we have a nanny is because we can't afford for one of us to be a stay at home parent... well we could but then I'd have to forgo my monthly anal bleaching and gold plated toothbrush and I am sure as shiat not giving those up

so now you are working to pay for the baby-sitter?
apart from that being ridiculous if you think about it, it also says something about social inequality and the way we value different kinds of labor: some people make so much on their job they can afford to pay taxes and other costs that come with a job and still have enough left to hire people for the same amount of hours they spend at their job.

Yes, you're right. It's incredibly inequitable that every job doesn't have the exact same pay.

Or we could go with the less derpy social commentary and ask why it is that education and child rearing are considered to be less demanding, lower paying jobs.

/Best guess? Anyone can achieve that role by having their own kid
//Which, from what I've seen in articles here, pretty much anyone can do