sick!!!!

Vaginers of the world, Rejoice!!!

Brings to mind an old joke...something like shaving my ass and walking backwards

C'mon who clicked on the Hariy palms?

Admit it!

Is there really a need for this?

For hairy bastards like me, this site is great.

Take note, my dad, uncle(his side of the family, and I are all bald. I started losing head hair at 19.

But for some strange reason, my uncle's got hair on his shoulders. So it's not a case of hair loss, but a case of hair transferrance.

This is all well and good, but there is no replacement for having a barber do it with a straight razor. I swear, it leaves my ass as smooth as a baby's face.

I shaved my ass. Now the police will never be able to recognize me.

Wonder if the site has any warnings like "Use extreme caution around your balloon knot"

does this phenomenon happen more in cold climates?

I can honestly say I've never seen a harry ass, but then again.... I don't go looking for them.

British - I think you mean follicular migration.

-he who stacks pork

*shudder*

ass acne = assne

this would be fantastic for me, assuming hair didn't grow back terribly fast, and twice as thick and long
i know by experience that shaving your chest it grows back faster, but i was wondering if anybody knew if after a long period of time, whether the hair stays the same, or does actually get worse (i only shaved my chest once)

SLAYERSWINE, I agree. Especially when they're really big, pus-y, and painful to sit on.
So I'm told, of course... heh heh...

Well shave my ass and call me susen.

Umm.. I really shouldn't have said that.

Tandom ass shaving. A new veiw on fecal bondage.

Pimple puss, the other white secretion.

Look ma, I shaved my ass today! ;)

ass hair ::shudders:: such a turn off... oh the trauma I had blocked which is now coming back....

My brother shaved his ass once. It took him four hours. He came out of the bathroom dripping in sweat with a kitchen garbage bag full of hair. He took a shiat soon after. He was in there for like 30 seconds. He came out and said, "wow, just like I was 12 years old again -- no mess at all." For 3 days he had lightning quick bowel movements with little need for cleanup. He was ecstatic. Then the itching began. He swore he'd never shave his ass again, no matter how much time (or toilet paper) it saved in the wiping process. Me? no I've never shaved my ass. Never wanted to. I once shaved my belly hair into the shape of an upside down cross, but I was in a band at the time. But that, my friends, is another story....

Hell, I'll just get a bottle of Nair.

It's real good to employ an electric razor in this area. Less chance of cutting your self in blind areas. And the narrower profile (Braun makes a thin razor) of the cutting head is ideal for getting into the gluttial crevice (butt crack). Use the electric razor first if you plan on also using a disposable razor. Electric razors work best on dry area.

Moral of the story? Don't use your electric razor if you have a runny ass!

Yukk.

[dr. evil]There's nothing quite like a shorn rectum. It's breathtaking; I suggest you try it[/dr. evil]

There's a product called "Coochy Shave"?? Eek.

I bet you'd get a -really- smooth shave if you used an EpiLady.

Who can be arsed doing it every 2 or 3 damn days, too much of a chore.
If you don`t keep up then the stubble causes the most nightmarish itching, bad enough to make you want an ass-amputation.
Also when you shuffle in your seat your boxers tend to burst into flames.

I'll save you all from any descriptive analysis of my ass hair but I have to ask one question:

Does anyone's wife, girlfriend, fiance, other(dog) give them shiat for having a hairy ass? My girlfriend always gives me a hard time but I'm still not willing to shave the bum. That itching just doesn't sound worth it.

Also,
Proud2be American: the joke you are refering to is, I think: If I had a dog as ugly as you I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards (but I don't think it really pertains to this situation).

thats weird!!!!!! plus do we really need to shave or asses?

I usually just tweeze my asshair. Its not too bad, although it does get a bit sensative near your O-ring.

should be labeled PSA

Matzug: when its the first guy ass ever you..feel...and it feels like rubbing a very hair guy leg...and you're swet and innocent and had no idea that some guys are like this...you kinda get weirded out and wonder if you're dating bigfoot...well I guess also if the guy is a big cocky bastard too that has factors... well hairy hairy asses traumatize me at least...

this gives me an idea for marketing chia-ass.

When I shave my ass hair away,I just pull it out without using razors or shaving cream.Just grab it all out and I'm good to go.Hurts like hell,but I feel secure knowing that I'm not hurting baby seals.

Endorsed by goatse boy

my brother uses Nair, I believe....

doesn't ass fur serve some sorta purpose?

This guy shaves his ass...

Click on the period.
Link very unsafe for work, even unsafe if you vomit easily. Probly equivilent to the goat boy. You have been warned.

Ahhh... I messed the link up, oh well, it's best you don't go there anyway.

Next thing you know, there will be ass fur rugs on e-bay.

Fry: Chia-Ass! heheheh

Check out the rest of the links. "Find the g-spot" is very interactive.

"Are you trying to mind-fark me?" Heh heh heh.

Razors and nair sux. When I want my ass hair gone I just get a hungry goat, pull down my pants and let 'em graze 'til I'm hairless.

My brother bikini waxes sometimes, says he does it just for "kicks"....strange

Perhaps razoring those hemorrhoids off yourself is a better option than admitting to the doctor u got somethin growing out of your ass?

Proud2B_American: believe the joke goes... "If I had a dog that looked like you I would shave its ass and make it walk backwards"... if I remember my elementary school days properly.

R

Ham Salad:

Uh... huh. Yeah, I'm guessing "Kicks" is the nickname of some large oily bald guy your brother knows.

Eeeeewwwwwwwww . . .

British: Got ya beat on the hair loss thing. Mine started coming out at fifteen. The odds were stacked against me. My dad and almost all of my uncles on both sides are balding, too. Fortunately, I've still got some(although I now have to be careful of scalp sunburns).

Why shave? I'll just wax... In fact, I'll do it right now. Here I go.
*rrrrrrrip*
OOOOOOWWW! OOOW! Oow! Ow. ... Now for the other side.
*rrrrrrrrrrrip*
OOOOOOOWWW!! OOOOW! Oh, that's a piece of flesh on that strip. Oh that's not good.

P.S. : I'm sorry you had to read this.