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(Fox Business) Obvious Heinz's profits slip. Now they have to play ketchup   (foxbusiness.com) divider line 30
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2011-11-18 02:33:26 PM
As far as I'm concerned, there is no other ketchup but Heinz
 
2011-11-18 02:34:26 PM
Subby's headline is saucy!
 
2011-11-18 02:42:03 PM
DubyaHater: As far as I'm concerned, there is no other ketchup but HeinzHunts

Hunts sugar based ketchup > Heinz HFCS or sugar based

/also as cheap as the store brand for some reason
 
2011-11-18 02:43:00 PM
www.synthlords.com
 
2011-11-18 02:56:05 PM
bhcompy: Hunts sugar based ketchup > Heinz HFCS or sugar based

/also as cheap as the store brand for some reason


Hunt's is awful.
 
2011-11-18 03:04:43 PM
GoodyearPimp: bhcompy: Hunts sugar based ketchup > Heinz HFCS or sugar based

/also as cheap as the store brand for some reason

Hunt's is awful.


No.

Hunt's and Morehouse, best pairing since peanut butter and jelly
 
2011-11-18 03:16:24 PM
blog.oregonlive.com

Putting on a brave face.
 
2011-11-18 03:20:45 PM
That headline is mustarded.
 
2011-11-18 03:59:44 PM
I bet they don't relish having to do that!
 
2011-11-18 04:34:29 PM
That profit report is the worcestershire.
 
2011-11-18 04:37:36 PM
SurfaceTension: [www.synthlords.com image 400x200]

Came for Mia.....

Also came for Pulp reference....... ZING!
 
2011-11-18 05:02:37 PM
bhcompy: DubyaHater: As far as I'm concerned, there is no other ketchup but HeinzHunts

Hunts sugar based ketchup > Heinz HFCS or sugar based

/also as cheap as the store brand for some reason
 
2011-11-18 05:43:07 PM
Saucy pun gone? check
Mustard pun gone? check
Relish pun gone? check
There's a pun about Worcestershire? oh man!

Gah I'm too late! If I keep thinking I may overcome this brain block and come up with one.
 
2011-11-18 07:39:55 PM
Heinz is my ketchup, I shall want no others.
 
2011-11-18 07:53:31 PM
With less profits, how will the CEO afford a thousand islands?
 
2011-11-18 08:03:43 PM
Sock Ruh Tease: With less profits, how will the CEO afford a thousand islands?

oh ouch! sooooo painful
Bad Pun! NO! go sit in the corner and think about what you have done.

/ok, you're right I'm secretly jealous that was a good one.
 
2011-11-18 08:42:14 PM
Heinz wishes it could taste as good as Brooks.
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2011-11-18 08:48:01 PM
DubyaHater: As far as I'm concerned, there is no other ketchup but Heinz

I feel sorry for people that don't have access to Red Gold.

Heinz sucks. Even Hunt's is better.
 
2011-11-18 09:15:37 PM
i30.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-18 09:42:42 PM
bhcompy 2011-11-18 02:42:03 PM DubyaHater: As far as I'm concerned, there is no other ketchup but HeinzHunts Hunts sugar based ketchup > Heinz HFCS or sugar based /also as cheap as the store brand for some reason
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I love hunts. As a kid, before I could buy my own damn groceries, would always enjoy eating chicken at dairy queen because they had hunts ketchup. Bastards switched to heinz. CURSES!

Fortunately, I'm old enough to buy my own damn ketchup. I enjoy hunts immensely. (Though, I do like Heinz, its only good right when you open it and for a few uses thereafter. It tastes like crap after a few days for some reason)
 
2011-11-18 09:44:15 PM
Has anyone out there ever tried Jim Ross' (the guy from WWE) ketchup? I really want to try it but dunno if I should.
 
2011-11-18 10:08:21 PM
In this economy I find myself buying store brand (Roundy's, Cub, etc...).

You cannot talk about Ketchup without some Prairie Home Companion
 
2011-11-18 10:19:30 PM
I've tasted pretty much all the brands of ketchup and generic ones at that... and from what I have determined, ketchup is ketchup. And it makes me more amazed that Heinz was able to somehow convince people that their ketchup is somehow different from any others...
 
2011-11-18 10:52:19 PM
Heinz's Reduced Sugar Ketchup is pretty good.
 
2011-11-19 03:55:26 AM
DubyaHater: As far as I'm concerned, there is no other ketchup but Heinz


Its too sweet. They dump so much HFCS into that stuff its almost unbearable.
 
2011-11-19 07:58:45 AM
undflickertail: In this economy I find myself buying store brand (Roundy's, Cub, etc...).

You cannot talk about Ketchup without some Prairie Home Companion


These are the good years, as cold weather starts to spread.
The trees are dressed for autumn, in orange, brown and red.
Life is flowing, like catchup on this thread....

Catchup. Catchup.
 
2011-11-19 12:55:15 PM
How the fark did this weak ass headline get greened?
 
2011-11-19 05:05:28 PM
They won't get any help from me, I like the taste of food.
 
2011-11-19 09:45:54 PM
That's because they removed the pickle from the new glass "catsup" bottles in restaurants...when the "catsup" is slow coming out you are supposed to "smack the pickle"...no one can smack their pickle anymore!!!
 
2011-11-21 05:19:25 PM
HUNTS HUNTS HUNTS!!!!

I find it makes the perfect base for all of my homemade barbecue sauce..



If Grizzlebees was real, I'm sure they would step up to flavor and serve Hunts sauce with their signature dish, The Shocker!

//You'll wish you had less fun!
 
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