Submitted this 2 days ago. Fark you, mods.

People still pay to see her?

Huh...who woulda thought grabbing a random stranger out of the audience could possibly pose issues? Especially a young male at a BRITNEY SPEARS concert...you already know he's unstable.

Didn't she get hot again?

I mean, not like she was in her prime hot...but I was pretty sure that she had worked her way out of that "Radioactive gutter pig" phase she was going through.

Looks like she's starting to drop the extra weight. A few more months on tour and she's going to be a certified MILF.

I would let her give me a lap dance and yeah I may even hit that hole once or twice....she still has a great body.

The Homer Tax: "Radioactive gutter pig"

That's the name of my kazoo playing GWAR cover band.

I'd lick pork and beans from her stretch mark covered body all night long!

...and now he has to go for a round of shots.

Sapper_Topo: I'd lick pork and beans from her stretch mark covered body all night long!

If I just aspirated apple chunks, you will be receiving my medical bills.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I would happily let her wrap those thick ass legs around my face.

JayR30: Sapper_Topo: I'd lick pork and beans from her stretch mark covered body all night long!

If I just aspirated apple chunks, you will be receiving my medical bills.

Would it have been a better mental image if I had said "I would spread potted meat all over her vagoo and bury my face in it like I was motorboating Katy Perry?"

/Potted meat yum!

Sapper_Topo: JayR30: Sapper_Topo: I'd lick pork and beans from her stretch mark covered body all night long!

If I just aspirated apple chunks, you will be receiving my medical bills.

Would it have been a better mental image if I had said "I would spread potted meat all over her vagoo and bury my face in it like I was motorboating Katy Perry?"

/Potted meat yum!

pepsi stings when it comes out of your nose.

fyi.

Don't put your mouth on it!

GameSprocket: [mistletoeethaniel.files.wordpress.com image 448x336]

Don't put your mouth on it!

What IS that?!?

The poor devil! He stared into that abyss and realized that he, himself, was staring back.

I would disappoint her so fast!

/then apologize
//and leave quietly

When tied down and faced with a lap dance from Britney Spears, you do what you have to do to survive

Open wide?

Lie back and think of England?

Just go with it, and think about rolling around with her on top of her greasy, fast food drive-in bag covered bed? You know, just really going at it. Totally that "I'm-getting-mine, you-get-your"gasm kinda sex, praying to God you don't get a Chicken McNugget caught in your ass.

Dammit, what is the answer subby?!

I'm sorry, I don't want to summon Studman69, but I really would not want to be that close to Britney's fartcloud. I'd be all, "Hey, that's nice sweetie, but how 'bout you point that thing over there."

/Dat ass...probably smells bad.

He's just lucky it didn't bite back.

SurfaceTension: I really wish Britney at 30 would stop trying to be Britney at 16.

/believe it or not, there are guys who find attractive the woman who acts her age

I'm sure now that we're all waiting with bated breath for you to tell us what behaviors are acceptable for someone who is 30.

Pants full of macaroni!!: Im_Gumby: GameSprocket: [mistletoeethaniel.files.wordpress.com image 448x336]

Don't put your mouth on it!

What the hell IS that?!?

FTFY

Oh I know what that is.

britney spears in lip-synching shocka

I find it amazing he was rocking out so hard to her music, does everyone have shiatty taste in music?

From the look of the video, I don't think I'd mind having her giving me a lap dance.

/At a strip club
//With her not dancing to her music

For those who say they would still hit it I have two words for you:

Federline spunk.

/changed your minds, didn't you

Sid Vicious' Corpse: For those who say they would still hit it I have two words for you:

Federline spunk.

/changed your minds, didn't you

*Gasp* you mean some other dude had sex with her first? Unacceptable!!!! I must only have sex with virgins who've never seen a dick before, much less farked one.

Dumbass

PizzaJedi81: The Homer Tax: "Radioactive gutter pig"

That's the name of my kazoo playing GWAR cover band.

That is an awesome name for a band...

She looks terrific in the Crimnal video. Fark you and your little dog, too.

jaylectricity: How old are you? She isn't a MILF unless she's old enough to be your mother.

Yeah, that's not right at all. Any woman with kids can be a MILF, no matter the age.

jaylectricity: She isn't a MILF unless she's old enough to be your mother.

Wow. Even I don't do that far and I'm a strict constructionist. For instance, it is only the outward, towards the arm, side of a tit counts as a sideboob. The inner portion is cleavage.

How young can she have been when she gave birth to me? I don't want to get into Judi Dench-territory with my fantasies just yet.