Orthodox Christmas party. woo.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat:

Just don't look!!


Anyway, I stopped reading this headline after the word "bash" at which time I got lost in wishful thinking.

How much does she plan on making off of this party?

ANASFWGTD.

mitchcumstein1: Now she has a machine gun.

Vapid is a stupid word, and it's used way to goddamned much.

Maybe it is, but you gotta admit how perfectly it applies to Kim "Dat Ass" Kardashian.

Spanky McStupid: How much does she plan on making off of this party?

Enough to offset her divorce lawyers, at the very least.

I hope you get ass cancer for submitting this. Even if you did make fun of her. Ass cancer for you.

FTA: "...guest list will be full of big names and the cameras will be in to film it all."

Well, that was the tactic that helped make her famous in the first place, so good for her I guess.

I like that the scam marriage thing blew up in their faces, but still mildly annoyed any of these people exist on the same planet as the rest of us.

Oh you know you would tap that ass and you would do it often. She has loads of money and a butt thats awesome and foobies that are worth climbing. You know you would fark her.

yes, Im pretty sure we would all fark her silly, but that douesn't mean she isn't talentless, vapid, or a ho,ho,ho

She'll probably get married and get divorced again by this Christmas.

did you say Christmas bush?

She has to repair her image and no one can hate Christmas. So love her. Please love her.

Do you get to piss on her?

She fired the first shot on the war on christmas this year! Sick good ole Bill on her.

Oh you know you would tap that ass and you would do it often. She has loads of money and a butt thats awesome and foobies that are worth climbing. You know you would fark her.


I would tap someone who looked like her, but I wouldnt be a part of the circus that is her and her vapid, annoying, talentless family.

blogwiz: Oh you know you would tap that ass and you would do it often. She has loads of money and a butt thats awesome and foobies that are worth climbing. You know you would fark her.

I've loved up on much less attractive girls when I was drunk believe me, but they were made of real human flesh and bone and at least had some personality and intelligence going. It wont belong till it is revealed that her ass is as plastic as her personality and as 'real' as her intelligence. Would I fark it if I encountered it drunk and it was apparent I could? Sure. Most guys will fark anything in the right situation. The telling thing is I wouldn't waste the kleenex to fap to her while sober.

Dat Fake (new window)

But talentless and vapid is how I like my Hos...

blogwiz: Oh you know you would tap that ass and you would do it often. She has loads of money and a butt thats awesome and foobies that are worth climbing. You know you would fark her.

I really don't get the Kim K. ass worship. I like asses...I really REALLY do, but that doesn't mean I like huge, misshapen masses of butt flesh. Just because you like a body part doesn't mean that massive versions of that body part are attractive.

Sarcastica75: since this is a dat-fat-ass thread...

"Do these pants...

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make my ass look fat?"

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/that was cosmetically done, like on porpoise.
//allegedly with cement, super glue and "Fix a Flat."
///ya rly (new window).

what is that I don't even

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: blogwiz: Oh you know you would tap that ass and you would do it often. She has loads of money and a butt thats awesome and foobies that are worth climbing. You know you would fark her.

I really don't get the Kim K. ass worship. I like asses...I really REALLY do, but that doesn't mean I like huge, misshapen masses of butt flesh. Just because you like a body part doesn't mean that massive versions of that body part are attractive.

So basically you're saying

The sad part is ... we created her. News articles about her get greenlit/shown/approved. Reality shows with her get massive funding.

zarberg: The sad part is ... we created her. News articles about her get greenlit/shown/approved. Reality shows with her get massive funding.

That's not really fair, if her father hadn't helped a multi-murderer hide the weapon and other evidence she'd just be some skank who got shredded on camera by a second-rate hip hop performer.

blogwiz: Oh you know you would tap that ass and you would do it often. She has loads of money and a butt thats awesome and foobies that are worth climbing. You know you would fark her.

And, KK knows that, too. Most of these people who rag on her, really want to fark her

For $12,000,000 a year I'll be talentless, vapid, annoying ho-ho-ho