Shouldn't have tried to talk her into a 4-way.

That's Nuts. talk about an unbalanced person.
Must have been under some pressure to do that.
I guess any good relationship will wear thin, after a while.
Maybe they can patch things up?

He was going bald and she decided it was time for a replacement.

Sounds like they had one helluva blowout.

You see what happens Larry?

You gonna get flattened

it was an unbalanced relationship.

Wasn't "Death By Tire Iron" the band from Police Academy? Bobcat had their shirt on?

anyone remember that?

/these puns have me rolling

I always keep a spare girlfriend in the trunk.

Don't tread on me

She became unbalanced when she stopped attending her AAA meetings.

Sounds like she was just putting her toe-in and then went for a spin and couldn't camber out fast enough !

You know, the automotive industry could put a positive spin on this: Recent car models have been shipping without spare tires, just a can of "sprayflator" gunk. Call it a safety feature- they're preventing you from reaching into the trunk, pulling out a tire iron, and going all whack-bangy on your boyfriend. They're not cheap- they're safety-minded!

I'll bet she pronounces it "tar arn."

Saw the pic, it was a mercy killing.